I demand they remove the Bible

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Janus X
It offends me. If they(Christians), removed several things in the world because they are offended, I demand the same thing. Bible offenses me! I certainly do not want to go to hell, as well, portrays my God incorrectly and slanders him!

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Janus X
It offends me. If they(Christians), removed several things in the world because they are offended, I demand the same thing. Bible offenses me! I certainly do not want to go to hell, as well, portrays my God incorrectly!

Then don't read the bible. A book is just a thing, and things have no power. If you got rid of the bible, the problem would still remain. People need to be educated.

chithappens
Originally posted by Janus X
It offends me. If they(Christians), removed several things in the world because they are offended, I demand the same thing. Bible offenses me! I certainly do not want to go to hell, as well, portrays my God incorrectly and slanders him!

What did "they" remove?

JesusIsAlive
Originally posted by Janus X
It offends me. If they(Christians), removed several things in the world because they are offended, I demand the same thing. Bible offenses me! I certainly do not want to go to hell, as well, portrays my God incorrectly and slanders him!


What are the several things in the world that Christians have removed? (I cannot think of one thing).

You don't want to go to Hell, your God is portrayed incorrectly, and slandered? Who is your God?

Janus X
Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
What are the several things in the world that Christians have removed? (I cannot think of one thing).

You don't want to go to Hell, your God is portrayed incorrectly, and slandered? Who is your God?

Games, Music, Films, and Literature.

i.e Marilyn Manson. Several of concert removed. Slandered hundreds of times.

Another i.e South Park episode. Didn't air because of you guys.

My God is God. But hes lazy.

JesusIsAlive
Originally posted by Janus X
Games, Music, Films, and Literature.

i.e Marilyn Manson. Several of concert removed. Slandered hundreds of times.

Another i.e South Park episode. Didn't air because of you guys.

My God is God. But hes lazy.

Can you be more specific with regard to the games, music, films, and literature that you allege that Christians have removed?

You are lamenting South Park? Wowww. Sorry to hear that brother.

Your god is not God, but god based on your own words.

chithappens
Originally posted by Janus X
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i.e Marilyn Manson. Several of concert removed. Slandered hundreds of times.
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The most specific example is freaking South Park... Why do you care again? You can watch it anyway.

And what is up with what I quoted?

ADarksideJedi
The bible is a book.If they can get rid of bibles other stuff should be taken away also.Such as the jewish bible and the musims and the Indues as well.
That would make the world a better place to take things like that away.We need the bible and such to get us being faithful.As always it is always the Christians fault.jm

Shelbert Lemon
South Park is still on and hasnt been removed. ... well not from our network television. ... That could be censorship on part of your local community.

The Bible is just a teaching tool. If it isnt something you believe in then dont read it.. but everyone has a right to their beliefs.. yourself as well as Christians.

People interpret the Bible in different way.. cants blame the book.

ADarksideJedi
That is why we have so many different Reglions.jm

mr.smiley
Well I can't think of something they realy took away.They burned a lot of books and scrolls once the Roman Church came into power.They did take away quiet a great deal of reading from us.They tried to deystory gnostic text and succseded for the most part.They deystoyed Pagan statues I belive.They supressed scientific teachings.Eratosthenes calculated the circumference of the Earth and was nearly exact,but the church made it heresy to belive the world was anything but flat.The temple of Serapis was deystroyed.Janus X is right.Christianity has taken away from us.However,Hate responded with more hate will never solve the problem.People just needed to freely let eachother have their own beliefs.So long as religious beliefs never allow harm to happen to others and are tolerant amongst different systems of religon.

ADarksideJedi
and book burning still goes on today.They burn the hp books aready when it first came out.Don't know why it is a ok book.jm

mr.smiley
They claim it has ties to magic and witchcraft which would make it evil.

ADarksideJedi
I heard of that but it still does not mean the book is evil.JM

mr.smiley
But if Chritianity claims magic and withcraft come from the devil then how can it not be evil through the eyes of a devout Christian?I myself don't belive it's evil but this just goes to show how different Christian views are on things such as this.I wonder what other Christians on here think of Harry Potter?

ADarksideJedi
I am one and I am fine with it.I mean they do have the good guys have magic powers but other then that it is not evil.jm

Devil King
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
The Bible is just a teaching tool.

Too bad it isn't. It's a social motivator, not a teaching tool. It's an agenda. It's just too bad that the people who understand this are the minority in representing the people who view it as a "teaching tool".

ADarksideJedi
It is a teaching tool.How can it not be?jm

Alliance
Originally posted by chithappens
What did "they" remove?

They removed the lives of many people.Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
It is a teaching tool.How can it not be?jm

confused

Alliance
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WrathfulDwarf
Originally posted by Janus X
It offends me. If they(Christians), removed several things in the world because they are offended, I demand the same thing. Bible offenses me! I certainly do not want to go to hell, as well, portrays my God incorrectly and slanders him!

Congrats! You're acting exactly like those Christians you criticize....good thinking!

ADarksideJedi
We don't put anyone down.You guys do.jm

Alliance
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Congrats! You're acting exactly like those Christians you criticize....good thinking!

thumb down

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
We don't put anyone down.You guys do.jm

haermm

ADarksideJedi
It is true.You guys do it all the time.Got to go.jm

Alliance
Yeah, thaqts what i thought. YOu have no thoughs...no knowledge...just "I got to run now becuase they're going to prove me wrong! lolololololol.jm"

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
It is a teaching tool.How can it not be?jm


It is a teaching tool, but what they are teaching is oppressive.

Alliance
The Bible is an OLD teaching tool.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Alliance
The Bible is an OLD teaching tool.

And it seems to teach hundreds of different and contradictory things.

Alliance
And old things.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
And it seems to teach hundreds of different and contradictory things.

Well since it happens to be two completely different major stories each with many smaller ones within written by dozens of different people I think you have to expect some problems.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Well since it happens to be two completely different major stories each with many smaller ones within written by dozens of different people I think you have to expect some problems.

eek! Are you suggesting that the bible is not perfect? eek!

Symmetric Chaos
shifty

inimalist
who is this "they" you speak of?

and why do you want to give them these powers?

Today its bibles, tomorrow they are taking away my bestiality porn.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by inimalist
who is this "they" you speak of?

and why do you want to give them these powers?

Today its bibles, tomorrow they are taking away my bestiality porn.

Well your bestiality porn does need to go away. wink

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by inimalist
who is this "they" you speak of?

Jews leftright

Bardock42
Originally posted by Janus X
It offends me. If they(Christians), removed several things in the world because they are offended, I demand the same thing. Bible offenses me! I certainly do not want to go to hell, as well, portrays my God incorrectly and slanders him! Denied.

inimalist
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Well your bestiality porn does need to go away. wink

lol, isn't it covered by the 24th amendment or something?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Jews leftright

damn jews, its always the jews

I propose a solution to this problem... a FINAL solution

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by inimalist
lol, isn't it covered by the 24th amendment or something?



damn jews, its always the jews

I propose a solution to this problem... a FINAL solution

But you are not German. stick out tongue And an evil leader of Canada, everyone would laugh. laughing out loud

inimalist
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
But you are not German. stick out tongue And an evil leader of Canada, everyone would laugh. laughing out loud

precisely

nobody will expect the Canadians, muhahahahaha

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by inimalist
precisely

nobody will expect the Canadians, muhahahahaha

The South Park movie comes to mind. laughing out loud

inimalist
that was a great movie

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by inimalist
that was a great movie

Blame Canada...

inimalist
with their beaty little eyes and flapping heads all full of lies

lol, South Park has taken the musical to the next level

Grinning Goku
First thing, South Park is awesome; second thing, the thread starter needs to consider taking some basic grammar classes. Last thing, the thread starter is a moron.

JesusIsAlive
Originally posted by mr.smiley
But if Chritianity claims magic and withcraft come from the devil then how can it not be evil through the eyes of a devout Christian?I myself don't belive it's evil but this just goes to show how different Christian views are on things such as this.I wonder what other Christians on here think of Harry Potter?



I believe that the Bible teaches that magic (not sleight-of-hand magic but actual demonically, supernatural power) is an abomination (i.e. it is worthy of or causing disgust; detestable and loathsome) to the Lord God. Therefore, we (i.e. believers, Christians) should have nothing to do with magic in any way. According to the Bible all magic books and paraphanelia should be burned.



Deuteronomy 18:10-14
10 There shall not be found among you anyone who makes his son or his daughter pass through the fire, or one who practices witchcraft, or a soothsayer, or one who interprets omens, or a sorcerer, 11 or one who conjures spells, or a medium, or a spiritist, or one who calls up the dead. 12 For all who do these things are an abomination to the LORD, and because of these abominations the LORD your God drives them out from before you. 13 You shall be blameless before the LORD your God. 14 For these nations which you will dispossess listened to soothsayers and diviners; but as for you, the LORD your God has not appointed such for you.



Acts 19:17-20
17 This became known both to all Jews and Greeks dwelling in Ephesus; and fear fell on them all, and the name of the Lord Jesus was magnified. 18 And many who had believed came confessing and telling their deeds. 19 Also, many of those who had practiced magic brought their books together and burned them in the sight of all. And they counted up the value of them, and it totaled fifty thousand pieces of silver. 20 So the word of the Lord grew mightily and prevailed.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
I believe that the Bible teaches that magic (not sleight-of-hand magic but actual demonically, supernatural power) is an abomination (i.e. it is worthy of or causing disgust; detestable and loathsome) to the Lord God. Therefore, we (i.e. believers, Christians) should have nothing to do with magic in any way. According to the Bible all magic books and paraphanelia should be burned....

Then the OT should be burned.

JesusIsAlive
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Then the OT should be burned.

Uh...Shakyamunison, I provided one reference from the Old testament and one from the New Testament.

big grin

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Uh,,,Shakyamunison, I provided one reference from the Old testament and one from the New Testament.

big grin

The problem is, what you think is magic and what some other true Christian thinks what magic is are different.

JesusIsAlive
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
The problem is, what you think is magic and what some other true Christian thinks what magic is are different.

Not really.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Not really.

I thought you could do better then that. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Goddess Kali
Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
I believe that the Bible teaches that magic (not sleight-of-hand magic but actual demonically, supernatural power) is an abomination (i.e. it is worthy of or causing disgust; detestable and loathsome) to the Lord God.


Everything is a ****ing abomination to you roll eyes (sarcastic)

lord xyz
Originally posted by Janus X
It offends me. If they(Christians), removed several things in the world because they are offended, I demand the same thing. Bible offenses me! I certainly do not want to go to hell, as well, portrays my God incorrectly and slanders him! having it removed would probably offend more people (in the USA).

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Devil King
Too bad it isn't. It's a social motivator, not a teaching tool. It's an agenda. It's just too bad that the people who understand this are the minority in representing the people who view it as a "teaching tool". The Bible is nothing more then an over written history book which people use to form their faith around. It may socially motivate you... it may help you to form an 'agenda' for you on how you think you should lead your life. All of this is acceptable ..... still in the end .. it is a book.. written by men... based on stuff that supposedly happened. ..... therefore its a teaching tool.

Janus X
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Congrats! You're acting exactly like those Christians you criticize....good thinking!

I'm parodying them really, playing their own game.

Alliance
Where would we remove the Bibles too? confused

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Alliance
Where would we remove the Bibles too? confused

To the bonfire.fireman

Alliance
Thats not removing...

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Alliance
Thats not removing...

I'm not responsible for the bad grammar of the thread starter.

I'm only responsible for my own bad grammar. big grin And what a heavy burden that is. evil face

chithappens
He means burn all Christians.

Burnt Pancakes
Originally posted by Janus X
It offends me. If they(Christians), removed several things in the world because they are offended, I demand the same thing. Bible offenses me! I certainly do not want to go to hell, as well, portrays my God incorrectly and slanders him!

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
To the bonfire.fireman Do marshmallows go good with bibles? stick out tongue

Alliance
Originally posted by Burnt Pancakes


This likely fails to meet federal standards..

FeceMan
Originally posted by Janus X
It offends me. If they(Christians), removed several things in the world because they are offended, I demand the same thing. Bible offenses me! I certainly do not want to go to hell, as well, portrays my God incorrectly and slanders him!
DIAF, and your signature is obnoxious and makes me want to hurt you.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
The Bible is nothing more then an over written history book which people use to form their faith around. It may socially motivate you... it may help you to form an 'agenda' for you on how you think you should lead your life. All of this is acceptable ..... still in the end .. it is a book.. written by men... based on stuff that supposedly happened. ..... therefore its a teaching tool. I am changing my religion to my 7th Grade Social Studies textbook cool

ADarksideJedi
What reglion are you anyway?jm

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Strangelove
I am changing my religion to my 7th Grade Social Studies textbook cool Have you tried the 8th grade history book... its a lil more in depth.. a real eye opener to how the world was and why we lead the lives we lead. smart


Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
What reglion are you anyway?jm Im not really that religious. ... Im spiritual more so.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Strangelove
I am changing my religion to my 7th Grade Social Studies textbook cool

Which edition? You heretic. eek! laughing

Alliance
Publisher?

Devil King
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
The Bible is nothing more then an over written history book which people use to form their faith around. It may socially motivate you... it may help you to form an 'agenda' for you on how you think you should lead your life. All of this is acceptable ..... still in the end .. it is a book.. written by men... based on stuff that supposedly happened. ..... therefore its a teaching tool.

I didn't say it wasn't a teaching tool.

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Devil King
I didn't say it wasn't a teaching tool.

hmm ...I understood it differently?



Originally posted by Devil King
Too bad it isn't. It's a social motivator, not a teaching tool.

ragesRemorse
Originally posted by Janus X
It offends me. If they(Christians), removed several things in the world because they are offended, I demand the same thing. Bible offenses me! I certainly do not want to go to hell, as well, portrays my God incorrectly and slanders him!

I demand everyone remove everything that offends me, but it will never happen...oh wait that is the current mentality of the United States, and is happening. Here...come here taste my cigarette smoke as i blow it in your face pussy smokin'

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I demand everyone remove everything that offends me, but it will never happen...oh wait that is the current mentality of the United States, and is happening. Here...come here taste my cigarette smoke as i blow it in your face pussy smokin'


puke

Alliance
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I demand everyone remove everything that offends me, but it will never happen...oh wait that is the current mentality of the United States, and is happening. Here...come here taste my cigarette smoke as i blow it in your face pussy smokin'

It be very difficult to prove that a bible is causing you physical harm.

FeceMan
*Throws a Bible at Alliance.*

Goddess Kali
Originally posted by FeceMan
*Throws a Bible at Alliance.*


One time I shoved the Bible up...ah, never mind

Alliance
Originally posted by FeceMan
*Throws a Bible at Alliance.*

Its still not the Bible thats causing harm, but you.

FeceMan
Nuh-uh.

debbiejo
laughing out loud

Janus X
Originally posted by FeceMan
DIAF, and your signature is obnoxious and makes me want to hurt you.

Trust me, you don't even wanna bother me. I'm from Texas. That alone

You > Me.

Alliance
Originally posted by Janus X
Trust me, you don't even wanna bother me. I'm from Texas. That alone

You > Me.

....ok....

FeceMan
Originally posted by Janus X
You > Me.
Wholeheartedly agreed upon.

Alliance
Me to

Janus X
Originally posted by FeceMan
Wholeheartedly agreed upon.

Indeed.

P.S: No, thats not a typo. Feceman sounds like a person thats from L.A. I mess with no one from L.A.

Alliance
What the f**k? LA is a giant turd.

Janus X
Originally posted by Alliance
What the f**k? LA is a giant turd.

And people living in that giant turd usually has a Mac-10.

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