Scythe and I have an announcement.........
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Impediment
We're pregnant. Yep, that's right people! Scythe has impregnated me with his goat seed, and we couldn't be happier! I, myself, want to name the baby Crackwhore Fetus Salad. Scythe, however, wants to name the baby, simply, Dinner. This is all thanks to the miracle of Vicodin and Bacardi. Aren't we lucky?
The shower will be in June.
Röland
I walked all the way up there. I've been drinkin' preacher. He said "You tell it brother." I've been cussin'. He said "You tell it again!" I said "I f*cked a goat!" He said "Oh good lord. I don't think I woulda told that."
Impediment
You said it, Rodney!
There's just some things the good Lord don't need to know......
Röland
Was just listening to that.
"Shit, I dropped my crayon, what he say?"
Raven Guardia
well congrats, I bet the baby will be a real cutie
Scythe
Originally posted by Impediment
We're pregnant. Yep, that's right people! Scythe has impregnated me with his goat seed, and we couldn't be happier! I, myself, want to name the baby Crackwhore Fetus Salad. Scythe, however, wants to name the baby, simply, Dinner. This is all thanks to the miracle of Vicodin and Bacardi. Aren't we lucky?
The shower will be in June.
Argh! Dammit! I knew I should've never messed with any of the Scythettes! Well, whatever, it happened. We'll shower him with death and bathe him in blood. I get to keep all the baby clothes we get from the shower, I like to pretend I still fit in them...
Rogue Jedi
can i be the goatfather?
Scythe
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
can i be the goatfather?
Ofcourse, I'd be insulted if you weren't.
Strangelove
BBQ?
Scythe
Originally posted by Strangelove
BBQ?
No! No eating him, he's to be kept alive!
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Scythe
Ofcourse, I'd be insulted if you weren't.
coooooool. do i get to sit back, slurp sketti, and use a fake italian accent?
Scythe
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
coooooool. do i get to sit back, slurp sketti, and use a fake italian accent?
Yes, and you get to eat, piss, and poop wherever you like. Just like a goat.
Rogue Jedi
i already do that.
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Impediment
We're pregnant. Yep, that's right people! Scythe has impregnated me with his goat seed, and we couldn't be happier! I, myself, want to name the baby Crackwhore Fetus Salad. Scythe, however, wants to name the baby, simply, Dinner. This is all thanks to the miracle of Vicodin and Bacardi. Aren't we lucky?
The shower will be in June.
here's your baby gift from me
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r318/deaniemac/paul_newman_dressing.jpg
enjoy
Scythe
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
here's your baby gift from me
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r318/deaniemac/paul_newman_dressing.jpg
enjoy
Oh, come on! As if I'm not already having trouble not eating him..
Rogue Jedi
thats right!!! get the baby!!!
Scythe
The baby will be named Captain Crackwhore Fetus Salad Dinner...
Impediment
Got a little Captain in you? naughty2
Strangelove
Originally posted by Impediment
Got a little Captain in you? naughty2 Not if you don't let me eat him I don't disgust
Scythe
I will scurry in a frenzy protecting my bastard son. GET AWAY!
Scythe
Wait...I just thought of something.
I know! You're probably goin': "Scythe thought of somethin'!! Whoo!"
Bastards...
But anyhoo, I wonder, will I go into labor or Matt?
Sorgo X
And here I thought It was going to be something exciting, like "We're gay!" or something like that.
disgust
Scythe
Originally posted by Sorgo X
And here I thought It was going to be something exciting, like "We're gay!" or something like that.
disgust
Sorry to disappoint. Wink, wink...
Barker
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Scythe
You don't need to be rich to do nothing. Just look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit.
Sorgo X
Originally posted by Scythe
Sorry to disappoint. Wink, wink...
Well, you didn't disappoint last night.
131
Scythe
Originally posted by Sorgo X
Well, you didn't disappoint last night.
131
Ha!
Impediment
Our bundle of joy!!!
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/Impediment/two_headed_goat2.jpg
Ambience
droolio
he'd be great with some fondue
Impediment
Originally posted by Ambience
droolio
he'd be great with some fondue
shifty
Ambience
Originally posted by Impediment
shifty
You know.
Looks like he has a fair amoun tof meat on his bones.
If you brought him over...
we could make a dinner party outta it.
Captain Maynard
Originally posted by Scythe
The baby will be named Captain Crackwhore Fetus Salad Dinner... After me?
Impediment
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
After me?
Yes, after you.
Our wittle crack ho. eyes
SelphieT
What an ugly baby.
Scythe
AHH yes! The bastard has sprung from my moist, fetid, repugnant vagina! I must lick him clean and shower him with urine to fulfill the arc! death will roam the streets in the form of a begger, and Matt will die alittle inside. AHAHAHA!
Captain Maynard
Originally posted by Impediment
Yes, after you.
Our wittle crack ho. eyes
The "Captain" part ermm
Impediment
Originally posted by Scythe
AHH yes! The bastard has sprung from my moist, fetid, repugnant vagina! I must lick him clean and shower him with urine to fulfill the arc! death will roam the streets in the form of a begger, and Matt will die alittle inside. AHAHAHA!
heh heh heh.....I mounted you.........
shifty
Scythe
We named him Captian, because during conception, I, or Matt were thinking of Alex.
Scythe
Originally posted by Impediment
heh heh heh.....I mounted you.........
shifty
Shh, they'll hear you...
Impediment
sorry...........
=Tired Hiker=
I don't even know what to say.
Impediment
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I don't even know what to say.
How about "Congratulations"?
Scythe
I say we dress the bastard in dressing! And pour honey in his mouth and ass! He must be sweet and tender!
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Impediment
How about "Congratulations"?
Congratulations!!!
Scythe
Why thank you TH, can we expect a gift of baby clothes and Subway foot longs?
Impediment
Originally posted by Scythe
I say we dress the bastard in dressing! And pour honey in his mouth and ass! He must be sweet and tender!
Anything but Mayo or Ranch dressing.
Originally posted by Scythe
Why thank you TH, can we expect a gift of baby clothes and Subway foot longs?
With Asiago Cheese bread.
Scythe
Originally posted by Impediment
Anything but Mayo or Ranch dressing.
I've grown accustomed to his two faces. I can't eat him, I shall train him to feed on children and beceome a pre-school protitute so that he may rake in some money for us.
Originally posted by Impediment
With Asiago Cheese bread.
And yes, hurry up with those subs!
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