Plumber's Crack

Started by Schecter1 pages

Plumber's Crack

i dont know, maybe its the current state of the fasion industry (low cut jeans and all) but i see a lot of women exposing full plumbers crack when sitting down. one girl at work, is sitting on the floor with full-blown plumbers crack...she's really hot too...and i'd love to see her bare ass....but not like this 😂

should i tell her?

yeah

Dont just straight up tell her, give her a hint like...pour some water down the crack...or put a quarter in there! ahahahahahaha 😂

NO. Enjoy the view

What if she got skid marks!!

Originally posted by Secretus
NO. Enjoy the view

but its not flattering imho.

KMC is getting boring.

Originally posted by Marko
KMC is getting boring.
indeed it is.

Hmm?

Take a picture. vin

Barker would want it haermm

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Take a picture. vin

Barker would want it haermm

well, she's long since gotten up...and i doubt i could have pulled that off with effective subterfuge 😛

🙄

Originally posted by Schecter
well, she's long since gotten up...and i doubt i could have pulled that off with effective subterfuge 😛
I guess you'll have to infiltrate the ladies room haermm

ermm

Spank her or something.

If that's lacking subterfuge for you, shoot a pretend gun at her with your fingers and wink.

Being more outright, I'd probably just walk up to her and say quietly, "Hey, cutie, your crack's showing."

Re: Plumber's Crack

Originally posted by Schecter
i dont know, maybe its the current state of the fasion industry (low cut jeans and all) but i see a lot of women exposing full plumbers crack when sitting down. one girl at work, is sitting on the floor with full-blown plumbers crack...she's really hot too...and i'd love to see her bare ass....but not like this 😂

should i tell her?

Oh yeah, by all means. Then drop an ice cube down her jeans for good measure. 😛

Tell her her crack is showing...then put a shitload of whipped cream down there haermm

or i could just whip out my junk, grab her by the belt loop and anally penetrate her.

"um, excuse me...you seem to have something in your anus"

Originally posted by Schecter
or i could just whip out my junk, grab her by the belt loop and anally penetrate her.

"um, excuse me...you seem to have something in your anus"

when she asks what it is, tell her its a secret admirer haermm

Originally posted by Schecter
or i could just whip out my junk, grab her by the belt loop and anally penetrate her.

"um, excuse me...you seem to have something in your anus"

I'd buy that for a dollar