Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

Honey, I love you, but I have to end our relationship. For you see, I'm an immortal.

I'd slash tires. vin

yes, I wouldn't daate a guy who would say that.........

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'd slash tires. vin

I'd beat his head in.
vin

You wouldn't know until he said it.

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
yes, I wouldn't daate a guy who would say that.........

Well you wouldn't know he said that until he broke up with you and USED that line.

Originally posted by Ambience
Well you wouldn't know he said that until he broke up with you and USED that line.
yep

Originally posted by Ambience
I'd beat his head in.
vin
I don't doubt that.


I'm mortal, we're all good.

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
yes, I wouldn't daate a guy who would say that.........

durdurfistdurpuzzlethumbsupdur, aka moron.

If she has a sister bro, sleep with her.

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
yes, I wouldn't daate a guy who would say that.........

You are immortal...

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'd slash tires. vin
I would soak all of her tampons and/or pads in icy hot gel.

I like my break up line:

"You see, I wish it wouldn't come to be, but the subject of homosexuality has come bewtween us. Sorry, you're just too gay..."

Originally posted by Puzzle
durdurfistdurpuzzlethumbsupdur, aka moron.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Honey, I love you, but I have to end our relationship. For you see, I'm an immortal. Excuse me?

Originally posted by Ambience
Well you wouldn't know he said that until he broke up with you and USED that line.


Oh gawd, you're breaking up with me aren't you?

Sweetie I love you but I am gay!jm

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh gawd, you're breaking up with me aren't you?

"You see, I wish it wouldn't come to be, but the subject of homosexuality has come bewtween us. Sorry, you're just too gay..."

Originally posted by Ambience
"You see, I wish it wouldn't come to be, but the subject of homosexuality has come bewtween us. Sorry, you're just too gay..."

DAMMIT!! Well, ya know what?! Nuh uh, before you break things off, Imma break things off wit choo! You're a homo! It's over!























































I'm sorry babeh...

Originally posted by Scythe
DAMMIT!! Well, ya know what?! Nuh uh, before you break things off, Imma break things off wit choo! You're a homo! It's over!























































I'm sorry babeh...

cry
Babeh, I don't think this...you and me...is going to work out anymore.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Honey, I love you, but I have to end our relationship. For you see, I'm an immortal.

No, i may actually use it too.

the only problem with that one is that it is a bit narcissistic. It offers only yourself entertainment at you others behalf. I find the simple "Your fired" works quite well, This way The person your dumping will not come to realize that your an ass hole and then resent you after coming to the conclusion that your break up line was fun for you. By saying your fired and get the hell out, the person instantly views you as an ass hole and only has time to get over the fact that your an ass hole and will not reflect on how you dumped them. I'm not sure where i have ended up in this rant, but im probably a few stpes from my point...thank you for listening

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Honey, I love you, but I have to end our relationship. For you see, I'm an immortal.

No, it's fine.

"it's not you, it's me."

"**** you"

"Three simple words - I am gay".

Originally posted by BackFire
"Three simple words - I am gay".

"Three simple words - I hate you"

That works too.

Originally posted by BackFire
That works too.

You have to crush her.

It's for the best of mankind. No, really, it's a win-win-win situation.

If you destroy her in such a way that she only has three options, becoming a lesbian (always good), lower her standards immensely (and go into inter species erotica), or kill herself (better men to women ratio) you did your good deed for the day and also got rid of the ****.

I love you but, I'm British, my teeth just aren't good enough.

Originally posted by BackFire
"Three simple words - I am gay".
heres three even more simple ones: "you smell like tuna." ok, make that 4.

It's all about timing....

"look hun,we had good run,but your mother just died.....so now,i'm just not getting paid enough to do this....."

Originally posted by Martian_mind
It's all about timing....

"look hun,we had good run,but your mother just died.....so now,i'm just not getting paid enough to do this....."

Very White Martian of you.

are there black martians?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
are there black martians? Niggerlover.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Niggerlover.
just asking....Nazi.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Niggerlover.

LMFAO!!!

i am a people lover.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Honey, I love you, but I have to end our relationship. For you see, I'm an immortal. yes

You can't prove it's not true. Unless...you kill me.

didnt say it wasnt true... just said its lame

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
heres three even more simple ones: "you smell like tuna." ok, make that 4.

Or you could turn it into three words with, "You smellish tuna."

Originally posted by Council#13
Or you could turn it into three words with, "You smellish tuna." Wouldn't that be you smell...tunaish?