Joker VS Catwoman

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Goddess Kali
Movie Joker, from the original Batman movie (Jack Nicholson)


VS


Movie Catwoman, from Batman Returns (Michelle Pheiffer)




Remember:


Joker is psychotic, has no regard for anyone's life, has no fear, is very intelligent and calculating


Catwoman is enraged, emotionally unstable, bullying, daring, and has nine lives


Who would win in a one on one fight ?

jrodslam
Joker.

Goddess Kali
okay, why ?

Caps Conscience
Catwoman, because she would fall for one of Jokers tricks before she kills him.

Goddess Kali
i thnk the fact that Catwoman has nine lives gives her the ultamate advantage...plus, she's fairly strong and agile

Lethal_Rise
but Jokers insane and a genius. bad combination.

Goddess Kali
if the fight were in Joker's territory, and Joker planned ahead, than he'll most likely win


If the fight is sudden and unexpected, then Catwoman will most likely win

Lethal_Rise
I agree.

LogicalDebater
CATWOMAN BY A MILE, SHE EATS PEOPLE WITH HER PUSSY

Goddess Kali
Originally posted by LogicalDebater
CATWOMAN BY A MILE, SHE EATS PEOPLE WITH HER PUSSY


laughing

Goddess Kali
Catwoman is also physically stronger and far more durable

Lethal_Rise
logicaldebater's trying t get banned but w/e.

Goddess Kali
yeah hes a troll and a half

LogicalDebater
no please don't ban me I promise to be nice and play well with the other kids mommy, pretty please mommy!!!

guy222
Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Movie Joker, from the original Batman movie (Jack Nicholson)


VS


Movie Catwoman, from Batman Returns (Michelle Pheiffer)




Remember:


Joker is psychotic, has no regard for anyone's life, has no fear, is very intelligent and calculating


Catwoman is enraged, emotionally unstable, bullying, daring, and has nine lives


Who would win in a one on one fight ?

Michelle FTW

Dedee is hotter big grin

Sledgehamster
Joker easily lures her into a trap and unloads nine bullets into her.

Goddess Kali
How do you know nine bullets will kill her ?


50 Cent survived 9 shots, he only has one life.


Beatrice from Kill Bill survived being shot in the head, she only has one life.


Catwoman has 9, nine bullets may only be enough to take one of her lives.



Joker's victory only lies in his cunning and planning...if the fight were one on one, and unexpected, the victory is in Catwoman's hands.

don't shiv
Catwoman w/e

on one condition

Selina rips his tongue out first

starking
Nicholson's Joker, is one of the best portrayals of the character ever. However in none prep battle, Selina takes a majority.

Sledgehamster
Originally posted by Goddess Kali
How do you know nine bullets will kill her ?

Joker's victory only lies in his cunning and planning...if the fight were one on one, and unexpected, the victory is in Catwoman's hands.

Well, in the movies, Shrek shot her a couple times in the gut and she counted off two lives.

But without prep he probably loses. Unless he blinds her with some acid in the eyes.

Goddess Kali
well that is true, joker has more versatile weapons


it basically comes down to his intelligence and psychosis vs her anger and strength

don't shiv
and agility and reach advantage the bolo whip gives her and stealth training and long legs I.M.O.

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