Carrot Top as Cletus Kasady/Carnage in a Spiderman movie?

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Arachnid1
Look at this thread.

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=4752260&posted=1#post4752260


Look at Carrot Top.

http://www.virtualtahoe.com/playground/Entertainers/CarrotTop.jpg

http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/carrot_top_buff2.JPG

This dude looks perfect for Carnage. The face, muscles and all. But he was the proffesors goofy assistant in dennis the menace.

What do you think about this guy as Cletus Kasady?

Arachnid1
Crap. Wrong forum. Can someone transfer this to the Spiderman forum?

H. S. 6
Hell. No.

((The_Anomaly))
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

No, just....

Hell no....

Smallville
Originally posted by Arachnid1
Look at this thread.

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=4752260&posted=1#post4752260


Look at Carrot Top.

http://www.virtualtahoe.com/playground/Entertainers/CarrotTop.jpg

http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/carrot_top_buff2.JPG

This dude looks perfect for Carnage. The face, muscles and all. But he was the proffesors goofy assistant in dennis the menace.

What do you think about this guy as Cletus Kasady?

First off..... WOW!! NO!!

Secondly... requesting move...

Kal875
Idk, I think he would create an alright Carnage, but Carrot tops not exactly the best actor.

H. S. 6
Originally posted by Kal875
Idk, I think he would create an alright Carnage, but Carrot tops not exactly the best actor.

Choose a response:

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Hell. No.
Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

No, just....

Hell no....

or:

Originally posted by Smallville
First off..... WOW!! NO!!

Secondly... requesting move...

davood
i think he shoudl be on smallville.. his power would be "lame jokes"

Micheal_Myers
I think Carrot Top could pull it off.I think people are just being thrown off because he is a HORRIBLE comedian.I think he could do it, but I would rather a better actor play Carnage.

freezedoom
Yeah, that's what we need for a Spiderman movie: a comedian who will laugh and scare us to death at the same time. messed huh

steverules
Ok so far it's a choice of carrot top or Hugh Grant

Dazzler619
NO.JUST NO

steverules
yes shifty laughing out loud

freezedoom
We need to think for a sec. The perfect person to act Kasady
has to a great laugh, can have a creepy look, and is the same age
as Kasady. What else?

LORDSIDIOUS01
Great fake laughing laughing

Arachnid1
Originally posted by freezedoom
We need to think for a sec. The perfect person to act Kasady
has to a great laugh, can have a creepy look, and is the same age
as Kasady. What else?

He has to look like Kasady.

Carrot Top:
Good laugh
clasic creepy kasady look
look the same age
looks exactly like how Kasady should look

LORDSIDIOUS01
Didn't realize Carrot Top was an "actor".

Arachnid1
Originally posted by LORDSIDIOUS01
Didn't realize Carrot Top was an "actor".

I think thats a joke about his crappy acting.

If its not, he was in Dennis the Menace.

The Joker#1
Venom dies in Spidey 3, so there is going to be no stupid Carnage in the next one.

Arachnid1
Originally posted by The Joker#1
Venom dies in Spidey 3, so there is going to be no stupid Carnage in the next one.

Doc Conners still had his sample of the Symbiote.

Micheal_Myers
Originally posted by The Joker#1
Venom dies in Spidey 3, so there is going to be no stupid Carnage in the next one.

Nice spoiler, kid.And anyway, Dont act like havent ever seen a villain die in a movie supposedly but then come back in the next one.It happens all the time.

"The big surprise in the FoxNews.com report is word that one character who appears to die in Spidey 3 might return for Spidey 4. "It turns out I may not be completely dead," the unnamed actor who plays the unspecified character revealed."
http://movies.ign.com/articles/784/784823p1.html
There you go!PWNED!

SevenShackles
he could do the part. people shouldnt over look him lol in all seriousness what do any of us really have to base our opinions on other than his appearences in which he acts like an ass with his props and shitty humor? just cuz he has a ****ed sense of humor doesnt mean he cant grin, laugh like a loon and spit out a few lines with a homicidal tone and cackle. guys buff, has that disturbing smile and with a short haircut could do wonders as Carnage for all any of us really know.

not calling him a great actor. but youd swear he was that she-bang she-bang kid from american idiol or something with how some talk here.

Micheal_Myers
Originally posted by SevenShackles
he could do the part. people shouldnt over look him lol in all seriousness what do any of us really have to base our opinions on other than his appearences in which he acts like an ass with his props and shitty humor? just cuz he has a ****ed sense of humor doesnt mean he cant grin, laugh like a loon and spit out a few lines with a homicidal tone and cackle. guys buff, has that disturbing smile and with a short haircut could do wonders as Carnage for all any of us really know.

not calling him a great actor. but youd swear he was that she-bang she-bang kid from american idiol or something with how some talk here.

My thoughts exactly, But I still think there could be a better actor for the part.

doctorstrongbad
People will believe anything. Would you guys like to buy these magic beans. hehe

PiruBlood
i think he can pull it off.

doctorstrongbad
When is the last time you saw Carrot Top do anything? I saw him working at Burger King last week. wink

PiruBlood
Originally posted by doctorstrongbad
When is the last time you saw Carrot Top do anything? I saw him working at Burger King last week. wink




its funny because most people who are terrible at one thing can pull something big off. maybe carrot top aint made to be a comic. look at topher grace you godda admit he did a good job for a guy from that 70's show.

doctorstrongbad
Originally posted by PiruBlood
its funny because most people who are terrible at one thing can pull something big off. maybe carrot top aint made to be a comic. look at topher grace you godda admit he did a good job for a guy from that 70's show.

Yeah but he went from tv to the movies. Its way harder to go from Prop Comic to Actor, and playing Carnageis no easy part.

PiruBlood
Originally posted by doctorstrongbad
Yeah but he went from tv to the movies. Its way harder to go from Prop Comic to Actor, and playing Carnageis no easy part.




thats why they have acting classes my friend.

doctorstrongbad
Originally posted by PiruBlood
thats why they have acting classes my friend.

Carrot Top sucks at 1-800- collect commercials, he ain't pulling off Carnage the insane killer.

headrek1
The only charatcer who is dead who isn't dead is either the New Goblin or Norman, not venom. They only used Venom for 15 minutes and they opted to use Sandman as the main villian over Venom, so that should tell you how much they cared about the character.

PiruBlood
jim carey can work as carnage.

Ytse
With the right makeup Alec Baldwin could work...

"You're a rude little PIG, Spider-Man! And I'm in the mood for pork."

Galan007
Originally posted by Arachnid1

http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/carrot_top_buff2.JPG That dude has been hitting the steroids REALLY hard. no expression


He'd probably die of a friggin heart attack before the next Spiderman movie even began filming.

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