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So like...I got this girls number, I found out she's single, I asked if she wanted to do something next weekend and she said yes...we spoke for a while...then we both had to go so said bye to one another...but I dunno if this counts as a date or not...I kinda like this girl and I think and hope she feels the same towards me

Originally posted by steverules
So like...I got this girls number, I found out she's single, I asked if she wanted to do something next weekend and she said yes...we spoke for a while...then we both had to go so said bye to one another...but I dunno if this counts as a date or not...I kinda like this girl and I think and hope she feels the same towards me

If you score her number, she's single and you ask her out to go do something then I would say it's 95% a date, 5% that she thinks you will go out for fun as friends.

Oh cool, the percentage is in my favor...I dunno what to do on a first date

It's a date, pat yourself on the back.

Originally posted by steverules
Oh cool, the percentage is in my favor...I dunno what to do on a first date

The old standby of going to the movies...or you can try this one if you have a good sense of humor:

Go to a very public place and you and her sit there and make up stories for the various people walking by. Point out their nuances that make them stick out from everyone else. Quite fun to do when you both get in on it.

Being a girl myself...
I'd look at it as a date!
hug

Good job for putting yourself out there!

It was actually really easy, like I find it hard usually...I'm really pleased that I actually have a date next weekend, I mean I need to call her or text her first

Originally posted by steverules
It was actually really easy, like I find it hard usually...I'm really pleased that I actually have a date next weekend, I mean I need to call her or text her first

Don't seem too eager!

Why do you tell us these things? hmm

Originally posted by steverules
It was actually really easy, like I find it hard usually...I'm really pleased that I actually have a date next weekend, I mean I need to call her or text her first
Hope the call isn't dropped, or you'll end up like that guy on that one commercial. haermm

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lol barker

Originally posted by steverules
So like...I got this girls number, I found out she's single, I asked if she wanted to do something next weekend and she said yes...we spoke for a while...then we both had to go so said bye to one another...but I dunno if this counts as a date or not...I kinda like this girl and I think and hope she feels the same towards me

you should probably get to know her better before you have a "date"
just my opinion...

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Why do you tell us these things? hmm

^
Why's this news worthy?

Er... Good luck? srug

Originally posted by Tattoo
Go to a very public place and you and her sit there and make up stories for the various people walking by. Point out their nuances that make them stick out from everyone else. Quite fun to do when you both get in on it.

now that sounds like my idea of a date..

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
now that sounds like my idea of a date..

Win! w00t

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Why do you tell us these things? hmm

So dateless losers like you feel jealous hmm

Originally posted by Tattoo
Win! w00t

You stole that from Annie Hall. ermm

Don't go to the movies, that's not a good place to get any conversation going which is where you score the most points. Dinner + something other than movies.

Go to the worst movie possible and request that they bump up the volume a little, and don't buy any food or anything..

Put your dick in the popcorn bucket at the theater.....wait no......that's a bad idea.

Just make sure you buy her some Gummi Bears. 131

Screw movies and dinner, do something fun like go karts or something srug

Irene liked it when I did that. 13jockey

Originally posted by Barker
Irene liked it when I did that. 13jockey

She got more than popcorn butter on her hands that night. 13jockey

Originally posted by Barker
Go to the worst movie possible and request that they bump up the volume a little, and don't buy any food or anything..

Write her HP fanfic, then only give her one update..haermmjockey

Originally posted by Kram3r
I can see you've been on a lot of dates. 131wank

Ya I haf. 13jockey

But lately I've been in a drought. haermm

No pussy lately for Roland
No pussy lately for Roland
No pussy lately for Roland
That really sucks!

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, if you want a BJ. haermm

Then promise to update every weekend so she becomes desperate and phucks you, good idea Barker! haermmjockey

Originally posted by Barker
*licked. 131


That one was a little bad.

It's cool. 13jockey

Originally posted by Barker
dint say "Barker" on it. herbcry

Soz.

laughcry

Oh noes, Irene entered the thread. Now you're in trouble. haermm

No worries, I have some BJs to get to, I shan't be around long. 313

Yeah, I got some BJs to...wait. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah, I got some BJs to...wait. haermm

For what, a bus? haermm

You said shan't. 13


Loser. 31

I also say tis in real life. vin

I say ****. thorinnsrug

*** for tat? srug

Your *** for my tat? vin

Since when do you have any tats? vin

It was innuendo for the cock. vin

Fail. 13jockey

I can't believe you can put the C word in here. 13

Oh and I have a dragon on my shoulder.

Charizard? shock

I said a dragon, not a gay pokemon.

Pokemonz are metro *****. mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Pokemonz are metro *****. mhm They're homosexickle. mhm

That was a mildly disturbing visual I just got.

I hate Pokemon.

Hold me, I'll feel better. herbcry

Nah, you always touch my boobs when I do. herbcry

I'll touch your ass then. herbcry

Both hands? herbcry

well you do have two cheeks. herbcry

Way to be insensitive about my accident jerk. herbcry

You mean you only want one ass cheek? herbcry

I have 1.5 myself. weep

good for you have fun on that date