Things I have learned whilst on this planet,

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Corran

yerssot
you learned all that?

mah
great list!

Dexx
ok...noted 'em for further analasing.

Ushgarak
Number two is just blatantly untrue!

BTW, I am pretty sure number 24 actually applies to Maths graduates...

mah
hey! no picking apart of the list, no?

yerssot
the sacret list?

Ushgarak
Hang on, I thought you said that was necessary, Mah? Make your mind up!

mah
but you said it wasnt!

yerssot
white men can't jump

EDIT: couldn't even make an entire phrase roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ushgarak
BWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

There are my two universal rules of sleeping together as well; that's stuff I'VE learnt...

Corran
Which are?

Ushgarak
You could always search through the old threads and find them...

Corran
And then I won't win the Laziest poster competition.

Ushgarak
Fair point.

Ok, my two universal rules, compiled from my own 'vast' experience, and when I say vast, I pretty much mean NOT vast, are:

1. No matter how much it looks like it might be, a single bed is NOT enough for two people

2. Bottoms grow both larger and hotter at night. Hotter in the BAD way.

Corran
Hmmm, in my experience single beds is enough for some activities.

And I must say I hadn't noticed point 2, although I am sure now it has been brought to my attention I will notice it.

Captain REX
Sweaty bums...bleugh! Certainly not a picture I want in my head.

finti
laughing out loud laughing laughing laughing out loud How true

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