Japanese microscope made solely for viewing your own sperm

wanna see all the unborn children you've been leaving to die in a kleenex?

http://www.kanojotoys.com/index.php/japanese-plasma-sperm-microscope-made-solely-for-viewing-your-own-sperm/

I have sperms? ermm

Ew ew ew. o.o

Originally posted by Sparkly
[b]I have sperms? ermm [/B]

i can give you some😊

Originally posted by Schecter
i can give you some😊

I am not sure it will be considered mine anyway ermm

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Originally posted by Sparkly
[b]I am not sure it will be considered mine anyway ermm [/B]

sure it would. you can name them and teach them to do tricks

Originally posted by Mišt

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HAHAHAHA that lone sperm must be pretty badass. i bet thats the steven segal of sperm

That's Chuck Norris' dad's sperm, Chuck roundhouse kicked them all til only he was left.

I'm gonna check Ebay out for one of those.

Originally posted by Sparkly
[b]I have sperms? ermm [/B]

yeah in your stomach

Gross.

meh..... stomach acids maintain cleanliness

I'd wave at them...

I'd train them to get me beer.

Originally posted by Mišt

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Solely? 😑

Those damn Japanese seem to be obsessed with sperm after those A-Bombs screwed it all up pointandlaugh

Originally posted by Mišt

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Originally posted by Schecter
wanna see all the unborn children you've been leaving to die in a kleenex?

http://www.kanojotoys.com/index.php/japanese-plasma-sperm-microscope-made-solely-for-viewing-your-own-sperm/

Spermies unite!

The Japanese blow-up dolls have big boobs compared to the cones Ive seen on American dolls. ermm