When you are glum...
What perks your spirit?
I enjoy confusing random strangers. For example; when you pass a random stranger that will casually inquire how you are, reply with "Horrible, thanks for reminding me."
Or, another example, say it is a warm day and somebody is all overjoyed to have a bottle of water, randomly run up and smack it out of there hands: For maximum effectiveness, ensure the cap is off. Laugh histarically about your robbing them of simple pleasure.
... I also enjoy sodoku.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
if you were to knock my water out of my hand, first you would buy me a new one. second, before i walked away, i would give you the ***** slap of the century.
The most common reaction, if any, to smacking a food or beverage out of someones hand is awe. They will give a look as to say, "Did that really just happen."
Besides, after I smack the aforementioned out of a persons hand, I don't stick around to [list]a) replace said object,
b) get "pimp" slapped.[/list]
what the hell have they ever done for me?
their contribution to community commerce and culture which has enriched your life [without strangers shops would go bust, jobs evaporate, hospitals close, road, air, sea and rail transport networks freese, banks close, buildings crumble, food rot out in open fields.
when down help someone, take an active role in promoting/creating life [my personal preference: fertilize some eggs]
Originally posted by don't shiv
what the hell have they ever done for me?their contribution to community commerce and culture which has enriched your life [without strangers shops would go bust, jobs evaporate, hospitals close, road, air, sea and rail transport networks freese, banks close, buildings crumble, food rot out in open fields.
when down help someone, take an active role in promoting/creating life [my personal preference: fertilize some eggs]
[Insert sexual innuendo here]