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Well, Mist was there buying his KY jelly that he was going to need for the night ahead. You see, every wednesday night he goes to an all male bath house and well, he needs it. As he was buying it, he fell victim to a Bull that was running through the sports section. He was gored in the rectum (damn near killed him), Luckily the KY was on hand to get the horn out. But now he needs extensive butt surgery. Please send $4 to me so I can pay for the hooker tonig- I mean, so I can pay for Mists surgery.

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God is watching you wank.
Kram3r too.

Bark-Mart: Always good BJs, Always!

i dont even know what to say to that

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Pink-Eye Special.

I heard Bark-Mart gives excellent facials.

Rectum, damn near killed him. 131

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Its a rumor.

They give GREAT facials.

Do they have any Brown-Eye specials to go along with the Pink-Eye special?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
No

But I do sly

That sucks.

How much? sly

$3.50


Don't ask how I know that ermjuggler

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
What'chu Got? sly

Nevermind it looks like Strangelove is a taker. sly

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Pssst. He's filthy ermm

Well I don't want anything going up my ass. ermmnone

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Pssst. He's filthy ermm Not what you said that night cry

Originally posted by Strangelove
Not what you said that night cry *plays recorded message*

Maynard:You're filthy
Strangelove:I'm the Catcher.

*clicks off tape recorder*

sly

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
You sure? sly

Yeah man, gotta watch out for my cornhole.

Originally posted by Barker
Irony.

It is?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Me too sly

Don't let Fuze near it. haermm

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
*plays recorded message*

Maynard:You're filthy
Strangelove:I'm the Catcher.

*clicks off tape recorder*

sly forgery shock

Originally posted by Strangelove
forgery shock Negative shock

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Negative shock LIES shock

Originally posted by Strangelove
LIES shock TIES

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
TIES CHAINS? _13_

Originally posted by Strangelove
CHAINS? _13_ Lame 131

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Lame 131 sadwalk

Never shopping at Barkmart again....crutch

Mist told me he was going to the bait shop to pick up some tackle for our fishing trip, I didn't think literal butt-tackle...

I'm always watching. Don't worry though, I'm mostly viewing Maynard. sly