If you HAD to be eaten alive.....

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Rogue Jedi
What creature would you choose to do the honors?

BackFire
I refuse to answer this on account that it's terrifying.

Röland
None.

Rogue Jedi
you have to answer.

Alpha Centauri
Whale, just seems less painful.

-AC

TOH
A parrot? 13

BackFire
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Whale, just seems less painful.

-AC

Really?

The whale would just swallow you whole, and you'd just sit in his stomach being digested slowly.

That would suck.

Queer.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Whale, just seems less painful.

-AC
I pick the Bear. If it is a shark or whale, you are in the water, flailing about, no chance there. Against a bear, you can run around and look like an idiot before you die.

Alpha Centauri
Why would you want to do that?

Why would you choose to not only be killed by two of the most viciously powerful animals ever, but to make it last?

Crazy foo'.

-AC

Vinny Valentine
Backfire.

Or, the Pussy-Teethed Dinosaur.

Sorgo X
A Human.

BackFire
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Backfire.

You don't want that.

I start with the dick, and work my way up.

AC loves it, though.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by BackFire
You don't want that.

I start with the dick, and work my way up.

AC loves it, though.

Who says I wouldn't like it?

BackFire
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Who says I wouldn't like it?


I.....don't know....

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Why would you want to do that?

Why would you choose to not only be killed by two of the most viciously powerful animals ever, but to make it last?

Crazy foo'.

-AC
Look here, Mr. T, laughing out loud ....I am just saying that it'd be easier to put up a fight while on solid ground.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by BackFire
I.....don't know....

Bring it on.

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Look here, Mr. T, laughing out loud ....I am just saying that it'd be easier to put up a fight while on solid ground.

Why would you put up a fight though? I thought the idea was that you had to be eaten alive.

-AC

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Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Why would you put up a fight though? I thought the idea was that you had to be eaten alive.

-AC
maybe I should have worded it this way: "If you had to face one of these beasts and the possibility of being eaten alive was there, which would you pick?"

BackFire
Oh, I'd pick a lion in that case.

I think I could take a lion.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by BackFire
Oh, I'd pick a lion in that case.

I think I could take a lion.
no....no you couldn't.

Alpha Centauri
Whale.

Divers swim with whales and can avoid them.

If you get into a fight with a bear or a shark, it's usually ending one way.

-AC

BackFire
They're cats.

Cats are pussies.

(Hehe)

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Whale.

Divers swim with whales and can avoid them.

If you get into a fight with a bear or a shark, it's usually ending one way.

-AC
but you can run from a Bear. You can hide in a tree.

Ambience
Shark, because chances are, with all those jagged teeth you'll loose alot of blood. See yourself ripped open and go into shock. stick out tongue

Then you'll barely feel a thing!
eek!

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Ambience
Shark, because chances are, with all those jagged teeth you'll loose alot of blood. See yourself ripped open and go into shock. stick out tongue

Then you'll barely feel a thing!
eek!
oh, that changes my mind. roll eyes (sarcastic)

DarkC
Whale....at least I stand a remote chance of punching my way out.



Anyone ever read MEG: Primal Waters?

Rogue Jedi
you ever punch a whale?

Ambience
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
but you can run from a Bear. You can hide in a tree.

But most bears can climb o_O

Barker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you ever punch a whale?
laughing out loud

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Barker
laughing out loud
thats what I am saying.

dave_kodak
"Grizzly Bear".
Reasons - He or She would smack me in the face with one of the paws, and knock me all of the **** out.
He or She would Take large Bites, and wouldnt need to chew Too much.
He or She would also happen to eat me with a nice good wine, a smooth jazz Cd and another bear.

Thats what i think. And nobody cares....

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dave_kodak
"Grizzly Bear".
Reasons - He or She would smack me in the face with one of the paws, and knock me all of the **** out.
He or She would Take large Bites, and wouldnt need to chew Too much.
He or She would also happen to eat me with a nice good wine, a smooth jazz Cd and another bear.

Thats what i think. And nobody cares....
I care......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Burnt Pancakes
Well, I pick a flea.

He would be eating me "forever", and I would care less.

Leo.M
Whale.

Impediment
The lion would bite down on your neck and suffocate you. That, or puncture your jugular vein and you bleed to death.

Then again, if a shark pulled you underwater and proceeded to eat you, there's a good chance you'd drown in the ensuing struggle from fright/terror and you wouldn't feel it.

A whale would digest you slowly, like a sarlaac. **** that shit.

A grizzly would maul you painfully and then make you it's b!tch.


I'd go with a lion.

Rogue Jedi
I'd go with this

http://usera.imagecave.com/roguejedi/hotbitches/vdsvd.bmp-copy.jpg

Strangelove
Whale droolio























Don't ask why I added a droolio





ermm

Rogue Jedi
free willy? nah......I am gonna stick with this:Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd go with this

http://usera.imagecave.com/roguejedi/hotbitches/vdsvd.bmp-copy.jpg

DigiMark007
No one saying human?

I'd choose someone that I want to be emotionally scarred from eating me, then remain perfectly silent and at peace while it happened.

Joe K
Id probably be laughing while being swallowed by a whale, mostly because how could have not seen this massive thing before I even got near it lol.

Captain Maynard
A fat kid, I could just outrun him.

Joe K
What if he starts throwing big macs at you?

JaehSkywalker
i don't think a whale can swallow anyone in the real world.. erm

i'd like to be eaten by a rock. no expression

PiruBlood
ill cover myself with posion and have rosie o donnel eat me. i here once in a wile she likes cocks so

BobbyD
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What creature would you choose to do the honors?

I would choose a lion. ...woudl do it the quickest. ...snap my neck, and goodbye. The others (grizzly and shark) would pick you apart. Depending on what kind of whale. You might get crushed to death, instead of actually bitten in two.

WrathfulDwarf
A Whale?

Pfft! You people have ZERO imagination.




I'd go for a T-Rex (besides they're extinct....WOOt!)

One Bite and it's over. 313

Mišt
A giraffe, cause its the only animal big enough to swallow my penis leg. lookaround

Alpha Centauri
Milla Jov..vovovivch whatever her name is, doesn't count.

-AC

Joe K
I wanna see a whale do the free wheely move over a fat guy

RaventheOnly
What kinda whale? confused is it like a Balien that has no teeth and just a series of sifting membranes in its mouth or a small Orca? stick out tongue

Joe K
A FAT WHALE WITH THE BLOW HOLE THING! mad

RaventheOnly
They are all fat stick out tongue

Joe K
THERE!....but yeah...imagine a fat like lets say...500 pound man in a baby raft flating eating a big mac, and the monster jumps out of the water on top of him....then 5 minutes later they come out having butseckz! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! msn-wink

RaventheOnly
blink

Joe K
Ew...droolio

RaventheOnly
Confuselled :P

Joe K
lol, w/e....Think of being eaten by an old woman with no teeth

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