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I'm having a problem, I think I might be pregnant. Can someone PM me so I can tell you the story and you can tell me if I am or not. Now just so you know, I'm a virgin.

I'd like the people to be non-virgins if possible. Thanks

How can you be pregnant and a virgin?

Mary?

THE SECOND COMING!

the story isn't PG friendly. PM me and I'll tell you

Call JesusIsAlive!

Originally posted by Barker
Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody.

F*ckin A man.

Oooh. Yeah.

I think I know what happened.

Originally posted by Parttime Ninja
I'm having a problem, I think I might be pregnant. Can someone PM me so I can tell you the story and you can tell me if I am or not. Now just so you know, I'm a virgin.

I'd like the people to be non-virgins if possible. Thanks Im honestly not knowing what to say here. You obviously have a story to tell... Im slightly curious.. but if you are a virgin... I dont see how it possible you can be pregnant.


....images of turkey basters come to mind though from a story I heard once.


EDIT: Ash?... I just checked your profile and see its you.. back for more attention?

I'm a 'non virgin' and willing to help. I'm quite bemused as to how it has happened, if you're a virgin though.

5$ It is a test tube baby.

i know all about the story.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
i know all about the story.

Don't hold out on us.

Yeah spill...

Does it involve the word 'swallow'?

people wanked on said person? i dont know i just like attention.

I'll be the man and ask.

I hate you and hope fire ants sting you.

I asked. mhm

Originally posted by dave_kodak
woo

DOES IT BURN!?

Originally posted by Barker
I got stung by one on Friday.

131



Did you cry for Thorinn? 131

Originally posted by dave_kodak
Yeah mother fu.cker i hope it burns like anal sex with no lube... wait.... shit... your' talking to me... damn it!

Yeah I'm talking to you. You gonna do something about it?

Damnit, she won't reply.

Originally posted by Barker
No, I squished it against my leg and got a bottle of water and emptied it into the nearest ant hill.

srug

lol pwnt. etc. jockey

Originally posted by dave_kodak
im guna fall in love with those Pretty eyes of yours.... or something a little less gay like agree that im a moron.

Don't ever hit on me again or I'll have Barker eat your face or something to that degree.

Originally posted by Parttime Ninja
I'm having a problem, I think I might be pregnant. Can someone PM me so I can tell you the story and you can tell me if I am or not. Now just so you know, I'm a virgin.

I'd like the people to be non-virgins if possible. Thanks

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
hmmm *wonders what that would look like*

That doesn't even look like a bear. But I like the blood. 5/10.

Originally posted by Barker
Stopped dating dwarfs last week.

I thought you were still dating that nice girl named Susan.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
you know, you late night people are alright.

I try. 131

Originally posted by Barker
No, but I saved a bunch of money on my Pokemon Insurance by switching to Barco.

The one with the little talking Bear in the commercials?

Originally posted by dave_kodak
im sure you do, which is why i shall stop bothering you.... as much as i can.

Bother me all you want, I mean that in the least homosexual way possible.

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, with the Australian accent?

That's the one.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
I am really not all... "THAT" Annoying once people get to know me, Sometimes people find i can be rather helpful and can make some sense, but its only when i want to, other then that, everyone can **** off if they don't like my lack of logic.




Table Hockey?

*skims over top part*



I'd pwn you in table hockey. I'm not even Canadian.

Originally posted by Barker
Alright, mate.

Mate? Ew.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
i suck at all sports, unless sitting on my ass is a sport.

I was good at football in High School but Barker said I was fat.

Originally posted by Barker
Soz.



I said you were mildly obese.

It's k.

I'd rather be called fat if you want to use the term obese.

o.O

Originally posted by dave_kodak
o.O

>.<

Originally posted by Barker
Oh, aight.


I meant you were obese in that "can get any woman that Barker doesn't want" sort of way.

Sweet, can I be your wingman?

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, can you handle the 50 BJs an hour wage?

Yeah, easily.

You're in then.

salute

Sweet.

When do I start?

Tomorrow.

After you do the laundry. Be sure to get those stains out.

I'll be there at 8.

Don't try to tell me how to do laundry.

Originally posted by Barker
Not my fault your idea of washing rags is burning them. salute

Only if they're really stained. salute

Well, mine are.

They used to be black. Now you'd think they were bleached.

salute

Better to just burn them. salute

Do it down in Texas.

Or wherever Thorinn lives.

salute

I'll do it outside his house.

salute

Good thinking, he needs to come out for sunlight at some point. salute

You guys are such homosexicles. 313

Originally posted by Barker
Good thinking, he needs to come out for sunlight at some point. salute

Thorinn is pretty pasty, that no sun gettin motherf*cker. salute

Originally posted by silver_tears
You guys are such homosexicles. 313

Popsicle? 313

Share? 313

I only have milk. 131

Loser. 313

I fail. 131

Originally posted by silver_tears
Quoted for truth. 313

Quoted to quote. 131

Failorz lawlz. vin

i try so hard not to fail. lawlz, i'm such a nub. vin

yarly. vin

orly? vin

fo sho vin

That girl was a ho, for sho. haermm

Did you bang her? 13jockey

I tried but she said I was too big for her. 13jockey

lawlz much vin

I didn't want to hurt her so I had to swallow my pride and zip up my fly. haermm

And leave your high heels behind? haermm

They were so pretty too. haermm

With the feathers and everything. cryoh

Yeah and now that **** has them. cryoh

Originally posted by Parttime Ninja
I'm having a problem, I think I might be pregnant. Can someone PM me so I can tell you the story and you can tell me if I am or not. Now just so you know, I'm a virgin.

I'd like the people to be non-virgins if possible. Thanks

Wait 9 months, if you have a baby, you're pregnant haermmjockey

Originally posted by Parttime Ninja
I'm having a problem, I think I might be pregnant. Can someone PM me so I can tell you the story and you can tell me if I am or not. Now just so you know, I'm a virgin.

I'd like the people to be non-virgins if possible. Thanks

You're having a problem? Sounds more like you're having a delusional episode about being pregnant...

Originally posted by Baylin
You're having a problem? Sounds more like you're having a delusional episode about being pregnant... delusional with a capital D... somethings never change...

pointandlaugh

What an idiot.