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what are some of the weird things your co workers do?

my Co-Worker sends Text msg's while working.... that about the only thing he does that comes anywhere near to close of being odd.
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yeah i have no life...

My co-workers all are either stoned or drunk when they come into work. Thats the plus at working at a record store.

My co-workers all are either stoned or drunk when they come into work. Thats the plus of being Dutch.

When I worked at a Pizza place my female co-workers were sluts.

Does that count?

Originally posted by Tattoo
*gets out pen and paper*

And where are they now?

Ohio. 31

And I stress the word, sluts.

I'd use Word before notepad.

All these sluts are really dirty though. So watch out.

are they over 18?

They bring contraband (drugs, tobacco, cell phones) to inmates, not to mention establishing intimate realtionships with them.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
are they over 18?

Yeah. sly

- Discuss setting pingpong balls on fire
- Set up a punching bag in the back room
- Play hackey sack with the rubber band ball
- Walk around the store with a basket on their head
- Randomly run into the door
- Try and climb the shelves
- Play frisbee with little circular display posters
- Dance with a feather duster

And so on.

Originally posted by Lana
- Discuss setting pingpong balls on fire
- Set up a punching bag in the back room
- Play hackey sack with the rubber band ball
- Walk around the store with a basket on their head
- Randomly run into the door
- Try and climb the shelves
- Play frisbee with little circular display posters
- Dance with a feather duster

And so on.

Wow.

Originally posted by Lana
- Discuss setting pingpong balls on fire
- Set up a punching bag in the back room
- Play hackey sack with the rubber band ball
- Walk around the store with a basket on their head
- Randomly run into the door
- Try and climb the shelves
- Play frisbee with little circular display posters
- Dance with a feather duster

And so on.

That's why I want to work at Gamestop.

Originally posted by Lana


I love my job.

I apply and I never get hired, I must not be l33t enough.

Originally posted by Lana
It's more that corporate's a b!tch about how many hours a manager can give out to the workers, so they can't hire new people often except for seasonals around Christmas time. I was technically hired as a seasonal but was fully trained from the start as they intended to keep me on after Christmas-time, while the other two who were hired only learned what they needed to know and left in mid-January.

Yeah, I understand that, the same 3 guys work at my local Gamestop year round and from October - January, there is one other guy I see working there sometimes.

Originally posted by Lana
We have 6 people working year-round at the moment (myself and 5 guys), and during the holidays we had two other people. Originally there was two MORE people hired but one quit and the other got fired for not turning up for a week and screwing the rest of us over.

That must have sucked having to work that person's hours.

Wouldn't it be so funny if I flew out to Illinois tonight and went to that game store and went in and you were working and I said, "Gimmie a free game or I'll spam the Sig forum."

Would you sound the alarm and call the cops for attempted robbery, etc?

Originally posted by Barker
Wouldn't it be so funny if I flew out to Illinois tonight and went to that game store and went in and you were working and I said, "Gimmie a free game or I'll spam the Sig forum."

Would you sound the alarm and call the cops for attempted robbery, etc?

I'd probably laugh and tell you to get the **** out

Originally posted by Lana
Yeah, she kinda sucked a lot.

I would say your best bet for getting a job there would be to apply in early September, as that's when they start hiring for the holidays. I applied I think the week of Labor Day, and they put up the hiring signs the next day

I may be getting hired at our local grocery store as a stockboy/bagboy but I may apply to Gamestop for the holidays to get some extra money.

Originally posted by Lana
I'd probably laugh and tell you to get the **** out
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Originally posted by Lana
I'd probably laugh and tell you to get the **** out

Hopefully not exactly in that order.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
(grabs ken's pad and paper)

Which he stole from Scythe...

One of my co-workers blew me once.

Of course, this was outside of work and after we had been dating for a while.

Hehehehe, was fun.

what was his name?

Took you over 24 hours to come up with that reply, eh?

Either way, good work.

i Havent posted alot in 24 hours, you hairy animal.

I like when you call me names. It shows that you care.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what was his name? Haha, cause Backfire is gay.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Haha, cause Backfire is gay.

hahahahaha cuz i was joking.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hahahahaha cuz i was joking.

Hahahaha, cause you are trying to hide that you sucked him off.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hahahaha, cause you are trying to hide that you sucked him off.
B, never, not ever, have I went behind someones back and stole their job. and I am not about to start now by taking away BF's favorite little german suck machine.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
B, never, not ever, have I went behind someones back and stole their job. and I am not about to start now by taking away BF's favorite little german suck machine. Hahahahaha, cause I suck Backfire off.

you said it, baby.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you said it, baby.

But he tastes just sooo good.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hahahahaha, cause I suck Backfire off.





You sure do...


You suuuuuure do.

How did you get out from under my desk. Get back under there. Wench.

does he drag his teeth?

No, I taught him well.

so he is a good little gimp? good for you. can i borrow him? i am having a party this saturday.

Sure, you can borrow him.

Don't break him too much, though.

Nah, break him however much you want.

A lot of the people I work with sleep with one another and then ***** about it.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
A lot of the people I work with sleep with one another and then ***** about it. No one I know sleeps with anyone....


Then again the only people I know are in my D&D club.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No one I know sleeps with anyone....


Then again the only people I know are in my D&D club.

I'm gonna assume there aren't any attractive women in your club if any at all.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm gonna assume there aren't any attractive women in your club if any at all.ermm

Well...there is of co....no...no women.

Care to join?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well...there is of co....no...no women.

Care to join?

We should see a movie instead.eyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
We should see a movie instead.eyes

Okay. Why? What movie? Sex?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Okay. Why? What movie? Sex?

Good. I wouldn't fit in. You pick. I'm female you?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Good. I wouldn't fit in. You pick. I'm female you?

Very. Nah, you are a geek too....a hot geek. Hmm, right now, I am not sure, what about Spider Man 3 ...though I have seen that before...or 28 Weeks Later, probbably bad. Male, meaning we can do stuff....like....going to the cinema.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Very. Nah, you are a geek too....a hot geek. Hmm, right now, I am not sure, what about Spider Man 3 ...though I have seen that before...or 28 Weeks Later, probbably bad. Male, meaning we can do stuff....like....going to the cinema.

Love you. I'd sooner make fun of the game than play. I actually do wanna see 28 Weeks Later. Can I have a piggy back ride all the way there?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Love you. I'd sooner make fun of the game than play. I actually do wanna see 28 Weeks Later. Can I have a piggy back ride all the way there?

Like love love? I like the game. Yeah, me too, just saying, it's probably going to be bad. Hmm, will you be naked?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Like love love? I like the game. Yeah, me too, just saying, it's probably going to be bad. Hmm, will you be naked?

Like friend love. That's cool I'd watch at most. True what about Shrek 3? No out of respect for Sanc.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Like friend love. That's cool I'd watch at most. True what about Shrek 3? No out of respect for Sanc.

Good. Why, it's hardly fun to watch. Hmm, haven't seen Shrek 2 ..... or 1 for that matter. That's good, I should do stuff out of respect for her too.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Good. Why, it's hardly fun to watch. Hmm, haven't seen Shrek 2 ..... or 1 for that matter. That's good, I should do stuff out of respect for her too.

Great. Teach me? Then it's agreed we'll rent porn. Like cook and clean?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Great. Teach me? Then it's agreed we'll rent porn. Like cook and clean?

Super. I am not very good at it. Deal. Hmm, yeah and not make her do all that stuff.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Super. I am not very good at it. Deal. Hmm, yeah and not make her do all that stuff.

Fantastic. Why play then? Guy/girl, guy/guy or guy/girl/guy? Hire help?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fantastic. Why play then? Guy/girl, guy/guy or guy/girl/guy? Hire help?

Incredubulous. It is a lot of fun. Guy/Girl. I'm poor.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Incredubulous. It is a lot of fun. Guy/Girl. I'm poor.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Makes sense. Classy. You'll survive.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Makes sense. Classy. You'll survive.

Decent. I know. Yeah, I want more reasonable porn when in company. Yeah, though first I was afraid.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Decent. I know. Yeah, I want more reasonable porn when in company. Yeah, though first I was afraid.

Lovely. You would. And when you aren't? You were petrified?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Lovely. You would. And when you aren't? You were petrified?

Very. Of curse, I am making lots of sense. The sickest shit you can imagine. Yeah, I thought I could never live without money by my side.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Very. Of curse, I am making lots of sense. The sickest shit you can imagine. Yeah, I thought I could never live without money by my side.

Definitely. You little drunk? Backfire + PVS + Kali? Then you spent so many nights thinking how it did you wrong?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Definitely. You little drunk? Backfire + PVS + Kali? Then you spent so many nights thinking how it did you wrong?

Enough. I don't follow anymore cry

Originally posted by Bardock42
Enough. I don't follow anymore cry

I knew you'd crack.evillaugh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I knew you'd crack.evillaugh Got annoyed.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Got annoyed.

So how's life?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So how's life?


Decent, decent. Yourself?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Decent, decent. Yourself?

Steady. I need excitement.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Steady. I need excitement.

Like sex?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Like sex?

I can have that anytime. I mean like vacation.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I can have that anytime. I mean like vacation.

Where?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Where?

I don't know yet. Some place where I can run around half dressed.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I don't know yet. Some place where I can run around half dressed.ermm

My apartment?

Originally posted by Bardock42
My apartment?

Teach me German first.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Teach me German first.

Okay

What would you like to know?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Okay

What would you like to know?

All the bad words.blush2

Originally posted by LethalFemme
All the bad words.blush2

Okay

**** = ******

******* = *********

**** = *****

***** = ****

Originally posted by Bardock42
Okay

**** = ******

******* = *********

**** = *****

***** = ****

Could you repeat that?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Could you repeat that?
Of course.


**** = ******

******* = *********

**** = *****

***** = ****

Originally posted by Bardock42
Of course.


**** = ******

******* = *********

**** = *****

***** = ****

So I can say you ****** schnitzel *********?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So I can say you ****** schnitzel *********? Of course.


Wouldn't make sense, but you could.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Of course.


Wouldn't make sense, but you could.

What would you say?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What would you say? Well, what were you trying to say?

venom
thevenom

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, what were you trying to say?

Nothing. Just ****ing around.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Nothing. Just ****ing around. Not with me.

I dont have co-workers but I do have co-riders....Some wierd things they do hm...ermm..They stink up the tour bus.rip1

Originally posted by Joe K
I dont have co-workers but I do have co-riders....Some wierd things they do hm...ermm..They stink up the tour bus.rip1

Hey Joe K, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
Hey Joe K, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

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