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I had the weirdest dream last night!
I cut the bottom of my big toe on some thing and it was really deep and it was like a flap of skin, it wouldnt stop bleeding, but the funny thing was it didnt hurt or any thing like that. it just seemed like a minor inconvinence.
strange, huh?

and your toe was okay when you woke up?^^

yeh! thats the weird thing, my toe was fine when I woke up.
I dont understand!?

I actually had the top of my thumb cut off in real life by a broken beer bottle and it was just like that, except that it was a thumb and not a toe and that it hurt, and that it wasn't funny, oh and also it was quite a big inconvenience - so all in all nothing like it really.

this is about DREAMS corran!

Oh yes and it wasn't a dream, damn it's absolutely nothing like it.

so your lossing the top of your thumb is just a REAL example of what I dreamt about?

Yes.

aw! poor baby! *shows sympathy*

Thanks, but it's OK now it happened a few years ago, but you can kiss it better if you want.

Only if your hands are clean!

They are now.

I had a dream last night that the left side of my steering wheel was electrified. Everytime I'd try to steer, my left hand would get shocked. I took it to the mechanic and he said it was because of faulty cruise control, but my cruise is located on the right side of the wheel. What I remember the most is that it hurt really bad.

As far as L'ra's dream, do you tuck your top sheet in at the bottom of the bed? Maybe it was a contact feeling that became a dream...maybe your dog or cat or (heh, heh) significant other nibbled at your toes.

throws a bottle of anti bacterial hand wash at corran along w/ a pumise stone and nail brush* now, SCRUB 'EM!

Now, they're definately clean.

thank you! erm! no, I dont have a significant other! erm, no I dont tuck the top sheet in at the end of my bed and no, the dog sleeps in my mums room!
so god knows what caused my dream, I'll look it up in my dream dictionary when I get home in about half and hour.

what's 'erm' mean?

you know there are institutions that can help you guys.
The workers there wear white coats

they never cured you though

thats cause I never needed that kind of help, you belgian escapee

you refused yes, that's not their fault

hey! I'm not mad! I'm just increadibly strange! I dont need the little men in white coats! hell NO!

Erm, is erm! simply that, its a form of hesitation vocalised.

well I went home and checked my dictionary, I didnt find any thing! man! what a shit dictionary!

my subconscious query is how to get more chocolate

of course it is! *nods head in empathy*

Maybe it's an dream pointing out some minor problem or obstacle that you can't seem to quite get over.

I have many minor hinderances at the moment! so may be! thanks dim.

If it helps..

I do sent a white coat though

MIW?

yes, so you better run Yers

'cause that's the men in ... that's the men in...

here comes the Men in White!
Insanity defenders
Here comes the Men in White

your soo typically lame yerssot!

some things never change

what do you mean by that?

that some things never change

thats very critical! especially coming from you, yerss!

so, you mean I can't be critical?
*starts to cry*

*gives Yerss some chocolate*

There there...

gives yerssot a slap, stop that whining you big wuss

now I'm a wuss?
*starts to cry*

*gives Yerss more chocolate*

stop it!

*gives Yerss a truckload of laxatives instead of chocolates*

no thank you

Would you prefer the chocolate? Or I've got waffles...

yankee waffles no thanks

waffles sound good. no wait, french toast...mmmm

beer mmmmmmmmmmm

dreams!...
I had a dream a few nights ago, and I've had that particular dream before, some time last year actually. I'm running around in this complex thingie, I guess it was a bit like a game of hide and seek, and the next thing I know I'm sitting on a toilet(my I add I wasnt doing anything, I was just sitting onit with the lid down) in a glass room with an audience out side!
it was what I imagine the gistapo was a bit like! it was just huredously strange!
any feed back?

I didn't sleep today

L'ra, are a little bit of an exhibitionist perchance?

I dont think so, not really! well actually I guess I can be when I'm pissed.!

beer hmmmmmmmmmmmm

oh great, here we go! *shakes head*

another beer hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

looks like you lot have got 'alcohol on the brain' in stead of 'water on the brain'

he's got 'nothing' on the brain

except for an extremely high intelligence

brains make intelligence

which means I got plenty and you have none

have I claimed I had it?

you cant

idd

right

yup

indeed

definitly

ok

enought of the one word responses and bitching! thats my job

and what a good job you do

yes

no!

It so is!

ok then! *skips around room humming: green sleaves*

I had another dream two nights ago and my ex was in there, it was quite horrible, I dont like reminders of the past that were hurtful!

Ah... a mean ex, was it?

the ONLY ex! not pleasant especially when parents are involved.

Mr Wrong?

Parents??!??

huge disliking of the whole situation! although there was nothing wrong from where I was standing.

well, no. but presumably from their viewpoint. care to spill or rather not?

I'd rather not sowwy!

You sure? We are all very understanding around here, Lara!

I know, I know, maybe another time!

Okidokey! Well, I can offer sympathy, and I am very sure Darla can offer fellow female understanding...

But bear in mind you should not take Darla up on the shoulder to cry on thing, it only exposes your neck.

Ooh yes, vital safety tip, that.

I know I'm not stupid!

Ooh, yes. I knew that.

......

Whereas me....

you know.......nuthin!

I had a dream where me Ush and a couple other of my friends drove to a cliff top and leapt off but the thermals and a good run up kept us a float and flying there was a huge amount of dust everywhere and some of the others had wings, one of thm flew over as if to deliver a message but I couldnt hear it I could just see her lips move then I woke up...

wierd!

Did I have wings? Or was I just moaning?

*dosent know where to look!*.......um....................erm...............*eyes left*.........humn.............erh.....*eyes right*.........unm........................

and where did you end up looking?

at my hands!

don't thonk you'll find wings there....sticking feathers up your bum doesn't make you a chicken...

Well Mike just flew ever upward with joy on his face. OOh and in every single dream a friend of mine called Phill, a girl who live with my GF Tessa turns up opening a door even where there is one stops and says, I'm very drunk, shakes her head and then leaves mumbelling I'm going for a shag... hmm anyone gonna analyse my dreams??....

no thank you not me... got a very bad image in my mind just now...

I've analysed your dreams, they would appear to mean you are a scoundrel.

Sheer brilliance, Corran. He should have that as his tag, or something.

Good idea.

shame! NOT!
not dreaming much lately, come to mention it I'm not sleeping much either

sleep some during classes

shouldnt be up all night chatting on this board Mah

I'm not! I sleep at least 7 hours on weekdays!

young kids needs 8 hours so you better get some more sleep

not very funny!

it is just simple facts

young kid is more like up to ten

up to 17

not a young kid!

depends on who we are talking about

em..okay?

so mah you need more sleep

nahh...feel fine!

at least 8 hours

I need more sleep too.

actually finti! kids and teens should really have at least 10 hours sleep.

well sometimes teens look like they need it

:shocked:

see

what are you saying!? that I look like a sleep deprived fox?

if the shoe fits..........

Sleep deprived foxes wear shoes?

Awwwwwwwwwww....they got little feet..how cute!

How would we know? They're wearing shoes.

you wouldnt, and I dont think the shoe would fit considering that I have size 8 feet (thats the UK size ppl)

even so, if the shoe fits..........

but It doesnt!

i think it does

Size 8, damn, that's the same size as me. Can I borrow some shoes, Lara?

those stilletoes would suit Corran

Damn right.

the red ones

I was thinking of the black ones, red is not my colour

Let ush decide that

look lads! first of all I dont ware heeled shoes.
I have weak ankles, knees and hips.
second of all you wouldnt catch me dead a pair of red shoe, let alone stilletos!

so. there you have it!
I cant ware high shoes and I certainly dont ware red shoes!
and no, corran you cant borrow any of my shoes!

those shoes with the flowers on will fit Corran then

I dont ware flowery shoes either! its either trainers, kickers or nothing!

kick him then

I'll kick you in a minute!

Kickers sound OK.

Weak ankles, knees AND hips? Blimey, it's a wonder you can stand, isn't it?