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Well, I like 'em big and juicy. Not too juicy, for chance they may explode, but feel free to share your insights on rating your booty.

P.S. Hot asses welcomed.

P.P.S. Credit goes to Puzzle for this heroic attempt at women's asses!


I suppose I'll go first, now my flat, pimpled ass is constantly in sitting-on-wheelchair mode, so you only get a side view of it.

Originally posted by Scythe
Well, I like 'em big and juicy. Not too juicy, for chance they may explode, but feel free to share your insights on rating your booty.

P.S. Hot asses welcomed.

P.P.S. Credit goes to Puzzle for this heroic attempt at women's asses!


I suppose I'll go first, now my flat, pimpled ass is constantly in sitting-on-wheelchair mode, so you only get a side view of it. Hot.

Cold.

Originally posted by Barker
Cold. Lukewarm? Please?

Originally posted by Barker
Cold.

Does your ass have a hot yellow thunderbolt with a brown tip?

"..."



Ha!

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Lukewarm? Please?
Just this once.
Originally posted by Scythe
Does your ass have a hot yellow thunderbolt with a brown tip?

"..."



Ha!
Simpsons buttsecks?

Originally posted by Barker
Just this once.

Simpsons buttsecks?

Cool. Kiss?

Originally posted by Scythe
Well, I like 'em big and juicy. Not too juicy, for chance they may explode, but feel free to share your insights on rating your booty.

P.S. Hot asses welcomed.

P.P.S. Credit goes to Puzzle for this heroic attempt at women's asses!


I suppose I'll go first, now my flat, pimpled ass is constantly in sitting-on-wheelchair mode, so you only get a side view of it. It's not an attempt for me to get lots of hot women ass on the brain. It's because I may end up posting one later...but until I decide I didn't want to be the owner of the thread.

Nice side butt. ermm

I'll post a picture of my butt.
Two seconds.
=D

Originally posted by Ambience
I'll post a picture of my butt.
Two seconds.
=D

i wantz to seezvin

Originally posted by Ambience
I'll post a picture of my butt.
Two seconds.
=D Finally, a female.


Yours is Okay, Scythe.

Originally posted by Puzzle
It's not an attempt for me to get lots of hot women ass on the brain. It's because I may end up posting one later...but until I decide I didn't want to be the owner of the thread.

Nice side butt. ermm

Sorry, I must've mistaken you for myself.

Thanks for the comments on my side ass.

And when you say: 'may end up posting one later' do you mean your ass? Or an attractive female's ass?

Originally posted by Scythe
Sorry, I must've mistaken you for myself.

Thanks for the comments on my side ass.

And when you say: 'may end up posting one later' do you mean your ass? Or an attractive female's ass?

My ass...

rememberz.
i gots junk in the trunk.
vin

Originally posted by Ambience
rememberz.
i gots junk in the trunk.
vin

i knowzvin

Originally posted by Scythe
Well, I like 'em big and juicy. Not too juicy, for chance they may explode, but feel free to share your insights on rating your booty.

P.S. Hot asses welcomed.

P.P.S. Credit goes to Puzzle for this heroic attempt at women's asses!


I suppose I'll go first, now my flat, pimpled ass is constantly in sitting-on-wheelchair mode, so you only get a side view of it. Ass on wheels. Very nice.

Originally posted by Ambience
rememberz.
i gots junk in the trunk.
vin Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Finally, a female.


Yours is Okay, Scythe.

Ok guyz, be nice.
vin

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/saahbruce/booty.jpghttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/saahbruce/BOOTYYYY.jpghttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/saahbruce/BOOTYZ.jpg

Originally posted by Ambience
Ok guyz, be nice.
vin

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/saahbruce/booty.jpghttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/saahbruce/BOOTYYYY.jpghttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/saahbruce/BOOTYZ.jpg

i like-a da grabbingvin

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
i like-a da grabbingvin

LOL xD
you can seez me thong line though and datz not cool.
=[

Originally posted by Ambience
Ok guyz, be nice.
vin

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/saahbruce/booty.jpghttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/saahbruce/BOOTYYYY.jpghttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/saahbruce/BOOTYZ.jpg

Got some breast meat to go with that leg? 131

Originally posted by Ambience
LOL xD
you can seez me thong line though and datz not cool.
=

yes it izvin

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Got some breast meat to go with that leg? 131

I ****ing wish.
=[

Originally posted by Ambience
I ****ing wish.
= Its okay, we can still have kids. As long as I name the first 23, than you can name the other 93

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
yes it izvin

datz tight.
vin



just like my booty.

The stakes have been raised. hmm It grows ever closer to me posting my own booty shot.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Its okay, we can still have kids. As long as I name the first 23, than you can name the other 93

David might get mad though.

Originally posted by Puzzle
The stakes have been raised. hmm It grows ever closer to me posting my own booty shot.

DO IT!
DOOO ITTTT!!!

Originally posted by Ambience
David might get mad though.
Don't fret. I will take care of him.

*grabs bat*

Originally posted by Puzzle
My ass...

Also good.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Ass on wheels. Very nice.

Haha, Swee, thanks Shellie.

At first I thought that you were nekkid and didn't get out much, but then I realized you were wearing pants. ermm

Originally posted by Ambience
DO IT!
DOOO ITTTT!!!


Maaaaybe. ermm I am one of those shy people.

Originally posted by Ambience
Ok guyz, be nice.
vin

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/saahbruce/booty.jpghttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/saahbruce/BOOTYYYY.jpghttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/saahbruce/BOOTYZ.jpg

Sproioioioioioioioioioioing!

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Don't fret. I will take care of him.

*grabs bat*

Lol as terrible as that is, I do find a shread of humor in it. xD

is it wooden or metal?

Originally posted by Barker
At first I thought that you were nekkid and didn't get out much, but then I realized you were wearing pants. ermm


I'm not that lonely.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Maaaaybe. ermm I am one of those shy people.

Come on!
It'll be fun! =D

Originally posted by Ambience
Lol as terrible as that is, I do find a shread of humor in it. xD

is it wooden or metal?


I bet it's metal, you get better distance. 131

Originally posted by Ambience
Come on!
It'll be fun! =D

*thinking*

Originally posted by Scythe
Sproioioioioioioioioioioing!

Originally posted by Ambience
Lol as terrible as that is, I do find a shread of humor in it. xD

is it wooden or metal?
Wooden. There's more sexual innuendo in that evillaugh

Originally posted by Puzzle
I bet it's metal, you get better distance. 131



*thinking*


I used wooden cuz you give dem muther ****ers splinters too once it splits in half and all. You knowz, from hitting them so much?
vin

Do ittttt

Originally posted by Ambience


You put a sproing in it. My flaccid goat wiener looks like a cheeze noodle...

Originally posted by Ambience
I used wooden cuz you give dem muther ****ers splinters too once it splits in half and all. You knowz, from hitting them so much?
vin

Do ittttt


You are so far from gangsta it's not even funny.

Originally posted by Scythe
You put a sproing in it. My flaccid goat wiener looks like a cheeze noodle...

Don't exactly know what your getting at.
n-n

But either way.
glad to know you all like my pants, and the booty o_x

Originally posted by Puzzle
You are so far from gangsta it's not even funny.

I know. o-x

Originally posted by Ambience
Don't exactly know what your getting at.
n-n

But either way.
glad to know you all like my pants, and the booty o_x

Something about him getting a boner or some shit.

Originally posted by Ambience
I know. o-x

Loser. oh

Originally posted by Puzzle
Something about him getting a boner or some shit.



Loser. oh

then I'm oddly flattered o-x

"Shit son, I'll bring drama to you and yo mother ****in mama."
oh

OK, I'm gonna post my booty...ermm

In a minute.

Originally posted by Puzzle
OK, I'm gonna post my booty...ermm

In a minute.

Never mind the hairy legs...

drool

you ass must have been shaped by angelsss

Originally posted by Ambience
drool

you ass must have been shaped by angelsss

Something like that. ermm

Originally posted by Puzzle
Never mind the hairy legs... *snickers*

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
*snickers*

...are yummy candy bars.

i might post an ass shot tomorrow ermm

Originally posted by Puzzle
Something like that. ermm

Oh yea
naughty



xD

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i might post an ass shot tomorrow ermm

you should do it right now
vin

Originally posted by Ambience
you should do it right now
vin
im at school, not really feasible

Originally posted by Ambience
Oh yea
naughty



xD

By angels, I mean angel food cake...and other fatty foods.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im at school, not really feasible

D:
So?

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im at school, not really feasible

In school looking at asses?

Originally posted by Puzzle
By angels, I mean angel food cake...and other fatty foods.



I loled at that o_x
I haven't had angel cake and I want it now though. =\

Originally posted by Puzzle
In school looking at asses?

That was my exact thoughts. xD

Originally posted by Puzzle
In school looking at asses?
im in my room

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im in my room

Home room?
reeve

Originally posted by Puzzle
Never mind the hairy legs...

Ambience is right, it was shaped by angels.

I don't have any nice ass shots.

why am i tempted to consider this...?

Cause it is fun.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
why am i tempted to consider this...?



I did it.


it is fun. xD

haha. i saw.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
haha. i saw.

you like it didn't you?

Originally posted by Eccentric
Ambience is right, it was shaped by angels.

I don't have any nice ass shots.

Yeah you do...this one.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
why am i tempted to consider this...?


its kinda fun

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
its kinda fun

You should try it.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Yeah you do...this one.

Lmao, I am so gonna use that against you.

Originally posted by Ambience
you like it didn't you?


It's a hot ass.

Originally posted by Ambience
You should try it.

i will tomorrow

Originally posted by Eccentric
Lmao, I am so gonna use that against you.

How so?

Originally posted by Eccentric
It's a hot ass.

Wanna touch it?

Originally posted by Puzzle
How so?

Whenever you're like I winnnnnnn, then imma pull out that picture and say nu uh property of Eccentric, I win.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i will tomorrow

No.
Right now.
Tomorrows not good enough

Originally posted by Ambience
Wanna touch it?


Yes please!

Originally posted by Eccentric
Whenever you're like I winnnnnnn, then imma pull out that picture and say nu uh property of Eccentric, I win.

Oh schnap!

Originally posted by Eccentric
Yes please!

*pulls out video camera*

Originally posted by Puzzle
Oh schnap!

I win.

Originally posted by Eccentric
I win.

Indeed you do.

Originally posted by Eccentric
Yes please!

Quick, while nobody is looking.

Originally posted by Ambience
you like it didn't you?


its a decent bottom as far as my heterosexual eyes can see.

I'm so bored that I'll probably end up doing this today.

Originally posted by Ambience
Quick, while nobody is looking.


*quick grope*

Originally posted by Ambience
Quick, while nobody is looking.


I already am.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
its a decent bottom as far as my heterosexual eyes can see.


pshhhh

hetero

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
its kinda fun

we shall see.

if i take a piccy now...my pjs will overwhelm it.

Originally posted by Puzzle
I already am.

No you aren't

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
its a decent bottom as far as my heterosexual eyes can see.

Go on and admit it's a very nice booty.

Originally posted by Eccentric
*quick grope*

thats right.

Originally posted by Ambience
No you aren't


I've got video evidence...

Originally posted by Ambience
No.
Right now.
Tomorrows not good enough

tomorrow

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
we shall see.

if i take a piccy now...my pjs will overwhelm it.

Do itttt

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
tomorrow

NO!

Originally posted by Puzzle
I've got video evidence...

I've got alot more on you then you have on me buddy.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Go on and admit it's a very nice booty.

its cute.

Originally posted by Ambience
Do itttt


if i do it now. no one will see anything.

is that what you want?
eh?
eh?
eh?

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
its cute.

Now you have to say something about my butt.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
if i do it now. no one will see anything.

is that what you want?
eh?
eh?
eh?


But if I stare at it long enough...

Originally posted by Puzzle
Now you have to say something about my butt.



i don't quite like the underwear but...what's it matter?


*shrugs*

Originally posted by Ambience
But if I stare at it long enough...

you just want to see endless ass

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
you just want to see endless ass

Everybody here does.
Thats why we are on an ass thread.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy


i don't quite like the underwear but...what's it matter?


*shrugs*

I loves these underwear.

Originally posted by Ambience
But if I stare at it long enough...


i could post a barely there shot and get away with it.

booty booty booty *pounds on table*

Originally posted by Puzzle
I loves these underwear.

plaid boxers are your friends.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i could post a barely there shot and get away with it.


Maybe....

Originally posted by Eccentric
booty booty booty *pounds on table*

i like mine.

Originally posted by Ambience
Maybe....

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i like mine.


We probably all will.
So post it now before we riot.
xD

Originally posted by Ambience
We probably all will.
So post it now before we riot.
xD

what if i want to keep it to myself?

Then we cry.

i cant keep up with all these posts

i should bump the crotch thread to go along ermm

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
plaid boxers are your friends.

Eww, why plaid?

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i cant keep up with all these posts

i should bump the crotch thread to go along ermm

Everytime I go out this thread there is a new post so I have to go back in cause... we're all addicted to ass.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
what if i want to keep it to myself?


then you'll break my heart.
=[

Originally posted by Eccentric
Everytime I go out this thread there is a new post so I have to go back in cause... we're all addicted to ass.

Post yours so I can see it again. droolio

Originally posted by Eccentric
Everytime I go out this thread there is a new post so I have to go back in cause... we're all addicted to ass.


I even go to counselling to help with my addiction.
Doesn't do anything.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Eww, why plaid?

i'm not sure

i just have a thing for men in plaid boxers and pjs.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Post yours so I can see it again. droolio

I don't have any nice ones.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i'm not sure

i just have a thing for men in plaid boxers and pjs.

I'm definitely not a plaid man. Give me plain boxer-briefs or boxers with cartoons on them.

Originally posted by Eccentric
I don't have any nice ones.

You do, and I know it.

I don't and I know it.

Originally posted by Ambience
then you'll break my heart.
=

whether its glass or a heart, it breaks.

Originally posted by Eccentric
I don't and I know it.

I love your booty.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i'm not sure

i just have a thing for men in plaid boxers and pjs.
*looks at what im wearing*

Originally posted by Puzzle
I'm definitely not a plaid man. Give me plain boxer-briefs or boxers with cartoons on them.



You do, and I know it.

haha. i see.

i dunno why i find plaid so appealing but i do.tongue_ss

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
whether its glass or a heart, it breaks.

You don't understand!
D:

Originally posted by Puzzle
I love your booty.

Noooo.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
*looks at what im wearing*




you didn't have to tell me that.
tongue_ss

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
haha. i see.

i dunno why i find plaid so appealing but i do.tongue_ss Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
*looks at what im wearing*


That's probably why.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy


you didn't have to tell me that.
tongue_ss
but i did tongue_ss

Originally posted by Ambience
You don't understand!
D:

tongue_ss

Originally posted by Puzzle
I love your booty.


me too... this is actually my first spoiler. haha what'da know?

Originally posted by Eccentric
Noooo.

Mmhmm, just like the rest of you.

Originally posted by Puzzle
That's probably why.



haha. but no..i don't think so...i tend to have a distinct taste in male clothing...tongue_ss

Originally posted by Puzzle
Mmhmm, just like the rest of you.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
but i did tongue_ss

you sneaky thing you.
tongue_ss

Originally posted by Eccentric


naughty

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
you sneaky thing you.
tongue_ss
to mock your aim message

tongue_ss

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
to mock your aim message

tongue_ss


i do tongue_ss bettah.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i do tongue_ss bettah.
im wearing plaid, and pj pants and i can use tongue_ss

i win

Originally posted by Eccentric


...And I don't mean just your body, though that's perfect too.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im wearing plaid, and pj pants and i can use tongue_ss

i win

well i'm wearing pj pants too!

and thats not fair. you're using my information against me.

tongue_ss

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
well i'm wearing pj pants too!

and thats not fair. you're using my information against me.

tongue_ss
thats the idea yes

tongue_ss

i have shorts on too

I call out to Punkyhermy to give us some ass, giveeeeee ussssss someee assssssss!