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They fight

Spite.

I know Cap takes the majority, but spite is overdoing it

If we took away Caps shield, it would get interesting, through

Captain America 10/10

agreed

hulk is too slow and clumsy to keep up with cap

How could an author logically justify Cap winning against Hulk ... given they are both healthy etc. ?

Cap can paralyze Hulks nerves by simply touching him, and he dodged punches from Spidey, who is way faster than Hulk

I asked for LOGICAL reasons!!!

How a man with peak human strength is supposed to be able to deliver even the slightest amount of pressure on nerves who are under a skin that can withstand almost anything and muscle tissue that is durable and strong enough to lift almost anything, is beyond me. And even if, i wont start talking about squeezed nerves and regeneration
I also won't even start arguing about a fight between an admittedly extremely experienced but nonetheless "normal" peak human and a man whose reflexes are supposed to be fifteen times faster than that of a peak human and supported by an early warning system that lets him dodge bullets...

Originally posted by wannabe
I asked for LOGICAL reasons!!!

How a man with peak human strength is supposed to be able to deliver even the slightest amount of pressure on nerves who are under a skin that can withstand almost anything and muscle tissue that is durable and strong enough to lift almost anything, is beyond me...
I won't even start arguing about a fight between an admittedly extremely experienced but nonetheless "normal" peak human and a man whose reflexes are supposed to be fifteen times faster than that of a peak human and supported by an early warning system that lets him dodge bullets...

Cap rip ups Hulks noze and wins.
Logic. Or throw his shield at the pressure points to hit them with enough force.

Originally posted by proudamerican
Cap rip ups Hulks noze and wins.
Logic. Or throw his shield at the pressure points to hit them with enough force.
Cap rips up Hulks nose???

I which way is a shield thrown by a man with "only" peak human strength able to deliver significantly more pressure than the knuckles of the fist of that particular man?

Hulk has enchanced speed and athlete reflexes. But If Comic book Hulk can do what movie Hulk did it said movie Hulk could run 300mph.

Enchanced Speed: peak range: 36-65 miles per hour

Originally posted by wannabe
Cap rips up Hulks nose???

I which way is a shield thrown by a man with "only" peak human strength able to deliver significantly more pressure than the knuckles of the fist of that particular man?

Caps shield can cut up ropes?
And smash walls?
He could cut Hulks head off before it becomes too hard with anger

Just imagine the velocity that Hulk could throw the shield.

Originally posted by proudamerican
Caps shield can cut up ropes?
And smash walls?
He could cut Hulks head off before it becomes too hard with anger

Sure thing svend

Originally posted by proudamerican
Caps shield can cut up ropes?
And smash walls?
He could cut Hulks head off before it becomes too hard with anger
I won't start a physics lesson about the fact that the ability of an object to cut through something depends on the hardnes of the target and the strength of the object wielder.
I won't start talking about all the people and objects that have already been hit, but nut cut by the shield.
I won' start talking about Hulk's enormous regenerative abilities.

I will simply ask again for LOGICAL, NON PLOT DEVICE winning options for a healthy cap versus a healthy Hulk.

Originally posted by wannabe
I won't start a physics lesson about the fact that the ability of an object to cut through something depends on the hardnes of the target and the strength of the object wielder.
I won't start about all the people and objects that have already been hit, but nut cut by the shield.
I won' start talking about enormous regenerativ abilities.

I will simply ask again for LOGICAL, NON PLOT DEVICE winning options for a healthy cap versus a healthy Hulk.

He could calm Hulk down to banner with a joke?

Originally posted by proudamerican
He could calm Hulk down to banner with a joke?
Well, that's worth thinking about ... but then ... if the Hulk calms down, it wouldn't be a fight Cap vs. Hulk but Cap vs. Banner, would it?!

Originally posted by wannabe
Well, that's worth thinking about ... but then ... if the Hulk calms down, it wouldn't be a fight Cap vs. Hulk but Cap vs. Banner, would it?!

yes. thats a weakness that clings to hulk.

you cant take all his weaknesses away

Originally posted by proudamerican
yes. thats a weakness that clings to hulk.

you cant take all his weaknesses away
Taking away ALL his weaknesses? When did i asked to ignore even just ONE, not to speak of ALL (whatever those are, in this fight)?

So iyo Cap's (logical) option to win this fight is depending on his joke to be good enough to calm Hulk down to Banner?!

Originally posted by wannabe
Taking away ALL his weaknesses? When did i asked to ignore even just ONE, not to speak of ALL (whatever those are, in this fight)?

So iyo Cap's (logical) option to win this fight is depending on his joke to be good enough to calm Hulk down to Banner?!

he has other options, but lets stay on this one... He wins by joking

Originally posted by proudamerican
he has other options, but lets stay on this one... He wins by joking
No, no, no ... if you got other valid options for Cap to win besides "joking Hulk into submission", bring em on!

Originally posted by wannabe
No, no, no ... if you got other valid options for Cap to win besides "joking Hulk into submission", bring em on!

Hitting nerves thorugh PRECISION, not strenght.

You and your logic sucks judge.

Originally posted by proudamerican
Hitting nerves thorugh PRECISION, not strenght.
Precision can only take you so far, when the best spot to hit a crutial nerve is still under a layer of several inches of skin and muscles that are able to withstand bombs etc.

Hitting a spot that is behind a 3 inches steel plate (precision attack) or one that is behind three foot of steel (clumsy attack) makes absolutely no difference, if you are not gifted with superstrength.

Originally posted by wannabe
Precision can only take you so far, when the best spot to hit a crutial nerve is still under a layer of several inches of skin and muscles that are able to withstand bombs etc.

Hitting a spot that is behind a 3 inches steel plate (precision attack) or one that is behind three foot of steel (clumsy attack) makes absolutely no difference, if you are not gifted with superstrength.

Cap has superstrenght. See how far he can throw the shield

Cap plucks the feathers off his costume walks up to Hulk singing the National Anthem and tic tic tickles Hulk
and when he's rolling and lolling and helpless with laughter.... overpowers Hulk with gas.

obviously this guy is a troll. just don't bother answering in his crap thread. he knows just as well as you do that hulk would tear cap apart.

He is already banned.

oops, i see that now. oh well. one wonders why 2damnloud hasn't been banned too.