Tired Hiker's Review on the movie Apocolypto!

Text-only Version: Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.



=Tired Hiker=
Well, I actually don't feel like reviewing a movie right now so just forget about it. Nothing to see here, please disperse. wink

~Pielover~
N-I-P-P-L-E-S!

Nipples! Nipples! They're the best!

=Tired Hiker=
I had a nipple once. But that was a long, long time ago. no expression

Captain Maynard
I have a feeling that the movie sucked because Mel Gibson sucks.

Tsure
I had a nipple just today. wink Score!

Barker
Originally posted by Tsure
I had a nipple just today. wink Score!
I have two right now. wink

Scorer!

no expressionno expressionno expression131no expression

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Barker
I have two right now. wink

Scorer!

no expressionno expressionno expression131no expression I have nine.


Scorest.

Tsure
Originally posted by Barker
I have two right now. wink

Scorer!

no expressionno expressionno expression131no expression I had my girlfriend's nipple. Double Scorest!

~Pielover~
I have had a girlfriend who wasn't imaginary, inflatable, or my right and/or left hand(s)! Triple scorest!

Impediment
Mel Gibson is an anti-semite ****wad who needs to fondle my sack. And then die.

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Impediment
Mel Gibson is an anti-semite ****wad who needs to fondle my sack. And then die. That's....vivid.

Impediment
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
That's....vivid.

I try my best. eyes

Tsure
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
I have had a girlfriend who wasn't imaginary, inflatable, or my right and/or left hand(s)! Triple scorest! Same. As was this one. *Pwnt*

Barker
Originally posted by Tsure
I had my girlfriend's nipple. Double Scorest!
Yeah, but who doesn't get that?

Triple Scorest!

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Tsure
Same. As was this one. *Pwnt* Why do I doubt the validity behind that statement?

Tsure
Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, but who doesn't get that?

Triple Scorest! YOU! Pwnt.Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Why do I doubt the validity behind that statement? Umm, because you are a Catholic Priest who only gets little boys on Sundays?

Barker
Originally posted by Tsure
YOU! Pwnt.
lol ur rith pownt i dunt git ur gf lol im so stpid and stf


imam g ply [pkm k hxt

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Tsure
YOU! Pwnt. Umm, because you are a Catholic Priest who only gets little boys on Sundays? I'm a Jew, guy. We actually think it's good religion to **** every Friday.

By the way, who the **** uses "Pwnt." anymore?

BakaXero
Did you find Wally/Waldo?
Originally posted by Tsure
YOU! Pwnt. Umm, because you are a Catholic Priest who only gets little boys on Sundays?
yes meanwhile every other religion has a clean record roll eyes (sarcastic)

Tsure
I almost called you a jew too. XD I decided to make fun of my own religion instead.

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Tsure
I almost called you a jew too. XD I decided to make fun of my own religion instead. At least my family and I are rich, and are able to afford to make payments, AND walk down to the store to get things to eat when we want. I'll take that over raping alter boys any day.

Captain Maynard
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
At least my family and I are rich, and are able to afford to make payments, AND walk down to the store to get things to eat when we want. I'll take that over raping alter boys any day. You people are always rich. With your high math skills and well clipped penis'

No offense.

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
You people are always rich. With your high math skills and well clipped penis' It's a curse.

Captain Maynard
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
It's a curse. Is it like the curse that Spiderman had?

Because that curse ROCKED!

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Is it like the curse that Spiderman had?

Because that curse ROCKED! Yeah, pretty much.

Someday I'm gonna get bitten by a radioactive spider.


Then I'll die of leukemia. no expression

Captain Maynard
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Yeah, pretty much.

Someday I'm gonna get bitten by a radioactive spider.


Then I'll die of leukemia. no expression Yeah. Same thing happened to my cousin Ray-Ray.

~Pielover~
Was Ray-Ray a big black man?





Because if he was, I never spat in his KFC bucket.

Captain Maynard
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Was Ray-Ray a big black man?





Because if he was, I never spat in his KFC bucket. Yeah, you were his Banker, remember?

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Yeah, you were his Banker, remember? Yeah. Sucks that he had to file for bankruptcy. Luckily, he didn't have the money to sue for embezzlement.


WHAT STOLEN SUITCASE?!?!?

Captain Maynard
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Yeah. Sucks that he had to file for bankruptcy. Luckily, he didn't have the money to sue for embezzlement.


WHAT STOLEN SUITCASE?!?!? Oye-Vey. He was schvitzing like a pig.

~Pielover~
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Oye-Vey. He was schvitzing like a pig. Yeah, it was pretty funny.

The video is on Youtube.

=Tired Hiker=
Mel Gibson may be an ass hat, but man, the guy sure can direct a friggin movie. I thought Apocolyto was good. There were some lame scenes though that I thought were funny when they weren't supposed to be, and there's this part where a guy falls from a cliff and his body is turning one way, then in mid air it rotates another direction, it really took me out of the film, but altogether I liked it.

Sparkly
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I have a feeling that the movie sucked because Mel Gibson sucks.

shocking

...

...

shocking

...

...

I do not like you anymore mhm

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
lol ur rith pownt i dunt git ur gf lol im so stpid and stf


imam g ply

omfg plulz cn i ply 2? i gots sum pkmn n we cn traid n stuff kk msn me @ i<[email protected] n we cn ply smilesmilesmilerolling on floor laughing

ragesRemorse
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Well, I actually don't feel like reviewing a movie right now so just forget about it. Nothing to see here, please disperse. wink

i'll review it for you



GOOD


now was that hard?

The Pict
I liked Apocolypto. But I suppose that may be because I had a pirate copy and didn't have to pay for the viewing pleasure.

Text-only Version: Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.