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Too lazy to write an opening, and I have to go.

But who wins?

Bye lass.


I'll create the backstory

Insert a gorilla into it somewhere.

That's all.

One day...Mogo thje great was drifting through space...alone as he always felt,his mind focusing on that one itch he had never been able to scratch.

Mogo needed to get laid.

Thus,the great planet drifted through the cosmos,llooking for his salvation,first,he visited earth,only to find that Mother earth was ranker then A prostitute who services the homeless.He also visited the planet of Gorillas,only to find trhat it was itself a giant banana. eventually he saw a great,flaming red-head,with a swish he was near the panet,as he formed a mountain for said act,he noticed a tiny morsel scaling his ever growing stone.

Darkseid had a problem with his planet being violated.

BFR!

GF Backstory

DS : I am Darkseid , ever living all powerful god. This lush fertile planet shall be my summer condo...

M : Piss off

DS : Excuse me, are you talking to Darkseid in such a manner, strongest of all Jack Kirby creations, Kryptonian beater, crisis surviver and all around bad motherf*cker ?

M : Yes, now 'op it , twenty three skidoo , sling your hook !

DS : Darkseid takes offense at this !

M : ...and Mogo doesn't socialise chump, now take your thanos esq ass off my surface !

Mortal Kombat voice : Ready FIGHT !

Mine was better

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Mine was better

Mines funnier and doesn't rely on cheap porn jokes

Yours is just incoherent rambling

and atleast my smilies work

Originally posted by grey fox
Mines funnier and doesn't rely on cheap porn jokes :P

Originally posted by grey fox
lush fertile

piss off

Kryptonian beater

motherf*cker

sling your hook

take your thanos esq ass off my surface

Mortal Kombat

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos


Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Now... on to the actual debate.

Who wins?

Darkseid. He regularly chumps green lanterns. So what if this one is a planet ?

Mogo's >/= Odin ...

Darkseid>DC Odin. And.....Darkseid>Marvel Odin. 313

bumprav

Originally posted by Martian_mind
One day...Mogo thje great was drifting through space...alone as he always felt,his mind focusing on that one itch he had never been able to scratch.

Mogo needed to get laid.


Darkseid gets sodomized.