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Synopsis: Ushgarak, aspiring sovereign of KMC, and his henchman, REX, participate in 'The Coolest Gauntlet Ever '07' to demonstrate their mighty control of the MOD.

Characters:



Ushgarak - A powerful Moderator with a MODichlorian count over 20,000, Ush is a deadly force at KMC. After destroying the reign of the Marka Ragnos and Darth Revan fanboys , he began to plot his path to UNLIMITED POWAH!

REX - Also known as Captain REX, Count REX, OhmyGAWDit's REX, and Ican'tBELIEVEit'sNOT REX, REX is Ush's primary enforcer in the Star Wars Versus Forums. Gifted with a high MODichlorian count, REX is now in the midst of Nebaris's invasion of KMC .

Gideon - Words cannot begin describe the amount brilliance, sexyness, and evilness that Gideon de Turkey, supreme master of all that is anything, possesses. So I'm not even going to try.

Tangible God - He's a freakin' hobo; that's all you need to know.

Advent - Advent, KMC's 'Bundle of Joy', is one of the greatest Debaters ever known. She frequently engages in sexual activities with Lord Gideon de Turkey .

Challenge: Can Ush and REX defeat the enemies of the Gauntlet?

You decide...

Round 1: Ush and REX are armed with AdminiSABERS and fully functional use of the MOD. They are allowed 15 minutes of rest after each battle.

1. TPM Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon Jinn
2. AotC Obi-Wan, Anakin, and The Fonze from Happy Days
3. RotS Mace Windu, Master Yoda, and Darth Sidious
4. NJO Luke, DE Sidious, and Darth Revan's Mom
5. Carrie Underwood's Jesus Take the Wheel

Round 2: Ush and REX are armed with AdminiSABERS only! No REST!

1. Battle Droid #34 from TPM
2. A naked Darth Glentract
3. A naked Advent
4. The Darth Revan Fanclub
5. Lifetime, Television For Women

Round 3: Ush and REX are armed with MOD-powers only! No REST!

1. Nebaris
2. A naked Watto and Jabba the Hutt
3. Chuck Norris
4. Naked Ragnos fans
5. Sorgo

Round 4: Ush and REX can use anything and everything at their disposal

1. A naked Advent
2. Gideon, the Supreme Master of the Universe
3. A naked Hillary Clinton

Wow. You're banned.

And P.S.

They lose at Hilary.

Originally posted by RocasAtoll
Wow. You're banned.

And P.S.

They lose at Hilary.

I might be banned. Ah, well. It's funny. And Hilary? Why?

ban

It is quite possible. Personally, I thought it'd be funny, myself, but if I offended anyone, I am seriously sorry. What, with all of the spam Gauntlet's eliciting funny responses, I thought that this would as well...

Lock it, I guess... I thought it'd be funny. REX and Ush know that I don't have a problem with them or Hilary Clinton.

Originally posted by Gideon
I might be banned. Ah, well. It's funny. And Hilary? Why?

Seeing her naked? No one could last through that.

Originally posted by RocasAtoll
Seeing her naked? No one could last through that.

Bill did.

He's also picked an ugly chick for a mistress.

Originally posted by RocasAtoll
He's also picked an ugly chick for a mistress.

This is true.

They lose at round 3, the 3 battle, com on, its Chuck Norris, he tears his shirt and reveals his chest hair, thats to much for anyone to take.

Originally posted by Count Makashi
They lose at round 3, the 3 battle, com on, its Chuck Norris, he tears his shirt and reveals his chest hair, thats to much for anyone to take.

Chuck Norris's chest hair is all powerful? Dude... awesome.

Not only can chuck norris roundhouse kick you to hell, but every single hair on his chest can do the same with the same power.

Chuck is just that badass...it like the old proverb goes, "When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris." They go down hard at Chucky, provided he hasn't been stunted by the gruesome sight of a naked Hilary Clinton.

Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
Not only can chuck norris roundhouse kick you to hell, but every single hair on his chest can do the same with the same power.

Chuck is just that badass...it like the old proverb goes, "When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris." They go down hard at Chucky, provided he hasn't been stunted by the gruesome sight of a naked Hilary Clinton.

Hillary's sexy.

2. A naked Darth Glentract

I'd dick-slap 'em and win.

Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
2. A naked Darth Glentract

I'd dick-slap 'em and win.

I don't think a speck can hurt em 13























Nah, just playing.

Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
2. A naked Darth Glentract

I'd dick-slap 'em and win.

Whose 'dick' would you borrow for that?

Mine, I lend it out on occasion.

lol

Just because this was so damn amusing, I've created a new rule...

One silly thread at a time.

ban

How about... STFU!!!!!!

Please do not make threads like this

I am SO sick of your silly threads!!!!


GOD!

banbanban queeq never hear when u need him

ahem..."here"...

Originally posted by zephiel7
I am SO sick of your silly threads!!!!


GOD!

Lmao. Did you want me to include you?

I'd like to see a thread about Darth Bane. Perhaps one where we would discuss if he could throw a moon fast enough at Nebaris before he recieves some manly love of his ultimate fanboy.

Well, that's because this isn't Queeq's forum, is it?

Anyways, closing.