Who's ass would you kick?
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Aqua-pimp
Ok so what i'f all the characters in comics lost there powers..
who's ass would you kick?
Personally i would kick surfer's ass because he got all those godlike powers but still manages to get his ass kicked by Doom ..Ow and i would kick Batman's ass i don't think i have to explain why...
But anyways which character would be number one on you're b*tchlist?
Discus!!!

2damnloud
MAGNETO... JEAN GREY... FLASH.
I would kick THE LIVING SHIT outta all three of these ****ers.
Tron
Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Ok so what i'f all the characters in comics lost there powers..
who's ass would you kick?
Personally i would kick surfer's ass because he got all those godlike powers but still manages to get his ass kicked by Doom ..Ow and i would kick Batman's ass i don't think i have to explain why...
But anyways which character would be number one on you're b*tchlist?
Discus!!!
Considering that Batman doesn't have powers, wouldn't you just be f*cking yourself over?

guy222
Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Ok so what i'f all the characters in comics lost there powers..
who's ass would you kick?
Personally i would kick surfer's ass because he got all those godlike powers but still manages to get his ass kicked by Doom ..Ow and i would kick Batman's ass i don't think i have to explain why...
But anyways which character would be number one on you're b*tchlist?
Discus!!!
1. Sentry
2. Iron Man
3. Spidey
4. Living Tribunal

Gorbag
1) Darkseid
2) Superman
3) Thor
4) Thorgirl (actually no kicking

)
5) Ultimate Xavier that dumba$$
6) Spidey
7) Banner
8) more... for example Hercules

Neo2000
shehulk for being uninteresting.
green chicks just dont work for me

jinzin
Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Ok so what i'f all the characters in comics lost there powers..
who's ass would you kick?
Personally i would kick surfer's ass because he got all those godlike powers but still manages to get his ass kicked by Doom ..Ow and i would kick Batman's ass i don't think i have to explain why...
But anyways which character would be number one on you're b*tchlist?
Discus!!!
But... Batman... doesn't HAVE any powers...
Pretty sure you'd get your ass handed to you...
Unless of course, if Jplatinum was around to save ya.
[BAW]Endrict
Originally posted by Tron
Considering that Batman doesn't have powers, wouldn't you just be f*cking yourself over?
OWNED!!!!
grey fox
Originally posted by Sam Z
SUPERMAN!!!
...knows Kryptonian Martial Arts. Your ass get's beaten in 10-zillion different ways , also he can still T-VO you into submission.
srankmissingnin
Otis from Heroes for Hire.
[BAW]Endrict
gotta remember with out powers some of them can still kick ass.
Endless Mike
I think T-Vo counts as a power.
Anyway I pick Black Adam
Scoobless
Franklin Richards.
Neo2000
Originally posted by grey fox
...knows Kryptonian Martial Arts. Your ass get's beaten in 10-zillion different ways , also he can still T-VO you into submission.
Is kryptonian martial arts effective?
grey fox
Originally posted by Endless Mike
I think T-Vo counts as a power.
Anyway I pick Black Adam
Nope. It's originally a combo or Kryptonian Marital arts and meditation. In effect it's the Krypton version of our 'Chi Artists'Originally posted by Neo2000
Is kryptonian martial arts effective?
Yup
Magee
Im sure its a lot more effective than what most people here could do lol.
Hannibal-Lector
SS for being a sell out... or a hulkfan
CasanoVa
Jesus.
Bastard had it coming if you ask me

grey fox
Originally posted by CasanoVa
Jesus.
Bastard had it coming if you ask me
Dont wanna piss the guy's dad off though...he'd bockle you good and proper...
Sam Z
Originally posted by grey fox
...knows Kryptonian Martial Arts. Your ass get's beaten in 10-zillion different ways , also he can still T-VO you into submission.
Don't ruin the best moment of my life.

grey fox
Originally posted by Sam Z
Don't ruin the best moment of my life.
Too late

CasanoVa
Originally posted by grey fox
Dont wanna piss the guy's dad off though...he'd bockle you good and proper...
Please...
I found Shemale porn on God's laptop, he won't do shit to me unless he wants that whore of a mother/Baby-mother (they're an odd family) of his to find out.

.
Badabing
I kick V's ass for talking smack on God, Jesus, Mary and Joseph! durbeware
King KAM
black panther and wolverine at the same time.
hell toss in some batman too.
TheGame17
Originally posted by King KAM
black panther and wolverine at the same time.
hell toss in some batman too.
haha yur the first to mention wolverine. i was expecting him to be on everyone's list.
CasanoVa
Originally posted by Badabing
I kick V's ass for talking smack on God, Jesus, Mary and Joseph! durbeware
Nigga' please.
I've got mad skills, bring it.
I'm crazier in the ring than that crazy dude from Ace Ventura. (by ring, I don't mean anus

)
Sam Z
Originally posted by CasanoVa
Nigga' please.
I've got mad skills, bring it.
I'm crazier in the ring than that crazy dude from Ace Ventura. (by ring, I don't mean anus

) Didn't Ace kick his butt in the end?

CasanoVa
Originally posted by Sam Z
Didn't Ace kick his butt in the end?
Yeah, that's different.
Badabing is no Ace Ventura

Badabing
Originally posted by CasanoVa
Nigga' please.
I've got mad skills, bring it. Are you as skillful as Svend?
Originally posted by CasanoVa
I'm crazier in the ring than that crazy dude from Ace Ventura. (by ring, I don't mean anus

) That crazy guy in the basket?

Originally posted by CasanoVa
Yeah, that's different.
Badabing is no Ace Ventura

I'm bad like Capt. James T. Kirk, Mr. T and Chuck Norris! durfist
Neo2000
Originally posted by Badabing
Are you as skillful as Svend?
That crazy guy in the basket?

I'm bad like Capt. James T. Kirk, Mr. T and Chuck Norris! durfist
What dya think?
He is not CLOSE to ma skills
Badabing
Originally posted by Neo2000
What dya think?
He is not CLOSE to ma skills I bet V has some skills.
Neo2000
Originally posted by Badabing
I bet V has some skills.
I would twink him more than i twink teletubbies with a FINGER

King KAM
Jean Luc Picard would own kirk
CasanoVa
Originally posted by Badabing
Are you as skillful as Svend?
That crazy guy in the basket?

I'm bad like Capt. James T. Kirk, Mr. T and Chuck Norris! durfist
Oh you think Kirk, T and Norris have got game do you? They don't stand a chance against me
My muscles are so toned, that I can tear phonebooks in half with my butt-cheeks.
Badabing
Originally posted by King KAM
Jean Luc Picard would own kirk How DARE you sir! durfist
Estacado
Originally posted by King KAM
Jean Luc Picard would own kirk
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4327822273611416271
Badabing
http://www.idleworm.com/sfi/strek.shtml
Symmetric Chaos
AuntMay. Maybe.
Do the MA skills she picked up using her connection to the Heart get taken away if she's depowered?
bean_machine
Originally posted by King KAM
Jean Luc Picard would own kirk
1000/10 for Jean Luc.
Badabing
Originally posted by bean_machine
1000/10 for Jean Luc. dur
Swanky-Tuna
I pick Superman only if I could come up behind him with a weight lifting bar.
Originally posted by grey fox
Nope. It's originally a combo or Kryptonian Marital arts and meditation. In effect it's the Krypton version of our 'Chi Artists'
So it's bull****?
Hyperion Prime
1. Wolverine
2. Wolverine
3. Wolverine
4. Wolverine
5. Wolverine
6. Wolverine
SpunkySmurph
If we had the option to attack comic characters, I wouldn't bother with the powered up big wigs.
I'd go straight for Jimmy Olsen with a baseball bat. An aluminum one if it was Jimmy from TAS.
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