Batman needs a new partner

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endrict
Batman needs a new partner but it's going to be one from Marvel.

Write a brief review for each person from Batmans point of view on why that person is a good choice or a bad one.

Who will be the best one to join him?

Logan
Captain America
Forge
Cyke
Deadpool
Punisher
Black Widow
Psylocke
DareDevil
Spider-man

srankmissingnin
Originally posted by endrict
Batman needs a new partner but it's going to be one from Marvel.

Write a brief review for each person from Batmans point of view on why that person is a good choice or a bad one.

Who will be the best one to join him?

Logan
Captain America
Forge
Cyke
Deadpool
Punisher
Black Widow
Psylocke
DareDevil
Spider-man

Most of those guys don't need a side kick...

endrict
And Bats does?

Tyranno-Chris
Spiderman would be good. But he wouldnt want to.

LORDSIDIOUS01
Originally posted by endrict
And Bats does?

Batman doesn't not always need a partner.

Evil_Ash
Originally posted by LORDSIDIOUS01
Batman doesn't not always need a partner.

Lies.


Robin = Sex ninjashakefist

LORDSIDIOUS01
Originally posted by Evil_Ash
Lies.


Robin = Sex ninjashakefist


no hysterical

shksprtx
This one's not on the list but:

Puck (a.k.a. Eugene Milton Judd):

Pros: Extensive resume, formidable combat skills, agile and clever. Talented at acrobatic maneuvers. Shorter than me, allowing him to perform reconnaisance duties in tight areas.

Cons: Older than me, stronger and more durable than me (could be a plus, though), not known to rely upon gadgets. Says, "eh?" a lot. Not likely to cuddle me at night.

Scoobless
I thought Superman was his sidekick these days.

smile

Darth Vicious
I think Bats would find one of the male members from Young Avengers or Runaways more to his liking seeing he prefers young boys as sidekicks.

Symmetric Chaos
Logan - too angsty

Captain America - to dead (while alive colors were to bright)

Forge - don't want to get shown up during prep

Cyke - former team leader unlikely to take orders

Deadpool - too crazy tends to use lethal foce

Punisher - tends to use leath force

Black Widow - cooties

Psylocke - cooties

DareDevil - independent streak, too old for my tastes

Spider-man - too angsty, too many social ties, tends to lose loved ones

Badabing
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Logan - too angsty

Captain America - to dead (while alive colors were to bright)

Forge - don't want to get shown up during prep

Cyke - former team leader unlikely to take orders

Deadpool - too crazy tends to use lethal foce

Punisher - tends to use leath force

Black Widow - cooties

Psylocke - cooties

DareDevil - independent streak, too old for my tastes

Spider-man - too angsty, too many social ties, tends to lose loved ones Cooties!!! eek! laughing laughing

llagrok
Sidekicks that could kick his ass...

GGS
Edit: Oops from Marvel

Bucky so he could compare the Capt America 'experience' with the Batman 'experience' see who's got the bigger bang and all...lol.....maybe a bad innuedo joke there.

Entity
Patriot (Elijah Bradley) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_%28comics%29

WrathfulDwarf
From that list...

Logan: Bub, bub, bub, bub..boring.

Captain America: wuss and a quits.

Forge: Nah.

Cyke: Insecure...always have to worry about Wolvie...

Deadpool: Interesting choice.

Punisher: Are you kidding me?

Black Widow: Tries to seduce Bruce.... Selina will jump on her ass.

Psylocke: Mutant..nah.

DareDevil: Fought in the past...not a good relationship.

Spider-man:Too idiotic...revealing his secret identity...could compramise Bruce identity.

Perfect partner.....War Machine! He's practically Tony's pet.

jrodslam
Daredevil and Widow would probably make the best partners for Bats.

Redatom65
Originally posted by Scoobless
I thought Superman was his sidekick these days.

smile


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Entity
Originally posted by Redatom65
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Clark is just Bruce's bizznatch! yes

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