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Where would be the worst place to be between these moments?

1) In the Stark tower, in front of the Hulk, while you are visiting your uncle Tony Stark?

2) In a choral, and Black Bolt is behind you?

3) In a casino, , and Gambit pass the cards?

4) In an aircraft, and the dude at your right is Magneto?

5) At the Olympic, at the final of the hammer trow, and to represent Scandinavia, it's Thor?

6) Between Wolverine and Sabertooth in a hated confrontation, while Wolverine complaining about Sabertooth who killed his wife?

2 - Black Bolt has trained himself since birth to not make a single sound. I doubt he's gonna bust into song just because he's behind me in a chorus.

3 - It's not like Gambit's a dick. He'd deal the cards, and I'd lose some cash.

4 - If he got past security without incident, well, the guy's probably just trying to catch a flight. What's the problem?

5 - Uhh...so Thor sends the thing into the stratosphere, so what? That'd hardly harm me.

#2... cause he wouldn't kill you.
#3... cause he wouldn't kill you.
#4... cause he wouldn't kill you.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
#2... cause he wouldn't kill you.
#3... cause he wouldn't kill you.
#4... cause he wouldn't kill you.

And five would?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
#2... cause he wouldn't kill you.
#3... cause he wouldn't kill you.
#4... cause he wouldn't kill you.

I think he said the worst, not the best.

Originally posted by Soljer
And five would? Not neccessarily, but I could be caught in any collateral damage from the hammer breaking the speed of light, and causing some fancy boom or another.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
I think he said the worst, not the best. That only applies to the people who follow the rules. petpet

Originally posted by Blair Wind
I think he said the worst, not the best.

My points still stand, however.

Making this pretty much between 1 and 6.

Hence, I'd hate to be in 1. The Hulk wouldn't GUN for me, but he could kill me in collateral damage - that gives me a good chance to die slowly and painfully.

With Sabretooth right behind me, he'd likely gut me for the hell of it. Just to have something to throw at Logan. At least it'd be quick.

Yeah... but you'd have a better chance of surviving 1.

Hulk's not nearly as fast as Sabes, so you'd have a slightly better chance of escaping, he doesn't get joy out of being a serial killer, unlike Sabes, and he'd probably be too pissed off at Stark to care.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Yeah... but you'd have a better chance of surviving 1.

Hulk's not nearly as fast as Sabes, so you'd have a slightly better chance of escaping, he doesn't get joy out of being a serial killer, unlike Sabes, and he'd probably be too pissed off at Stark to care.

Actually, Smurph, the Hulk is MUCH faster than Sabretooth - able to run upwards of three hundred miles per hour.

And odds are, with how pissed the Hulk is at Stark? The building (and likely the surrounding block) is going down.

Maybe straight running speed, but insta-reactions? Sabes' moves faster than the eye can track. I wouldn't want to be right in front of claws that are that fast.

Still, you'd have a better chance of surviving. Would you rather be in a building that was getting torn apart, or standing right in front of a pissed off, super strong serial killer (who enjoys it), with adamantium claws that can move faster than you can comprehend.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Maybe straight running speed, but insta-reactions? Sabes' moves faster than the eye can track. I wouldn't want to be right in front of claws that are that fast.

Still, you'd have a better chance of surviving. Would you rather be in a building that was getting torn apart, or standing right in front of a pissed off, super strong serial killer (who enjoys it), with adamantium claws that can move faster than you can comprehend.

The Hulk's snatched Spiderman out of the air, and caught missiles in mid-flight. I'd say he's plenty fast.

And, honestly, I'd rather be in front of the pissed serial killer. Like I said, I'd die fast. Much preferable to slowly bleeding to death/starving/suffocating in rubble. .

Last place Id want to be between is Wolvie and Sabes. Most likely I die unless I do the fire drill. Stop, drop and roll the hell out of there.

At least Stark would try and protect me and get the fight away from me. Wolvie would be in beserk mode

Originally posted by Blair Wind
Last place Id want to be between is Wolvie and Sabes. Most likely I die unless I do the fire drill. Stop, drop and roll the hell out of there.

At least Stark would try and protect me and get the fight away from me. Wolvie would be in beserk mode

Meh, I'd say you're equally likely to die in one and six.

Just, with the Hulk, it's less likely to be quick.

I'd take 1. I can run away from the hulk and maybe get out alive if he starts smashing up the block. He's more concerned with getting Stark than innocent bystanders (I hope.........) so he's just as likely to ignore me as he is to start Thunderclapping.

Whereas Sabertooth aka Der Schlachter (the Slasher, Sabes's german nom de guer) is a sadist and not only will I not get out alive, it will be very slow and painful. nosweat

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
I'd take 1. I can run away from the hulk and maybe get out alive if he starts smashing up the block. He's more concerned with getting Stark than innocent bystanders (I hope.........) so he's just as likely to ignore me as he is to start Thunderclapping.

Whereas Sabertooth aka Der Schlachter (the Slasher, Sabes's german nom de guer) is a sadist and not only will I not get out alive, it will be very slow and painful. nosweat

Sabretooth is a sadist, but he'd be very likely to just decapitate you to get at Logan.

I don't see him taking his time if you're between him and 'the runt.'

For me:

Best:
Gambit

Worst:
Wolvie and Sabes

Originally posted by Soljer
The Hulk's snatched Spiderman out of the air, and caught missiles in mid-flight. I'd say he's plenty fast.

And, honestly, I'd rather be in front of the pissed serial killer. Like I said, I'd die fast. Much preferable to slowly bleeding to death/starving/suffocating in rubble. . Maybe, maybe not. But he won't be going for you anyways, so speed versus his hardly matters.

Meh... if I had a chance at living to tell the tale, I'd take it.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
For me:

Best:
Gambit

Worst:
Wolvie and Sabes

I'd prefer to watch the Olympics than lose cash in a Casino, and since Gambit's currently death.....

But, seriously, Olympics kick ass, and Thor might be sure that he wins, but he wouldn't do anything to harm any bystanders - and it's not like he'd ACCIDENTALLY do it, either. He's plenty skilled with a hammer to make sure he doesn't.

To make the thing funnier:
1) Hulk know that you are the nephew of Stark, and that you are a rookie in the Illuminati

2) Black Bolt have to do a duo with Pavorotti, and again, he's in your back.

3) You throw a bad joke at Gambit about how you liked Rogue last night... And how you make out with her in HIS car.

4) Magneto is pissed of human being 'cause the waitress suck.

5) Thor "really" want to win the gold medal.

6) Sabertooth is bloodlust. Wolverine is bloodlust AND bersek

Personally,none of them are as bad as the position Kangaroo was in.....

The best would still be 5. As said, Olympics kick ass, and Thor is skilled enough to throw the hammer out of the stadium, but still be sure not to hurt anyone.

The WORST would..well...shit. If the Hulk is gunning for you, a finger flick would destroy you. A syllable from Black Bolt would atomize you. Gambit? He might kick the shit out of you, but I doubt he'd kill you or anything. Magneto is reasonable enough to not rip the plane apart because the service sucked. And, with six, it'll still be a quick death.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Personally,none of them are as bad as the position Kangaroo was in..... Kangaroo?

Sounds like Soljer's latest pet name.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Kangaroo?

Sounds like Soljer's latest pet name.

Thats what i was tyalking about errm

Originally posted by Soljer
Sabretooth is a sadist, but he'd be very likely to just decapitate you to get at Logan.

I don't see him taking his time if you're between him and 'the runt.'

Well, before the added stips, Sabes would probably use me as a human shield or a hostage.

With the new stips, I'm screwed, but as badly as having to outrun Hulk..........


1) Hulk know that you are the nephew of Stark, and that you are a rookie in the Illuminati. This is now officially the worst option. Baring Uncle Tony lending a set of IM armor or coming to save me, I'm uber ****ed.

2) Black Bolt have to do a duo with Pavorotti, and again, he's in your back. At least I won't feel any pain.....

3) You throw a bad joke at Gambit about how you liked Rogue last night... And how you make out with her in HIS car. I'm gonna get beat up and mugged after I leave that casino, but short of pissing blood and a few broken bones, I'll survive.

4) Magneto is pissed of human being 'cause the waitress suck. Still don't think he'll kill everyone over this.

5) Thor "really" want to win the gold medal. He might cause a sonic boom, but then again, he might not.

6) Sabertooth is bloodlust. Wolverine is bloodlust AND bersek. Almost as bad as the Hulk option, but not by much......

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Thats what i was tyalking about errm So when Bran says that he's turned australian, what he's really saying is...

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
So when Bran says that he's turned australian, what he's really saying is...

He's Soljers *****.

Thats just bran though,we don't have bitches in Australia,cept when you or Joey come over.

I can think of the worse setting yet.

The Atom shrinks and wants to hurt you. He enters the main vein. He then grows back to normal size.

The moral of the story? Never piss of the small guy.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
I can think of the worse setting yet.

The Atom shrinks and wants to hurt you. He enters the main vein. He then grows back to normal size.

The moral of the story? Never piss of the small guy.

Thats why i avoid you....


Oh,you meant the length of your body......

Originally posted by Blair Wind
I can think of the worse setting yet.

The Atom shrinks and wants to hurt you. He enters the main vein. He then grows back to normal size.

The moral of the story? Never piss of the small guy. Strangley enough, if I was a size-shifter and pissed off, I still wouldn't crawl up inside another guy's vein.

Maybe I'm just weird like that... srug

Originally posted by Martian_mind
He's Soljers *****.

Thats just bran though,we don't have bitches in Australia,cept when you or Joey come over. Yep.

Since I'm Canadian, then you're all suddenly my bitches, so it makes sense.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Yep.

Since I'm Canadian, then you're all suddenly my bitches, so it makes sense.


We made the vow never to make jokes about race

Shows how much honour Canadians have.


GLOVES ARE OFF LITTLE MAN!!!

Originally posted by Martian_mind
We made the vow never to make jokes about race

Shows how much honour Canadians have.


GLOVES ARE OFF LITTLE MAN!!!

I think you should stay home from school.

To think, I almost had to start conversation with Blair...

Originally posted by Martian_mind
We made the vow never to make jokes about race

Shows how much honour Canadians have.


GLOVES ARE OFF LITTLE MAN!!! By de way, you started the race thing first, by implying Aussies weren't bitches but Canadians were/could be.

Of course we're all pure in the eyes of god.

..

Soljer's american. He can go f*ck himself.

I know the pain,your trip to france left me with just Scoobless to converse with.scoobless ffs...

Actually i said you were a *****,no remark about all Canadians


You were the one who insulted every Australian by saying they were below you.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph


I think you should stay home from school.

To think, I almost had to start conversation with Blair...

ermmnone

Originally posted by Blair Wind
ermmnone petpet

It's ok Blair. We're not all meant to be noticed.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Actually i said you were a *****,no remark about all Canadians


You were the one who insulted every Australian by saying they were below you. Yeah, but you said australians had none. Thereby implying they were all above me.

Being the patriotic man I am, I cosidered a blow to me as a blow to my country.

Or should that be the other way around?

Either way, I'm sure this is all your fault.

You and that damned kangaroo. ermmnone

Naming yourself Wind just reinforces that...

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Yeah, but you said australians had none. Thereby implying they were all above me.

Being the patriotic man I am, I cosidered a blow to me as a blow to my country.

Or should that be the other way around?

Either way, I'm sure this is all your fault.

You and that damned kangaroo. ermmnone


It's always the Kangaroo's fault isn't smurf...

We all know that he's about as real as the leprachaun that tells Bran to burn things,or maybe the Badger that commands ash to rape,or the eskimo that makes Batdude sleep around.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
It's always the Kangaroo's fault isn't smurf...

We all know that he's about as real as the leprachaun that tells Bran to burn things,or maybe the Badger that commands ash to rape,or the eskimo that makes Batdude sleep around. hmm

Ok, so I got that the first one was a Simpson's reference...
the third one might be referencing the "I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe" song by the Arrogant Worms (awesome song ).
The second one just lost me.

That one wasn't a reference,just a fact about Evil Ash.I mean,how could his name NOT imply a rapist...

Not to mention he's an apoc fanboy. Child rape incarnate. ermm

Damn Apoc,warped an entire generation.

The badger reference is a reference to the badgerbadgerbadger video that Ash likes to play occasionally.

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

How do you get child rapist from Apoc? nosweat

GO WARRIORS!!! clap

This is a private party Tricker.


BTW,The fact that your name is "priest" abd your the forums biggest Apoc fan.....lets just say,i pray a 12 year old never meets you in an alley.


Oh,and warriors suck.

You guys are morons. I mean that in a good way

Not that big of a deal to get noticed when your on a comic forum. Though being that summer time is coming around, I am bound to have to put you noobs in your place since I have more free time. Eh.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
The badger reference is a reference to the badgerbadgerbadger video that Ash likes to play occasionally.

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

How do you get child rapist from Apoc? nosweat

GO WARRIORS!!! clap I got the video, but assumed there would be something about rapists... though I forgot Ash liked the video.

Unless you want to hear a long explanation about a blue dildo growing legs, don't ask.

Not if I manage to pull an impossible win and beat you. The warriors inspired me to believe I have a chance in hell of winning the tournament. A dream, yes, but a man who can dream, can do anything.

Warriors suck? Funny, I thought it was a #8 seed beating a#1? and Don Nelson getting payback? Kiss my warriors shorts wearing ass, Martian.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Not if I manage to pull an impossible win and beat you. The warriors inspired me to believe I have a chance in hell of winning the tournament. A dream, yes, but a man who can dream, can do anything.


Key word being impossible. Teams have teammates to depend on. You have yourself ermmgay

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Not if I manage to pull an impossible win and beat you. The warriors inspired me to believe I have a chance in hell of winning the tournament. A dream, yes, but a man who can dream, can do anything.

Warriors suck? Funny, I thought it was a #8 seed beating a#1? and Don Nelson getting payback? Kiss my warriors shorts wearing ass, Martian.

I like how yoiu described it as impossible,very fitting.

I'm aussie,i don't follow your shitty pussy sports.I just said that as i knew it would get your marie clair panties in a twist.

Originally posted by Blair Wind

Not that big of a deal to get noticed when your on a comic forum. Though being that summer time is coming around, I am bound to have to put you noobs in your place since I have more free time. Eh. You're mom still tells you that every morning, eh? I would've thought that 35-ish would be a good time for her to start weening, but hey, personal preference I guess.

I mean that in a good way.

So? I pwned a tournament. and you are a mere 3 time tourney winner. 313 Miracles have happened.......nosweat

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
You're mom still tells you that every morning, eh? I would've thought that 35-ish would be a good time for her to start weening, but hey, personal preference I guess.

I mean that in a good way.


Good to know.

Hey do me a favor? Let me know when Canada's culinary food gets good. I always say a nation is only important when they have food they are remembered by

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
So? I pwned a tournament. and you are a mere 3 time tourney winner. 313 Miracles have happened.......nosweat

You were bitchslapped,hard.Dear christ,Apoc for a herald level.....If thats the standard of your picks,i'm quite happy.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
Good to know.

Hey do me a favor? Let me know when Canada's culinary food gets good. I always say a nation is only important when they have food they are remembered by

It's culinary skills are great,just you get it all screwed up since your still attached to the umbilical chord.

Bad pick, I agree. I could have done alot better. But I did pretty damn well for having a relatively weak pick. I had only been on the forum for a few weeks or a month or so.

Plus, I picked out a killer team this time.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
Good to know.

Hey do me a favor? Let me know when Canada's culinary food gets good. I always say a nation is only important when they have food they are remembered by Originally posted by Martian_mind
It's culinary skills are great,just you get it all screwed up since your still attached to the umbilical chord.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Bad pick, I agree. I could have done alot better. But I did pretty damn well for having a relatively weak pick. I had only been on the forum for a few weeks or a month or so.

Plus, I picked out a killer team this time.

I went into batdudes tourney one week into being on the forum

And MY pick was considered the besterest on our team

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Not to mention he's an apoc fanboy. Child rape incarnate. ermm

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Damn Apoc,warped an entire generation.

At least I'm not a fan of a character who is a manhunter... ermm

Hey,it's a name for a detective,buy a dictionaray and check it out.You could then use the dictionaray to lure kiddies close to you saying you'll help them with homework.



Sick bastard.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Plus, I picked out a killer team this time.

Mr. Terrific, Bastion and Vision.


Not that killer if I'm right

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Hey,it's a name for a detective,buy a dictionaray and check it out.You could then use the dictionaray to lure kiddies close to you saying you'll help them with homework.



Sick bastard.


Don't you ever feel like your forcing the joke to much? You try to hard ermmnone

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Hey,it's a name for a detective,buy a dictionaray and check it out.You could then use the dictionaray to lure kiddies close to you saying you'll help them with homework.



Sick bastard. Martian's mom said Trickster must have been a crappy tutor, because no matter how long Martian spent there doing "English homework", he never seemed to get it done.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
Mr. Terrific, Bastion and Vision.


Not that killer if I'm right I know both of your teams.

That reminds me... I had something to show you, via PM, if I find it again.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
Don't you ever feel like your forcing the joke to much? You try to hard ermmnone

Bah,we already crushed you Blair.In this game,once you lose you don't come back,specially with a whimper,hit the bricks laddy,come back in 10 years(assuming the arthritis hasn't made you unable to type.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I know both of your teams.

That reminds me... I had something to show you, via PM, if I find it again.

Cool deal, send it on by

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Hey,it's a name for a detective,buy a dictionaray and check it out.You could then use the dictionaray to lure kiddies close to you saying you'll help them with homework.



Sick bastard.

I'm not old enough to rape children. ermmhappy

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Bah,we alredady crushed you Blair.In this game,once you lose you don't come back,specially with a whimper,hit the bricks laddy,come back in 10 years(assuming the arthritis hasn't made you unable to type.

You crushed me? Your jokes are wack, played out, and stretched so thin that it wont cover Paris Hiltons ass crack.


But by all means if you think you crushed me, go on. Lets see what you got in real debating like say the tournament?

edit: I guess we now know who's your "dady"

Originally posted by Blair Wind
You crushed me? Your jokes are wack, played out, and stretched so thin that it wont cover Paris Hiltons ass crack.


But by all means if you think you crushed me, go on. Lets see what you got in real debating like say the tournament?

edit: I guess we now know who's your "dady"

Considering the use that jokes gotten,the irony of your statement just confuzzles

I fail to see why you changed my post...

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Considering the use that jokes gotten,the irony of your statement just confuzzles

I fail to see why you changed my post...

The irony was apparent for a reason

And thats the thing....I didnt change your post

edit: But you just did

Originally posted by Blair Wind
Mr. Terrific, Bastion and Vision.


Not that killer if I'm right

Close. I changed one of them a few hours ago.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
The irony was apparent for a reason

And thats the thing....I didnt change your post

edit: But you just did

I know...

Actually,the bolded DADY is editing .

Originally posted by Blair Wind
You crushed me? Your jokes are wack, played out, and stretched so thin that it wont cover Paris Hiltons ass crack.


But by all means if you think you crushed me, go on. Lets see what you got in real debating like say the tournament?

edit: I guess we now know who's your "dady" Ouch. Trying to expand on a typo to deliver a punchline. Weaker then Digi's claims that he had no idea she was underage...

*sigh* Can I at least have some small hope of actually winning this tournament? I know I'm screwed against you or the other vets, but god damn man, let me lose on my own terms.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Ouch. Trying to expand on a typo to deliver a punchline. Weaker then Digi's claims that he had no idea she was underage...

It was strong enough for MM

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
*sigh* Can I at least have some small hope of actually winning this tournament? I know I'm screwed against you or the other vets, but god damn man, let me lose on my own terms.

Sure. Go face Martian, then you will

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
*sigh* Can I at least have some small hope of actually winning this tournament? I know I'm screwed against you or the other vets, but god damn man, let me lose on my own terms.

So you made our bet....thinking you would lose?

It sure as hell won't be onyour terms after you lose though...

Originally posted by Blair Wind
It was strong enough for MM



Sure. Go face Martian, then you will

Not really,i pwned you again.



AWW,did the mean martian ruffle icky little blairs feathers

Originally posted by Blair Wind
It was strong enough for MM



Sure. Go face Martian, then you will

Thanks. I'll remember that as you mercilessly pummel me.

I know I'll probably lose to them, Martian. I'm pretty sure I'll have beaten you at that point.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
It was strong enough for martian Not surprising. I've seen the guy get tipsy after drinking expired grape juice.

Oh wait, we were talking about insults...

As annoying as he is, I'd place odds on MM over Trickster

Is that a compliment or insult?

Oh,i also assume Tricker posted a comment last page,to counter lets just say :A cockroach will neer be a threat to a goid,no matter what the circumstances"


Your going down Tricker.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Is that a compliment or insult?

neither, I just think you'd win against Trick

Originally posted by Blair Wind
neither, I just think you'd win against Trick


I'd kiss you,but that is basically a universal opinion,and it would be gay.


Hey Smurf,blair ain't half bad.

Ah, but does he know how to tango?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Ah, but does he know how to tango?

Bah,the only people that good are you and me.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
neither, I just think you'd win against Trick

You son of a *****........ I'm not giving you free joints again.

the worst situation would have you be on a planet that belongs to a pre-space-flight civilization, with Galactus' vessel slowly approaching.

No reed richards, no UN, no FF, no Avengers, no nothing. Just the absolute worst natural distasters that you could possibly imagine occuring on a planetary scale. You'll wish you were dead instead of living through that hell.