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Yes, I know the joke is in bad taste, blame Les yeux clos, she said it first.

Anyways, yes...the only local mortuary burned down today, they are thinking it's an arson fire. The Las Vegas news didn't know anything about it, so mom emailed News 13 (sorry Tired Hiker, mom would rather watch ABC) and they asked if we could take some pictures for them. Since I'm the family photographer I snapped some pictures which may air on the news in the next 30 minutes.

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/1508/fire1sj9.jpg
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/4517/fire2ij0.jpg
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8140/fire3dh4.jpg
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6125/fire4ti6.jpg
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9430/fire5pt6.jpg

wooo, cremations ftw...no pesky coffin purchases

That looks like a spa I've been to lol

So are they on the news yet? shock

Originally posted by Naz
So are they on the news yet? shock

Not yet. shock

Originally posted by silver_tears
That looks like a spa I've been to lol

You spa...with the dead?

Originally posted by silver_tears
That looks like a spa I've been to lol ew..necrophilia

That would suck to get ashes that are mixed with other bodies ><

Originally posted by RaventheOnly
That would suck to get ashes that are mixed with other bodies ><

How would you know though? detective

It would suck to get ashes from the building instead of your loved one.

This made me sorta laugh.

Haha! Just saw them on the news! w00t

I'm a photojournalist now. 131

Just because you can take photos doesn't make you Peter Parker. You got to have the web shooters and, of course, Spidey sense. 131wank

Originally posted by Kram3r
Just because you can take photos doesn't make you Peter Parker. You got to have the web shooters and, of course, Spidey sense. 131wank

I already has teh Spidey Sense. 131wank

These are the two they used in the broadcast:

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9430/fire5pt6.jpg
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6125/fire4ti6.jpg

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/4746/firenews2qa8.jpg
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/4240/firenews1nj8.jpg

You get paid? 131

Originally posted by Strangelove
You get paid? 131

First one's free. 131 Just like blowjobs.

Originally posted by Tattoo
First one's free. 131 Just like blowjobs. I see hmm

Yes, you do. hmm

Teehee.....blowjobs vin

Originally posted by Strangelove
Teehee.....blowjobs vin

Yeah, the kinds like involve penises.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Yeah, the kinds like involve penises. There are other kinds? ermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
There are other kinds? ermm

Blowing into a straw as a career, a blowjob.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Blowing into a straw as a career, a blowjob. shock you have opened my eyes

Originally posted by Tattoo
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/4746/firenews2qa8.jpg
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/4240/firenews1nj8.jpg