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How do you catch a tiger by a toe? Do they technically have toes?

Toe is slang for penis.


Or so says Mist.

yeah that makes sense, catch a mist by the penis.... .... ..... ..... speaking of that, where is the sexy bastard?

I don't think a tiger would like it if you grabbed it's penis.

But that's just me. . . .

How do you think those kids around Tony survive?

I don't know. If they are anything like men, yeah. Need I say more?

Originally posted by Barker
How do you think those kids around Tony survive?

I always thought they gave him those special cat treats you can buy. srug

Originally posted by Barker
You thought wrong.

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Beastiality is wrong.

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

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Especially Pedo-Beastiality.

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Less than me. I lost lunch and dinner. Someone should report that damn tiger. Millions of kids have lost their virginity to that Michael impersonator.

Originally posted by Barker
Especially Pedo-Beastiality.

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I wonder how Tony can rest his fury head on the pillow at night?

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Originally posted by Zatch
Less than me. I lost lunch and dinner. Someone should report that damn tiger. Millions of kids have lost their virginity to that Michael impersonator.

Tiger hunt anyone? 31

haermm

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Don't capture it's toe. ;D

Originally posted by Barker
haermm

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srug

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Originally posted by Zatch
Don't capture it's toe. ;D

Gives a whole new meaning to the terms "Toe Sucking" and "Toe Clipping".

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Originally posted by Barker
Gives a whole new meaning to the terms "Toe Sucking" and "Toe Clipping".

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Good Christ.

crylaugh

Not to mention peticure. ;D

Originally posted by Barker
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That would be poisonous, probably. 13 Keep that damn tiger away from the children at least.

So basically, you'd want to suck, then poison, then clip his toes off. 31

Originally posted by Barker
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That would be poisonous, probably. 13

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lolercoaster. 131

Let's leave the sucking for Roland. ;D

I don't suck, I eat. 13

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, he's rated 97 overall.

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Originally posted by Zatch
Call it what you want. ;D

I will call it what I want. haermm

Sickos, I'm going to go massage my Big toe.

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Originally posted by Barker
Sickos, I'm going to go massage my Big toe.

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Don't take too long. 15 minutes is max.

15 minutes is min for me, and that's at ramped up speeds.

Originally posted by Barker
15 minutes is min for me, and that's at ramped up speeds.

LIES!

Originally posted by Zatch
I'll give the preme 20 seconds.

What's preme?

Fine, 15 seconds.


But I was really excited.

Short for Premature Ejaculat(or)(ion).

Originally posted by Barker
Fine, 15 seconds.


But I was really excited.

Did Femme tease you again? She always teases me. cry

Originally posted by Zatch
Short for Premature Ejaculat(or)(ion).

My bad. No one likes a premature ejaculator.

That was my point. : \

Originally posted by Zatch
That was my point. : \

My bad again.

Originally posted by Barker
Toe is slang for penis.


Or so says Mist.

That gives new meaning to "Suck my big toe." 131.

Originally posted by Zatch
Now I can't help but think that you are just a tad bit slow.

I'm not slow, it's 1:30 in the morning, just tired. yawn

Same here. Super tired.

Originally posted by Zatch
Same here. Super tired.

I have class tomorrow and should be getting to bed, but f*ck it.

I just said like 10 minutes ago.

Originally posted by Barker
Especially Pedo-Beastiality.

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Originally posted by Strangelove
Homo-necro-pedo-beasiality 131 Sounds like a mouthful. ;D