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Ask me anything. Any queries you have about intra-race dynamics, belief systems, tastes in film, death etc. will be answered here. So, feel free to ask a black guy.

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i have a question for a black guy.

... Hows it going?

zcartoons0045

Good. I'm single right now, and I'm not looking for serious relationship with a female. So, basically, I want to feck femalez casually. Prolly only mess with one for a while, though. That's why it's going kinda good.

How does it feel to have a smaller brain than us white christian folk?

cool?//.... i dunt know, i couldnt do such things.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
How does it feel to have a smaller brain than us white christian folk?

Pretty good, O.G. I'd rather be big down low, than up top. Knowwhumsayin, nigga?

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/xMamiix-mikejones_grill.jpg

Jesus save him, please.

Jesus ain' white foo'. Now my sperm, that shit's white. But, I still make black babies.

Here's my question:

How long?

My penis or life expectancy?

You know...

About 7.1 inches long and 5.5 inches around.

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
About 7.1 inches long and 5.5 inches around.
Your arms?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
About 7.1 inches long and 5.5 inches around.

OK. It's 7.1 inches long and has a girth of 5.5 inches. Comprende?

Originally posted by Adam_PoE


What's so funny?

My goat penis goes into my goat vagina for safe storage...

*cough*

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/426257_1-ask-strangelove

jockey

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
What's so funny?

To paraphrase Bill Maher, men who brag about having a big penis usually do not. You are proof of that.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Fixed.

jockey

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
To paraphrase Bill Maher, men who brag about having a big penis usually do not. You are proof of that.

I don't think 7 inches is big. It's above average but not big. I'm being honest about my size. If I wanted to exaggerate, I would have said it was 9 inches long and 6 inches thick. Jeez.

"every black baby is born with rhythm"

- krs-one

I'd say five inches around is exaggerating.

Anti-Boioioioioioing...

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I'd say five inches around is exaggerating.

No, not really.

Yeah, yeah really.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I'd say five inches around is exaggerating.

Pretty much.

Well, I've measured myself before. I'm sure those numbers are accurate. Don't take my word for it, then. I'm familiar with my anatomy.

Sausage-fest...

Haha you're fighting over some random guys cock size.

Gay.

Uber gay.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Well, I've measured myself before. I'm sure those numbers are accurate. Don't take my word for it, then. I'm familiar with my anatomy. You've measured? Ah yes, I remember doing that when I was young and a loser.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
You have a light blue sig. Thats even gayerer, etc..

You have a Halo 3 sig. That is so not gay, it's gay. etc.

Uhm, ok, Is this picture really bad? Or semi-attractive? ermm
I've gotten both, so I decided to ask a young black man

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Uhm, ok, Is this picture really bad? Or semi-attractive? ermm
I've gotten both, so I decided to ask a young black man Ohmygod. There needs to be more of that.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Fixed. I'm black

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
So, now its gay to be not gay? 131

Sure. haermm

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Uhm, ok, Is this picture really bad? Or semi-attractive? ermm
I've gotten both, so I decided to ask a young black man

^
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Ohmygod. There needs to be more of that.

hey if ur black,then wut type of freshcut u get????

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I'd say five inches around is exaggerating.

Not for a black man.

Ignore them Goku, they feel inferior.

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Uhm, ok, Is this picture really bad? Or semi-attractive? ermm
I've gotten both, so I decided to ask a young black man

Damn... you've got nice boobs... and, semi-attractive? It's hot

Originally posted by Riverollv
Damn... you've got nice boobs... and, semi-attractive? It's hot

Wow nice one there. "Semi-attractive".

ya'll r pervs!!!!u supposed to keep dat stitt to yo self ****in intrnet nerds

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Uhm, ok, Is this picture really bad? Or semi-attractive? ermm
I've gotten both, so I decided to ask a young black man

That's QUITE attractive. drooldrooldrooliodroolio

Please do continue. Any other friends need a second opinion?

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm black

I was black first! Mooommmmm!!! Strangelove is hogging all the black!

how do ya'll know if dere attrictive or not????

nvr mind ,i've seen better frm a 14 yr old(im 13)

You have horrible spelling.

stfu dawg ,i aint a computer nerd like ya'll!!!!!! im a regular person frm tha hood

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I was black first! Mooommmmm!!! Strangelove is hogging all the black! You can;t have any

whoz frm dallas Tx and can dance?????

Originally posted by IM_HALF_DEAD06
stfu dawg ,i aint a computer nerd like ya'll!!!!!! im a regular person frm tha hood

And any self-respecting black person would spell correctly.

But then again, you're not really black. It's obvious because you talk liek steriotypical black people talk. "dawg" is out, now we refer to each other and others as "nigga", well, the guetto black people do anyway.

Originally posted by Bruce Leeroy
And any self-respecting black person would spell correctly.

But then again, you're not really black. It's obvious because you talk liek steriotypical black people talk. "dawg" is out, now we refer to each other and others as "nigga", well, the guetto black people do anyway.

im not blakk,im an illegal ho3 ,u gotta problema esa????

I think you'd have problem writing an essay.

naw im an honor student tryin to keep away frm my ex gang!!!!!

Well, that's pretty good, bro. Keep it up.

Originally posted by IM_HALF_DEAD06
naw im an honor student tryin to keep away frm my ex gang!!!!! The Girl Scouts?

no the cripz

So if your an honor student why do you have grammar of a six year old?

Originally posted by Riverollv
Yeah, I know. Sadly, it's not mine. She invented it:
"Uhm, ok, Is this picture really bad? Or semi-attractive?"

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
The Girl Scouts?

The Gang formally known as The Girl Scouts.

yall stupid im too lay Z to write proper

plus its summer ,its my time to B lay Z and dance

Originally posted by IM_HALF_DEAD06
plus its summer ,its my time to B lay Z and dance

I think what you meant to type was:

"+" it beez slummer , my tyme 2 Bee lai-Zee & dunce..

naw im not a retard like yall computer nerds

Most probably...

yall just h8in cuz i gotta lif3

Originally posted by IM_HALF_DEAD06
naw im not a retard like yall computer nerds

I think I also know what you meant to type there:

Hee-haw i aint' not a redtard like hee-haw! compooder candy!!1!

Originally posted by IM_HALF_DEAD06
yall just h8in cuz i gotta lif3

And right here I think you stated:

I have no life, someone please shoot me...

naw my life is dancin for girls @ 15's and blow outs ,plus i roam the streets and well known here

Originally posted by IM_HALF_DEAD06
naw my life is dancin for girls @ 15's and blow outs ,plus i roam the streets and well known here

No, your some white guy in New Jersey who lives in his mom's basement.

no u wanna see me dawg,go to meetfish.com and look 4 manueland im the 1 in the bandana,plus im 14 and fresh to death

K, I'll be sure to do that.

ok,trust me if i were white i'd kill myself

Originally posted by IM_HALF_DEAD06
no u wanna see me dawg,go to meetfish.com and look 4 manueland im the 1 in the bandana,plus im 14 and fresh to death

Okay, now this one's a real Loo-loo, but I think you said:

My name is Mark Fisher from the suburbs, I'm in accounting, can't type now, Frasier is on.

Originally posted by IM_HALF_DEAD06
ok,trust me if i were white i'd kill myself
Racist much?

I'm not a racist Roland, you freakin' pizza pie!

Originally posted by Scythe
I'm not a racist Roland, you freakin' pizza pie!

Not you Scythe.

kinda????and i h8 frasier,g2g mi future wifeys calllin me,peac3

Originally posted by IM_HALF_DEAD06
kinda????and i h8 frasier,g2g mi future wifeys calllin me,peac3

I'll take this one Scythe.

Got to go, my mom wants to comb my hair before I go masturbate to Cher music videos.

I taught you well Roland.

Ignore him.... he's a f*ckin racist... if we're stupid computer life-wasting nerds why doesn't he gtfo of here and go to a funny funny party, instead of wasting he's "precious" time here with the nerdies, eh?

What the hell is a funny funny party?

I wanna go to a funny funny party, it sounds funny!

Roland did you get an invitation?!

Originally posted by Scythe
I taught you well Roland.

Did you like that one?

Originally posted by Scythe
What the hell is a funny funny party?

I wanna go to a funny funny party, it sounds funny!

Roland did you get an invitation?!

Nope. I don't get invited to shit. haermm

Of course you don't. Only that racist. We're cool people.

Originally posted by Scythe
It was quite good.



Well of course you don't, who the f*ck would invite you to see a piece of poop?

Thanks.

Good point.

Originally posted by Riverollv
Of course you don't. Only that racist. We're cool people.

That's gay. His dumbass parties have cool names...

Whereareas our cool parties have sucky ass names, like KMC...

Originally posted by Scythe
Bwahaha! Hey Roland! Come see this goat-turd I just logged out!

I'll pass. Ask Barker though.

Yeah, but we're still cooler than him. A cool name doesn't make a party cool...it's the cool people, like us

Poor Barker. He will eventually get to see it.

He better see it.

Or it better see him...while he's sleepin'...

Why?

Because that's when a Barker is less alert, don't you watch the Discovery Channel?

whats it like being a black man?

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
whats it like being a black man?

A question I wouldn't doubt Barker could also answer.

Originally posted by Scythe
Because that's when a Barker is less alert, don't you watch the Discovery Channel?

Can't say that I do.

Originally posted by Scythe
Will do!

Scythe: Oh hey Barker! Wanna see my lil' poopy I just made after the thought of IM_HALF_STUPID08 sent my liver stones in a tantrum?

Barker: In a minute Scythe, I'm almost done combing Mist's mom's hair!

Scythe: : : Shudders : : Alright, well hurry up before the RAZ-fishies finish it!

Barker: Hold on man, now I gotta call Irene and hang up on her abruptly so I can have a conversation starter tomorrow with her!

Scythe: You missed it!!!

Barker: Bark-dammit! Everytime!

Scythe: Yeah...


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crylaugh crylaugh crylaugh

Still in the Garden of Eden you gullible *****.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
whats it like being a black man?

other than being pulled over by the police for nothing and the first person accused of something, not so bad ermm

Originally posted by Barker
It's funnier when it actually says it.

I laffed at it.

New thread.

Go visit.

jockey

When there is no more room in hell, I will. jockey

KK, don't forget our hospitality. jockey

**** forget. haermm

* haermm

Originally posted by Barker


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crylaugh crylaugh crylaugh

Thank you, thank you.

I should write a KMC play...

sythe ur gay plus i gotta go my gay azz cuzz came to my house and is tellin me to get ready to go sum where idk where

Originally posted by SpadeKing
other than being pulled over by the police for nothing and the first person accused of something, not so bad ermm
word

Originally posted by IM_HALF_DEAD06
sythe ur gay plus i gotta go my gay azz cuzz came to my house and is tellin me to get ready to go sum where idk where

Idiot.

short and sweet

ay tengu u live n uptown dallas

Why do most blaxploitation films suck?

wut?????????????????????

Originally posted by Slay
Why do most blaxploitation films suck?

They're just copying mediocre mainstream tripe. I mean, come on. Blacula???!! Can't really expect too much.

Originally posted by IM_HALF_DEAD06
sythe ur gay plus i gotta go my gay azz cuzz came to my house and is tellin me to get ready to go sum where idk where

Whatever, F*ck this!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
whats it like being a black man?

You don't need sunscreen. You pay a hell of a lot for lip balm, and people follow you around in fancy clothing stores. Watch out, Abercrombie and Fitch. Imma coming!

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
You don't need sunscreen. You pay a hell of a lot for lip balm, and people follow you around in fancy clothing stores. Watch out, Abercrombie and Fitch. Imma coming!

depends how dark you are for the sunscreen if you don't wear any you'll end up like wesley snipes and what self-respecting black man would you find in abercrombie or fitch?

Originally posted by SpadeKing
what self-respecting black man would you find in abercrombie or fitch?

A gay one...

Originally posted by Scythe
A gay one...

sadly I know someone who works at abercrombie and he is black... either that or he was just badly burnt ionno ermm

Ah the racism...

Boat rhymes with Moat.

Oat.

not really racist if black guys says something else bad about another black guy unless being half black messes it up

Everything's racist to most African-Americans...

I'm just gonna not say anything on the matter anymore.

Originally posted by Scythe
Everything's racist to most African-Americans...

I'm just gonna not say anything on the matter anymore.

thats racist!

mhm

You're racist!

Originally posted by Barker
Boat rhymes with Moat.

Oat.

and err cow rhymes with how?

ow

Originally posted by Scythe
You're racist!

we're all racist!

Don't drag me into this!

fine everyone is racist but Scythe
coughoutcastcough

Whoo-hoo! Dodged the bullet!

I just missed my KMC 1 year anniversary 3 days ago cry

Really now?

bliggle is the new word

I missed my KMC 1 year bliggle?

Hey Goku,

What's it like bangin' all those tourists in ******? awesome