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Dear Paris, I know you are a good human being. I also know a lot of people don't like you, and that is only because they are jealous of your beauty and good sense. People who are not as smart as you will make fun of you because they are afraid inside.

I think I speak for the entire KMC community when I say, we wish you the best, Paris Hilton. We will keep you in our prayers.

Sincerely,

Tired Hiker.

Dear Paris,

Disregard Preston, please. He's a loony.

I hope you become someone's ***** in jail 131

Sincerely,
Strangelove

Dear Paris, Strangelove is obviously on acid. Ignore him. Love, Tired Hiker.

Dear Pairs.

I just love you! You are to die for and I'm sad you're going to jail.

Much love, Leo.M


P.S. Hook a KMC'er up and give me BJ.

Am I the only one that believes that the death of Paris Hilton will dwarf 9/11 and the death of Princess Diana?

She must be kept alive.

Oh, and HOT JAILBAIT ASS!

Dear Paris,

i hope you drop the soap so many times, its not even funny

Dear Paris,Have fun redecorating the prison and make sure you make a new sex tape,love TRH

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
i hope you drop the soap so many times, its not even funny

HOT JAILBAIT ASS!!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dear Paris, Strangelove is obviously on acid. Ignore him. Love, Tired Hiker. Dear Paris, Tired Hike is a psycho. I respectfully request that you tell him to hit the road. And then follow him.

Perhaps get hit by a bus.

Much love,
Strangelove

p.s. HOT JAILBAIT ASS! ! !

Originally posted by Scythe
Am I the only one that believes that the death of Paris Hilton will dwarf 9/11 and the death of Princess Diana?

She must be kept alive.

Oh, and HOT JAILBAIT ASS!

Scythe...Jailbait means the person is underage.

she shouldnt flaunt it

Originally posted by Tattoo
Scythe...Jailbait means the person is underage.

Hahaha! I know!! Hubba Hubba!

...

I'm gonna go cry now...

Ah what the hell:

HOT JAILBAIT ASS! ! ! ! !

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahaha! I know!! Hubba Hubba!

...

I'm gonna go cry now...

Ah what the hell:

HOT JAILBAIT ASS! ! ! ! !

No, just...no.

Dear Paris,I hope you have a kid soon so Scythe can eat it i can laugh


With love,TRH

Originally posted by Tattoo
No, just...no.

Fine Ken, close your eyes for three seconds before scrolling down through one of my posts. Except this one...

Originally posted by TRH
Dear Paris,I hope you have a kid soon so Scythe can eat it i can laugh


With love,TRH

Yes! I'll eat the diamond encrusted brat with a wooden spoon.

Mmmm, HOT JAILBAIT offspring...

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
beauty and good sense.

PHAIL

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dear Paris, I know you are a good human being. I also know a lot of people don't like you, and that is only because they are jealous of your beauty and good sense. People who are not as smart as you will make fun of you because they are afraid inside.

I think I speak for the entire KMC community when I say, we wish you the best, Paris Hilton. We will keep you in our prayers.

Sincerely,

Tired Hiker. Nice "The Big Lebowski" homage.

Other than that, you're in love with a stick.

Skank.

Dear Paris Hilton,

You should f*ck off. And I don't mean this literally

Sincerely,
Raven G

Dear Paris,

Eat.


Love,
El Capitano

Daer Paris,

I thot id dum down my lettr so you wood understand me bettr.

Ps. your sex tape suked

Dear Paris,

I have placed the key to unlock your jail cell, behind your eye. You have exactly one mintue to get it out before you die.

Sincerely,
Raven G

P.S Time starts Now.

Dear Paris,

We hate you

Love,

El Capitano

Dear Paris,

Your dad was been killed and all your money was given to starving children in Africa. You are now bankrupt and all your properties have been foreclosed. If you do not respond with in the next 30 days, you will spend 10 years in prison.

Thank you for understanding

Sincerely,
Raven G

Dear Paris,

your going to jail. Thats strange aren't you rich? Anywayz yesterday you left your panties at my house so you might wanna take those with you! Yeah and that........................well you know what I mean,paris!

Sincerely,
Baby Bear (Bizzy Bullet)

Dear Paris,

Blow me, and swallow. I'll keep you out of prison if you do.

I won't.

Hate,
Backfire.

Dear Paris,


Please stop. Theres no feeling left.

Love,

Your Vagina

dear paris

you have a gigantic heart, which almost makes up for those microscopic titties.
i hope you find true love where you are.

btw, next time it might help to plea mental incompitence instead of telling
a judge that you basically dont give a shit enough to know that you're on probation. just f.y.i.

love,
satan

Originally posted by Scythe
Fine Ken, close your eyes for three seconds before scrolling down through one of my posts. Except this one...



Yes! I'll eat the diamond encrusted brat with a wooden spoon.

Mmmm, HOT JAILBAIT offspring... SPOON pitt_moody

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Dear Paris,


Please stop. Theres no feeling left.

Love,

Your Vagina

crylaugh

Dear Paris,

I'll take care of the money while you're gone.



Much Love,

A Dwarf.

Dear Paris,

Your going to look fat in those striped clothes.

dear paris


thanks for the bj only complaint i have is you didnt swallow

Dear Paris,

Do you know where the remote control is? Where the hell are ya anyways?

With murder intentions,

The management, I mean Scythe.

Dear Paris,

Something tells me you're going to be the new punching bag in jail.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
dear paris


thanks for the bj only complaint i have is you didnt swallow no

Oh and uhh....

HOT JAILBAIT ASS! ! !

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh and uhh....

HOT JAILBAIT ASS! ! ! really

Yes.

She got arrested because she's a whore.

Originally posted by JacopeX
She got arrested because she's a whore.

HOT JAILBAIT ASS!!!!

Originally posted by JacopeX
She got arrested because she's a whore.

I love whores..

Paris Hilton is in Mr Slave's rectum. Soon she'll be dead.

Dear Paris,

You fail.

Sincerely,
Raven G

Dear Paris,

Everyone shut up.

Dear Paris,

I hope you have the opportunity to get your carpet munched as much as humanly possible. Call me when you get out.

Love,

Coon

Dear Paris France Hilton,

Remember the time I told you I was goin' to slutnap you and keep you as my hostage. I guess the law beat me to the punch. The donkey punch that is. When you enter your cell and meet Bertha, don't inturrupt her while she says: "Welcome to the Jungle! You gonna DIE!"

Love, Scythe...

P.S. HOT JAILBAIT ASS! ! !

Dearest Paris,

You are a talentless, lazy-eyed, ditzy, stupid, spoiled whore who should have been an abortion. I hope you get AIDS and die miserable and alone.

Love,
Impediment

P.S. I would never **** you. I'd rather not contract the Booty Flu, seeing as how your legs are like 7-11: always open.

Originally posted by Impediment
Dearest Paris,

You are a talentless, lazy-eyed, ditzy, stupid, spoiled whore who should have been an abortion. I hope you get AIDS and die miserable and alone.

Love,
Impediment

P.S. I would never **** you. I'd rather not contract the Booty Flu, seeing as how your legs are like 7-11: always open. I concur. 13

Dear Paris, everyone here truly loves you and is keeping you in their prayers. Don't be confused by some of the comments that seem negative, trust me, everyone here means well. We all have your back, bro!

Love Tired Hiker.

paris hilton will end up starring in a prison bukkake video.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
paris hilton will end up starring in a prison bukkake video.

I'd buy it.

not me, baby.

Don't women go into female only prisons

I was talking about after she is released.

Dear Paris
u had it coming *****
from some one who once downloaded your porn by mistake
stupid lime wire

Originally posted by simonrob123
Dear Paris
u had it coming *****
from some one who once downloaded your porn by mistake
stupid lime wire

Yeah.

'Mistake'.

Dear Paris,

Have a CupCake.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Strangelove
Dear Paris,

Disregard Preston, please. He's a loony.

I hope you become someone's ***** in jail 131

Sincerely,
Strangelove Dear Paris

i agree with the glove

Dear Paris, Mr. GRUM is on Strange Glove's acid.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Yeah.

'Mistake'.
yeah i was looking foe red vs blue seson 4
u try it