So my brother....
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Tsure
Was watching porn earlier. I knew he was, but my parents didn't. Well they bust him, but everyone including me was suprised. It was gay porn. :O My brother attracts all the ladies and crap, so that was the reason it was a flipping shocker. I don't know if I can even talk to him now.
Tsure
How do you start that kind of a conversation? "So, how long have you liked penis?"
Röland
That's funny, but he's your brother man just because he prefers penis over vagina doesn't mean you should shut him out.
Grinning Goku
Heh, your brother is a homo.
dave_kodak
Originally posted by Tsure
How do you start that kind of a conversation? "So, how long have you liked penis?" Hey man, want a beer, maybe a smoke, how about some cock, i know a guy who lives down the street.
Deathblow
Wow, I bet he's mortified the way you guys found out. I'd suggest nothing but reassurance right now, that he's not going to become an outcast within the family or anything. Coming out is hard, but being caught out is even worse (I'd imagine).
dave_kodak
Originally posted by Tsure
I'm not going to disown him, but it is just akward right now. : \ XD Then you two would get along nicely.
lol.
Being Gay changes nothing about the person, you just learned something new about him, but its still funny with how you found out.
Röland
Originally posted by Tsure
I'm not going to disown him, but it is just akward right now. : \
I understand.
Originally posted by dave_kodak
lol.
Being Gay changes nothing about the person, you just learned something new about him, but its still funny with how you found out.
I agree.
RogerRamjet
i'm so not picking up what you're laying down...
Tsure
Originally posted by dave_kodak
its how i veiw things, for one day i know my son will be gay, and when that comes, it will change nothing. That is nice.
Vinny Valentine
Make a social thread, and stop making a thread for everything.
Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Tsure
I'm not going to disown him, but it is just akward right now. : \ XD Then you two would get along nicely.
Hey, don't get mad at me if your bro wants to be an anal aviator, bro.
Tsure
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Make a social thread, and stop making a thread for everything. No, then Maynard will have won.
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Tsure
No, then Maynard will have won.
Alex always wins.
You can't defeat him.
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Tsure
Was watching porn earlier. I knew he was, but my parents didn't. Well they bust him, but everyone including me was suprised. It was gay porn. :O My brother attracts all the ladies and crap, so that was the reason it was a flipping shocker. I don't know if I can even talk to him now.
bring him my wayherbdryhump i jokes i jokes
dave_kodak
Originally posted by MR.Grum
bring him my wayherbdryhump i jokes i jokes WHAT ARE YOU??????
MR.Grum
Originally posted by dave_kodak
WHAT ARE YOU?????? im american
dave_kodak
Originally posted by MR.Grum
im american O .F.U.C.K.I.N.G. k
Barker
Originally posted by Tsure
Was watching porn earlier. I knew he was, but my parents didn't. Well they bust him, but everyone including me was suprised. It was gay porn. :O My brother attracts all the ladies and crap, so that was the reason it was a flipping shocker. I don't know if I can even talk to him now.
Better sleep with your buns clenched tonight.
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Better sleep with your buns clenched tonight.
Incest is wrong.
Röland
Originally posted by dave_kodak
Office Space was on tv yesterday....
sometimes, i wish i burned the building down.
Originally posted by Barker
Srug.
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
yawn
Ditto?
Barker
Originally posted by dave_kodak
i just wanted to join in on the fun... but i guess when i post nobody has fun *leaves thread only to never come back*
We're really not having fun.
Doesn't feel right in here.
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
If you want.
srug
Originally posted by dave_kodak
i just wanted to join in on the fun... but i guess when i post nobody has fun *leaves thread only to never come back*
You'll be back.
Röland
There is zip, nada, nothing going on.
Röland
Originally posted by dave_kodak
*crys* you know me too well, im so pathetic.
Addicted to KMC. Ha.
Röland
Originally posted by dave_kodak
its all i do.
Lies.
Tsure
Originally posted by Barker
We're really not having fun.
Doesn't feel right in here. You are in a thread about my gay brother.
Barker
Originally posted by Tsure
You are in a thread about my gay brother.
Bragging now?
Why don't you just change your sig to say something about it?
Tsure
Originally posted by Barker
Bragging now?
Why don't you just change your sig to say something about it? No, I'm saying that is why you feel uncomfortable.
Barker
Originally posted by Tsure
No, I'm saying that is why you feel uncomfortable.
Saying that I have something against gays?
Röland
Originally posted by dave_kodak
ok, i also go to work and watch movies and begg my so called girlfriend to secks, sometimes if im lucky she likes me enough to do so.
You have something I dont, a girlfriend and sex.
Tsure
Originally posted by Barker
Saying that I have something against gays? Nope, never said you had something against them.
Barker
Originally posted by Tsure
Nope, never said you had something against them.
Implied?
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Implied?
Ummm yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and kind of agree with you on that...yeah...
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Roland, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would want to do if...
"KMC logout"? What the **** does that mean?
Barker
I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Röland
Hey, we still goin fishin this weekend?
Barker
No, thanks, man. I don't want you ****ing up my life, too.
Röland
Hey Barker man, watch out for your cornhole bud.
Tsure
Originally posted by Barker
Implied? Nope.
Tsure
Originally posted by Barker
Last time, I did not recieve a piece, and I was told that I...
Hey Tsure man, watch out for your cornhole bud. I prefer Dustin.
I don't think he is insestual and I'm sure as hell not.
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Last time, I did not recieve a piece, and I was told that I...
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
dave_kodak
Originally posted by Barker
Tell him I say to guard his cornhole.
Sounds like a case of the Mondays. haha
Röland
Originally posted by dave_kodak
woooo
I used to have those things but women are evil creatures who suck the life force out of men.
Originally posted by Barker
Tell him I say to guard his cornhole.
Sounds like a case of the Mondays.
I'd like to move us right along to a Barker Bear. Now we had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
Tsure
Originally posted by Barker
Tell him I say to guard his cornhole.
I don't think he wants to.
dave_kodak
Yeah women are Evil.
Wanna go gay give old Mist a call. He will show you what to do. vin
Röland
Originally posted by dave_kodak
Yeah women are Evil.
Wanna go gay give old Mist a call. He will show you what to do. vin
I hate you for suggesting I turn gay. Go jump into a fire ant mound b*tch.
Originally posted by Barker
Things, uh... it must be very rough for you.
I can really only think of one reason why he wouldn't.
That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America!
Tsure
Originally posted by Barker
Things, uh... it must be very rough for you.
I can really only think of one reason why he wouldn't. Possibly because he is gay.
Röland
Originally posted by Tsure
Possibly because he is gay.
Oh yea, right.
Originally posted by Barker
Wow, that's messed up.
Not this time. I'll bet I'm the first one laid off! Just the thought of having to go to the state unemployment office and stand in line with those SCUMBAGS...
Röland
Originally posted by dave_kodak
i'd rather jump into my girlfriends pants... they fit me well.
Cool.
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
I love it when he says SCUMBAGS.. 131
Same, doesn't he stumble up the hill too? 131
Tsure
Originally posted by Barker
Is everyone you know gay, or is this all one big coincidence?
I love it when he says SCUMBAGS.. 131 I was talking about my brother UNLESS you are telling me something that I don't know. 131
Tattoo
Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, uses all four hands, like a gorilla..
crylaugh
131
Wow, people have 4 hands?
Barker
Originally posted by Tattoo
Wow, people have 4 hands?
Machamp does.
Originally posted by Tsure
I was talking about my brother UNLESS you are telling me something that I don't know. 131
Like I knew your brother's name.
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, uses all four hands, like a gorilla..
crylaugh
131
131
Originally posted by dave_kodak
im not 100% sure of my straightness
Do you like to **** girls and do you find, boobs/thighs/vagina attractive? If the answer is yes to any of those questions, you're straight or possibly bi.
Tattoo
Originally posted by dave_kodak
im not 100% sure of my straightness
Go suck a chode, then tell us if you are or not.
Röland
Originally posted by dave_kodak
i Believe i am straight as the thought of mist turns me off.
You just found something out about yourself that you didn't know before.
Tsure
Originally posted by Barker
Machamp does.
Like I knew your brother's name. I never used his name. My thread says..."So my brother" -_- Douche
Röland
Originally posted by dave_kodak
no, i knew it, i just like to be a dick, not suck them
Nice use of wordage there. It came out chuckle worthy.
Barker
Originally posted by Tsure
I never used his name. My thread says..."So my brother" -_- Douche
You implied that Dustin was his name.
Tsure
Originally posted by Barker
You implied that Dustin was his name.
No, you called me Tsure. I said I prefered Dustin. -_- Refer back to whatever the ****ing page was. -_-
Röland
Originally posted by Tsure
No, you called me Tsure. I said I prefered Dustin. -_- Refer back to whatever the ****ing page was. -_-
Such anger.
Barker
Originally posted by Tsure
Possibly because he is gay.
Originally posted by Tsure
I was talking about my brother.131
etc etc etc
dave_kodak
Originally posted by Tsure
No, you called me Tsure. I said I prefered Dustin. -_- Refer back to whatever the ****ing page was. -_- Dustin.
I say this to you, in the best way i Can.
Dustin, You have a Brother, who likes the cock.
dave_kodak
Originally posted by Tsure
I know. Not worried about it.
Aboot*
Röland
Originally posted by Tsure
No, more like frustration
Because your bro is gay or because of Barker?
Not that I care which one it is.
Barker
Originally posted by Tsure
No, more like frustration
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it, etc
Röland
Originally posted by Tsure
Both.
My advice for you is:
Call the Park Ranger to take care of Barker.
Watch out for your cornhole regarding your bro. etc.
Barker
Originally posted by Tsure
Already did.
Not that your brother won't try to dam up the river.
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Not that your brother won't try to dam up the river.
I laffed.
Röland
Barker - 7
Tsure - 0
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Röland
Tsure gave up. haermm
Barker
Are you sure? haermm
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Are you sure? haermm
I think.... Oh wait he just posted. haermm
Must have been halftime or some shit.
Röland
For 40 mins. WTF. LOL LAWLZ OMG ROFLCOPTER & LOLLERSKATES!!11!111 haermm
Röland
I didn't ask for your life story. Jeez.
Röland
Whatever. First your brother is gay then you take a shower for 40 mins.
Röland
Originally posted by Tsure
No, 20 min shit. 15 min shower. 5 min shave.
Awesome.
Kram3r
Originally posted by Tsure
No, 20 min shit. 15 min shower. 5 min shave.
You took 20 minutes to shit?
I think your brother might have something to do with that. haermm
Tsure
Originally posted by Kram3r
You took 20 minutes to shit?
I think your brother might have something to do with that. haermm No, I just take my time.
Sparkly
Originally posted by Tsure
Was watching porn earlier. I knew he was, but my parents didn't. Well they bust him, but everyone including me was suprised. It was gay porn. :O My brother attracts all the ladies and crap, so that was the reason it was a flipping shocker. I don't know if I can even talk to him now.
Say what you want but I congratulate you
Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
You took 20 minutes to shit?
I think your brother might have something to do with that. haermm
crylaugh
Barker
At least I'm old enough to. 13
Council#13
Originally posted by Tsure
Was watching porn earlier. I knew he was, but my parents didn't. Well they bust him, but everyone including me was suprised. It was gay porn. :O My brother attracts all the ladies and crap, so that was the reason it was a flipping shocker. I don't know if I can even talk to him now.
Riiiiiight. I'll just pretend we can all go ahead and share personal stories about our families. Or make them up. Whichever one is the one that happens more often. "More often" here being synonymous with "right now."
ThePittman
Well if he gets all the girls then have him send them your way
Mit
So UPDATE? Barker, how you UPDATE? uh, how you doing UPDATE? on that novel UPDATE? you been working on? 13
Barker
If you go to KRAM3R'S HOUSE and get a picture of KRAM3R doing something stupid. (Or someone, I'm not too fussed about what KRAM3R is doing.)
Mit
My god, we've all been victims of Dr. Hartman's "Prostate Exam." Well gentlemen, the abuse stops here. I will not turn a brown eye to this. I am gonna sue that bastard and make him pay out the ass. No ifs, ands, or butts. I'm gonna be really anal about this.
Sphincter.
Mit
Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
Tsure
Originally posted by Sparkly
Say what you want but I congratulate you
Why?
Barker
Originally posted by Tsure
Bring it back to the top.
Etc.
Da Rev
Originally posted by Tsure
No, then Maynard will have won.
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Alex always wins.
You can't defeat him. hahaha, so true.
~Rad~
Originally posted by Tsure
Was watching porn earlier. I knew he was, but my parents didn't. Well they bust him, but everyone including me was suprised. It was gay porn. :O My brother attracts all the ladies and crap, so that was the reason it was a flipping shocker. I don't know if I can even talk to him now.
Wow. shock Er- has he actually admitted he's gay?
Tsure
Originally posted by ~Rad~
Wow. shock Er- has he actually admitted he's gay?
Nope, but the evidence is hard to beat.
Da Rev
Originally posted by Tsure
Nope, but the evidence is hard to beat. No pun intended.
Barker
Originally posted by Da Rev
No pun intended.
crylaugh
Marko
Dont. Thats the last thing i wanted when i came out just be normal with him. like nothing happened. when the time is right you ill talk about it
Selina*Starfire
Originally posted by Tsure
Nope, but the evidence is hard to beat.
You got a point there... but still, you should give him a chance to explain himself, when he's ready. confused
Bardock42
Originally posted by Tsure
Was watching porn earlier. I knew he was, but my parents didn't. Well they bust him, but everyone including me was suprised. It was gay porn. :O My brother attracts all the ladies and crap, so that was the reason it was a flipping shocker. I don't know if I can even talk to him now.
Yeah, I have problems talking to them faggits, too.
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by DustinTsure
Was watching porn earlier. I knew he was, but my parents didn't. Well they bust him, but everyone including me was suprised. It was gay porn. :O My brother attracts all the ladies and crap, so that was the reason it was a flipping shocker. I don't know if I can even talk to him now.
I didn't even read what your first post said, but I'm glad your brother got in trouble with the cops. Serves him right for what he did.
Röland
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Mairuzu
Whats wrong with a little bit of gay porn here and there?
LilyMaree
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Whats wrong with a little bit of gay porn here and there?
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