Worlds Funniest Joke
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Raz
Not bad for a psychiatrist!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2297365.stm
finti
must be swedish hunters
Fire
hehe not bad
mah
still, not sure if it really is the worlds funniest
Dim
Yeah..how do you evalute that..
queeq
Just pick the one people laugh the loudest at.
Raz
Heres a US-version of the joke:
Anyone else got a favorite joke?
Corran
The favourite Scottish one is funny too.
Ushgarak
Incidentally, trust the Americans to mess up this one... their geographical funniest joke was sabotaged.
mechmoggy
I think my all time fave is that old chestnut....
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This horse walks into a pub bar and the barman says......
"Why the long face?"
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Simple but funny.
Very similar to this one too.....
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This grizzly bear walks into a pub bar and says, "Can I have a pint of beer and ................................................... a packet of crisps please?"
To which the barman replies, "Why the big paws?".
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mah
now *those* are great!
Corran
Man walks into a bar and says 'Ow'.
Lara
typically lame, but still amusing!
finti
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Ireland, dissatisfied with both these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of the quivalent of a crate of Guinness they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
Corran
Now that is particularly funny.
Lara
for once corran, can you show some form of expression?
mah
he's too kewl for that you see
Lara
so he's fault less, in-human even?! *surprize crosses face*
Lara
hey! I didnt mean poke your tounge out at me!
Lara
.......*mumbles....*avage avaigo ifagot ifevon lipski!*
Corran
can't hear you you are mumbling.
Lara
*sings* everythings wrong with the world!
Lara
*whispers* everythings wrong with the world!
Mujaffa
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Raz
Sorry Mujaffa has to remove the image as its too gross for these forums. Remember kids surf these boards and its not something I would recommend them to view.
Lara
thats it raz! you tell him!
yerssot
biggest joke started 18 years ago, named FM
Lara
hey, hey, hey, now! pack it up yerss or you'll have a flying lesson free of charge!
mah
whats the flight destination?
yerssot
I repeat myself...
which forbidden pic, Kay?
mah
the one joke pic mujaffa posted that raz took away
yerssot
ah, gotcha, think I already saw it on the forum once
Lara
flight destination: outta this universe
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