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Would it still be considered necrophelia if you have sex with a zombie?

Is it rape? hmm

Can a zombie say "stop," "no," or "don't?" No, they cannot. So, therefore they cannot interject.

Hmmm this is a rather deep question *ponders*

Desicration?

you never know what a zombie could say....
And if they can Say no, Thats why man invented Duct tape.
And it doesnt have to be Rape, it can be Surprize Sex.

But, have you ever known a zombie to say anything? There only verbalization is a inaudible groan and/or growl.

How bout you just screw a real life chick?

Originally posted by dave_kodak
you never know what a zombie could say....
And if they can Say no, Thats why man invented Duct tape.
And it doesnt have to be Rape, it can be Surprize Sex.
lol that's hot

Originally posted by Joe K
How bout you just screw a real life chick?

Like my wife?

Stick with that.

Originally posted by TPS
Like my wife?


awwwww how cute lol

Originally posted by Joe K
Stick with that.

How is that funny?

Please quote where I laughed?

Please quote where I said you did

Originally posted by TPS
How is that funny?

That indicates that you in particular laughed? It was not directed at you, like at all.

It was a general statement

he's prob. asking me, I said aww how cute lol
b/c Joe said "how about screwing a real life chik"
and you said "like my wife"
and I thought that was cute.

I did karate on it...

ouch....lol

Originally posted by Joe K
I did karate on it...

Oh, that was a crack at my signature!! Oh....

Lol

Originally posted by suicidallove
lol that's hot Thanks.

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And if Duct tape doesnt work, you can always put in ear plugs, or say you are def.
If you cant Hear her say no, Did she really say it at all?

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Originally posted by TPS
Like my wife?



A zombie is more animated.

To answer the question... it would be un-necrophelia.

And Ken... SICK BURN!!! *dabs*

A zombie is classically defined as a reanimated corpse. The operative word here is "corpse". So, if you were to have sex with a corpse, albeit reanimated, you would be committing necrophelia. Bar none.

Originally posted by Smallville
To answer the question... it would be un-necrophelia.

And Ken... SICK BURN!!! *dabs*

How about this one?

At least with a zombie you have a chance of her chowing down on your no no bits.

Sick Burn!!!

*More Dabs*

Originally posted by Tattoo
At least with a zombie you have a chance of her chowing down on your no no bits.


They even like it when you go ass-to-mouth. naughty

Originally posted by Impediment
They even like it when you go ass-to-mouth. naughty

17 year olds these days are up for anything.

Undead Jail bait...................it is a thing of beauty.

MMmmmmm

Little Girls....

flirt




I mean..... ... I cannot think of a way to rectify that....


LOOK AT THE BIRD!!!!

Originally posted by Impediment
Undead Jail bait...................it is a thing of beauty.

This brings up a new question...if the zombie was 15 when she died, but it's been 5 years since she died and sequentially reanimated, is it still pedophilia if you pork the zombie? hmm

The tough question is:

Would you rather be a pedophile or necropheliac?

Speaking as a dad, I'd rather **** a corpse.

.... Do the dead still celebrate a birthday?

It is not Pedophelia

w00t

Originally posted by Impediment
The tough question is:

Would you rather be a pedophile or necropheliac?

Speaking as a dad, I'd rather **** a corpse.

Personally...neither. lol

Originally posted by Smallville
.... Do the dead still celebrate a birthday?

It is not Pedophelia

Yes, at least in my family. Each year on the birthday of my little cousin we celebrate her birth and her life. She would be 4 this year.

Exactly Ken

nooo

Originally posted by Smallville
To answer the question... it would be un-necrophelia.


Dang, I was going to say that. disgust