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OMG im sooo shallow /wrists

Why can't I love a man who gets me sharks with frickin' lasers on their foreheads?

He got me that, but I just can't love him tender.

/cry

/wrists

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Originally posted by FeceMan
Why can't I love a man who gets me sharks with frickin' lasers on their foreheads?
He got me that, but I just can't love him tender.
/cry
/wrists

😐

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Originally posted by FeceMan
Why can't I love a man who gets me sharks with frickin' lasers on their foreheads?
He got me that, but I just can't love him tender.
/cry
/wrists

FTW?

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I don't think that's the sharks forehead. Neck maybe? 😕

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I don't think that's the sharks forehead. Neck maybe? 😕

The shark has legs.

Why nitpick?

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=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by FeceMan
The shark has legs.
Why nitpick?

Cuz I was bored? srug

Scythe The Goat

Hahaha! Look at the sharks arms! He looks like he's trying to shrug off doing house chores!

Shark: Why mom?! Why me?! Every goddamn time!!

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Re: OMG im sooo shallow /wrists

Originally posted by FeceMan
Why can't I love a man who gets me sharks with frickin' lasers on their foreheads?
He got me that, but I just can't love him tender.
/cry
/wrists

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Re: OMG im sooo shallow /wrists

Originally posted by FeceMan
Why can't I love a man who gets me sharks with frickin' lasers on their foreheads?
He got me that, but I just can't love him tender.
/cry
/wrists

you gotta be shitting me...?! shock

Scythe The Goat

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahaha! Look at the sharks arms! He looks like he's trying to shrug off doing house chores!
Shark: Why mom?! Why me?! Every goddamn time!!