Theres an alien in my basement!

LAst night It was storming and there were all kinds of bright flasshes followed by loud booms. I cant be sure, But i think the cause of these flashes and booms was a flying saucer crash landing in my backyard. Of course at the time i didnt think the flashes and loud booming sounds were alien related untill, i started hearing commotion in my basement, As i started down the stairs to investigate i heard Chit chatter that was not of a human tongue followed by strange shadows dancing on the wall.

I locked the alien in my basement, and im not sure who to call about it, I fear the alien wants to suck out my brain and the government is watching my house. If i leave my house the goerment will kill me to cover up the alien contact, and if i seek the aliens help to kill the government i will lose my brain. I am seriously caught in a catch 22...What am i to do?

Make porn of the aliens, sell it, become a billionare. Then buy the government. Problem solved.

How am i going to do this without having my brain sucked out?

Act retarded, they wont need your brain then detective

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
LAst night It was storming and there were all kinds of bright flasshes followed by loud booms. I cant be sure, But i think the cause of these flashes and booms was a flying saucer crash landing in my backyard. Of course at the time i didnt think the flashes and loud booming sounds were alien related untill, i started hearing commotion in my basement, As i started down the stairs to investigate i heard Chit chatter that was not of a human tongue followed by strange shadows dancing on the wall.

I locked the alien in my basement, and im not sure who to call about it, I fear the alien wants to suck out my brain and the government is watching my house. If i leave my house the goerment will kill me to cover up the alien contact, and if i seek the aliens help to kill the government i will lose my brain. I am seriously caught in a catch 22...What am i to do?

this is just plain weird.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, whatever you do, dont drive home sleepy and run over mel gibsons wife.

well that seemed to work out pretty well for him.

I think the alien Is playing with my dance dance revolution game downstairs. I hear it playing. you dont think he is using it to rig up an intergalactic radio to call reinforcments do you?

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
LAst night It was storming and there were all kinds of bright flasshes followed by loud booms. I cant be sure, But i think the cause of these flashes and booms was a flying saucer crash landing in my backyard. Of course at the time i didnt think the flashes and loud booming sounds were alien related untill, i started hearing commotion in my basement, As i started down the stairs to investigate i heard Chit chatter that was not of a human tongue followed by strange shadows dancing on the wall.

I locked the alien in my basement, and im not sure who to call about it, I fear the alien wants to suck out my brain and the government is watching my house. If i leave my house the goerment will kill me to cover up the alien contact, and if i seek the aliens help to kill the government i will lose my brain. I am seriously caught in a catch 22...What am i to do?

Dont you just hate it when that happens! 😠

Inconsiderate bast***s invaded my house three times last month

I'm going to suggest that you go down there, introduce your self to the aliens, and get them good and pissed off so they call for their army to come and than things here will start to get really interesting.

Originally posted by Mišt
Make porn of the aliens, sell it, become a billionare. Then buy the government. Problem solved.

That's just silly.... You can't buy the government!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
That's just silly.... You can't buy the government!

So how did Bush get into power, I cant believe he was actually voted in... 😱

Originally posted by Baylin
So how did Bush get into power, I cant believe he was actually voted in... 😱

He had an alien in his basement too 😄

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
That's just silly.... You can't buy the government!

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I'm going to suggest that you go down there, introduce your self to the aliens, and get them good and pissed off so they call for their army to come and than things here will start to get really interesting.

Even though things will be interesting for you, i wont be around to watch the war seeing how my brain would be sucked out. I dont speak alien anyway...maybe you could teach me and i can try reasoning with it

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
He had an alien in his basement too 😄

Yeah, I chopped mine up with my katana and fed it to my dog, saved me a weeks worth of Dog food money, only thing is he's now turned green and grown another tail... 😕

Its Signs II!!!

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Even though things will be interesting for you, i wont be around to watch the war seeing how my brain would be sucked out. I dont speak alien anyway...maybe you could teach me and i can try reasoning with it

Which loosely means "Hello"

To piss it off you simply slap your ass 10 times than say: Vigglebiggle assknocker tonkadoodle.

Which means: "Your mothering unit was a filthy piece of trash that was found at a dumpster behind the local strip club tonkadoodle"

Originally posted by Baylin
Yeah, I chopped mine up with my katana and fed it to my dog, saved me a weeks worth of Dog food money, only thing is he's now turned green and grown another tail... 😕

Well i just figured out what im going to do with my alien problem then