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TRH
All the members of KMC went on a cruise and it started to sink and all the off topic posters had to get on one life boat and there was one to many people and you had to kick somebody off,who would you choose to kick off the lifeboat into the water which by the way is infested with sharks 31

Sanctuary
You sure do have a lot of spare time on your hands, thinkin' about stuff like that. no expression

Puzzle
Originally posted by TRH
All the members of KMC went on a cruise and it started to sink and all the off topic posters had to get on one life boat and there was one to many people and you had to kick somebody off,who would you choose to kick off the lifeboat into the water which by the way is infested with sharks 31

JacopeX...no second thoughts.

TRH
Originally posted by Sanctuary
You sure do have a lot of spare time on your hands, thinkin' about stuff like that. no expression Yep

TRH
Originally posted by Puzzle
JacopeX...no second thoughts. I think that is mine to

Eccentric
I'd kick myself off. sad

TRH
Originally posted by Eccentric
I'd kick myself off. sad ummmmm....why?

Mr. Bacon
i vote you off smile

TRH
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i vote you off smile Damn you

FUZE_LOVER
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i vote you off smile
I second that

Kram3r
Is it possible to kick more than one person off? erm

TRH
Originally posted by Kram3r
Is it possible to kick more than one person off? erm Well that would be pointless cause there is only one to many people

Kram3r
Originally posted by TRH
Well that would be pointless cause there is only one to many people

I dunno, the thought of seeing as many stupid members as possible being eating by sharks is kinda fun. However, since I can only kick one person off I'd have to be me. No, not because of that "I couldn't choose" or "Save yourselves!" crap but to get away from all the crap members. God only knows I don't want to be stuck on a life boat with one of them, not to mention more than one.

TRH
Originally posted by Kram3r
I dunno, the thought of seeing as many stupid members as possible being eating by sharks is kinda fun. However, since I can only kick one person off I'd have to be me. No, not because of that "I couldn't choose" or "Save yourselves!" crap but to get away from all the crap members. God only knows I don't want to be stuck on a life boat with one of them, not to mention more than one. yeah...or you could take a gun with you and kill those you don't like

Röland
I'd try to kick Barker off but he would probably grab my leg and we would both plummet into the shark infested waters. 31

Hell, I'd try to take Kram3r with me as well. 13

Rogue Jedi
i would volunteer and jump into the water myself.

Puzzle
Originally posted by Eccentric
I'd kick myself off. sad

Crazy talk!

Secretus
I would stay on the sinking boat and have the bar to myself ..

Rogue Jedi
actually, i'd stay on the raft and kick everyone off except for me, FJ, and TH.

Eccentric
Originally posted by TRH
ummmmm....why?

Don't wanna be stuck with you crazy people. stick out tongue

Just joking.

Or am I.

Kram3r

TRH
Originally posted by Eccentric
Don't wanna be stuck with you crazy people. stick out tongue

Just joking.

Or am I. cry

Rogue Jedi
but lycans cant swim.

Puzzle
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
actually, i'd stay on the raft and kick everyone off except for me, FJ, and TH.

I hate you too. sad

Just kick me off close to last so that by the time the sharks are done with everyone else they will be too full for the main course.

Secretus
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
but lycans cant swim.

What's a lycan?

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
Sharks don't affect me. Only stingrays. 13

You'd still get eaten.

Or else drown.

Or Barker and I would come back as zombies and eat your brain. 13

TRH
Originally posted by Secretus
What's a lycan? werewolf

Kram3r

Secretus
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
but lycans cant swim.


Spoken like a true virgin.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
Spoken like a true virgin.
oh lord, i have been found out. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
Looks like I'll have to bring my anti-zombie spray with me. 31

Anti-zombie spray doesn't exist. no expression

Kram3r

Secretus
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
oh lord, i have been found out. roll eyes (sarcastic)

LOl I'm just kiddin around ..

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
Then what's this stuff that Thorinn sold me? ermm

That's a bottle of Barker Juice. ermm

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
LOl I'm just kiddin around ..
no, seriously, i have never been laid. ninja

Kram3r

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
I just assumed by cock flavor it meant chicken. ermm

I'll just sell it to Skeets for double the price. sly

Cock flavor. Haha. no expression erm no expression laughing

Who the **** is Skeets ? sly

Secretus
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no, seriously, i have never been laid. ninja


Good for you, I alert my local news station.

Kram3r

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
Good for you, I alert my local news station.
wait....are we talking about sex? confused

Barker
Me and Roland this, Roland and me that..


I like it. 31

Rogue Jedi
barker and roland sittin' in a tree......

Barker
Playing Pokemon 'till Three.. 13

Rogue Jedi
P-O-S-T-I-N-G.

Secretus
Originally posted by Barker
Playing Pokemon 'till Three.. 13

Good little girl ..

Barker
Stop making fun of me. sad

Röland
Originally posted by Secretus
Good little girl ..

Leave my b*tch alone! ranting

Secretus

Barker
OMG run for your life, Roland

This guy will eat you alive!11

Secretus
Originally posted by Barker
OMG run for your life, Roland

This guy will eat you alive!11


Your just mad that you won't ever walk the same.

Rogue Jedi
sloppy seconds.....what would thirds be?

Secretus
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sloppy seconds.....what would thirds be?

sick

Barker
Originally posted by Secretus
Your just mad that you won't ever walk the same.
You weren't the first last night, so don't flatter yourself.

Secretus
Roland eh? .. **** him ... I'll pimp slap him

Barker
No, I shat, that's what.


I get more pleasure from shitting than I get from you.

smile

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
sick
never had it.

Secretus
On me or you? After that can I tie you up? .. Drive you to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?

Kram3r
What's all this I hear about Roland and gaylord Barker (131wank)? Why isn't Thorinn's new documentary about Zapdos being talked about? Or Why isn't Skeets love for me being discussed? haermm

Rogue Jedi
i love you, you lickable luscious lycan bastard.... shifty

Röland
Originally posted by Secretus
Sorry Roland, you can have sloppy seconds. stick out tongue

I bought him first. herbcry

Originally posted by Kram3r
What's all this I hear about Roland and gaylord Barker (131wank)? Why isn't Thorinn's new documentary about Zapdos being talked about? Or Why isn't Skeets love for me being discussed? haermm

Gaylord Focker? 13

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
OMG run for your life, Roland

This guy will eat you alive!11

Secretus can't eat me, I'm too big for him, by big I mean big in the pants. haermm

Rogue Jedi
focker.......hehehehe

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
He'll chew! no expression 31

Watch out, he bite! 13

Barker
First haermm of the night~

Secretus

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
First haermm of the night~

Did you see Borat? stick out tongue

Originally posted by Secretus
I'll love Sausage. Best to cook it before you place it in your pants though. Try well done ...

That is revolting......I shall try it though. hmm

Barker

TRH
Hey I got people posting in my thread

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Nah. haermm

herbcry

Barker
If only to argue.

Rogue Jedi
only cuz i am bored beyond belief.

Secretus
Originally posted by TRH
Hey I got people posting in my thread

We high jacked that shit like 3 pages ago ..

Rogue Jedi
sho nuff.

ADarksideJedi
Most likly I would be the one gone to the sharks.So I guess me.jm

Röland
Hey Barker who is Craig Davis ? haermm

Röland
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Most likly I would be the one gone to the sharks.So I guess me.jm

Sharks with laser beams attached to their fricken heads? cryohhappy

Kram3r

ADarksideJedi
laughing Love that line!jm

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
Is there any other? 31

Could be? srug

ADarksideJedi
"How about no Scott?"jm

Kram3r

Kram3r

Röland
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
"How about no Scott?"jm

13

Originally posted by Kram3r
Barker is in a business meeting ATM. This is his answering machine. Leave a message after the beep.

*Beep*

*beep*

BARKER, I'M UMM IN THE BATHROOM AND THE TOILET BACKED UP. THERE'S SHITTY WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR, HELP I'M STARTING TO LOSE MY FOOTING!!

Originally posted by Kram3r
You made me double post. sly

Lies.

Barker

ADarksideJedi
What is that bowser in your siggy from?What game?jm

Röland
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
What is that bowser in your siggy from?What game?jm

Dunno, I think it's probably from a Gamecube or Wii Mario game, I found it on planetrenders.com srug

Originally posted by Barker
crylaughcrylaugh

*Hack, cough*

crylaugh

Need a tissue? 31

Barker
crylaughcrylaugh


Possibly.

crylaughcrylaughcrylaugh

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
crylaughcrylaugh


Possibly.

crylaughcrylaughcrylaugh

ermm

Kram3r

Barker
crylaughcrylaugh


Almost done..

ADarksideJedi
Oh I see!Do you mind if I add your name to my siggy?jm

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
crylaughcrylaugh


Almost done..

Yep. jockey

TRH
herbmullet

Barker
Nope, here it comes again.

crylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaugh

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Nope, here it comes again.

crylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaugh

Happy Dance rolling on floor laughing smokin' sick

Oops, I mean. srug


131

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
Barker says:

Um, yeah that's a pickle. Yeah, like, whatever, I'm watching pr0nz and it's fun so yeah, pokemon was great last night. When I grow up I wanna be Ash Ketchup because he can catch them all!!! Lolz, rolfz, Thorinn bad, Taft good. Taft's real name is Pedro. 131



Wanna bet? sly

Pickle? What the f*ck are you talking about, you crazy Aussie! haermm

Betting is illegal mate. 13

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Oh I see!Do you mind if I add your name to my siggy?jm

I don't mind.

Originally posted by Barker
crylaughcrylaugh


Almost done..

That's what she asked. crylaugh

Kram3r

Barker
crylaugh

ADarksideJedi

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
crylaugh

crylaugh hysterical

Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
Happy Dance rolling on floor laughing smokin' sick

Oops, I mean. srug


131

ADarksideJedi
Night.jm

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker


http://images.killermovies.com/forums/user_sigs/1/3/customsig_68913_r8.gif
Barkdonalds -=- SotAM- Srug! -=- Who the **** is Barker ?

Barker

Röland
Dis thread is off da hook dawg!

Kram3r

Hidden Lotus

Kram3r

Rogue Jedi
barker is ghetto?

Barker
Quit poking fun of me? haermm


Or just stop poking. 13

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Quit poking fun of me? haermm


Or just stop poking. 13

Nah, my finger is in the right place. 31

Barker
Ew. 13

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Ew. 13

Irene doesn't mind. 31

Barker
I was poking at her last night, if you know what I mean. 131

Röland
This thread is turning gay.....fast..... haermm

Röland

Barker
crylaugh

Röland
haermm

Leo.M
Originally posted by Puzzle
JacopeX...no second thoughts.

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
I was poking at her last night, if you know what I mean. 131

i dunt plz xplane. jockey

ADarksideJedi
You guys are off topic but I guess there was no topic to begin with!jm

Kongu Dude
Random post. 31

TRH
thanks

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