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Another thing I was thinking about this weekend while I was trucking my ferret all over God's creation for tests.

How many of us here like going to clubs?... Me, myself I'm not big on them...I just sit there and hang out and drink. (more of a solitude person) I'm too shy to actually dance infront of a bunch of people....I can't dance. (now you know)

It just seems so useless. When my friends or myself go club and bar hopping, something very obvious is noticed. The majority of people there have a large quantity of failed relationships. If you want to meet someone for a quickie, go clubbing. If you're looking for a long-term successful relationship, go to the library or church or heck, even have your mom set you up. (perish the thought!) How could this be wrong? Think about it.

It CAN be fun, but really...isn't skating, biking, or hiking sooo much mor fun (and productive) with a group of friends?

I agree with Jayride. I meet more girls at schools than at parties.

That's bullshit. Jayride, were going clubbing, right now. Get washed up and go to a cash machine. We're gonna get laid tonight.

Can I come? I can wear my Sexy Beast mask!

*puts on mask of Austin Powers*

Um. . . you might be too young. But don't worry, I'll find you a fake ID real quick.

Oh goodie!

*pastes a face of Austin Powers to an ID*

Hoooold up there man! I can't just up and leave. My wife will see me. Gimme a few...Tropics is still open right?

Uh...yeah, I think so. If not we'll be the only three there.

That means more booze for us.

jayride, just get loaded with your wife, then when she passes out, come on out with us.

Or she can come with as and see what wild things Jayride's wife does when showered with foam and drunk enough to throw-up...

On second thought, lets go with To's plan.

although, your plan is not without fault.

K, my plan then.

jayride? We're waiting, man. It's your call. Either way, were going out, damnit.

You betcha.

alright, she's asleep...I'm about an hour and a half away though.

Hey, I live hours away...scratch that...days away and I can't drive!

*whispers to To*

Do you get the feeling he thinks we're serious?

I've done my homework (somewhat).

I figured.

I am serious. I'm bored as hell right now. I'm not ready for sleep.

I am more of a pub/bar guy myself and Jayride what a load of crap.

are ya single finti?

No I am not

I like clubs.

who doesn't

I especially like my Driver, it's great when you connect properly and the ball just flies.

hehe

how lame

bad clubs in Texas, by the hearing of it

Dallas' Deep Ellum has some of the craziest clubs in the country.
You always see famous people out there.

like bjork?

Yes actually.
She performed live in 2 different clubs in Dallas back in 1996.
I didn't go

Don't worry. You're better off.

as you would be if you stayed away from the Bob beak nasal Dylan concert some weeks back

It all depends what mood I'm in. Sometimes I prefer a pub night or possibly an all day pub crawl but other times its great to get all tarted up and go clubbing after 10pm when they start getting busy.

I agree with u mech