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This shit hurts. Anyone else ever got bitten?

What is a centipede?

that means he loves you

http://www.mexmission.com/images/typical/animals/centipede%20from%20apetlanca.jpg

That's a centipede, mate.

http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/5d/images.art.com/images/-/Paul-Hogan---Crocodile-Dundee--C10102787.jpeg

I love Dundee

You're missing the point here.

What was the point with the Dundee picture then?

unlucky mate i wouldnt like to get bit off a thing like that

bite it back Goku.

^^wouldnt recomend that

You got bit by one of those huge ones? shock

I would go get that bite checked out if I were you. You never know what can happen.

I would not mind being bit by Paul Hogan vin

Maybe a little

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
This shit hurts. Anyone else ever got bitten? Wow. Your life must suck.

Originally posted by Sparkly
I would not mind being bit by Paul Hogan vin

Maybe a little Crocodile Dundee? Isn't he like 200 years old?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Crocodile Dundee? Isn't he like 200 years old?

Right now maybe he is a little old I am thinking of him a bit younger and therefore asking you not to spoil the moment

Originally posted by Sparkly
Right now maybe he is a little old I am thinking of him a bit younger and therefore asking you not to spoil the moment Are you having the "Thats not a penis, THIS is a penis" fantasy again? sly

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Are you having the "Thats not a penis, THIS is a penis" fantasy again? sly

Now what would make you think that? sweatdrop

Get out of my head mhm

Originally posted by Sparkly
Now what would make you think that? sweatdrop

Get out of my head mhm

Once I'm in your head, Its hard to get me out evillaugh

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Once I'm in your head, Its hard to get me out evillaugh

Fine then You can stay for as long as you do not mess things up mhm

Originally posted by Sparkly
Fine then You can stay for as long as you do not mess things up mhm Its already a mess from the last guy that was in here cry

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Its already a mess from the last guy that was in here cry

Then you clean it up if you are going to spend time in there mhm

Originally posted by Sparkly
Then you clean it up if you are going to spend time in there mhm I have to clean up?!? Maybe I dont even want to be in here


Fine, I'll clean up. But you have to do the dishes sly

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I have to clean up?!? Maybe I dont even want to be in here


Fine, I'll clean up. But you have to do the dishes sly

Fiiiine pinch I am used to the dishes anyway thumbup

If I work slowly will you be helping me? tongue

Originally posted by Sparkly
Fiiiine pinch I am used to the dishes anyway thumbup

If I work slowly will you be helping me? tongue *sigh*

I suppose. I am the dish washing master.

I guess you'll have to repay me somehow sly

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
*sigh*

I suppose. I am the dish washing master.

I guess you'll have to repay me somehow sly

I have to? I can not remember that part of the deal

A flower will do? flowers

Originally posted by Sparkly
I have to? I can not remember that part of the deal

A flower will do? flowers

Of course you cant remember, I accidentally turned the memory part of your brain into a ping pong table. lookaround

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Of course you cant remember, I accidentally turned the memory part of your brain into a ping pong table. lookaround

Accident my ass mhm You are using myself against me? shocking

Originally posted by Sparkly
Accident my ass mhm You are using myself against me? shocking

Yep.


*pokes brain which makes you slap the guy next to you*

sly

Quit poking my brain mhm

To your disappointment I am all alone vin

Originally posted by Sparkly
Quit poking my brain mhm

To your disappointment I am all alone vin Why would that disappoint me? vin

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Why would that disappoint me? vin

Because you want me to slap someone? vin

Originally posted by Sparkly
Because you want me to slap someone? vin

You can slap me if you like vin


*pokes brain* sly

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
You can slap me if you like vin


*pokes brain* sly

evillaugh

*Slaps Captain Maynard*


How in the world did I do that?

Originally posted by Sparkly
evillaugh

*Slaps Captain Maynard*


How in the world did I do that? I think you just wanted to slap me shocking

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I think you just wanted to slap me shocking

We better never speak of this ever again dontgetit

Originally posted by Sparkly
We better never speak of this ever again dontgetit But I already told my Uncle. scared

Then there is only one thing to do ninja

We must kung-fu fight.

Hie-yooo

I was about to make him delicious food and bribe him to silence

Have it your way then dance2

Great. Now I'm hungry. disgust

Good vin

How darez you

I am a DareDevil shrug

Cool. lookaround

centipedes are sick

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Cool. lookaround

Of course Who did you think you spoke to? cool I am the darest of devils

Originally posted by Sparkly
Of course Who did you think you spoke to? cool I am the darest of devils


I though I was talking too a little girl sly

Who said I were not? sly

Originally posted by Sparkly
Who said I were not? sly

You're a year and 22 days older than me sly

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
You're a year and 22 days older than me sly

You are afraid of age differences? sly

Originally posted by Sparkly
You are afraid of age differences? sly A little, grandma. sly

shocking

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No more treat for you mhm

I was joking? sly

I am hurt cry

Originally posted by Sparkly
I am hurt cry Okay, heres what I'll let you do. You can make fun of me. Than we'll be even.

Okay, go.

You have a small PEN15 vin

Uncalled for cry

Did I hurt you? cry

Nah. Anytime someone talks about Bendy Alex makes me happy

Bendy.... Alex?

vin

Originally posted by Sparkly
Bendy.... Alex?

vin

I remember the day it was named.

Not by me, though vin

Some random KMC'er ermm

Bendy.... Alex? vin




Cute

Originally posted by Sparkly
Bendy.... Alex? vin




Cute

Its not bendy, though vin

I just didn't want to call it Little Alex sly

No? vin

And I couldn't call it "Big Alex"

That would make me sound like i'm full of myself

sly

Medium-not-big-not-small Alex? vin

Originally posted by Sparkly
Medium-not-big-not-small Alex? vin

Impressively-size-but-not-that-bendy-Alex? sly

Big Alex?

Ignoring what it might sound like

vin

Thats what people called me in high school.

Except they used my last name insted of my first

It was later shortened to Big V

And I'm not big in that way

I was cool


sly

Big V vin

Alright! Big V it is sly

Aren't Centipides poisinous?

Originally posted by Sparkly
Big V vin

Alright! Big V it is sly No thanks sly

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
No thanks sly

That is alright Big V vin No need to thank me

Originally posted by Bruce Leeroy
Aren't Centipides poisinous?

I have no idea shrug

Originally posted by Sparkly
That is alright Big V vin No need to thank me

I dont need a new nickname. sly

Captain Maynard has no soul in it sly

Originally posted by Sparkly
Captain Maynard has no soul in it sly Call me Axel, then. sly

Big Al vin

Originally posted by Sparkly
Big Al vin Thats what they call my dad ermm

Ewwww

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Thats what they call my dad ermm

I was thinking South Park ermm

Originally posted by Sparkly
I was thinking South Park ermm Now thats what I call my dad. Big Gay Al. As a joke

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Now thats what I call my dad. Big Gay Al. As a joke

Leads to one week grounding but totaly worth it 313

Originally posted by Sparkly
Leads to one week grounding but totaly worth it 313

No. I've never been grounded 313

I have but I have rarely stayed sly

Naughty naughty. sly

I stayed if dad asked me

If mom grounded me I left vin

Originally posted by Sparkly
I stayed if dad asked me

If mom grounded me I left vin Pwnt. vin

Marie > Mom vin

Originally posted by ladygrim
Ewwww

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Originally posted by Sparkly
Marie > Mom vin Marie = Grandma *gasp*

Didn't mean to bring that back up sly

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Marie = Grandma *gasp*

Didn't mean to bring that back up sly

You are digging your own grave sly

Originally posted by Sparkly
You are digging your own grave sly

How can I. I'll be dead sly

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
How can I. I'll be dead sly

You would be surprised what I am capable of doing sly

Go on. sly

Ever heard of resurrection? sly

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
This shit hurts. Anyone else ever got bitten?

I always thought that centipedes were poinsonous and it was dangerous to get bitten by one. ermm