Bardock42 = Funniest KMC member.
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Kram3r
Ok, so Bardock42 and I were trying to figure out how to call each other and I couldn't figure it out over here (I think it's my craptastic cell phone that doesn't work) so he ended up calling me. Anyway we were talking and I was pissing myself at his jokes (seriously, he's f*cking hilarious) and I was like "Dude, you got to ask my sister if she'll suck your dick" and he was like "Ok, I can do that.". So I ended up getting my sister and I went "Hey Vic, this guy from Germany wants to talk to you." and she replied with "Ok...". So she spoke softly and sort of slowish (I think she thought his English wasn't good; it's actually better than her's) and she probably thought he sounded cute.
So they were having a normal conversation for like 30 seconds and my sister pauses and says "Would I like to what?!" (she thought he said "Tuck in my top" as in shirt). Bardock42 repeated it and she was like "Ummm..no!".
My sister's reaction was f*cking priceless. Her eyes like went sideways and her jaw slightly dropped and she looked confused like as in "did I hear him right?". I was quickly handed back the phone with my sister saying "Your friend is a retard.".
Mišt
Those Germans....13roll
Council#13
I can't believe he did that.
And I can't believe you let him.
Captain Maynard
Bardock < Cheetah Girl 313
lord xyz
That's been done at my school. yawn
Tattoo
Originally posted by Kram3r
I know they're sex. 131wank
I not only let him, I ASKED him.
Yeah, that's better. 131
Will your sister su..........never mind.
Captain Maynard
Originally posted by Kram3r
I know they're sex. 131wank
I not only let him, I ASKED him.
Yeah, that's better. 131 N3g.
lord xyz
Originally posted by Kram3r
I not only let him, I ASKED him.
Then you're the funny one. Bardock was just being strange, which he's very good at.
lord xyz
Originally posted by Sanctuary
ermm
You're like "Aren't I enough?"
SpartanII
Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah, that's better. 131
ooh, burn.
lord xyz
Originally posted by SpartanII
ooh, burn. I object. His reply spoilt it.
Sanctuary
Originally posted by lord xyz
You're like "Aren't I enough?"
Oh yeah, that's exactly what I'm like.
Idiot.
lord xyz
Originally posted by Sanctuary
Oh yeah, that's exactly what I'm like.
Idiot. Woah, that was just my impression from your post. You don't have to call me an idiot.
Sanctuary
Originally posted by lord xyz
Woah, that was just my impression from your post. You don't have to call me an idiot.
I do when you're being one.
Kram3r
Originally posted by lord xyz
That's been done at my school. yawn
Yeah, but your's lacked Bardock42. Hence, it fails.
Originally posted by Sanctuary
ermm
Sorry, hella funny though. If it makes you feel better my sister is a ***** and deserved it.
Originally posted by Tattoo
Will your sister su..........never mind.
hmm...
Maybe. srug
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
N3g.
P0s.
Originally posted by lord xyz
Then you're the funny one. Bardock was just being strange, which he's very good at.
No, seriously, Bardock is hella funny. I will buy his comedy album.
BobbyD
Bardock's a good guy. ....touch sly, witty, intelligent.
lord xyz
Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah, but your's lacked Bardock42. Hence, it fails.
Sorry, hella funny though. If it makes you feel better my sister is a ***** and deserved it.
hmm...
Maybe. srug
P0s.
No, seriously, Bardock is hella funny. I will buy his comedy album. Okay. Good luck with that.
Captain Maynard
Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah, but your's lacked Bardock42. Hence, it fails.
Sorry, hella funny though. If it makes you feel better my sister is a ***** and deserved it.
hmm...
Maybe. srug
P0s.
No, seriously, Bardock is hella funny. I will buy his comedy album. Okay.
Sanctuary
Originally posted by Kram3r
If it makes you feel better my sister is a ***** and deserved it.
Doesn't. ermm
Kram3r
Originally posted by Sanctuary
Doesn't. ermm
Dang! Well...um...did you know Bardock42 totally has the hots for you?! oh
Robtard
Your sister has been tainted... better kill her before she "turns".
Kram3r
Originally posted by Robtard
Your sister has been tainted... better kill her before she "turns".
I should just kill her for being her. srug
JacopeX
Much better.
Barker
Maybe if it were "Bardock42 = ONE OF THE Funniest KMC members."
Pwnt.
Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Maybe if it were "Bardock42 = ONE OF THE Funniest KMC members."
Pwnt.
ur ingerish pwnt his. haermm
Barker
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