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If you could take a pill that offered you a 50 percent chance of increasing the size of your wang by 3-4 inches (length and/or girth) or giving you debilitating diarrhea on every the first Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday night of the every even month, would you take it?

No, I'm more than big enough. If anything, I need a shrink ray.

Originally posted by Barker
No, I'm more than big enough. If anything, I need a shrink ray.

I'm fine, thank you.


Any larger, and I'd have to get a leash and papers.

Same here, id probaly poke someones eye out

Pill to make it bigger, like steroids, but backwards, whoa.

ORLY?

Size doesn't matter.

Unless when Erect you're like 3-4 inches.

I'm happy with mine, thanks.

By the way, there is a flaw in your question. If I don't get the penis size the first time... What stops me from taking it a second time? The bad symptoms would be the same.

Just take two, that's 100%.

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(Yes, that was a joke, Jacope.)

No need to get bigger. I mean, the US average is 2 inches.

Right?

Wrong.

Originally posted by Barker
No, I'm more than big enough. If anything, I need a shrink ray.

I can't wear shorts cry

Originally posted by Alliance
I can't wear shorts cry
None small enough?

lol pwnt. 13

Thorin just comes, or would if he were old enough. salute

Originally posted by Barker
None small enough?

I read that and was like "WTF, doesn't he mean NOT small enough?"

Than I re-read it and laughed. 13jockey

lol pwnt. 13

You totally pwnt me. haermm

Oh me. 13jockey

Oh Bark.....wait that's you. 13jockey

pwnt much? 13

Neg. 31

Rolandman, Rolandman, does whatever a Roland can. 13

Whoops. 13

Nub. 13roll

I'll be one year old soon. 31

You might just survive Scythe yet!

This pill wouldn't work on a farm animal such as myself...

Originally posted by Barker
You might just survive Scythe yet!

Ah the overlooked...

How much you haven't been missed...

Originally posted by Barker
You might just survive Scythe yet!

Scythe eats too many healthy young babies for me to outlive him.

haermm

Originally posted by Scythe
You know me too well Roland, I oughta compose a ballad for you on my guitar. I shall title it: "The Ballad of Roland The Titmouse"

crylaugh

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
If you could take a pill that offered you a 50 percent chance of increasing the size of your wang by 3-4 inches (length and/or girth) or giving you debilitating diarrhea on every the first Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday night of the every even month, would you take it? That's very specific diarrhea.....hmm

lol this is mental

But seriously, who would admit to needing this pill, and I really don't need it, mine isnt to HUMUNGO, and then not like Barkers.

What happens if it gets caught in your throat? do you become a shitting giraffe?

Originally posted by smoker4
What happens if it gets caught in your throat? do you become a shitting giraffe?

Either that or your tongue will become more than pleasing to them there women folk...

Lol Gene Simmons secret is revealed

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
If you could take a pill that offered you a 50 percent chance of increasing the size of your wang by 3-4 inches (length and/or girth) or giving you debilitating diarrhea on every the first Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday night of the every even month, would you take it?

Why would I?

If its small you would.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Size doesn't matter.

Unless when Erect you're like 3-4 inches.

I'm happy with mine, thanks.

By the way, there is a flaw in your question. If I don't get the penis size the first time... What stops me from taking it a second time? The bad symptoms would be the same.
And I would think that there would be more bad symptoms than the one mentioned.