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This can be the official lame joke thread.


I'll start us off


Ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the ground?

Well, Well, Well....

Did you ever hear about that guy JacopeX?

They say he's a try hard...get it? Nah, neither do I.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Did you ever hear about that guy JacopeX?

They say he's a try hard...get it? Nah, neither do I. Yea, that was lame because im nothing like that.

Why did Jacope cross the road?

Because KMC was bashin's him lawlz

Here's my lame joke:



"Jacope"



Couldn't help it. 131

lol pwnt.


13

I always thought it was Jascope.

How many Jacope X does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they think the bulbs are soccer balls, lawlz. That or they don't know how to SCREW one in. 131wank haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
How many Jacope X does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they think the bulbs are soccer balls, lawlz. That or they don't know how to SCREW one in. 131wank haermm

The real answer...

None, because Jacope's never screw anything, especially in a light bulb.

How many Barker's does it take to update a story?31
















None crylaugh

How many Mist's does it take to derail a thread? 31

























One. crylaugh

How many people does it take to start the "How many" jokes trend in a shit thread?






















One, Kram3r. crylaugh

19

13

Why did Kram3r come to Adelaide?


















To get better girls haermm

Originally posted by Barker
19

13

Not funny 19

Yes. 14

How many grown ass 14 year olds are gangsta?












None!

How many KMC members does it take to start bashing someone for no reason at all?








Counting....




































































7.

Mist lives in some unfounded village called Adelaide, everyone go rape him. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Yes. 14


How many Barker's does it take to Barker a Barker?














Barkers crylaugh

Originally posted by Kram3r
Why did Mist come to Sydney?








To see what woman look like. haermm

If you're all they have to offer Ill be right at homehaermm

Originally posted by Barker
Mist lives in some unfounded village called Adelaide, everyone go rape him. haermm

Barker lives in a pineapple under the sea, everyone go squarepants him haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Mist lives in some unfounded village called Adelaide, everyone go rape him. haermm

Adelaide aka loserville, population: 1, Mist haermm

How many Mist's does it take to Barker a Kram3r?!


























































Tattoo!

why dont chickens wear pants?

Man walks into a bar. He says "Ow"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why dont chickens wear pants?
because their pecker is on their head.

mIST CAN'T WALK.

NOW DATS LAME

Barker's avy is actually a self portrait.

Why are pirates pirates?






























Because they "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

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haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
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haermm

What's brown and sticky?































A stick.

Originally posted by Kram3r
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haermm
OH YOU. haermm

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why can't Rapunzel win at basketball?

Because the King rules the court!


Ghey Go-Gurt jokes.

A paper bag goes to the doctors for an examination, and is told to come back
one week later for the results. Sure enough, he returns, and the
doctor says "I've got some rather serious news for you"
"What is it?", asks the bag.
"Well, the thing is, you've got Hepatitis B."
"How can that be?", he asks,"I've never been near any infected blood."
"Well", replies the doctor, "your mother must have been a carrier.