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Hi
Remember when we did "what they were really saying" with COTBP and DMC? Let's do it for AWE. If anyone knows how to get ahold of a script, that would come in handy. Otherwise we'll have to just watch the released clips or do the best we can from memory. I'll do my best.

Last scene first:

Child: (singing) ..."and really bad eggs, drink up, me hearties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

Translation: (singing) ..."and followed by Mum, singing, ever singing her song. Mum's song, Mum's song, because I don't have a dad.

(Elizabeth smiles and catches up to him)

Translation: Animals of Shipwreck Cove, I give you, your Lion King!

(Out on the horizon, the Flying Dutchman approaches. Captain Will has an eager expression on his face.)

Translation: If she can notice I bought a new shirt, the curse will be broken.

NEW SHIRT!

But notice that he has the same bandana as before.

lol i loved that old thread

lmao!! i so miss these!!

gah.. i missed these, missed as in i didn't see em!

comeon guysz!! i want more!!!

Oh, I am sooooo in. This is what brought me to KMC in the first place. Somebody, GET THAT SCRIPT!!!

I'm doing this on memory so don't blame me.

Just a few one liners.

Tia: don't say u didn't enjoy it at the time!
TR: remember da wipped cream?

JAck:...four of u tried to kill me. One of u succeeded.
TR: all of u tried to kiss me one of u DID!

lol...

tried to kiss me? dude! horrid and funny and weird pictures scrolling in my mind!

lol!! nice!!!

Gibbs: To what? 9 pieces of whatever we happen to have in our pockets at the time? Oh yes, that sounds VERY piratey!
Trans: My g*d, sometimes you are as stupid as Will!

lol!

gah.. i wanna try!

then try!!!

*all holding pistols to eachother*
Trans:Jack-I WILL OWN YOU ALL!!

*barbossa starts laughing
trans: LMFAO!!! LOOK AT GIBB'S SHIRT!!

*everyone else starts laughing*
Trans:Liz- LOL!!!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

*Jack starts laughing*
Trans:Jack-....HAHAHA!! IT LOOKS LIKE A GGIIRLL SHIRT!!

*all stop laughing and put pistols back up*
Trans:Barbossa: now lets stop making fun of Gibbs! we can only make fun of Will!!

*Gibbs points gun at Barbossa*
Trans:Gibbs: HEY! THIS SHIRT IS NOT DORKY! ITS VINTAGE!! You guys do not know style....

lol..!

lemme try. it would suck. i think.

beckett: You're mad!
trans: don't tell me you're leaving again like you did once!

Jack: If I'm not this would probably never work(or something like that)
trans: well, duh, who would want to be with you?!

no, it's funny

a thanks is in order then...

Will Turner: Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
Do you take me to bore you for eternity?

Elizabeth Swann: I do.
As long as I can make out with Jack when i want.

Will Turner: Great!
Deal!

Elizabeth Swann: Will Turner, do you take me to be your wife, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?
Less likely because I'm planning on killing you off for your money so Jack and I can get a condo in Mexico.

Will Turner: I do.
As long as you "marry" me in the Jack sense of the word before you kill me!

Barbossa: You may kiss! You may kiss! JUST KISS!
You may kiss now kiss Jack!

Jack appears and Lizzie proceeds to kiss him.

Will: This is the happiest day of my life.


I'm stupid lol

lol, it's funny

That's right. tank

thank you then..

lmao!!!! that was hilarious!! condo in Mexico...

lol, we need to get our hands on that script.

(Teague behind Jack)

Teague: You're in my way, boy.

Translation: I can't see the gorgeous gal in the Samurai gear.

lol!

yes, i definitely totally agree.

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!! or...son like father...either one

That would be a weird triangle, wouldn't it? Jack and his dad and Liz.

and a very big barrel of rum

A very, very big barrel.

jack his father and liz?

weird.

oooh. rum makes everything better.

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Hi
Remember when we did "what they were really saying" with COTBP and DMC? Let's do it for AWE. If anyone knows how to get ahold of a script, that would come in handy. Otherwise we'll have to just watch the released clips or do the best we can from memory. I'll do my best.

Last scene first:

Child: (singing) ..."and really bad eggs, drink up, me hearties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

Translation: (singing) ..."and followed by Mum, singing, ever singing her song. Mum's song, Mum's song, because I don't have a dad.

(Elizabeth smiles and catches up to him)

Translation: Animals of Shipwreck Cove, I give you, your Lion King!

(Out on the horizon, the Flying Dutchman approaches. Captain Will has an eager expression on his face.)

Translation: If she can notice I bought a new shirt, the curse will be broken.

Lion King! lmao!!!

I'm not sure i remember everything

Lizzie: I vote myself
trans: my milkshake brings all the pirates in the yard

Jocard: I vote myself
trans: I like pie

Barbossa: I vote myself
trans: you have no milkshake

Chevalle: I vote myself
trans: OOHHH!!!! You got moded!!

Corsair: I vote myself
trans: I got man boobs!!!

Mistriss Ching: I vote myself
trans: I have milkshake too!!

vilanueva of Spain: I vote myself
trans: yours are all wrinkly!!!

sri sumbaji right hand man: Sri votes himself
trans: Hahahahaha very true!! i have a voice no one can have

Jack: I vote for Captain Swann
trans: I agree she has the best milkshake i do her- i mean she is the best!!

but actually they said their names.. well, some of them.

Barbossa: What are ya doin'?
trans: what he said

Jack: No, what're you doing?!
trans: what he said

Barbie: No, What ARE you doin'?
trans: shut up, stop giving orders!

Jack: No, what are YOU doing?
trans: bloody heck, this is my ship! I'm the captain!

Barbie: No, What ARE you doin'?
trans: I had it longer!

Jack: What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
trans: so what?! it's my bloody ship, you stole it from me the last time!

Barbossa: The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.
trans: I'm the captain, and that's final!

Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.
trans: no! I'm the bloody captain!

Barbossa: They be my charts!
trans: as said

Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you
trans: *thinks of something witty*

Jack Sparrow: chartman.
trans: as said.

Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?
trans: Shut up, I'm the Captain if you two don't bloody shut up!


trans: why in the bloody davey jones locker is he joining our argument?

Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
trans: as said

Ragetti: I'd vote for you.
trans: would've been a bad captain mate, just have to vote for you because you're the only friend i'm left with.

that sucked.

oh well.. *skips away merrily*

OOOOH!!!

ill try one!!!



Will Turner: You left Jack to the kraken.
You remember it, right? The big sea monster that looked oddly like a giant vagina??

Elizabeth Swann: He's rescued now, it's done.
Giant Vagina? Bloody hell, Will...is that ALL you think about?



Elizabeth Swann: I had no choice.
Maybe you should get a giant vagina and stop talking about other people's...

Will Turner: You chose not to tell me.
You mean YOU have a giant vagina?

Elizabeth Swann: It wasn't your burden to bear.
I'm saying nothing now...but you'll find out for yourself at the end of the film...

Will Turner: But I did bear it, didn't I? I just didn't know what it was.
I bet Jack's seen your giant vagina...

Elizabeth Swann: Will... you thought I loved him.
You don't have to love someone to show them your giant vagina...

Will Turner: If you make your choices alone... how can I trust you?
You hussy!

Elizabeth Swann: You can't.
Oh do shut up...you were just too slow and one-dimensional to get in there first!



*apologises right away for the use of giant vagina...and hopes to god that she isnt offending anyone *

And another one!

*couldn't resist, mates *


Captain Jocard: There has not been a king since the first brethren court, and that is not likely to change!
Remeber what happened last time? We ended up picking the homosexual with the dodgey limp in his left leg...

Captain Teague: Not likely.
I wonder if anyone would notice if i plucked on my guitar strings and spurted out the chorus to 'satisfaction'...

Elizabeth Swann: Why not?
omg omg omg omg omg its keith richards! I wonder if he'll sing the chorus of 'satisfaction'?!

Gibbs: Because the pirate king is elected by popular vote...
Keith bloody richards...hes in the movie for five minutes and he gets paid more money than ME!...not that im bitter or anything...

Barbossa: ...and each pirate only votes for himself.
Except for me...I vote for Keith...I LOVE YOU KEITH!

Jack Sparrow: I call for a vote.
Ha...this should go down well...like a lead balloon...


Show off...

Captain Ammand: I vote for Ammand, the Corsair!
Well, if i dont vote for myself, then who will??

Captain Chevalle: Captain Chevalle, the agilent Frenchman!
But im also pompous and very much up my own arse...as you can tell by my lacey cravat...and my scary makeup.

Mistress Ching: Mistress Ching!
I think these are my only lines in the film...i had better make them memorable!

Gentleman Jocard: Gentleman Jocard!
What did the chinese woman say?? I've forgotten already...

Elizabeth Swann: Elizabeth Swann.
Ah...I see the pattern here... I wonder if anyone would notice if i stuck my finger up my right nostril and made funny faces at Keith...he might write a song about it...

Barbossa: Barbossa.
This is getting boring and tedious...It makes you wonder if there is anyone left in the cinema actually watching the bloody movie...

Captain Vallenueva: Captain Vallenueva.
Hey...i could be in with a chance here...I've got one vote already!


Those thirty seconds have cost disney more money than they own...

Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth Swann.
Bugger! Wrong name! ..thats what you get for having her on your mind, you stupid git!


The stupid pirate voted for her because hes got a crush...great, now the movies ruined!

Elizabeth Swann: What?
I'M KING, I'M KING!!! NER NER NER NER NER NER!

Jack Sparrow: I know. Shocking, isn't it?
I'm never gonna live this one down....


**Sorry! I didnt realise someone had done this one!!!**

TMaira...thank you ...i loved your posts...they made me laugh....

okay I'll try one...

Elizabeth: It would never have worked out between us.
Trans: Why couldn't you have let Stupid Bloody Will die and then you and I could be together and I wouldn't have to be doing the honorable thing....

Jack: Keep telling yourself that, darling.
Trans: She wants ME bad....oh, that Stupid Bloody Will....why does he get one day with this hot pirate chick..I'm the Real Pirate...not the Whelp...

Jack: Once was quite enough
Trans: Crap, she just get enough of me.....I should have brought my Altoids...then who knows what one more kiss would have led to, instead of getting in the long boat to go visit Will..I should just throw you over my shoulder and take you down to my cabin...damn propriety....

Elizabeth: Thank you, Jack
Trans: Bloody hell....I can't believe this....he's not going to do it....i was hoping he'd just cast propriety aside, throw me over his shoulder and bring me to his cabin...but NO....he's too much a good man...damn, now I'm going to have to get in that long boat and have boring sex with that Immortal Fish Man.....oh what's his name...

LOOOOOOL!!! u guys the last two posts had me laughing AND hoping.

T. Maria, those were great!

thanks willo!

we really need a script...i cant wait to tear this film apart with translations hehehe!

LMAO!! i'm loving these...all of them.

w0w lol, AWE is so DIRTY! Jokes!!!

omg those were amazing t and tigers!!!! i love it!

Will..i think...: We've come to rescue you!
Trans: Liz said she wouldn't talk to me until you're saved so...but now that I'm here I'm just about ready to beat the crap outta you for kissing my girl...

Jack: have you now?
trans: look whelp, the ssexxi s lut kissed ME, not vice versa *thinks to self*best minute of my life...

Jack: but it seems to me that as I possess a ship and YOU don't, you're the ones that are in need of rescuing, and I'm not so sure as I'm in the MOOD!
trans: ok, let me break it down, the only one here who i would even CONSIDER sailing with is the girl who just killed me a while ago...talk about irony...and i plan on just leaving the rest of you here to starve to death while me and Lizzie have some...crap, this is Disney, aint it?...good clean *coughcough* fun. that good enough for you!? Is it clear now whelp? *picks up Lizzie and trows over his shoulder* Lets go, Lizzie!


sorry, not to terribly funny, but its SPARRABETH!!

We need to get the script.

Jack: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you tried to kill me in the past-- one of you succeeded.

Translation: Will, well, I won, so that was fun but not really. Barbossa, no fun at all. Tia, ewwww, we won't go there at all. Being stick and naked at the same time isn't fun. Lizzie? Let's re-enact what you did, okay?

(Will gives Liz look. She cowers slightly, looking ashamed)

Jack: She didn't tell you? You two have a lot to talk about.

Translation: The film would give you a lot to talk about if you weren't as stale as week-old muffins.

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
omg those were amazing t and tigers!!!! i love it!

Will..i think...: We've come to rescue you!
Trans: Liz said she wouldn't talk to me until you're saved so...but now that I'm here I'm just about ready to beat the crap outta you for kissing my girl...

Jack: have you now?
trans: look whelp, the ssexxi s lut kissed ME, not vice versa *thinks to self*best minute of my life...

Jack: but it seems to me that as I possess a ship and YOU don't, you're the ones that are in need of rescuing, and I'm not so sure as I'm in the MOOD!
trans: ok, let me break it down, the only one here who i would even CONSIDER sailing with is the girl who just killed me a while ago...talk about irony...and i plan on just leaving the rest of you here to starve to death while me and Lizzie have some...crap, this is Disney, aint it?...good clean *coughcough* fun. that good enough for you!? Is it clear now whelp? *picks up Lizzie and trows over his shoulder* Lets go, Lizzie!


sorry, not to terribly funny, but its SPARRABETH!!

LOL THAT'S my kinda translation!!! SIMPLY SPARRABETH GOODNESS!!!

lol!!!

Jack: He needs the Pearl? CAPTAIN TURNER needs the Pearl?

trans: if he needs the Pearl, i never want to with Lizzie again...

week old muffins.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! these are great. it's true, we BADLY need the script!!!! (hmm.... by this time last year, I had film 2 memorized. guess its kinda sad I don't even want to do that this time around.)

Someone out there has to have it. I'm dying to do some.

i need the script...i desperately feel the need to take the absolute urine out of Will stupid arse Turner!!!

GRRRRR

lmao!!!

I'm NUTS!!

we know....lol

I want it so we can memorize it lol!!!...as well as see what they're really saying BECAUSE THE PEOPLE IN MY CINEMA WOULD NOT SHUT UP BEHIND ME *curses*

I saw it in the drive in the first time, and people couldn't appreciate it because the people next to us had like a gazillion kids screaming at the top of their lungs " WHAT"S HAPPENING DADDY?" and then the dad would scream " SHUT UP!!! I"M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE" and then the kids would scream louder...

Tia Huang: Tia Huang. These are my men.

translation: Your breath stinks, yet you still seem to be extremely sexy

Jack Sparrow: Where does your allegiance lie?

translation: I know, it's innate with my character i am just irresistible

Tia Huang: With the highest bidder.

translation: Barbossa has the charm too.

Jack Sparrow: I have a ship.

translation: Can barbossa get you Elizabeth Swann naked?

Tia Huang: That makes you the highest bidder.

translation: hmm.. Deal but you better keep your part!

Jack Sparrow: Good man. 'Weigh anchor all hands. Prepare to make sail.

translation: No Worries mate I'm Captain Jack sparrow!!

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Will Turner: I told myself, think like Jack.

translation: I told myself act drunk, quick-witted, and walk in a drunkin manner, what would Jack do?

Jack sparrow: And this is what you came up with? It's like you don't know me at all, mate.

translation: What? you forgot sexy and irresistible!!
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Jack Sparrow: Mr Gibbs, you may throw my hat.

translation: I am irresistible so maybe Elizabeth will notice my sexy hair blowing in the wind.



translation: Something he had to do because he is not Johnny Depp and they don't pay him enough at the Diner.

Jack Sparrow: Now go get it.

translation: That was only a glimpse i don't want Lizzie thinking i am too desperate.
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Governor swann: Elizabeth, are you dead?

translation: I met Davy i think i was terrified did you see his face he needs proactive! No wonder why innocent people are scared of him he has worlds growing in his oily skin.
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Jack sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever-clogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.

translation: I am smart by the way i just thought I mention that. I have great memory

Gibbs: Like?

translation: really?

Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.

translation: He was bright and i remember him like it was yesterday.

Gibbs: What did you call him?

translation: What is his name?

Jack Sparrow: Larry.

translation: Or was it bob? Wait no Billy? I am going to call him Jim yes Jim Jim that was it!!

Sorry it's not all that funny, i was in the mood.

OMG THAT WAS AWESOME "do't want her to think I'm too desparate" LOOOOOOOOL!

ROTFL

lmao!!! awesome!!!

Jack: I expect then that you account for your actions, then?

Trans: why the heck was no one here to hold me??

Gibbs: Sir?

Trans: um...to HOLD you?? *disgusted look*

Jack: There has been an excessive lack of discipline lately on my vessel, why? WHY IS THAT SIR?!

Trans: I wasnt refering to you, you lumix! I was refering to the hunk of ssexxiness over there!

Gibbs: Sir...you're in Davy Jones Locker, Capn

Trans: EWW! YOU'RE HITTING ON WILL!

Jack: I know that! I know where I am. And don't think I don't!

Trans: DON'T MAKE ME F*CKIN SICK!! too late... *pukes on Gibbs' shoes*

OMG! LOOOOOOL!

I think this has been done but...
Liz:It would never have worked between us.

tr:I can't get no...SATISFACTION!

Jack:Keep telling yourself that, darling!

tr:I can't get no...SATISFACTION!

Jack:Once was quite enough.

tr:And I try! And I try! And I try!

Jack Sparrow: Mr Gibbs, you may throw my hat.

translation: I am irresistible so maybe Elizabeth will notice my sexy hair blowing in the wind.

OMG I LOOOOOVE THAT!

LOL! Me too.

he is WAY TOO irrisistable...

T. Maria, I miss your humor. Man, does no one have the script yet? Alright, I'm putting myself through the agony of seeing it again in the next few days. I'll take my steno pad and see how much I can get.

wow..you've been to some interesting places, kate! (clicked the link! hehe) thats really cool


Oh yeah! Alot of people said the little boy at the beginning of AWE had braces on but he didn't. They were metal caps. Blackened.

thanks. i'll give those teeth another looksie... metal caps or not, they looked like braces to me. hehehehe.

i think he just had dirty teeth, hun. but i could be wrong.


"The pirate lord with the voice like the knights who say ni." lmfao! i never thought of that!!

let's revive this for a few minutes, shall we?


Scene at end. W/L's honeymoon.

Screen shows swords crossed in sand.
Translation: This scene was written by a romance novelist.

Will leans heavily against a rock, trying to dress himself.
Translation: I've never been more nervous in my entire life. Thank God that's over!

Will: (realizing a boot is missing) I'm going to need the other one.
Translation: This is so awkward... what do you say after you do... stuff?

Elizabeth lifts her leg to reveal Will's boot.
Translation: Disney movie, my ass! I've always wanted to be a porn star...

Will begins kissing her thigh.
Translation: You have a mighty close shave. Was there a Venus razor in the chariot, or did you find time in the midst of the epic battle for a wax?

Elizabeth smiles and closes her eyes.
Translation: Sod off, pansy. Your time is up, and now I have ten whole years where you won't be around... I hope Jack didn't get too far ahead...

Will: Nearly sunset.
Translation: Bye then.

Elizabeth looks off into the distance.
Translation: Oh shoot. Well, best not wallow in our grief.

Will sets down the chest.
Translation: Oh woops, I forgot I left our birth control in here.

Will: It's always been yours. Keep it safe?
Translation: And please, PLEASE tell me where you got that lingerie and belt!

Elizabeth: Of course.
Translation: Jack gave it to me. Hehe, as a "wedding present".

Will begins walking to the sea.
Translation: I'm not much for soppy goodbyes.

Elizabeth: Will!
Translation: I suddenly remembered something terrible... we forgot the birth control!

Will turns and grabs her for another kiss.
Translation: Okay sweetheart, I'm not the kind of man who can please you again in under 2 minutes. Not everyone can be Jack, you know.

Will leaves, and Elizabeth stands alone on the beach, looking into the distance. The green flash happens and the Dutchman vanishes.
Translation: Just had to make sure he was really gone. Let me whip out my pirate king signaling device and get to the real fun, er, my duties as king...

lol!!!!!!!!
these are soo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! The wax thing got me laughing so hard that my mom looked at me like I was an idiot.

And the end? "pirate king signaling device"??? LMAO. ROTFL...

Kate I INSIST you MUST do more of these. I'll pull the script out of T&T's special...we-won't-give-it-to-you-because-we're-mean-so-we're- hiding-it-here chest of hidden secrets if I have to but that was just so hilariouse that I must have more

bravo kate!!!

brilliant as always!!!!!!

Kate...it was briliant...I was laughing so hard reading that translation of "sex" on the beach!!!!

TMaria - your posts were great too...I hadn't read this thread in quite some time....

I wish we had the script...

Parlay Scene....Pirates meet the EITC on strip of beach...

BECKETT:
Don't Blame Turner, he was merely the Tool of your betrayal, if you wish to see it's grand architect, look to your left...

(Come now, do you really think that this whelp could come up with such a grand scheme. Just look at that fine specimen of a man to your left, he's the brilliant mind behind this meeting....)


JACK:
My hands are clean in this, figuretively...

(eh, so my hands aren't so clean, but you didn't seem to mind in the past)

WILL:
My actions were my own and to my own purpose. Jack had nothing to with it.

(did I sound convincing, do you think they would actually believe that I could think like Jack and come up with this plan all by my onesy, hey I even sound like Jack..if i can think like jack, act like jack and sound like jack then I'll have Elizabeth for sure)

JACK:
Well spoken, listen to the Tool"

(ah, Lizzy, here him, he is trying so hard to be like me..why have the Tool, when you could have me, the real thing)

ELIZABETH:
Will, I've been aboard the Dutchman. I understand the burden you bear, but I feel that course is lost.

(oh bloody hell, that Bootstrap fellow scared the living poop out of me and Will wants to sacrifice sex on a beach with me for that poor excuse of a man, i wonder if Jack would be up for sex on a beach...or Beckett, or Barbossa, or even Davy, it doesn't really matter...I just need sex, now)

WILL:
No course is lost, if there is but one fool left to fight for it.

(Elizabeth, I'm the man for you, stop kissing every man that you cross paths with...I'll keep you satisfied, even if it is once every 10 years, and Jack's the fool...he could have you but he's too much of a good man, better man than I am, even....)

BECKTETT:
If Turner wasn't acting on your behalf then how did he come to give me this.

(it is so obvious that Jack and Elizabeth want each other, why doesn't he just say so and get it over with, and as if Will the Whelp could do all this on his own...get real Jack, do I look that stupid?)

You made a deal with me, Jack, to deliver the Pirates and here they are. Don't be bashful, step up claim your reward.

(damn, if only I was the reward that Jack wanted to claim, but no, all he cares about is that stupid bloody ship and the happiness of this girl...how can one man be so beautiful and cause so much disruption in everyone's life that he enters......)

DAVY:
Your debt to me is still to be satisfied. One hundred years in servitude aboard the Dutchman as a start.

(ah, now I get to have Jack..he'll be at my mercy. Do you think he can look past my tentacles and see me for who I really am...just a man longing to be loved, after all, he is Captain Jack Sparrow the hottest, sexiest Pirate in all of the spanish main, no make that the enitre ocean, the entire world..and now he's mine, all mine!)

JACK:
That debt was paid, mate, with some help.

(Wow, seems I can't go one second without being reminded of my glorious death.....does she know how badly I want to throw her to the ground and show he what sex on the beach could really be like......)

DAVY:
You escaped.

(dammit, I didn't mean to remind him that he prefers girls to men....ah to be the sexiest man alive, I guess that's a curse in itself...everyone wants you....)

JACK:
Technically...

(okay, here we go again, can't anyone keep their paws off of me, well, Lizzy can put her paws on me anytime......)


ELIZABETH:
I propose an exchange. Will leaves with us and you can take Jack.

(did I just say that....dammit. I should have changed the script and made this go the way I wanted it to go...if if were up to me, they can take Will and Barbossa and leave me with Jack..i so want to know what it would be like to have sex on a beach...Jack....ooww, did you see how I said his name..Jack....I love the sound of his name on my lips...damn Disney, damn T and T...see if i show up at their bloody premieres..i won't help one bit to promote this movie..not unless I get Johnny..i mean Jack...)

WILL:
Done

(good job, Keira, i mean Elizabeth.....did you really have to say his name with passion like that...how are we ever going to convince the audience that you want to be with me if you keep looking at him like that and saying his name like that.....I'm the real star of this trilogy, not him)

JACK:
Undone

(good grief, Orlando just takes this all so personal, can I help it if I am like a thousand times better looking then him..and that it will be so hard to believe that Elizabeth would choose him over me...good luck with that one Disney...)

BECKETT:
Done

(oh goody, I get to be close to Johnny...I mean Jack again...come closer Johnny, you are so good looking...oh wait...I'm Lord Cutler Beckett and you are Captain Jack Sparrow....sorry, my bad)

BARBOSSA:
Jack is one of the nine pirate Lords you have no right.

(We need Jack to get Calypso out of that Tia Dalhma body...good Lord, just wait until the audience gets aload of that scene.....we should have hired the Jolly Green Giant......)

ELIZABETH:
King.

(I am King, thanks to Jack and I can do whatever I please.....wait...never mind.....dont' take Jack.....take Barbossa and keep Will...why oh why couldnt' that have been what the script really said....now who is going to believe that after kissing jack that I would seriously want to make out with boring old whats his name....)

JACK:
As you command, your h'ness.

(I'm seriously starting to regret that I made you King, woman. It's going to your head, in fact, your head is so big....eh, I wont' go there)

BARBOSSA:
Blackhard....if you have something to say, I might be saying something as well.

(well, now, as long as I have Jack's peice of eight, I don't really need him a'tall...thank you Jack....Jack the monkey that is....)

JACK:
First to the finish, then.

(it's going to me, I always win....right? after all, I am Captain Jack Sparrow)

DAVY:
Do you fear death.

(this is just for show, I would never hurt one single fiber on your beautiful person....why do you think I want you aboard my ship so bad.....)

JACK:
You have no idea.

(Help, Help......someone rescue me from this slimy git.....)


ah well, I tried, some parts I ran out of ideas....but it was fun trying....

'Help help...some one rescue me from this slimy git!" I was laughing so HAAAAARD!!!!!!

I loved how they kept messing up the names...'Johnny! I mean Jack'...every word was true mate!!

that was brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!!!! SO funny, love it. where did you find the script?!?!?!

I don't actually have the script...i got that from the clip of the scene off of youtube..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nnQem8XoWa4

you know you can practically see the entire movie on youtube...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=w5s4YnCm1U8

- up is down, sun down and rise...jack gets the crew to help him turn the Pearl Upside down...Jack is so clever.......this would be a great scene for someone to translate.....not much words..just thoughts and actions like Kate did for sex on the beach scene.....

and then here is the scene when Jack and Will devise their plan "think like Jack"...where jack tells will he would be willing to stab the heart so Will can be with his charming murderous....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3odloJICekQ

Sorry for the multiple posts...but here is the vote for King at the Pirate Brethren..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-knbCUdOENs

"Will turns and grabs her for another kiss.
Translation: Okay sweetheart, I'm not the kind of man who can please you again in under 2 minutes. Not everyone can be Jack, you know.

Will leaves, and Elizabeth stands alone on the beach, looking into the distance. The green flash happens and the Dutchman vanishes.
Translation: Just had to make sure he was really gone. Let me whip out my pirate king signaling device and get to the real fun, er, my duties as king..." - Kate

lmfao!!!!

omg Tigers, that was absolutely hilarious!!!! DO IT ON THE BEACH! WOOT!!

omgsh lovethemtigers, thanks for the links, I am DEFINITELY going to do some in a few minutes!!!

hey guys, just for kicks, would you visit my music myspace and leave me comments/friend? I just created my site and would love to get some exposure. thanks! more translation coming soon, as long as Lovethemtigers and T Maria continue to post@!

http://www.myspace.com/kateosterlohmusic

i would, but my comp prevents me from going on Myspace...

kate your so pretty!!!!!!!

and was that really you singing?!!?!?!!

*is gobsmacked*

You're brilliant!!!

i really liked 'it goes on'.....very mellow and chilled

thanks so much! yeah, that's me. Brilliant Sig, t maria. yay!

your welcome, and thankyou lol!

this is offtopic, but ive just signed up for myspace and i haven't got a clue to to make my profile look good with graphics and stuff lol

Dont suppose you know what to do, do you????

go to Thomas' myspace editor---- its brilliant and easy. very fun to mess around with. it pretty much explains it all, but if you have any questions, you can ask me and I will try to help! And friend me as soon as you have your page set up!

Kate, you are beautiful and such a lovely voice. Wow, you are so talented.

I have to work this evening..but if not tonight, then tomorrow AM I will posts some more translations.

TMaria....I hope you are doing okay, luv. I think of you every day....
I have a myspace but for some reason I can't get on.......it keeps telling me page is unavailable....i will have to get someone to fix it for me....

lovethemtigers, i LOVE your sig also. wow. "wherever we want to go, we'll go..." sigh... if only...

thanks kate!!
i've added you...tried to send you a private message too, but for some reason it wouldnt send lol.

And tigers, thanks hun!!
I'm doing ok, my stepmum is plodding on like nothing is any different lol, which is good i suppose...when shes strong it makes us all feel better

I'll send you a PM!!!

thanks T Maria! it wont let me log on right now (ah thats annoying) but I'll check out your page in a bit! yayayayay! and I hope your stepmom is okay...

I have quite a general translation that my friend Dan told me over the 1 hour 16 min phone call we had this after noon.

CJS: Savvy?
trans: I get my own way and you do what you want so long as it doesn't get in the way of me getting my own way.

Originally posted by T.Maria
kate your so pretty!!!!!!!

and was that really you singing?!!?!?!!

*is gobsmacked*

You're brilliant!!!

i really liked 'it goes on'.....very mellow and chilled awww!! i wanna hear it!! can u like, upload it to utube or sumthin?? I HATE MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!

off topic, but be jealous bc i downloaded at worlds end for my ipod, and its good quality (not to mention i have CotBP and DMC)

hmm... i'm confused but laughing that was funny!

lmao!!! Brilliant as always kate!!!

Okay here's the script from the scene "Think like Jack"...anybody wants to give it a try.....I'm kind of blank right now.....but I need a good laugh...

JACK:
You escaped the brig even quicker than I expected. William, do you notice anything? Rather do you notice something that is not there to be noted.


WILL:
You haven't raised an alarm.

JACK:
Odd isn't it? Not as odd as this. Come up with this all by your lonesome, did you?

WILL:
I said to myself, think like Jack.

JACK:
This is what you've arrived at? Lead Beckett to shipwreck cove so as to gain his trust, accomplish your own ends. It's like you don't know me a'tall mate.


JACK:
And how does your dearly beloved feel about this plan? Ah, you've not seen fit to trust her with it.

WILL:
I'm loosing her, Jack. Each step I make for my father is a step away from Elizabeth.

JACK:
Mate, if you choose to lock your heart away, you'll loose her for certain.

If I might lend a machetti to your intellectual thicket, avoid the choice all together, change the facts, let someone else dispatch Jones

WILL:
Who? You?

JACK:
Death has a curious way of reshuffling one's priorities, I slip aboard the Dutchman, find the heart, stab the beating thing, your father goes free from his debt, you're free to be with your charming murderous.

WILL:
And you're willing to cut out your heart and bind yourself to the Dutchman, forever.

JACK:
No, mate, I'm free forever. Free to sail the world beyond the edges of the map. Free from death itself.

WILL:
You have to do the job though, Jack. You have to ferry souls to the next world. Or end up just like Jones.

JACK:
I don't have the face for tentacles. Imortal has to count for something, eh? Oh (reaches for his compass and gives it to Will)

WILL:
What's this for?

JACK:
Think like me, it'll come to you. (then he breathes in Will's face and Will falls over from the stench of Jack's breath..LOL)

JACK:
My regards to Davy Jones.

WILL:
I hate him.

I'm blank but...methinks some one should do that scene. It'd be so good!

Kate...that was FRIKIN funny! Chocolate sauce LMAO!!!

Kate I loved your interpretation of the goodbye scene...here's another take on it:


Gibbs: Your chariot, milady.
Translation: Well, here you go...finally off to have sex, just as you always wanted, too bad it's with Orlando, I mean William. Geeze, I hope he's not a eunich like Jack says, poor girl.

Barbossa: Mrs. Turner.
Translation: Ha-Ha-Ha..good luck trying to have sex with a eunich, maybe he'll serenade you instead, he's excellent soprano, I hear.

Pintel: Bye, poppet.
Translation: All we've been through together and you're off to have sex on a beach with a eunich....good luck, poppet, I always kind of thought you'd end up with my all time favorite movie star, hollywood legend, Johnny D...i mean..all time Caribbean legend, my favorite Pirate in the world, Captain Jack.

We see a sad Jack leaning against the railing of the Pearl.
Translation: Well, here she goes, off to have sex with....well, technically she can't have sex, but I'll let her find that out all by her lonesome. Then she'll be coming back with her tail between her legs begging for another taste of Old Jack.

Elizabeth arrives at Jack.
Translation: Maybe I should just lay another one on him, right here in front of the whole crew and push him over the railing, and jump in after him and then we could get into the longboat together. You think Gore would be upset with me If i did that instead of what they have planned for me.

Elizabeth: Jack, it would never have worked out between us.
Translation: Did I just say that? Please somebody hand me another script. There's got to be another script! I'm dying here. Why would I want to say bye to this gorgeous man, I'm Elizabeth Swann, Pirate King. And he's Captain Jack Sparrow, the greatest Pirate to ever sail the seas.

Jack: Keep telling yourself that, darling.
Translation: Well, this is a fine 'how do you do', I show her I'm a good man, and what do I get, nothing. The eunich gets the girl? How did this all go so wrong. Oh that's right, I had a hand in this ending.


lizabeth smiles and leans in to him as if to kiss him goodbye.
Translation: To hell with T and T and Gore ..I'm getting one last kiss from Johnny, I mean Jack, even if it kills me.....I know the female audience is never going to accept that I chose to wait 10 sexless years on an island when I could be having sex on a beach, on a ship, anywhere we want to go, with Jack every day for 10 years.

Jack: Once was quite enough.
Translation: ah, I can't let you kiss me, because then I would have to do a very piratey thing, kidnap you and keep Will's dearly beloved all to my self and that would not be good, besides, it's not in the script.

Elizabeth nods and says "Thank You"
Translation: Gosh, you are such a party pooper. What could one kiss hurt, Johnny. Please, just let every fangirl live out their fantasy through me. It's hard, but I'm willing to make the sacrifice.

Elizabeth walks away to get into the boat.
Translation: Well, here I go, off to have sex on the beach with oh what's his name....Mr. Turner. If i would have known that this was how it was all going to end, I would have chained myself to the mast right along with Jack. Do I really have to go? Pintel? Ragetti? Gibbs? Barbossa? Somebody, anybody, bring Jack to his senses, make him stop me before I do something foolish, like make a baby with Will.

Jack smiles as he watches Elizabeth leave.
Translation: Well, there she goes. What a charming little murderous Pirate that one was. Oh well, she will soon discover that her husband is not really a man at'all...and she'll come crawling back to me..begging me to marry her, right here, right on this deck, cuz after all, I am Captain of a Ship...and being Captain of a ship...Holy Crap...I just realized it. She and the Whelp are not really married, Barbossa is not Captain, I'm Captain.

I keep laughing That is funny. It gives me a hope that the kid can't be Will's kid It explains the smile on her face on the beach - she was happy because nothing happened between her and Will

HAHAHAHA!! "how did this all go so wrong? Oh that's right, I had a hand in this ending."

That was funny...also the fact that Jack understands at the very end that they aren't really married. That would make a really good fanfic...the title "Only if you're captain of a ship" or maybe "Damn it woman! You're not married" and even a good ol' "Only I can marry you" (if you know what I mean) would be good.

The scenerio is kinda possible.
Jack: Once was quite enough darling.
Elizabeth: Thank you.
Jack watches her leave thinking: "Oh she's married and I'm trying to be a good man and everything...Barbossa married them afterall...hey! Wait a minute...I'M captain not Barbossa so...SHE'S NOT MARRIED TO THE WHELP.'
Jack: Hey WAIT!! There's been a fierce misunderstanding.
*Jack leans over the railing and looks into the distance trying to call Elizabeth back or something*
Jack: oh bugger...seems like it's too late. She's already gone off and done something incredibly stupid. *winces as he looks into the distance* Will! That's just a load of bad moves mate....*winces again* oh! poor lizzie. Oh well! I have ten years to seduce her. BRING IT!!

nee! Will and Elizabeth are married get over it! :P

What does eunich mean?

Eunuch It means they aren't much of a man anymore lol.. go to Wikipedia.org

I'm dyslexic! You expect me to be able to understnad all that! If it's rude can someone PM me please or at least tell me how to pronounce it so I can ask someone? innocent

Originally posted by tee_pirategirl
Will! That's just a load of bad moves mate....*winces again* oh! poor lizzie. Oh well! I have ten years to seduce her. BRING IT!!
That's good.

Originally posted by miss_swann
I'm dyslexic! You expect me to be able to understnad all that! If it's rude can someone PM me please or at least tell me how to pronounce it so I can ask someone? innocent

He says it in the movie. You-Nick is how it's said. Eunuch-y SNIP SNIP

miss swann..if you were of age you would understand...

and you do realize that this is all one big joke....i mean we have to make jokes and laugh because the reality is just too cruel....and yes, throughout all three movies...Jack jokes about Wil being a eunich from the moment they meet...

POTC One...Sword fight in the blacksmith's shop..

Jack: Who makes all these...
Will: I do, and I practice three hours a day
Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, mate.

Jack: Or perhaps you have found a girl and are incable of wooing said strumpet...You're not a eunich, are you?

HAHAHAHAHA lovethemtigers, that was BRILLIANT. what can I say? the bit about Jack realizing they aren't really married--- that was PERFECT. Another problem I had with the film. ahahahah!

Oh, my brother told me, this is really embarassing *goes to live in the alps*

JACK:
You escaped the brig even quicker than I expected. William, do you notice anything? Rather do you notice something that is not there to be noted.
translation: Well, although he is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, he can still escape the brig. Of course he doesn't notice anything, he's Bloody Stupid Will.

WILL:
You haven't raised an alarm.
Translation: Just what is Jack up to this time? I know he's still planning to steal my bonny lass and keep her all to himself.

JACK:
Odd isn't it? Not as odd as this. Come up with this all by your lonesome, did you?
Translation: Poor guy. He's desperate. Just what does that charming little murderous see in this bloody stupid whelp is beyond me....

WILL:
I said to myself, think like Jack.
Translation: I'm trying really hard to think like you, Jack. wow, when I think like Jack all i can seem to think about is rum and strumpets.

JACK:
This is what you've arrived at? Lead Beckett to shipwreck cove so as to gain his trust, accomplish your own ends. It's like you don't know me a'tall mate.
Translation: Ah, perhaps the whelp isn't as Bloody Stupid as I thought he was, but hey, he is trying to think like me, which would make him the second most brilliant man in all of the world. Ooops, I hope he doesn't figure out I was hoping to lead Beckett to shipwreck cove, serve him up the Pirates and sail of with his dearly beloved on the Pearl....to freedom.

JACK:
And how does your dearly beloved feel about this plan? Ah, you've not seen fit to trust her with it.
Translation: and speaking of his dearly beloved, there's still some issues there, perhaps I still have a chance. If only she could see what fun she and I could have together sailing around the world on the Pearl. But nooo, as script would have it, she is going to wait 10 years on an island to spend one day with a eunich instead of being with me, the sexiest Pirate that's ever lived. Oh, yes, I had a part in this. I must have had too much red wine the day I agreed to change the ending.


WILL:
I'm loosing her, Jack. Each step I make for my father is a step away from Elizabeth.
Translation: Why am i confiding to this man, he kissed her, he wants her, I am Bloody Stupid.

JACK:
Mate, if you choose to lock your heart away, you'll loose her for certain.
Translation: Yes, yes, stab the heart, carve yours out, lock it away in a chest and meanwhile I make off with the bonny lass and you'll be all tentacly and such....brilliant plan, he is bloody stupid.

If I might lend a machetti to your intellectual thicket, avoid the choice all together, change the facts, let someone else dispatch Jones.
Translation: Why am I saying this...oh yes, its in the script. I'm going to be noble and all goody and allow Dear William to sail off with his bonny lass while i stab the heart and gain freedom. Freedom's good, right?

WILL:
Who? You?
Translation: Mmmm, just what is he up to, would he really make this sacrifice for me and Elizabeth? Think like jack, think like jack, think like jack....

JACK:
Death has a curious way of reshuffling one's priorities, I slip aboard the Dutchman, find the heart, stab the beating thing, your father goes free from his debt, you're free to be with your charming murderous.
Translation: Listen me to me ramble. yes, after facing that huge vagina, I've had my fill of the opposite sex. I've changed me mind, Will can have that little back-stabbing sexy pirate, if she doesn't kill him first. Dear William...I'll stab the heart, set old Bootstrap free and you can have that charming little murderous all to your onesy

WILL:
And you're willing to cut out your heart and bind yourself to the Dutchman, forever.
Translation: Somehow, it's hard for me to imagine Jack being this sacrificial..he's up to something, but what...think like jack, think like jack, think like jack.....

JACK:
No, mate, I'm free forever. Free to sail the world beyond the edges of the map. Free from death itself.
Translation: Yes, freedom. That's all i've ever wanted. Why did I let that little strumpet cloud my vision....i know what happened to me last time I decided to give into my heart...no, love was the death of me....

WILL:
You have to do the job though, Jack. You have to ferry souls to the next world. Or end up just like Jones.
Translation: I wonder if he's thought this all through, somehow I just can't see Jack ferrying lost souls to the next world, he is going to end up just like Jones....and I know why....he wants Elizabeth all to himself, but she wants Me...Me.....Bloody Stupid Will instead of this sexy Pirate...yes, once he grow tentacle she'll never look his way again, excellent plan...think like jack, think like jack...I could really use some Rum right now.

JACK:
I don't have the face for tentacles. Imortal has to count for something, eh? Oh (reaches for his compass and gives it to Will)
Translation: Never mind, I am not going to stab that heart....hear take this compass, lead Beckett to Shipwreck Cove, I'll hand over all the Pirates and me and that charming little murderous...if we ever find her again....by the way, where is she?

WILL:
What's this for?
Translation: Jack's compass, he's giving it to me? I feel honored, i know how valuable this thing is....

JACK:
Think like me, it'll come to you. (then he breathes in Will's face and Will falls over from the stench of Jack's breath..LOL)
Translation: Ha...maybe he'll get lucky, he'll find some rum and some strumpets, or perhaps he'll be just the thing Beckett's been searching for all this time...they'll make such a cute couple...William and Cutler kissing in a tree...k i s s i n g ...Have fun dear William...

JACK:
My regards to Davy Jones.
Translation: I am so going to find that charming murderous and keep her all to my onesy and you can have Beckett.....now, just where is she? I left for a few days with Beckett, get back to the Pearl and she is nowhere to be found and I don't even question it.......and Will wasn't even concerned that she was gone....ah, yes, just one of the many plotholes in this fabulous Trilogy...that would be nothing without me, because after all, I am Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy....

WILL:
I hate him.
Translation: think like jack, think like jack..suddenly I have an exteme craving for Rum and a visit to Tortuga......and a charming little murderous......

TIGERS? KATE??? You're both BRILLIANT. the whole 'think like Jack' bit you had going was so awesome tigers. And the thing with Will thinking like Jack and deciding that he craves rum and wenches.

Kate your Titanic refrences made me laugh 'I'll never let go Jack!' LOL!! And the pancake bit? And the bits with Pintel and Ragetti... and Barbossa wanting to kill Will? LOOOOOOL!!

hmmm that's interesting. the last line should be "now that you've had a TASTE of THE James Norrington", not change. woops.

LOOOOOL!! Kate you're on fire. "love dungeon"? "I look the hottest doing it"? WOOOOW! That was so cool. I LOVED IT. More? Please? *batts eyelashes*

Yes, yes, please more!!!

Where is the script for AWE? I want in! I claim Will's tea sipping scene with the baddies!

Elizabeth: Father! Come with us!
Translation: I promise I'll behave! I'll sit cross-legged and embroider you something frilly!

Swann: I'll give your love to your mother.
Translation: She died when she was...hmm, about 30, and here I am about 60...I'll be like Hugh Hefner in Heaven. Sweet.

Elizabeth: Father!
Translation: I need something to remember you by.

(Swann's boat keeps moving away)
Translation: (Swann humming) What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor...

(Elizabeth starts bawling)
Translation: That was the song they played at our chastity ball.

hehe, that made that scene better, now hopefully it won't make me cry again! lol what will we do with the drunken sailor! I love that song!

HAHAHAHAHAHA WIllo, I've missed you so much, you cant even imagine. THAT WAS BRILLIANT!!! "i'll embroider you something frilly" AHHHHH I LOVE IT!!!

We're all just finding scenes on YOUTUBE and getting them off there. I cant wait for Will sipping tea!!!! I'm already laughing and you havent even written it yet...

Oh! I can't wait for the tea party scene. Pleasy pleasy write it soon. That was brilliant. "That was the song they played at our chastity ball." LOL! That's good stuff

I cannot find it for the life of me. Any ideas?

can you try to just remember it??

Ooh, hmmm...I was so distracted by the tea! I'll just BS it.

(Davy enters)

Davy: You rang?

(Beckett and Will are sitting at a table sipping tea)

Beckett: No. I just poked it. (pokes heart. Davy jerks) Extremely diverting.

Will: Quite.

Davy: You're wastin' my time.

Beckett: I'll get right down to it then. Mr. Turner and I were just discussing a trade.

Davy: If it's giving him your Pikachu card in exchange for a Squirtle and Charmander, I want no part of it.

Will: You'll take an interest in what I have to say...you fine, foxy lady.

Davy: Zuh?

Will: Making sure I have your undivded attention. (starts playing with the globe) I know the pirates' plans.

Beckett: (wipes a tear) I've taught him well. After this is all over I'll adopt him and little Cutler Jr will hang twice as many children and kick twice as many puppies.

Will: You wish I was your junior. I've just outpirated everyone in the whole damn mess. They plan to release Calypso, which will have exciting, but bizarre results. It will rain and I'll lose my footing a couple of times and then die a ghastly death before being cursed for all eternity. Boo yah!

Davy: Did you say Calypso?

Beckett: He's a bit daft, Turner. You'll want to speak up.

Will: (crosses over to him) I'M GOING TO TRY TO KILL YOU. JACK WANTS TO STAB YOUR HEART. (sees he's not getting anywhere) Calypso.

Davy: Did you say Calypso?

Will: (to Beckett) Can't I just throw the hot tea in his face?

Beckett: If you want to look gayer than even me.

Will: Ah, but you flick a fan around later.

Beckett: So I do, so I do... (muses to himself) and will hopefully get to wake up wearing Sparrow's shirt and vest.

Will and Davy: What?

Beckett: Nothing, captains of the Flying Dutchman. Buttle off now. I have some playing to do with my Beckett action figure. (gets out the little guy we later see in the cannon) Who's a good lord? You are! You are!

er, willow or kate, i totally love these, do you think you can make a translation that totally involves sailorleo, some how, haha...maybe? *cute eyes*

Barbossa: I call on Captain Teague
Translation: Even though he didn't raise his hand

(Jack looks worried)
Translation: Crap. He'll probably talk about the day I stole that ship and didn't come back

Barbossa: Keeper of the code.
Translation: You know, the one we never follow?

Guy: _____ proclaim this all to be folly!
Translation: It's not a code, it's guidelines!

Guy: Hang the code! Who cares... (gets shot)
Translation: Okay, it's a code

(Teague blows on his gun)
Translation: That was so worth it. Was it is good for you as it was for me? Oh, people are around

Teague: The code is the law
Translation: And if I had a nickel for every time one of you has broken the law...

Teague: (to Jack) You're in me way, boy
Translation: I'll remind you of the day you stole my ship and left home...teenagers...

Pintel: The Code
Translation: In case slow audience members still don't know what we're talking about

Ragetti: By Morgan and Bartholomew
Translation: In case history buffs don't think we know any real pirates

(Teague whistles at the dog)
Translation: Hey, Skippy

Pintel and Ragetti: How did, that can't, zuh?
Translation: how did, that can't, zuh?

Teague: Sea turtles, mate
Translation: You hear about 'em, but you never see 'em

Pintel: Ah, sea turtles
Translation: Uh, I have no idea what's going on

Teague: Ah, Barbossa is right.
Translation: And hell froze over

Jack: Hang on a minute
Translation: Because there is just no way...

Jack: It shall be the duties of the king to declare war (can't understand the rest of his line)
Translation: Meh, I got bored. I slurred the end of it on purpose

Guy: There's not been a king since the first court. That's not likely to change
Translation: And only me and your mama were there

Teague: Unlikely
Translation: Unless YOU make it happen...dumbass

Elizabeth: Why not?
Translation: That French guy's cheeks...

Gibbs: King is chosen by popular vote
Translation: We're a democracy, not a bunch of cut-throat killers and pillagers

Barbossa: And every pirate only ever votes for his self
Translation: Good times, hours of arguing and self-love.

(Teague sits and strums his guitar)
Translation: Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday...

Jack: I call for a vote
Translation: Watch this brilliant maneuver, Dad. Dad! You're not looking

Spanish pirate votes
French pirate votes
Indian pirate votes
Chinese pirate votes
African pirate votes

Elizabeth: Elizabeth Swann
Translation: Don't want to make waves as the new kid...just go with the flow

Barbossa: Barbossa
Translation: Just screams sexy, doesn't it?

Other pirate votes

Jack: Elizabeth Swann
Translation: Heh heh heh, 'spect she'll win now

Elizabeth: What?
Translation: I wasn't going to make waves!

Jack: I know. Curious, isn't it?
Translation: We're going to have so many forum girls talking about this...

(People start b*tching)

Jack: Am I to understand you will not be keeping to the code then?
Translation: Finally, the child receives some attention. Thanks, Dad

(Pirates simmer down)

Chinese pirate: Very well. What say you, Captain Swann, king of the brethren court?
Translation: Ha ha! New Captain King wear funny hat!

Elizabeth: Prepare every vessel that floats. At dawn, we're at war
Translation: William Wallace, you got nothin' on me.

(Jack nods in approval)
Translation: Good choice. Nothing can possibly go wrong now.

Dwarf pirate: And so, we shall go to war.
Translation: Tiptoe to the window... (song by Tiny Tim)

(Jack looks over at Teague)
Translation: Time to hear what a good boy I am

Jack: What?
Translation: Your brow is all wrinkled...of course, that's all the time...

Jack: You've done it all. You've survived
Translation: I didn't, but I've had good booty call over the years

Jack: That's the trick isn't it? To survive?
Translation: It's definitely not teaching your son how to ride a bike...

Teague: It ain't just livin forever, Jackie. The trick is livin' with yourself forever
Translation: Meaning, don't screw people over!

Jack: How's Mum?
Translation: I think I need a hug

(Teague holds up Jack's mom's shrunken head)
Translation: Sonny!

(Jack looks at it)
Translation: I still want that hug.

Jack: She looks great
Translation: All that white hair brings out her dots, I mean, eyes

LOOOOOOOOOOL!!! Willo you cmpletely slayed me. When this is over YOU MUST POST IT ON FANFICTION.NET!!!!!! *faints*


The tea party was too good to be true (it wasn't true was it?), the Jack/dad stuff was brilliant and the comment about forum girls was so close to my heart. *wipes away proud tears* I MISSED YOUR WRITINGS.

You and kate should both write MOOOOORE!

Small clip

Jack: You can keep Barbossa
Translation: Careful, he pees

Jack: The beligerent imonculus and his friend with the wooden eye both
Translation: They're just as messy, but easier to manage

Jack: And Turner, especially Turner.
Translation: Don't let those puppy eyes and chiseled jaw fool you, he's quite a little biter

Jack: The rest come with me aboard the Pearl and I lead you to Shipwreck Cove where I will hand you the pirates and you will not give me to Jones. Bloody fair deal, don't you think?
Translation: I should have been a lawyer. All this wasted intellect on guys with wigs.

Beckett: And what becomes of Miss Swann?
Translation: Because I could really use a good masseuse

Jack: Now what interest is she to you?
Translation: Because the way I see it, you're like 5th in line for her. Norrie was first, but he bit the dust, which moves Turner up to Number 2 and me up to Number 3. Lucky Sao was Number 4, but got blown away, so I guess you are 4th in line for her. Still interested?

Beckett: Hmmm
Translation: Can you repeat all of that one more time?

Some of parlay. If anyone knows where to find all of it, I love this scene

...

Jack: That debt was paid for, mate, with help
Translation: Although I'm not sure which one of my debts we're talking about

Jones: You escaped
Translation: Who knew someone would leave the Locker even though there is a perfectly do-able way to get out of it?

Jack: Technically...
Translation: Someone please interrupt me before I say something stupid.

Elizabeth: I propose an exchange
Translation: Don't worry, Jack, I always know when you're about to say something stupid.

Elizabeth: Will leaves with us and you can take Jack
Translation: He's hot, but Will's a better shot.

Will: Done
Translation: It's nice to be traded up. So long, losers

Jack: Undone
Translation: I'm a great shot! Not so handy with a sword as Will, but I can shoot!

Beckett: Done
Translation: Pay attention to me!

Barbossa: Jack's one of the 9 pirate lords. You have no right.
Translation: I'll give you the monkey if you let us keep Jack

Elizabeth: King
Translation: That's what you get for being the only guy to not want me

Jack: As you command, (some weird line)
Translation: Now you bow so I can see your behind.

Oooooh gosh I just embarassed myself by laughing really loud in public. "not so handy with a sword but I can shoot"? LOOOOOL!

You should write a comedy!!!!

those were great, willo! glad to see you around these parts. how's life going for you?

Oh kate you're here! Perfect! *grins her evil grin* thinking of doing a little scene? Just a little one? (I'm addicted to the songs on your myspace page BTW)

And may I just add my congrats willo. I remember you told us you were engaged...I didn't know you got married but I just wanted to say congratulations!

tee, you're awesome.
i love doing these, but i forget which scenes need to be done... do you have one in particular you want?

Thanks, tee. I'm out of scenes on youtube. I don't know how to get more.

Originally posted by willofthewisp

Elizabeth: King
Translation: That's what you get for being the only guy to not want me
lol! True though but funny thing is it sounded as though she wanted to marry him.

lol, I know what you mean. "Marry us!"

Barbossa: Right here, right now?

You know the old guy got his hopes up. Actually, I guess the only guys not attracted to Liz at all would be her dad and Gibbs. I think Gibbs thinks of her as a daughter.

and he thinks shes bad luck

LOL! That too but I think he's got past that. Has anyone done the multiple Jacks yet?

lol, how confussing would that be, it doesn't make sense as it is!

i forget... which scenes have and haven't been done? are there any big ones that are still open?

I think someone should do Jack/Beckett's scene

Someone should do Elizabeth and Norrie's goodbye scene

Tia and Davy...that could be one twisted parody

I'll take on Tia and Davy's brig reunion scene... just as soon as i finish my paper. Is it on youtube?

Davy moves as if to leave.
Translation: Well, this has been sufficiently awkward.

This was possibly the funniest thing you've ever written. Good job! Hey, help me find Norrie's goodbye or his hug. I have some ideas for that.

i think Norrie's goodbye is on youtube... i'm looking forward to it!

(James unlocks the cell door)

James: Come with me.
Translation: We have some short men to be kicking.

(They don't move)
Translation: Does he mean us?

James: Quickly.
Translation: Stop being difficult, Elizabeth, and translate things for me!

(Elizabeth nods and they move out)
Translation: I'll kick some tall men too. Just give me a reason.

Elizabeth: What are you doing?
Translation: That wig again. I thought I told you I liked you without it.

James: Choosing a side.
Translation: I like the wig and if you're going to judge me, I'll just leave you in there.

(They all start maneuvering around the side of the ship)
Elizabeth's Translation: This has to put me above Xena on greatest female hero.

(Bootstrap opens the door)
Translation: One of you guys took my iPod!

James: Do not go to Shipwreck Cove. Beckett knows of the meeting of the brethren. I feel there may be a traitor among them.
Translation: I won't name names, but, uh, he put Will on this ship in the last movie. Now I've gone and said too much.

Elizabeth: It's too late to earn my forgiveness.
Translation: Thanks for the life saving and all that, but I told you you looked stupid in that wig and you didn't listen.

(James looks hurt)
Translation: It's my security blanket.

James: I had nothing to do with your father's death.
Translation: Or your mother's, or Sao Feng's, or the nameless extras who died in ship battles. Can't you see I'm innocent?

James: That does not absolve me of my other sins.
Translation: Well, not innocent. There was some hanky panky with that pig before you pulled me out of that mud puddle.

Elizabeth: Come with us.
Translation: The pirates are throwing a potluck dinner and we could split the cost of a rum-run.

Elizabeth: James, come with me.
Translation: There's no money in my costumes and I can't show up with nothing.

(James gives her an intense look)
Translation: Never mind escape. Let's go to bed now.

Voice: Who goes there?
Translation: Oh, looks like the wig guy and the only girl in the movie. Never mind.

(James whips out his sword)
Translation: Oh, I'd like to whip out another sword right now, Elizabeth.

James: Go! I will follow.
Translation: You wanted to outrank Xena, didn't you?

Elizabeth: You're lying.
Translation: Just like you lied about that heart...oh, wait, I forgave you for that.

(Here comes the line! Squeal!)

James: Our destinies have been entwined, Elizabeth, but never joined.
Translation: Remember my sword metaphors in the first movie? I've brushed up on my eloquence, don't you think?

(Looks into her eyes and kisses her)

(Elizabeth lets him kiss her)
Translation: That's another one to compare to Will's kissing. Tough call.

James: Go now!
Translation: I'd say now I could die a happy man, but things don't look so good.

(Elizabeth is stunned, but then goes)
Translation: I'll do this stunt for you, James.

(Bootstrap enters)
Translation: (singing) The Bootstrap of the Dutchman is here inside your mind.

James: Back to your post, sailor.
Translation: Psh, I might be okay. I can take an old starfish man.

Bootstrap: No one leaves the ship.
Translation: Not with MY iPod they don't, anyway.

James: Stand down! That's an order.
Translation: Nobody has your damn iPod! Search your bunk.

Bootstrap: Order...part of the ship, part of the crew, part of the ship, part of the crew.
Translation: See? I can't remember the rest of the lyrics because one of you dicks stole my iPod!

(James looks freaked out)
Translation: Check....the.....bunk

James: Steady, man.
Translation: I got a little something illegal under my wig. It'll chill you out.

Bootstrap: All hands! Prisoner escape!
Translation: And I'll cavity check every one of you bastards.

James: Belay that! (pulls gun)
Translation: Old starfish man...I can take him....but he gets crazy points.

Elizabeth: James!
Translation: Just tell him to search his pockets for the iPod and stab him!

(James has tears in his eyes and shoots the rope, severing everyone climbing it from the Flying Dutchman)
Translation: And still no Best Supporting Actor award. Give it time.

(Bootstrap stabs James)
Translation: Easier to search cavities when dead.

(James looks in agony)
Translation: Uf, this is a bad time for that burrito to be on its way up...

Elizabeth: (screams) James! No! No!
Translation: Throw the wig down to me! I've changed my mind.

(sees him collapse)
James' translation: Vomit and dying. So undignified.

Crew: Is the admiral dead?
Translation: Or is this a cavity search, wink wink?

(Davy Jones appears)
Translation: I knew I was missing something important.

Davy: James Norrington, do you fear death?
Translation: I just knealt down in your vomit. Son of a b*tch

(James' last act is brave: stabbing the vicious Davy Jones)
Translation: Don't tell anyone I threw up. (dies)

Davy: I take that as a no. Nice sword.
Translation: Maybe it'll cut down a few blacksmiths for me in the future. Foreshadowing!

(Things on the Dutchman seem unruly)
Translation: (singing) 15, no, 20 (counts) 32 men on a dead man's chest. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

(Davy sees several soldiers with his chest. Mercer appears)

Mercer: The Dutchman is under my command.
Translation: I told Beckett I wanted to be the man in the relationship and he said, fine, go and get yourself a ship and then maybe I'll let you. And I pick this one.

Davy: For now.
Translation: You'll always be the girl.

OMG!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOL! These two last posts by kate and willo have been the funniest so far.

The call back to Clark Gables, gone with the wind and Davy and Tia were brilliant and made me REALLY laugh out loud.


All the iPod lines were amazing! And lol to Xena warrior princess. That was good one...

You MUST post this on ff.net when it's over. It's even better than the other two...well I haven't read them since last year so I can't judge but it's pretty fantastic.