Worlds Funniest Joke

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Raz
laughing out loud Not bad for a psychiatrist!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2297365.stm

finti
laughing out loud must be swedish hunters

Fire
hehe not bad smile

mah
still, not sure if it really is the worlds funniest

queeq
Lovely.

Dim
Yeah..how do you evalute that..

queeq
Just pick the one people laugh the loudest at.

Raz
Heres a US-version of the joke:

Anyone else got a favorite joke?

Corran
The favourite Scottish one is funny too.

Ushgarak
Incidentally, trust the Americans to mess up this one... their geographical funniest joke was sabotaged.

Dexx
hehe..funny

mechmoggy
I think my all time fave is that old chestnut....

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This horse walks into a pub bar and the barman says......

"Why the long face?"

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Simple but funny. big grin

Very similar to this one too.....

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This grizzly bear walks into a pub bar and says, "Can I have a pint of beer and ................................................... a packet of crisps please?"

To which the barman replies, "Why the big paws?".

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mah
now *those* are great!

Corran
Man walks into a bar and says 'Ow'.

Lara
typically lame, but still amusing!

queeq
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Lara
You know Queeq! I can do that too, except better!
roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic)
so :b

finti
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Ireland, dissatisfied with both these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of the quivalent of a crate of Guinness they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Lara
laughing out loud laughing laughing out loud big grin smile

Corran
Now that is particularly funny.

Lara
for once corran, can you show some form of expression? roll eyes (sarcastic)

mah
he's too kewl for that you see

Lara
so he's fault less, in-human even?! *surprize crosses face*

Corran
stick out tongue

Lara
hey! I didnt mean poke your tounge out at me!

Corran
stick out tongue

Lara
ow! I can do that too! except better, and with class! stick out tongue stick out tongue stick out tongue stick out tongue stick out tongue stick out tongue stick out tongue stick out tongue stick out tongue stick out tongue

Corran
I like your tongue action. wink evil face stick out tongue evil face wink

Lara
.......*mumbles....*avage avaigo ifagot ifevon lipski!*

Corran
can't hear you you are mumbling.

Lara
*sings* everythings wrong with the world!

Corran
Too loud.

Lara
*whispers* everythings wrong with the world!

Mujaffa
What??? can't see what your typing stick out tongue stick out tongue stick out tongue smokin'

Mujaffa
<IMAGE REMOVED>

Raz
Sorry Mujaffa has to remove the image as its too gross for these forums. Remember kids surf these boards and its not something I would recommend them to view.

Mujaffa
ok sorry

Lara
thats it raz! you tell him! stick out tongue

yerssot
biggest joke started 18 years ago, named FM wink

keokiswahine
gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I missed the forbidden pic. late again, *sigh* stick out tongue stick out tongue sad mad evil face sick

yerssot
forbidden pic?

Lara
hey, hey, hey, now! pack it up yerss or you'll have a flying lesson free of charge! stick out tongue

mah
whats the flight destination?

yerssot
I repeat myself...

which forbidden pic, Kay?

mah
the one joke pic mujaffa posted that raz took away

yerssot
ah, gotcha, think I already saw it on the forum once

Lara
flight destination: outta this universe

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