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Self Explainatory.

i chased a duck around a pond at 3 in the morning, don't know what happened to him

It was at a Christmas party. Told my boss to go **** himself. I have many others but that took teh cake

I got wasted at a bonfire and I pretty much fell in the fire, but I was rescued. 31

I got wasted with some friends and ended up making out with a good friend's wife. ermm

life is too short for regrets?

Forget Regret, or Life is Yours to Miss

Originally posted by Sweet Escape
Forget Regret, or Life is Yours to Miss If you and Leo weren't a thing, I'd totally be hitting on you right now.

Rent = Life
Leo = Love

Ran into a wall >_>

Originally posted by Sweet Escape
Rent = Life
Leo = Love


Leo = The Captain

313

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Leo = The Captain

313

Sorry to say, there is only one Captain ...



























































http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/180px-Captain_morgan.gif

I got drunk at a Halloween party, didn't know who the girl was, but I stuck my muscle in her all night.

Originally posted by Secretus
Sorry to say, there is only one Captain ...



























































http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/180px-Captain_morgan.gif Soy el capitano

Originally posted by Thorinn
I got drunk at a Halloween party, didn't know who the girl was, but I stuck my muscle in her all night.

Which muscle? herbermm

Originally posted by Puzzle
Which muscle? herbermm

Teh one with the herpes. (Tongue)

Originally posted by Secretus
Teh one with the herpes.

Mom's tongue?

I hope not mine ..shes been dead for 10 years ..what a sick bastard if so ..

Originally posted by Secretus
I hope not mine ..shes been dead for 10 years ..what a sick bastard if so ..

What a sick person if your mom still had a tongue, let alone with active herpes on it.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Which muscle? herbermm Use some imagination. 13

Originally posted by Thorinn
Use some imagination. 13

Barker?

Originally posted by Secretus
Barker? Eww.

I decided we play drunk basketball.
and my cousin fell because she was so hamered and broke her jaw.

My uncle and I play drunken lightsabers...sounds gay, but it's not. Trust me.

Drunken Mario Kart w00t

Anyway, this would require me to have actually been drunk enough to do something stupid. So far that hasn't happened.

Originally posted by Lana
Drunken Mario Kart w00t

Anyway, this would require me to have actually been drunk enough to do something stupid. So far that hasn't happened.

Not yet, but soon.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Not yet, but soon.

Haha

I've also never been drunk.

Originally posted by Eccentric
I've also never been drunk.

Soon.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Soon.

Nu uh.

tell people things i never would if i were sober, randomly dance with people, hit on a friends girlfriend

Originally posted by Eccentric
Nu uh.

Yes ma'am.

Originally posted by Puzzle
My uncle and I play drunken lightsabers...sounds gay, but it's not. Trust me.


http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/thbuttsecks.jpg

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
tell people things i never would if i were sober, randomly dance with people, hit on a friends girlfriend



now i'm amused.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Yes ma'am.

Nu uh. Why would I want to get drunk.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy


now i'm amused.
im a really fun drunk apparently

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im a really fun drunk apparently
haha.

so kevin dances only when drunk?

i'd like to see that yes.

Originally posted by Eccentric
Nu uh. Why would I want to get drunk.

It can be fun...in moderation.

im pretty sure i fell over not long after i started

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im pretty sure i fell over not long after i started

haha. you guys are too silly.


bacon dances!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
haha. you guys are too silly.


bacon dances!




maybe

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon

maybe

apparently so.

what was the music?

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
apparently so.

what was the music?
no music

mandi and i decided to re-enact the last time she was drunk and almost fell over and i caught her and she started dancing with me

dancing without muzzik eh?

now i know you were drunk

haha. was it mandi that you hit on? matt wouldn't dare mess with you what with the nosebleed stories circulating about i guess.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
dancing without muzzik eh?

now i know you were drunk

haha. was it mandi that you hit on? matt wouldn't dare mess with you what with the nosebleed stories circulating about i guess.
yea it was

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
yea it was

haha. i just laughed at the thought of setting you with your nose bleed enducing tendancies on david.

i'm horrible.
haha.

so the story goes the other day i pushed the kid into this wrestling, tackling thingy at the college's annual spring fling. he was "prancing around like a pansy" or so the big boys who were, along with myself, serving as spectators shouted in amused outrage. i kept egging everyone on him. but noo..all these guys kept losing their money setting their friends up against him. but nooo...david just bounced about as i laughed my ass off.

haha. good times

haha i see

2121

batman will pwn the dancing banana.

i am batman

tell yourself that.

hello kevin, you are batman

done

LOL.

but just because you tell him that doesn't mean he is batman.doped

why not? cry

saying isn't being,hon.doped

it should be cry

many things should be.tongue_ss

maybe so, is this steal my smilies day too? tongue_ss

maybe so.tongue_ss

i know so

tongue_ssjump

*shakes head*

don't you shake your head at moi mister.hypocrite

*shakes head*

disgust

Well, I'll start with one of them. I got wasted and then with a video camera, went around zooming in on all the girls asses saying "check the Booty." It wouldn't have been bad if it wouldn't have been my uncle's camera. I never hear the end of it. ;D

the worst thing that happend to me at a party was getting wasted and then having sex with a guy that i dont even remeber having sex with.drunk

Originally posted by gabrella101
the worst thing that happend to me at a party was getting wasted and then having sex with a guy that i dont even know.drunk

That's just stupid. 313

yeah i know it was

**** the hosts dog.

And make the cat watch.

Then brag about it.

Oh wait, this is supposed to be things you REGRET...my bad.

wow

Originally posted by gabrella101
the worst thing that happend to me at a party was getting wasted and then having sex with a guy that i dont even remeber having sex with.drunk

thats unhealthy131

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
thats unhealthy131 Originally posted by BackFire
**** the hosts dog.

And make the cat watch.

Then brag about it.

Oh wait, this is supposed to be things you REGRET...my bad.

This is healthier. 131

Originally posted by Puzzle
This is healthier. 131

totally131

well to let you know that only happend one time and its not happining again ok.

Another story...Hmm...here is one on my cousin. He had sex with a fat chick when he was wasted. He told me later that at the time of intercourse, she looked like Jennifer Anniston. XD He said he didn't expect to wake up next to Godzilla.

Originally posted by Zatch
Self Explainatory. haermm

I slept with an incredibly fat chick once. She rolled over onto me the next morning and the horror sunk in.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I slept with an incredibly fat chick once. She rolled over onto me the next morning and the horror sunk in. Poor You.

Originally posted by Dustin
Poor You. I sunk in too. into her rolls. funny thing is she gave great cone.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I sunk in too. into her rolls. funny thing is she gave great cone. They say the fat chicks are the best. Just have to do things in the dark.

she was really pretty, but DAMN there was so much of her.

I lost my virginity

me too, many moons ago.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
she was really pretty, but DAMN there was so much of her. She needed onstar to find her ass kind of fat?Originally posted by Blight
I lost my virginity Shitty luck.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
me too, many moons ago. Oh I was just answering the title of the thread...

me too.

Originally posted by Dustin
She needed onstar to find her ass kind of fat? Shitty luck. Luck had nothing to do with it haermm

Originally posted by Blight
Luck had nothing to do with it haermm Hit and run. crylaugh

Originally posted by Dustin
Hit and run. crylaugh She ran haermm

It's okay. I didn't perfect my craft until my second one

Originally posted by Blight
She ran haermm

It's okay. I didn't perfect my craft until my second one Something tells me it took more than 5. haermm

Originally posted by Dustin
Something tells me it took more than 5. haermm Well since I've only been with two I think it was the second one. ermm

Originally posted by Blight
Well since I've only been with two I think it was the second one. ermm ahemcoughlamecoughahem. J.k. Rowling!

Originally posted by Dustin
ahemcoughlamecoughahem. J.k. Rowling! Lame!?


I have probably had more sex than prince in the one year relationship I had... ermm

Originally posted by Blight
Lame!?


I have probably had more sex than prince in the one year relationship I had... ermm You said you only had sex twice.

Originally posted by Dustin
You said you only had sex twice. I actually said "I've only been with two". Bit of a difference

Originally posted by Blight
I actually said "I've only been with two". Bit of a difference SAME DAMN DIFFERENCE! *PANTS* Ok I'm fine.

Originally posted by Dustin
SAME DAMN DIFFERENCE! *PANTS* Ok I'm fine. Not really haermm

Originally posted by Blight
Not really haermm I guess.

I have yet to be at a drunken party disgust

Originally posted by Naz
I have yet to be at a drunken party disgust Figures. Pre-teen.

Originally posted by Dustin
Figures. Pre-teen.

oh Excuse you.

Originally posted by Naz
oh Excuse you. Yessums?

Originally posted by Dustin
I guess. Did you know you can be with one person and have sex with them more than once? It's a nuts concept, I know.

Originally posted by Blight
Did you know you can be with one person and have sex with them more than once? It's a nuts concept, I know. I know the feeling. I just felt like giving you a hard way to go. Tis fun you know?

Originally posted by Dustin
Yessums?

Am not pre-teen, mumble mumble disgust

Originally posted by Naz
Am not pre-teen, mumble mumble disgust My bad. Young teen then.

Originally posted by Dustin
My bad. Young teen then.




hmm One time I was at a party and I had like 4 cups of coffee at 2am, and we started playing spoons, and I was just absolutely freaking out, like jumping over the table to grab spoons and shit. I got the lasting nickname of "Devil child". I suppose that's the closest I've got to drunken party...meh.

Originally posted by Dustin
My bad. Young teen then. You're a youngin' too!

Originally posted by Naz



hmm One time I was at a party and I had like 4 cups of coffee at 2am, and we started playing spoons, and I was just absolutely freaking out, like jumping over the table to grab spoons and shit. I got the lasting nickname of "Devil child". I suppose that's the closest I've got to drunken party...meh. Sounds pathetic. mmmOriginally posted by Blight
You're a youngin' too! I'm almost out of my teens!

Thrashed a good friend's house.

Originally posted by Blight
You're a youngin' too!

hmm How old is Mr. Tsure?

Originally posted by Naz
hmm How old is Mr. Tsure? Older than you!

Originally posted by Dustin
Sounds pathetic. mmm

'twas fun actually. mmm

Originally posted by Dustin
Older than you!

Only by a couple years from what I gather schmoll

Originally posted by Naz
hmm How old is Mr. Tsure? I dunno if he wants people to know... so I keep the mouth shut.

Originally posted by Dustin
Older than you!

Are you Tsure about that??

Ha!

(Kneeslapper)

Originally posted by Naz
Only by a couple years from what I gather schmoll Try 8 months. vin

Originally posted by Dustin
Sounds pathetic. mmm I'm almost out of my teens! I almost hit on a girl your age and felt like a pervert for it... thus... youngin'

Originally posted by Scythe
Are you Tsure about that??

Ha!

(Kneeslapper) It would be funny if your pronunciation of my name was right.

Originally posted by Dustin
Try 8 months. vin

oh Ugh! And you called me preteen!

Originally posted by Dustin
It would be funny if your pronunciation of my name was right.

I'm Tsure it would...

Tehe.

Originally posted by Naz
oh Ugh! And you called me preteen! Oh shut up. You look 11.

Originally posted by Dustin
Oh shut up. You look 11.

mhm Good, maybe when I'm 50 I'll still look 30 and you'll look like an ugly old fart.

Naz is Teh Hott, She's Phat as hell.

Originally posted by Naz
mhm Good, maybe when I'm 50 I'll still look 30 and you'll look like an ugly old fart. Don't you know? When you are 50, you'll look 100. It's just the way it work. Sorry about your luck.

Originally posted by Dustin
Don't you know? When you are 50, you'll look 100. It's just the way it work. Sorry about your luck.

Pfft, hell no. I'll probably age like my mom.

Okay, so the other day at work it was a slow night and I had my mom bring me some fast food dinner, so she comes in and it's only me and another coworker, he's 17 too, and so I talk to her for a minute and she leaves then my coworker starts telling me how hot my mom is, and I was like "Ew no, she's like over 50" and he was all "wow, she looks really good for 50" and I was like "That's disgusting, go clean something and don't talk about my mom again."

Originally posted by Naz
Pfft, hell no. I'll probably age like my mom.

Okay, so the other day at work it was a slow night and I had my mom bring me some fast food dinner, so she comes in and it's only me and another coworker, he's 17 too, and so I talk to her for a minute and she leaves then my coworker starts telling me how hot my mom is, and I was like "Ew no, she's like over 50" and he was all "wow, she looks really good for 50" and I was like "That's disgusting, go clean something and don't talk about my mom again." Naz's mom is a MILF. haermm

Originally posted by Dustin
Naz's mom is a MILF. haermm

UGH *shudder*

Originally posted by Naz
UGH *shudder* droolio

Originally posted by Dustin
droolio

Stop it.

Originally posted by Naz
Stop it. You should post a picture of her.

Originally posted by Naz
mhm Good, maybe when I'm 50 I'll still look 30 and you'll look like an ugly old fart. Nazzy, you and I both look younger than we are. It's a blessing, sweetums.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nazzy, you and I both look younger than we are. It's a blessing, sweetums.



Originally posted by Dustin
You should post a picture of her.

No

Originally posted by Naz




No Panzee.

I think I look 5....

Originally posted by Naz



I love it when others guess I am 25 and shit. and you will get the same.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I love it when others guess I am 25 and shit. and you will get the same.

srug It seems to go either way. I can either pass myself off as 15 to get ice skates for $1 rather than $3.50, or 23 year old security gaurds who hit on me until I tell them how old I am.

Originally posted by Naz
srug It seems to go either way. I can either pass myself off as 15 to get ice skates for $1 rather than $3.50, or 23 year old security gaurds who hit on me until I tell them how old I am. thats cuz you are a hottie.

blush2 You're too kind.

do my dishes then.

No thanks.

seriously, I GOTTA wash them today, DAMN they are stacked up and stink like hell.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
seriously, I GOTTA wash them today, DAMN they are stacked up and stink like hell.

Well you better get busy then!

OK, fine!!!! Damn, its like we are married and shit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK, fine!!!! Damn, its like we are married and shit.

You gotta earn your keep, mister.