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Why is she even in jail?

Originally posted by Ambience
Why is she even in jail?




45 days in jail for dui without a license

Originally posted by PiruBlood
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Is that a picture of you leaning over Paris?

Oh God, that picture was sooo obviously modified

seamless

:edit: Originally posted by Darth Extecute
Oh God, that picture was sooo obviously modified

oh you're goooooood. i mean, its so convincing but i suppose to a trained eye flaws and seams are slightly evident

Bet $10 she'll write a book on it

i found this on another forum but i know its a horrible photoshop image but at least have a sense of humor.

Photoshop? Feels like Microsoft Paint

Originally posted by Schecter
seamless

:edit:

oh you're goooooood. i mean, its so convincing but i suppose to a trained eye flaws and seams are slightly evident

Yeah.. My perceptionskills are amazing..

Originally posted by Ambience
Why is she even in jail?



For being a whore.

Oh and something about driving without at a license

She got a DUI, Caught driving with a suspended license afterwards AND 15 minutes late for court.

B*tch, are you retarded?

Hopefully they'll for some reason decide to throw away the key. She's a stupid, spoiled ****.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
She got a DUI, Caught driving with a suspended license afterwards AND 15 minutes late for court. And in violation of probation.

should have pleaded mental incompetence. i'd buy it

I keep tellin' everyone one, sendin' Paris Hilton to jail is like sendin' a fat kid to a choco-factory.

JAIL BAIT ASS!

least she can't bail out...

Paris will love the attention and the stay. You think she never munched a carpet before? Please ...

I love how u guys talk crap about a girl you most likely fantasize about f*cking and will never meet in person

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
I love how u guys talk crap about a girl you most likely fantasize about f*cking and will never meet in person


no way, Paris is completely un attractive. I hate people that look fake

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
I love how u guys talk crap about a girl you most likely fantasize about f*cking and will never meet in person

You like her lazy eye and hook nose?

She's a pretty girl..and rich...and famous....you guys are jealous of her and her life.


Find something better to do than talk shit about someone who never did ne thing to you...fkn losers

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
She's a pretty girl..and rich...and famous....you guys are jealous of her and her life.


Find something better to do than talk shit about someone who never did ne thing to you...fkn losers

Rich? Yes, because of family...Famous? Yes, for being rich and slutty...pretty? No. Far from it.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Rich? Yes, because of family...Famous? Yes, for being rich and slutty...pretty? No. Far from it.



I commonly find that people that talk non stop shit about other people have nothing going on for themselves...there's a LOT of ppl like that on KMC and it's disgusting

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
I commonly find that people that talk non stop shit about other people have nothing going on for themselves...there's a LOT of ppl like that on KMC and it's disgusting

And? What do you care?

Originally posted by Tattoo
And? What do you care?


So you admit u have nothing better to do.....nice

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
So you admit u have nothing better to do.....nice

When I'm on KMC? No, I usually have nothing better to do. That's what I'm on KMC for, to pass the time.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
She's a pretty girl..and rich...and famous....you guys are jealous of her and her life.


First part..

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
I commonly find that people that talk non stop shit about other people have nothing going on for themselves...there's a LOT of ppl like that on KMC and it's disgusting

Second part..

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
So you admit u have nothing better to do.....nice

Third part...




....wait for it...


Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Find something better to do than talk shit about someone who never did ne thing to you...fkn losers

crylaugh

Ironic.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
She's a pretty girl..and rich...and famous....you guys are jealous of her and her life.


Find something better to do than talk shit about someone who never did ne thing to you...fkn losers

couldnt possibly be because she laughed off a suspended license for a drunk driving conviction. no. not at all. we must be jealous. btw, im glad you're finding a way to tie all this to your own sad and tortured tale of persecution at kmc. after all, its all about you isnt it? you brave struggling hero.

anyway, she thought she was above the law, put the general public at risk by driving drunk, and laughed off a suspended license. if i did this and went to jail, would you be crying in this thread and saying that everyone is jealous for saying i deserve it?

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
I love how u guys talk crap about a girl you most likely fantasize about f*cking and will never meet in person

Saying I'd love to f*ck her, would be like me saying 'yeah sure I'll see what chlamydia's like'. There are so many better looking, nicer, less slutty ladies out there. But, yeah sure as Paris carries an idiotic little dog and appears on t.v, moaning about doing 'normal' things I'm supposed to fantasize about her. In closing - shut up you jebend you don't know what you're talking about.