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(The rules are simple: fight with Force powers and a lightsaber! Begin!)

*REX whips out his red and green lightsabers*

Lets get ready to rumble!

"I accept thy challenge! Hya!!!"

As Jayride reaches for his lightsaber, confusion straddles his mind. In it's place is a fancy white table leg, similar to the one Ush uses.

"How the heck does this thing to work!!??!" screams Jayride.

"Uh...try pushing the buttons!" says REX.

(spectator comments wanted *coughBackFirecough*

(EXPANDED TO AN ALL OUT KMC WAR SIM!!!)

"Wait, I see something...made in China? I can't push it."

Warmth seeps from Jayride as the Force surges through his veins. Preparing to battle, he throws aside the circa 18th century table leg and backflips 20 feet. Crouching low, Jayride attempts to summon his bright yellow saber, hidden from his sight and his mind.

(can i get some backup here??)

*clonetroopers storm in*

Commander: We are here to backup a Mr. Jayride, do you know where he is?

You guys are messed up.

"Really now?"

*throws To a beer and a lightsaber*

*enters arena*
*digs*
*plants flower*
*leaves*

Hardly a match though. I have to the power to delete the entire thread, ban posters etc etc....

you're a liar! proof it by deleting this thread

Well.....

Shall we experiment on yers

Always!

*waits*

Didn't someone already experiment on you yerss?

nope, I was born that way

I doubt it

Yerss, you were genetically engineered, I mean genetically mutated in the Labs, like Judge Dredd only with no good genes.

ooh..that reminds me of some shots in alien 4

I hate you! I hate you all! I wish I was never artificially created in that lab!
*runs away, crying*

*turns around and waits for someone to complete the scene*

"There it is!" Jayride finds his lightsaber near the fetal positioned Yerssot. "Now, taste my wrath Rex. (Xena cry) Aye, yie, yie, yie!!"

no, that wasn't the thing I wanted

*sabers lock*

You killed my dog! Now I'm going to...errr...sit on yours!

*yells to Yerss*

Errrr...come back?

*comes in*
*grabs pillow*
*leaves*

You should actually. If this is how you look WITH genetic engineering, only terrible acid dreams can reveal what you would have looked like without it.

nobody watched Austin Powers?

"Argh...where's my pillow? And where did all these flowers come from? That's it! Clonetroopers, attack!"

easy boy

*kills them all with Force lightning*

Well, at least you were created to look (somewhat) human...oid. I was built in a workshop to pilot starspeeders the rest of my life.

Looking human? Yerss? WOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

discussion takes a new height

No discussion here. On that topic there is only consensus.

or boredom

Boredom it is!

*buys an XBOX*

*steals a computer*