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Anybody actually read this piece of crap?:


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/Hyaroo/Scans/41769_3.jpg?t=1179411113

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Originally posted by Draco69
Anybody actually read this piece of crap?:


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/Hyaroo/Scans/41769_3.jpg?t=1179411113

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Diana's portrayal was terrible and that line is pure garbage!

Wow. Just wow.

Was the rest of it that screwy?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Wow. Just wow.

Was the rest of it that screwy?

Some scans from the actual comic:

http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/3514279.html

I actually liked it

Remember, this is not in, anyway, the Main DC Universe.

This is basically the Dark Knights Returns universe.

However, Miller had a golden opportunity to make this book one of the best Batman stories of all time, but he isn't going to do that because he's Frank Miller and he doesn't know how to write anything without one liners in them

But you still have to admit Miller does write a kick-ass Alfred

And Jim Lee's art was gorgeous clap

Gotta love a woman who trots around in Red, White and Blue panties b*tching about the world of men.

That was quite a "turn on" for me. If a godess were to say that to me. I would ask her "would you like loan?"

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But damn! Don't say Plastic Man wasn't funny. He cracked me up.

You know something, when i was reading it, i actually thought WW was mind controlled.

I dont like the was she was portrayed at all in that issue. Then again, it appears as if the League just got formed, so im not sure how she used to act back then when first coming to the country.

Originally posted by Grimm22
And Jim Lee's art was gorgeous clap

yes Very nice but the writing is . . . odd . . . to say the least. Obviously what was in that link was just the worst but still

WHAT THE **** WAS THAT?! Frank Miller butchered every one of them. Except Plastic Man, he was cool. But he's probably the only one of them in character. This is a total piece of shit.

"I hate you all!" "She's really a very nice girl...." I can't decide whether to laugh, cry, or call for Frank Miller's kneecaps to be broken. hmm

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g126/SpunkySmurph/DC/GDWWClose.jpg

Actually, this shot almost compensated for the writing.

droolio Yeah . . .

screw you guys it was f ****ing awesome..bruce saying " i love being the god damn batman"...that was f ****ing priceless

All I hear is how bad the book is, but it just makes me want to read it even more.

Plastic Man was funny but the whole golden shower thing was a little much.

What a stupid line. Really lame.

That was hilarious. Lazy Green Lantern.

Originally posted by Deathstroke
Plastic Man was funny but the whole golden shower thing was a little much.
What?! Now that makes me want to read it more.

Best. Comic. Ever. vin

If this was in any way connected to the regular Wonder Woman it would be retarded

But since this is Frank Miller's fantasy DC Universe where Batman is so badass that it has caused him to go insane; it's ok.

I do like Wonder Woman's outfit though

I got it, haven't read it yet. I space my typical 30 bucks of comics through the week, reading two or three a day.

Originally posted by Juntai
I got it, haven't read it yet. I space my typical 30 bucks of comics through the week, reading two or three a day.

Thats actually pretty smart

I just waste my entire thursday afternoon reading comics

Originally posted by Grimm22
Thats actually pretty smart

I just waste my entire thursday afternoon reading comics With any luck, they last me until if not the day the next weeks comics come, then only a day or so beforehand.

I still have both hardbacks of Annihilation that are currently available to read.

So; this will be the issue for this year?



I'm glad Frank Miller is doing so well with his movie projects & properties, because he's lost it in the comics medium. Every god damn thing he writes now turns into SIN CITY - and that's becoing a parody of itself too.

Actually its not Miller

Miller has nearly finished the scripts up to issue #9

Jim Lee is the slowpoke.

Mainly due to him being the president of Worldstorm and working on the inevitably crappy DCU MMO

the dialogue is awful, the characterization terrible, and yet...

jim lee just drew superman and wonder woman... together... physically... touched

btw, i wouldnt usually ask, but if anyone has a decent quality version of the page with supes and ww together, i'd be forever grateful if i could get a copy...

I lol'd. Good times. The JLA I don't mind seeing butchered like this. If it was the JSA, I'd be pissed. Or something else that I care about.

So my apologies to JLA fans.

In the meantime....




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And how is a man a sperm bank? I thought you, ya know, you made deposits in a sperm bank. Shouldn't the comment be the other way around? I'm not trying for some shameless innuendo here (ok, maybe a little) but it just seems like sloppy writing.

It's Frank Miller. nuff said. Pr1983, check the first page. Draco posted a link to some scans.

Digi: JLA>JSA. (Please don't banhammer me nosweat )

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
It's Frank Miller. nuff said. Pr1983, check the first page. Draco posted a link to some scans.

Digi: JLA>JSA. (Please don't banhammer me nosweat )

i got it, but its not a good enough pic...

i need the big one for my new siggy...

Originally posted by TricksterPriest

Digi: JLA>JSA.

Only in terms of power

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Only in terms of power

nowadays? i dunno...

The excuse for this crap being it's in The Dark Knight Returns universe ...I remember that place being way more interesting in 1986. This is so over the top, it's more like the Ace Ventura universe!

Wait, I like the sound of that! - ACE WAYNE, BAT DETECTIVE!! I smell a future Amalgam title...

I want a scan of Bat's going
"I Love being the goddamned Batman !!!"

Makes me think of TMNT every time...

I just got my hands on the full issue...

hal's a b*tch, just picking up diana's coat when she drops it...

plastic man is brilliant...

batman is overly cruel...

wonder woman is as draco said...

but superman... superman... man has got his shit together... f*cking loved it...

i am so buying this... it's a guilty pleasure, but i don't care...

Originally posted by DigiMark007



And how is a man a sperm bank? I thought you, ya know, you made deposits in a sperm bank. Shouldn't the comment be the other way around? I'm not trying for some shameless innuendo here (ok, maybe a little) but it just seems like sloppy writing.

I wouldn't mind being her sperm bank

If you know what I mean drool

Originally posted by Grimm22
I wouldn't mind being her sperm bank

If you know what I mean drool

No

Originally posted by willRules
No

yeah....well...









Pirate Smiley out of nowhere!! eye

I have never seen a subject change so quickly

Originally posted by Grimm22
I wouldn't mind being her sperm bank

If you know what I mean drool
That sounds painful.

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
That sounds painful.

it does doesn't it?

Yeah, Grimm got the whole thing mixed up horribly.

Don't let Miller confuse you bud. The guys have the penises.

I was thinking she called him a sperm bank because she thinks men are only useful if you need sperm. Much like a sperm bank. Just a thought.

Originally posted by Deathstroke
I was thinking she called him a sperm bank because she thinks men are only useful if you need sperm. Much like a sperm bank. Just a thought.

we ALL got that dude...

I was just insinuating that it's an ambiguous comment and can be seen in the opposite way, that a sperm bank is a place you make a deposit, not a withdrawal. Of course, it's Diana with some serious nut-busting intentions, so yeah, I guess it's not that ambiguous.

I knew that. I really did.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Yeah, Grimm got the whole thing mixed up horribly.

Don't let Miller confuse you bud. The guys have the penises. The penises make the sperm deposits in the sperm bank...

She called him a sperm bank. Could she want to make a deposit?

It is Wonder Woman after all. Maybe Grimm wasn't so far off the mark.

Diana being smokin' hot, was pretty much the best thing that came out of this issue IMO:

http://i80.imagethrust.com/t/1114658/ww1.jpg
droolio





It's kind of depressing, I enjoyed the first 4 issues a lot more then this one.

Hopefully issue #6 will be a bit better.

Originally posted by Galan007
Diana being smokin' hot, was pretty much the best thing that came out of this issue IMO:

http://i80.imagethrust.com/t/1114658/ww1.jpg
droolio





It's kind of depressing, I enjoyed the first 4 issues a lot more then this one.

Hopefully issue #6 will be a bit better. Yeah when it comes out next year

Originally posted by Big Sexy
Yeah when it comes out next year

Actually issue 6 is supposed to come out in late July...

But we'll see how that works out. haermm

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
The penises make the sperm deposits in the sperm bank...

She called him a sperm bank. Could she want to make a deposit?

It is Wonder Woman after all. Maybe Grimm wasn't so far off the mark.

you better not be insinuatin' what i think you are...

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Yeah, Grimm got the whole thing mixed up horribly.

Don't let Miller confuse you bud. The guys have the penises.

Oh I didn't get anything mixed up

I meant that I want to be a slave of women being only used for reproduction, and spending the rest of my life mining the earth for their jewelery





What you've never heard of a strange fetish

*Just realizing what Digi's joke was*

HEY!