Who is the most unlucky person in comic hystory?

Ok so you know in comics bad things happen to people all the time like in real life...

-A guy in a bat suite that get's his back broken ...

-Or you're last name is Jackson and you look like something out a Stephen King book and o you're a pedofile..while 20 years ago you where tha sh*t..

-You're a man of steel and you get killed by a monkey like alien from you're home planet...

-You're living in a country where Bush is in charge..

-Or when you discover that you're girlfriend smoked all the chronic...

Those are some little things that really could **** up a man's day but life in comics is a bit harder...
The day a clown beats up someone with a crowbar or worst you...
Then you know it's time to move to Mars aka Canada...

But anyways who do you think is the most unlucky person in comics?

Discus!!!

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Originally posted by Aqua-pimp

-You're living in a country where Bush is in charge..
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Originally posted by lando005
Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MrImmortal

Joker.

MrImmortal

Why mister Immortal?

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Ugly John.

1. Mutant power is three ugly faces

2. Gets beaten by sentinel

3. Gets his knee caps shot when the x-men "rescue" him

4. Gets barbecued

5. Gets mercy-killed by cyclops

hulk

has a psycho dad who kills his mom

gets turned into a monster which he cant controll

suppose to have unlimited potential but is a earth hero and not even thought of as top tier

he's a monster yet his cousen gets an easier life and she has her own lawfirm

he looks like heck while his cuz looks like a model

finds out that in the future he may be responcible for nearly all the heros of earth and also he has to know he might be a dictator

hunted by his ex's dad

cant even be with his gf

gets launched into space by his supposid buddies in arms

instead of landing in a peaceful planet he lands on a planet where he becomes a slave has to fight his own buddie the surfer

when he finally takes over and free's everyone the ship he was sent there on explodes kills the guys wife and kid and the worst thing is the kid aint even born wow thats messed up on a new level of messed up.....ness

hulk again he's a scientist but has to live out most of his life as a nanterthal

Rhino.

He seems to get so unlucky, he defeats himself regularly

Martian Manhunter crushes all of their pathetic "problems"

Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Why mister Immortal?

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Because he knows that everyone and everything he has ever loved will die or be destroyed and he will be left with nothing as the hellfire of the universe's destruction consumes him.

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Martian manhunter has that too.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Martian manhunter has that too.

Not really. J'onn could be killed at some point.

Only if they obliterated every atom,and destroyed his consciousness.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Only if they obliterated every atom,and destroyed his consciousness.

Yeah. With the kinds of enemies that J'onn fights that's far from impossible.

MrImmortal knows for an absolute fact that nothing will ever kill him and he will without any doubt out live everything in the universe and lose everything he ever loved.

If Mr immortal had his consciosness destroyed he'd forever be a vegetable.So it's a tie.

Jonn has already lost his entire race,almost been killed by his own cousins,klost the second love of his life,and it turns out that the only other member of his race is a female who despises him.

Right now he's pwningMr immortal.

I'm a little old school.

I'll go with Cobra Commander.

He would come up with differnt a plan 5 times a week for years on end, and never won a thing. His army couldn't shoot straight.

He was eventually replaced by a guy who dressed up in one-piece snake pajama set.

Ryoga Hibiki

The girl he loves dont want him
His rival always bestes him
He is always lsot
He turns into a pig when sprayed with cold water
He is a nice person, but always gets provoked