Summer Mowing Sucks.
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Tsure
It hasn't rained much here and the grass was getting good and crispy as well as tall.
I had to mow the shit in this hot as weather and right now the air vent feels good.
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z68/PersonFromDownUnder/Mowing.jpg
The_Mayor
Exactly same as here.
Tattoo
Originally posted by Tsure
It hasn't rained much here and the grass was getting good and crispy as well as tall.
I had to mow the shit in this hot as weather and right now the air vent feels good.
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z68/PersonFromDownUnder/Mowing.jpg
What is this grass you speak of? I live in the desert.
Tsure
Originally posted by Tattoo
What is this grass you speak of? I live in the desert. I wish.
Grass blows.
Thorrin
I have an apartment.
But I remember the days of cutting grass. weep
Tsure
Originally posted by Thorrin
I have an apartment.
But I remember the days of cutting grass. weep I want to move into an apartment. Saves the hassels of most chores.
Barker
Oh no, you have to get up off your ass to actually do something.
The_Mayor
Originally posted by Barker
Oh no, you have to get up off your ass to actually do something.
I know, its so sad. Why can't we just be lazy.
Tsure
Originally posted by Barker
Oh no, you have to get up off your ass to actually do something. I have a job buddy.
I'm off my ass everyday. I mowed the lawn because it is my day off.
Barker
Originally posted by Tsure
I have a job buddy.
I'm off my ass everyday. I mowed the lawn because it is my day off.
Everyone is off their ass everyday.
Just some people more than others.
The_Mayor
Where do you live Tsure? Cause you said it doesnt rain, like here in South Dakota. But its raining now
Tsure
Originally posted by The_Mayor
Where do you live Tsure? Cause you said it doesnt rain, like here in South Dakota. But its raining now
It rains, but it hasn't rained in 2 weeks.
I live in the Ohio River Valley.Originally posted by Barker
Everyone is off their ass everyday.
Just some people more than others.
Looks like my ass breaths more than yours.
Barker
Originally posted by Tsure
Looks like my ass breaths more than yours.
That didn't really make sense.
The_Mayor
Originally posted by Barker
Everyone is off their ass everyday.
Just some people more than others.
I lift weights almost everyday, and play sports all the time.
Tsure
Originally posted by Barker
That didn't really make sense.
Yes it does.
Just think about it.
Röland
I wish my lawn was EMO so it would cut itself.
ZING! jockey
silver_tears
lol 13jockey
I love cutting grass, I like the smell. doped
Röland
Cutting the grass is relaxing. 131
silver_tears
I make patterns and stuff...........well I hire someone to make patterns and stuff. laughcry
Tsure
I don't mind cutting the grass part. It's the heat.
silver_tears
At least you can tan and get all tanny. 313
Tsure
I'm naturally dark. I have Native American in me.
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
At least you can tan and get all tanny. 313
And sit on your ass on the riding mower. 131
Originally posted by Tsure
I'm naturally dark. I have Native American in me.
Cheater.
The_Mayor
I have Native American in me but not alot. I'm kindof dark.
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
I pay the pool boy extra to do me it. vin
That happened to me once, my ex's dad hired me to mow his lawn, so I banged her then mowed. vin
The_Mayor
It works,
How long after you banged her did u mow.
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Did you accept the pay? Because that makes you nothing but a common prostitute. vin
Yeah I accepted the pay, it took me like 6 hours to do the front and back (I'm talking about the lawn) so I got $80. vin
Originally posted by The_Mayor
It works,
How long after you banged her did u mow.
Right after the deed was done. 131
silver_tears
Whore. 13jockey
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Whore. 13jockey
It happens to the best of us. 13jockey
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea, but not usually twice a night every night. 13jockey
Who said that? Barker? Thorinn? 13jockey
Tsure
Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea, but not usually twice a night every night. 13jockey Irene...sounds like someone is calling the kettle black.
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
And a little Michael. 13jockey
Little Michael? 13jockey
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Very little. 13jockey
I get it, his penis is small. lawlz. 13jockey
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
lollercopter. vin
I prefer lollerskates. jockey
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
At the loller-rink? 13jockey
Go with me so we can lollerblade? 13jockey
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
K, but only if you're not a lollerholic. 13jockey
I prefer to be sober when we have lollersex. 13jockey
Röland
See ya Irene, don't forget your lollercoat and lollerhat, it's raining outside. 13jockey
Sparkly
Mowing is a pain
It is at its worst during the summer when you get all warm and things faint
Tsure
Originally posted by silver_tears
Very little. 13jockey
That was one time. sly
p.s. How do you know my name? vin I've been here two years.
Who wouldn't know your name?
Sparkly
Originally posted by Tsure
I've been here two years.
Who wouldn't know your name?
I probably would not
Tsure
Originally posted by Sparkly
I probably would not
That's you.
Sparkly
Originally posted by Tsure
That's you.
Yes I sure hope I am not you ermm
Yes I have my flaws mhm
Tsure
Originally posted by Sparkly
Yes I sure hope I am not you ermm
Yes I have my flaws mhm Sounds like a personal problem.
Sith Master X
I always found mowing the lawn to be relaxing. Even if it is hot, I don't know.
The_Mayor
You're weird sir...
Tsure
Originally posted by Sith Master X
I always found mowing the lawn to be relaxing. Even if it is hot, I don't know. How do you do it?
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