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i saunter over and then slip into the very lovely and perfectly hot hot tub.

the lifeguard dude struts over. "i'm sorry mam, 16 and above only"

" but i'm way over 16."

*squinty eyed scruinizing begins on his part* "nu-uh."

*all smiles* " i promise you, i am."

he shrugs and gives me an unbeliaving stare before walking off.





ahh tales of a petite girl.
*shakes head*

bahahahysterical

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i saunter over and then slip into the very lovely and perfectly hot hot tub.

the lifeguard dude struts over. "i'm sorry mam, 16 and above only"

" but i'm way over 16."

*squinty eyed scruinizing begins on his part* "nu-uh."

*all smiles* " i promise you, i am."

he shrugs and gives me an unbeliaving stare before walking off.





ahh tales of a petite girl.
*shakes head* How old are you?

hehe

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i saunter over and then slip into the very lovely and perfectly hot hot tub.

the lifeguard dude struts over. "i'm sorry mam, 16 and above only"

" but i'm way over 16."

*squinty eyed scruinizing begins on his part* "nu-uh."

*all smiles* " i promise you, i am."

he shrugs and gives me an unbeliaving stare before walking off.





ahh tales of a petite girl.
*shakes head*

Hehe, he thinks you're a little kid.

Originally posted by Bardock42
How old are you?

20.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
20. Holy shit, I would have thought you were 16 too. shock

Yeah.

You've posted pics before.

Unless that wasn't you. 13

Originally posted by Tattoo
Dark almond shaped eyes, down turned nose, thin-ish lips and dark hair. That's our Punky.



photographic memory i hope?

Originally posted by Tattoo
Dark almond shaped eyes, down turned nose, thin-ish lips and dark hair. That's our Punky. Details much? 31Originally posted by Punkyhermy
no. that was me.

but yeah..i must be very young looking if people over the internet say that too... Nothing wrong with looking young.

And you do look 16.


I wonder how old or young I look? hmm

Mmm, hot tub Punky...

Some people think I'm eighteen when I doll myself up. o_O
Honestly.
Creepiest thing is when somebody 9 years older then you attempts to hit on you.

Hot.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy


photographic memory i hope?

I stalk you. shock

I get asked for ID everytime I go to the movies. But then again I'm 5'3". 13jockey

Originally posted by Tattoo
I stalk you. shock



not you too.bored

I'm only 5'4.
D:

Originally posted by Punkyhermy


not you too.bored

What's wrong with me? psycho

Originally posted by Tattoo
You're only 5'3"? How old are you?

19.

Originally posted by Tattoo
What's wrong with me? psycho

what isn't wrong with you?
pinch

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
omg. that one time i went to see 300 but i left my ID at home.

"i swear i'm 20 and i go to college!"

didn't work

I went to see Children of Men and it took me 10 mins to get in because they called the manager down to look at my ID.

Originally posted by Barker
...

I'm a foot taller than you.

You pwn me.

I'm only 5'0...

Originally posted by Ambience
No offense.
But damn.
o_O

I don't mind, I'm used to it.

Originally posted by Tattoo
shock I was 5'5" at age 14. ermm By the time I was 15 I was 6'2", now I'm 6'4".

I am the Dwarf of KMC!!!!!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
what isn't wrong with you?
pinch

...thanks. cry

Originally posted by Scythe
I'm only 5'0...

*cough* wheelchair *cough*

Originally posted by Scythe
I'm only 5'0...

but uz got a sexxy goat mask tu make up for itt,
vin

And I'll remain 5'0... Damn you Ken...

Originally posted by Tattoo
I wonder if we actually do have any little people who post here. hmm

You should make a thread requesting them to post pictures.

Originally posted by Ambience
We can be KMC's short buddies!


Sweet!

Originally posted by Scythe
And I'll remain 5'0... Damn you Ken...

mwahaha

Originally posted by Scythe
And I'll remain 5'0... Damn you Ken...

i'm around a mere 5 feet too.


with heels on i can be up till 5'2- 5'4 tho.naughty

Originally posted by Tattoo
Nah, I don't want to sound Politically Incorrect.

Good point.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i'm around a mere 5 feet too.


with heels on i can be up till 5'2- 5'4 tho.naughty



You know...I like 'em short.

Originally posted by Scythe
No dude, that's my standing up height. In my wheelchairv I'm about 4'3.

My bad....wait....did I miss something?

Oh and weren't you supposed to put on a baby-eating show on my roof?

Originally posted by Tattoo
You know...I like 'em short.

from the looks of it, many of the male specimen do.

So that makes me shorter then Roland. Ha!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
from the looks of it, many of the male specimen do.

Then again...to me almost any woman is short. If I met a woman taller than me I'd be scared. 313

I have met a woman the same height as me, she lives in our town and she used to play in the WNBA.

Originally posted by Ambience
And we can bump chests and have a secret handshake!


Bump chests eh? shifty

Originally posted by Scythe
So that makes me shorter then Roland. Ha!

You win Scythe! *runs away crying*

Originally posted by Ambience
Yea.
Becuz teh real mens do itt.
vin

I can't wait for our first chest bump. vin

Originally posted by Tattoo
Then again...to me almost any woman is short. If I met a woman taller than me I'd be scared. 313

I have met a woman the same height as me, she lives in our town and she used to play in the WNBA.

wow how tall are you again?

well i like'em tall. but similarly everyone of the opposite sex conviniently is. so.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
wow how tall are you again?

well i like'em tall. but similarly everyone of the opposite sex conviniently is. so.

6'4" 131

So...you like lots.

Originally posted by Scythe
Face it! I'm the shortest!

Mmm, roof-baby...

I bought some Dijon Honey Mustard for the show.

Originally posted by Tattoo
6'4" 131

So...you like lots.

wow. you are a foot and then some more taller than me.

i like more than i can get a hold of.

This thread is turning sexual. haermm

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
wow. you are a foot and then some more taller than me.

i like more than i can get a hold of.

Yeah, I think I'm too tall.

Well there's lots to get your hands on still.

Originally posted by Tattoo
I blame it on Scythe and his baby eating.

He has a large part in it.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
welcome to the killermovies off topic forum hon/



Every thread I go into turns sexual, it must be the sexiness that shines off me. haermm

Originally posted by Tattoo
Yeah, I think I'm too tall.

Well there's lots to get your hands on still.

meh...thats bull. many a boys would love to be just tall enough. the grass is always greener.

ah but not enough time .

Originally posted by Tattoo
Quite possibly. 131

13jockey

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
meh...thats bull. many a boys would love to be just tall enough. the grass is always greener.

ah but not enough time .

It actually presents back problems for me, I tend to bend down to hear quiet people talk and now my back is always sore. It is an intimidating height though.

You have more than enough time for fun though.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
tsk.tsk. whatever shall we do with the oozed off sexiness?



meh. kmc is a playground for virtual horn-all.


That whole post made me laugh.

Originally posted by Tattoo
It actually presents back problems for me, I tend to bend down to hear quiet people talk and now my back is always sore. It is an intimidating height though.

You have more than enough time for fun though.

hm...yeah i can see that. but i've never met a man i thought too tall. so enjoy your wholeness sah.

i would have to make do with hands too slender and small then i guess.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
hm...yeah i can see that. but i've never met a man i thought too tall. so enjoy your wholeness sah.

i would have to make do with hands too slender and small then i guess.

*revels in his wholeness*

Guess so. There is a lot you can do with those hands which can be considered...fun.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
haha.



It was a good, funny post. Be proud of it.

Originally posted by Tattoo
*revels in his wholeness*

Guess so. There is a lot you can do with those hands which can be considered...fun.

when the time comes they shall see.

for now, they indulge in the everyday tasks of aiding my much too amazing existance in this lovely world of ours.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
when the time comes they shall see.

for now, they indulge in the everyday tasks of aiding my much too amazing existance in this lovely world of ours.

I'm sure there is many a guy who is waiting for that time.

Like taking pictures!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i balsk in its funniness.

13jockey

Originally posted by Tattoo
I'm sure there is many a guy who is waiting for that time.

Like taking pictures!

for good reason too.

i kid you not when i say that kid is gonna be hell of a lucky body of cells.

oh and aiding the green tea cup to my lips and typing away to virtual strangers

Originally posted by Punkyhermy


Look! A dancing banana! oh

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
for good reason too.

i kid you not when i say that kid is gonna be hell of a lucky body of cells.

oh and aiding the green tea cup to my lips and typing away to virtual strangers

I can vouch for that.

I'm sure he will be. dd

And also waving to friends or twiddling your fingers when fidgety.

i went to the movies a couple years ago and we saw an R rated movie, i was the only one who got carded and i was the only one above 17

Originally posted by Tattoo
I blame it on Scythe and his baby eating.

Aww, everything is my fault....

Mmmm, gettin' the blame...

Originally posted by Tattoo
I can vouch for that.

I'm sure he will be. dd

And also waving to friends or twiddling your fingers when fidgety.

smart man you are, dear sir.



haha. itching my nose all too often too.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i went to the movies a couple years ago and we saw an R rated movie, i was the only one who got carded and i was the only one above 17

haha.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
with matching shoes and gloves!!!!!



Can he entertain at my future child's birthday party?

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
smart man you are, dear sir.



haha. itching my nose all too often too.

So I've been told, m'lady.

Call me. ermm

Or running your hands through your hair when tired and studying too long and you just want to give up.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
he's all yours as long as myself is invited.

Ok I'll be sure to invite you both, he does magic balloon acts right?

Originally posted by Tattoo
So I've been told, m'lady.

Call me. ermm

Or running your hands through your hair when tired and studying too long and you just want to give up.

time and again i'm sure.

when?

or sitting there drumming against the cold table top listlessly while my mind pictures running them through someone's hair.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
time and again i'm sure.

when?

or sitting there drumming against the cold table top listlessly while my mind pictures running them through someone's hair.

Not really.

When that time comes. ermm

Or clicking the mouse button as you browse aimlessly through this addiction we call KMC.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
he's the entire package i assure you.

This guy sounds like a pro.

Originally posted by Scythe
Whoa whoa whoa, who said your future child's future isn't going to be a brief one?

You gotta allow me one child Scythe. ONE!

Originally posted by Tattoo
He's a hired killer on the weekdays. 131

Like Leon? 131

Originally posted by Tattoo
The Professional? Yes. 131

I knew that guy was a Cleaner, I had a hunch. 131

Originally posted by Tattoo
He also takes care of little Natalie Portman. 131

She was whiny in that movie. 131

Originally posted by Tattoo
I didn't care when I was young and first saw it...she was cute. Still is. 131

Great movie though, yeah she is a cute one. 131

Originally posted by Tattoo
Indeed it is. She even looked good with a shaved head. 131

The Spear's look was actually good on her, I was surprised. 131

Originally posted by Tattoo
Not really.

When that time comes. ermm

Or clicking the mouse button as you browse aimlessly through this addiction we call KMC.

maybe you don't indulge in smart man stuff too often

or. i could post and show off piccys of teh lucky man to all you fine strangers.

or scrubbing myself clean while bathing.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
maybe you don't indulge in smart man stuff too often

or. i could post and show off piccys of teh lucky man to all you fine strangers.

or scrubbing myself clean while bathing.

Don't say bathing. shock

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
yep.

baby ronald would be ecstatic.

If he isn't, I'm filing a complaint.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Don't say bathing. shock

i just did.

schmoll I read this thread, and I must say, for the record, I beat Rolly, and am KMC's resident short person at 5' 3/4". Thank you, thank you. Okay, proceed.

Originally posted by Naz
schmoll I read this thread, and I must say, for the record, I beat Rolly, and am KMC's resident short person at 5' 3/4". Thank you, thank you. Okay, proceed.

Whateva! mhm

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
you will nevah have to.



Excellent.

Originally posted by Naz
schmoll I read this thread, and I must say, for the record, I beat Rolly, and am KMC's resident short person at 5' 3/4". Thank you, thank you. Okay, proceed.



ahh...nazzy...nazzy...

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i just did.

Bathing means naked and wet and firefirefireph

Originally posted by Tattoo
Bathing means naked and wet and firefirefireph

my bad.

Originally posted by Naz
Yeah, you're just mad because i just stole your thunder. Mhm. *snap snap* diva

Hold your horses. Who said anything about thunder?

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
my bad.

Yeah...damn you. shakefist

Originally posted by Naz
I said somethin about thunder. All the thunder you had...mine now. diva

I never had thunder.....

Originally posted by Naz
Well...ermm I stole everything of yours. Ha.

Even my manhood? cry

Originally posted by Tattoo
Yeah...damn you. shakefist

Originally posted by Naz
You can only have it back if you can find it. I hid it.

Weirdo.

Who hides someones penis? TELL ME! oh

Originally posted by Naz
cry I'm insane, don't make fun of me.

Tell me where it is before it rots.

It has lint all over it.

Wash it off?

I guess I could.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy

Boioioioioioioioing?