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Keep that societal parasite from getting out of jail.

Sign it bitches. swank

why would we want to jail someone we do not even know at all?

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
why would we want to jail someone we do not even know at all?

Bravo, thank you for reading the intro there. *slow clap*

Originally posted by silver_tears
Bravo, thank you for reading the intro there. *slow clap*

yeah i knowwoot

Takes to long to load. 13

lol pwnt. 31

Originally posted by silver_tears
Keep that societal parasite from getting out of jail.

Sign it bitches. swank

*signed it as anonymous* 13jockey

*signed it as Irene* 13jockey

Originally posted by silver_tears
*signed it as Irene* 13jockey

*signed it as Barker* 13jockey

I'll give you a BJ for that. 13jockey

Will it be a BJ to remember? 13jockey

They're the only BJs Irene gives out. 13jockey

Originally posted by silver_tears
Keep that societal parasite from getting out of jail.

Sign it bitches. swank

no one is above the law

Originally posted by silver_tears
They're the only BJs Irene gives out. 13jockey

I have always heard of Irene's BJs but I have never experienced one. 13jockey

On a side note:

I hate Paris Hilton.

*signed because I like to conform*

well...Ms. Hilton is going to jail no matter what...so this is actually pointless...

signed Michelle Pfeiffer

Most intense shock

Originally posted by silver_tears
They're the stuff of legend. vin


I don't care about her either way, but I just feel that if she drives drunk and then flagrantly violates the law she should be punished like everyone else would be in her situation, and the public backlash if she gets off would be intense. haermm

That's what they said about Ryan Leaf. 13jockey

I think she is a demon spawn sent from hell to bring the whole planet down. haermm

i dont sign e-petitions schmoll

Originally posted by Schecter
i dont sign e-petitions schmoll

You better sign it or Paris will steal your child's soul.

I signed it with Bardock's real name. ermm

she can steal my load.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
well...Ms. Hilton is going to jail no matter what...so this is actually pointless...

There's a slight chance she might be pardoned. shrug

Originally posted by Schecter
she can steal my load.

If she touched me I would probably contract syphilis on the spot.

Originally posted by Schecter
i dont sign e-petitions schmoll

B....bu..t....not even for me? cryoh

Originally posted by silver_tears
B....bu..t....not even for me? cryoh

it would take alot of mindblowing fellatio to sway me

Originally posted by Schecter
it would take alot of mindblowing fellatio to sway me

I don't have that kind of time. sleepy

Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't have that kind of time. sleepy

you'll just have to make the timeermm

Originally posted by Schecter
you'll just have to make the timeermm

You're only one person, I'll just have to get to others. mhm

Why do people think e-petitions like this actually accomplish anything?

Originally posted by silver_tears
There's a slight chance she might be pardoned. shrug

*signed as Hulk Hogan* haermm

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
*signed as Hulk Hogan* haermm

Why not Brooke Hogan? haermm

Originally posted by Lana
Why do people think e-petitions like this actually accomplish anything?

How do you know they don't?

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i like Hulk's titts better haermm

But Brooke has that wavy golden hai...... oh wait, Hulk has that too. haermm

*signed as Paris Hilton*

*signed as paris hilton's dog*

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're only one person, I'll just have to get to others. mhm

im the one that matters

if i sign it, the whore stays in jail. trust me. i have connections.

im from the internet.

Originally posted by Lana
Why do people think e-petitions like this actually accomplish anything?

Do you have proof they don't? hmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Do you have proof they don't? hmm

i doevillaugh

Signed -

Lady Syrenna von Tramp.

"I have nothing better to be thinking about... plus, she deserves the punishment."

haermm

Why would I care if she goes to jail or not?

Signed, with my cock too.

I typed it before and I'll type it again:

Paris Hilton in jail is like sendin' a fat kid to a choco-factory!

HOT JAIL BAIT ASS!!

It wanted me to donate money

Really?

That comes after signing it, but you don't actually have to, it already recorded your signature.

yeah.. exactly.. just exit the window when it comes to that part. No donation is required and your signature is recorded already.

They should tattoo our signatures on her pasty body.

No pun intended Ken...

Originally posted by silver_tears
Keep that societal parasite from getting out of jail.

Sign it bitches. swank

But then she couldn't "perform" the "music" that I factually know you like because you told me so.

So how does that work?

Also, for those asking for proof that e-petitions don't work; If the justice system of the United States won't keep Paris Hilton in jail, you honestly believe they'll listen to a bunch of people who are signing an online petition?

-AC

You signed it. I know you did

I didn't.

The site wouldn't load.

I'm maintaining that I wouldn't have signed it either way.

Hehehe, I'm so sneaky.

Well, sex me up, Syren.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
But then she couldn't "perform" the "music" that I factually know you like because you told me so.

So how does that work?

Also, for those asking for proof that e-petitions don't work; If the justice system of the United States won't keep Paris Hilton in jail, you honestly believe they'll listen to a bunch of people who are signing an online petition?

-AC

I'll live.

Originally posted by Syren
You signed it. I know you did

I didn't, so there.

-AC