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We all know she's not the brightest tool in the shed. And having a rich father and getting whatever she wants doesn't exactly prove her morals. But does the kid deserve time in the slammer? What'll happen? Will her jailtime be cut in half (again)? Will she break out?

...Will she drop the soap?

All these questions and more all want your thoughts!

I hope Paris gets She-Raped

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
I hope Paris gets She-Raped

Violent. I like it

Yes, but she should die in a fire more.

Well she's out now, predictably. Money's blatantly changed hands somewhere.

Since when do people get out of jail for "health reasons"? ****ing bullshit.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6731143.stm

Just 3 bloody days. Its just pathetic. You wouldnt find me or any of us gettin the same kind of treatment.

I'd say WTF to the penal system, as they've just set a precedent for any criminal who'd rather serve their time at home, but I doubt anyone besides celebrities would get this treatment.

I read she served a total of 5 days of her 45 day sentence, it was then lowered to 23 days after the first or second day for "good behavior"...

I'll never understand America's fanatical fascination with celebrities and allowing them a free pass when it comes to crimes. It'll be funny, if next time she's out driving under the influence (which she will do) she hits and kills somebody.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
I hope Paris gets She-Raped

I hope Paris gets Me-Raped.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Well she's out now, predictably. Money's blatantly changed hands somewhere.

Actually her jail time has just been cut in half not eliminated...

She deserves to go to jail. May my father bless her.

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Actually her jail time has just been cut in half not eliminated...

She gets to serve a "terrible" 18 days of home arrest... whatever will she do to pass the time?

Originally posted by BackFire
I hope Paris gets Me-Raped.

Considering she weaseled her way out of a crime, I'd pay to have you ass-rape hourly for the remainder of her sentence.

Originally posted by BackFire
I hope Paris gets Me-Raped.
I want to see those children.

Yeah, I'll ****ing bet the officials refused to disclose any details...

This is bullshit, she payed her way straight out of prison. If you do the crime you do the time, no matter who you are. If that were me or anyone else on these boards we'd have served a full sentence.

Originally posted by Robtard
She gets to serve a "terrible" 18 days of home arrest... whatever will she do to pass the time?



Considering she weaseled her way out of a crime, I'd pay to have you ass-rape hourly for the remainder of her sentence.

Lovely, will only cost you 10.99 an hour, plus expenditures for food, water and condoms (Nah, I won't be using condoms).

She could always pull a Pete Wentz with her phone, if you know what I mean... -nudge-

I'm pretty sure she has every luxury known to man in her bedroom. That's just one room in her house... O_O

Excuse me while I go marry Paris Hilton...

Originally posted by BackFire
Lovely, will only cost you 10.99 an hour, plus expenditures for food, water and condoms (Nah, I won't be using condoms).

What will your children look like? Half Heiress, Half Anus? (That was in reference to FeceMan...take no action)

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
We all know she's not the brightest tool in the shed. And having a rich father and getting whatever she wants doesn't exactly prove her morals. But does the kid deserve time in the slammer? What'll happen? Will her jailtime be cut in half (again)? Will she break out?

...Will she drop the soap?

All these questions and more all want your thoughts!
I couldn't give a ****!

Who gives a damn what happens to a spoilt socialite whore?

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
She could always pull a Pete Wentz with her phone, if you know what I mean... -nudge-

I'm pretty sure she has every luxury known to man in her bedroom. That's just one room in her house... O_O

Excuse me while I go marry Paris Hilton...

Excuse me while I insist that if you do; test yourself for STIs etc. Oh, and make sure you keep an eye on your car keys.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Excuse me while I insist that if you do; test yourself for STIs etc. Oh, and make sure you keep an eye on your car keys.

You odn't think she'd sell them for pr0n mags do you? Ans since when was I old enough to drive anyway?

Another looming question, Will she be as famous if her name is changed to Takamine Paris? Just saying...

so apparently all you need t get out of doing prison time is a rash

You have bad hair day every day in jail.......she's gonna crack up

shes not in jail anymore, I guess a rash and a bad hair day for paris gets her out of jail

8 voted.

8 say yes.

People with medical conditions are put in jail all the time. Though most of them admittedly kill people while they're in. Paris is an exception because her little petite arsehole would get torn open by a hermaphrodite named "Bill"... Whores get all the breaks...

This chick is perhaps the worst waste of space ever hatched in modern day society

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
shes not in jail anymore, I guess a rash and a bad hair day for paris gets her out of jail

Check this out ...


Paris Hilton Ordered to Return to Court
Jun 7, 7:39 PM EST


The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Hours after Paris Hilton was sent home under house arrest Thursday, the judge who put her in jail ordered her into court to determine whether she should be put back behind bars. Hilton must report to court at 9 a.m. Friday, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told The Associated Press.

"My understanding is she will be brought in in a sheriff's vehicle from her home," Parachini said.

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer issued his order after the city attorney filed a petition late Thursday afternoon questioning if Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton Thursday morning.

The celebrity inmate was sent home from the L.A. County jail's Lynwood lockup shortly after 2 a.m. for an unspecified medical condition in a stunning reduction to her original 45-day sentence.

She was ordered to finish her 45-day sentence under house arrest, meaning she could not leave her four-bedroom, three-bath home in the Hollywood Hills until next month.

Originally posted by Secretus
Check this out ...


Paris Hilton Ordered to Return to Court
Jun 7, 7:39 PM EST


The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Hours after Paris Hilton was sent home under house arrest Thursday, the judge who put her in jail ordered her into court to determine whether she should be put back behind bars. Hilton must report to court at 9 a.m. Friday, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told The Associated Press.

"My understanding is she will be brought in in a sheriff's vehicle from her home," Parachini said.

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer issued his order after the city attorney filed a petition late Thursday afternoon questioning if Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton Thursday morning.

The celebrity inmate was sent home from the L.A. County jail's Lynwood lockup shortly after 2 a.m. for an unspecified medical condition in a stunning reduction to her original 45-day sentence.

She was ordered to finish her 45-day sentence under house arrest, meaning she could not leave her four-bedroom, three-bath home in the Hollywood Hills until next month.

Its not like she will be sent back to jail. She's rich.

Health reasons? So it's not her crack habit then?

I read she went to take karate-lessons a few weeks ago so she could protect herself from all those pissed off inmates. I'd like to have seen her try a 'wax on, wax of' facing a horde of angry convicts.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
I read she went to take karate-lessons a few weeks ago so she could protect herself from all those pissed off inmates. I'd like to have seen her try a 'wax on, wax of' facing a horde of angry convicts.

Correction: Angry butt raping convicts... All of whom I'm sure would love to get a piece of that hot... brain...

She deserves it, but nothing changes the fact that she didn't get the proper jail time she deserves. >.>

Originally posted by Zahara
She deserves it, but nothing changes the fact that she didn't get the proper jail time she deserves. >.>

-shrug- What can you do? Sluts have money... judges like money... everybody's happy...

We can steal whatever pet she has now, make her suffer.

Originally posted by Zahara
We can steal whatever pet she has now, make her suffer.

Lady, she's had like thirty dogs named Tinkerbell. If losing all of them made her sad she wouldn't be such a whore, now would she? She doesn't feed the stupid things...

Side note, who else thinks that Paris going to jail is just a pitch for a new season of her show? "The Simple Life: Behind Bars"

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
We all know she's not the brightest tool in the shed. And having a rich father and getting whatever she wants doesn't exactly prove her morals. But does the kid deserve time in the slammer? What'll happen? Will her jailtime be cut in half (again)? Will she break out?

...Will she drop the soap?

All these questions and more all want your thoughts!

Yes, it just might do her some good.

I think a worse punishment is to send her coddled ass to school or mak her work for a living.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Yes, it just might do her some good.
You've forgotten. She's PARIS HILTON! She's never learned a lesson in her life, which is why she's going to jail in the first place...

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
You've forgotten. She's PARIS HILTON! She's never learned a lesson in her life, which is why she's going to jail in the first place...

That is why I say that it may do her some good.

I just heard she was dragged out of LA Court kicking and screaming being escorted by a female deputy sheriff. She needs to take her punishment like a man. She would be more respected if she did that.

Originally posted by History Buff
I just heard she was dragged out of LA Court kicking and screaming being escorted by a female deputy sheriff. She needs to take her punishment like a man. She would be more respected if she did that.

The only way she would be respected is if she lost the pooch got practical clothes (though the ones she wears are hot) and got a real career instead of slutting up places...

She's in house arrest?...You mean the same ****ing house which has 4 bedrooms? With huge TV? And all those glorious crap? You've got to be kidding me. That's not house arrest, thats vacation.

Originally posted by JesusTheChrist
She's in house arrest?...You mean the same ****ing house which has 4 bedrooms? With huge TV? And all those glorious crap? You've got to be kidding me. That's not house arrest, thats vacation.

Her mansion is way bigger than that. But everythings probably all tiny. She loves everthing small, small dog, small boobs, small attention span, small audience, small brain, the list goes on...

I've officially laughed to death. And gotten resurrected.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

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Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Her mansion is way bigger than that. But everythings probably all tiny. She loves everthing small, small dog, small boobs, small attention span, small audience, small brain, the list goes on...

Anyone who has gotten too drunk and beaten up five cops knows that jail is not all the bad.



What? Did I give away some privet information? jk

Originally posted by JesusTheChrist
I've officially laughed to death. And gotten resurrected.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

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Awwe... She looks so sad and out of sorts. It almost makes me want to hug her...



Almost...

awww she's crying. people on the interwebs hate her. ok fine lets just say the law doesnt apply to paris.

I thought she went to regular jail. Am I wrong about that? I'm proud to say I haven't been following this story very closely.

Originally posted by JesusTheChrist
I've officially laughed to death. And gotten resurrected.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html



"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.

Boo hoo hoo

Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff's car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, sans makeup, wearing a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks.

I hope this acting was better than what she did in "Wax Museum"

She cried throughout the hearing, her body shook constantly and she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."

Translation: "Daddy! Pay them MORE money! Pay then now!"

Another of her attorneys, Steve Levine, said, "The sheriff has determined that because of her medical situation, this (jail) is a dangerous place for her."

Criminals with HIV still have to serve prison time, what in the hell does she have, that she can't do 45 days in county lockup.

The next time a judge tells her to not do something, maybe she will listen.

Originally posted by Robtard
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.

Boo hoo hoo

Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff's car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, sans makeup, wearing a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks.

I hope this acting was better than what she did in "Wax Museum"

She cried throughout the hearing, her body shook constantly and she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."

Translation: "Daddy! Pay them MORE money! Pay then now!"

Another of her attorneys, Steve Levine, said, "The sheriff has determined that because of her medical situation, this (jail) is a dangerous place for her."

Criminals with HIV still have to serve prison time, what in the hell does she have, that she can't do 45 days in county lockup.

LOL! So true! Oh your god... I just thought of something. What'll happen when her father is dead and she inherits the entire chain of hotels?! I'll have to sleep in Holiday Inns! AGGHHHHH!!

w00t. I'm buying this shirt.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140127020824

Originally posted by JesusTheChrist
w00t. I'm buying this shirt.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140127020824

It may not be right, but I love it! ^_-

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
LOL! So true! Oh your god... I just thought of something. What'll happen when her father is dead and she inherits the entire chain of hotels?! I'll have to sleep in Holiday Inns! AGGHHHHH!!

It'll be in name only, the shareholders will manage the company I'm sure, she'll just get a large chunk of stock and be filthy rich... that is if she doesn't kill herself (overdose, drunk driving etc.) beforehand.

Funny part of it all, if she hadn't tried to buy/weasel her way out, she would have only had to serve 23 (or less) days total, not the 45 the judge ordered.

Don't give a shit what happens to her. This whole thing is ridiculous anyways, house arrest, jail, what difference does it make? She's going to get raped either way (by me).

Originally posted by BackFire
Don't give a shit what happens to her. This whole thing is ridiculous anyways, house arrest, jail, what difference does it make? She's going to get raped either way (by me).

Make sure you get video so her other sex tape can have a sequal....

Put it in her butt.

Originally posted by Robtard
Put it in her butt.

A c*** or a video camera? Or both? O_O

bleh.. prison these days is like having an apartment for free... decent food... cable...exercise equipement.. visits dedicated to having sex... when does the punishment start again? she shouldnt even be crying.. I'd be like "woohoo!"

Originally posted by SaTsuJiN
bleh.. prison these days is like having an apartment for free... decent food... cable...exercise equipement.. visits dedicated to having sex... when does the punishment start again? she shouldnt even be crying.. I'd be like "woohoo!"

I've never understood why there is weight equipment in jails. Why would you want the person that tried to mug to last time come out even stronger?

Originally posted by Robtard
Put it in her butt.

I don't know how many times I shouted that during One Night in Paris.

(It was about 67).

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I don't know how many times I shouted that during One Night in Paris.

(It was about 67).

I have a ripped copy of that, never watched it though... is it worth it; does she get "it" in the butt?

It's actually really crap, she looks like a snide ride. No anal and she doesn't swallow. Not that I'd complain to my multi bzillionairre girlfriend about that.

26 voted

26 say "Put her spoiled ass in Jail!"

I just saw her on TV......she was crying......Are they giving her extra time?

I honestly do not see how there is any debate at all, the fact any contriversy exists at all is sad. Tons of celebs have got prison time for breaking the law, why should she be any different?

ok ill be honest for a moment. when she was let go i think it was a dereliction of law. i just dont like when the court crosses the line and reconvicts/sentences someone of the same crime.

Originally posted by Robtard
I have a ripped copy of that, never watched it though... is it worth it; does she get "it" in the butt?

N-no.

Originally posted by The Black Ghost
I honestly do not see how there is any debate at all, the fact any contriversy exists at all is sad. Tons of celebs have got prison time for breaking the law, why should she be any different?

Cause she's hot and has a nice rack. Oh, and her dad's rich...

Some judges just suck.

In fact the whole legal system sucks. We should be able to sue judges.......Okay done now....

She's lucky all she's getting is 45 days, or whatever. That's nothing to ball about.

I feel sorry for this poor girl

How I laughed at that picture in the back of the squad car crying hahahah.

If you really hate Paris... check this out! 7SJ7_hdztWg

Originally posted by Schecter
ok ill be honest for a moment. when she was let go i think it was a dereliction of law. i just dont like when the court crosses the line and reconvicts/sentences someone of the same crime. I agree...I'm amazed at the fact that the Judge reinstated the original sentence of 45 days, as well.

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Cause she's hot and has a nice rack. Oh, and her dad's rich...

And a moron.

Originally posted by J-Beowulf
Yeah, I'll ****ing bet the officials refused to disclose any details...

This is bullshit, she payed her way straight out of prison. If you do the crime you do the time, no matter who you are. If that were me or anyone else on these boards we'd have served a full sentence.
Well, I think she's a poor example for youth, N. Richie as well as L. Lowhan, who was the Calculus geek who overcame peer pressure in one movie (great movie). If they don't stop this stuff, they are not going to look that hot in the next 7 years (I think they will be in their 30s by then).

I am not jealous of the rich, I think the rich are people who have abundance, that's different from the wealthy. A wealthy person can become poor and can turn unforeseen value into riches. A rich person can only do one thing to create abundance (maybe using parents to gain riches/abundance, only in one industry). The rich are people who would steal from the wealthy, turn to bribe or illegal activity in order to keep abundance, a wealthy person would not. Rich and wealthy don't always get along, even though a wealthy person has riches. Think of the rich as people who only know one resource to create riches, and once that abundance is gone, they know no other way to get more. Wealthy aren't always friendly with people who are rich, that's why you'll see that these two classes don't always get along, like old money and new money (kinda conflict).

It's like poor and impoverished. The poor maybe that way b/c they believe that their religion says the rich are evil and poor is better and more holy, so they "owe no man nothing" and live under self sufficiency and little dependency and refuse to borrow money. The impoverished may have much more then the poor, and may even steal from the poor, yet, will not have the same character as the poor, even though, both may not look the same, you can spot a poor person, but maynot spot an impoverished person(unless they open their hearts to it). All of these characters can change if they open their minds to it, they can change for the better or the worse. The religious poor can turn impoverished, an impoverished person can end up as a religious poor...same with the rich and wealthy, there is no stationary position in character, imo, given certain circumstances, people can change for the better or worse.


That's why I try not to treat someone well just b/c of how they appear, even if they appear rich. No matter what place a person is in life: wealthy, rich, poor, or impoverished...all are a factor of their thinking. So, no need for me to look down on someone for whatever they are thinking in life. I do tend to look up to the wealthy and I tend to have a romantic respect for the religious poor, as a person has to have a great deal of character (esp. in this materialistic world) to respect themselves and their neighbor even though they don't have much and aren't jealous or hateful toward others, and I do believe that if a person is a religious poor, if they change their mentality and decide not to hate the rich, and seek to admire the wealthy, they are the ones who can turn their entire financial situation in life, and probably earn a lot more respect from the wealthy then any rich person who inherited a fortune.

Again, I have no desire to see "Paris" raped or burned. I feel badly b/c she's not a good role model to youth and makes blonds look bad. I have zero desire to look down on others, I may not always recognize people in salutation, but I certainly don't readily look down on others that way, taking away from others doesn't add value to me. My value is added when I add to others, but again, I tend to stay away from those who I see was conflicting with my ideology, personal choice, nothing to do with anything, most have personal choice and have a right to express it in a civil manner (quiet distance).

On second thought, as I know what I'm about to say is going to sound like conspiracy theory, but they gave their daughter away to a system that does that to people, young women. The women are silly enough to think they are the ones in control, but it's not an easy machine to control, it's not like winning a high school competition, plenty want to see that person fail, and so many will have their own agenda. L. Lohan, N. Riche, A. Nicole, P. Anderson...they all thought they were controlling it, but each time, it was really the ones making money off of them and using them (but they are thinking it's really them controlling their own spot light). I can say that women who look like these folks probably have little control over their life, they may try to manipulate it as much as possible to appear in control, but if they are grabbed at by too many hands, they are really puppets, each and every one of them. Just be around a very beautiful person and see how much the men around her will try to control her, and each one looks at her as if he's the only one in her life, try managing that, it seems silly, but i don't admire her life one bit, i doubt she has any control in her life. the women who do end up marrying a man for money and living life in a way that is absent of real love b/c they probably seen so many people react to them just b/c of their looks. To an average girl, that seems sOoOo alluring, until after the spotlight and after trying to please everyone, she soon sees it's not an easy machine, too many men wanting the same female and each wanting to force their way for their own fatansy, seems cool at first, but will be the "whore" for it later.


Btw, I can see why some gay men don't like her, as this is taking away from the competition.

I definitely think she followed the wrong crowd, and was being toyed and used, her sister was much smarter and saw what that stuff was about, they needed a dumb blond for news fillings and her sister quickly dyed her hair black. She saw through the game of wanting a dumb blond to play puppet, that game is serious, it makes alot of people money, but at the same time, it's a love-hate relationship with celebrates, and when they play the "dumb" blond who has it all, people want to see them fall hard.

She was due back in court to face the judge who sent her to jail. He' s angry she was released from jail after just three days, and ordered her back to jail to serve out her sentence. She would have been taken screaming from an LA court after being told to return.

LMAO, it was all probably another publicity stunt. they probably knew shed never see the inside of a cell, and yet theyr showin videos of her checkin out the cells n crap. furthermore, she got her name mentioned in the mtv movie awards, and i bet the presenter is fealing pretty pissed right now cause she got all the publicity and yet no jail time. **** the legal system, the ***** should be locked up for all eternity.

Originally posted by leonheartmm
LMAO, it was all probably another publicity stunt. they probably knew shed never see the inside of a cell, and yet theyr showin videos of her checkin out the cells n crap. furthermore, she got her name mentioned in the mtv movie awards, and i bet the presenter is fealing pretty pissed right now cause she got all the publicity and yet no jail time. **** the legal system, the ***** should be locked up for all eternity.


But then she can't make another crappy album that every teenaged girl will end up buying because they idolize that ****! And what about the possibility for a Wax Museum 2?!

Meh, she's a vacuous trollop. But at the end of the day, when she gets out of jail, she'll still have her ~$20 million inheritance waiting for her.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Meh, she's a vacuous trollop. But at the end of the day, when she gets out of jail, she'll still have her ~$20 million inheritance waiting for her.

What I don't understand is why her father doesn't threaten to disinherit her. I'm undoubtebly sure that she'd straighten up real quick...

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
But then she can't make another crappy album that every teenaged girl will end up buying because they idolize that ****! And what about the possibility for a Wax Museum 2?!

LMAO, if they made a wax statue of her, id impale her ass with a hot metal dildo! or maybe a warm buttering knife wold do the trick.

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
What I don't understand is why her father doesn't threaten to disinherit her. I'm undoubtebly sure that she'd straighten up real quick... I think the bulk of the fortune is still technically her grandfather, Barron Hilton's, so he'd have to disinherit the vacuous trollop.

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
What I don't understand is why her father doesn't threaten to disinherit her. I'm undoubtebly sure that she'd straighten up real quick...

hes probably too proud of his bitchy daughter whose learnt{like him} the tricks of capitalising all your assets, good or bad, and pouncing at the first oppurtunity for fame, money and influence. probably feals shes more ready to enter the cutthroat world of high end entrepreneurship and running the business now that shes selfish and manipulative enough. trust me, i know many fathers like that, theyr twisted sick people with shitty views and no morals.

She's a kid. Kids make mistakes.

Ocifer..im sorry buts your going to have to excuse me fromarresting me for my crime, because i sir, have a poison ivy rash on my arm, ands I just cant deal with going to jail, becuz i just just dont think i could take it and like you know, thats not cool

"Ocifer" " Duh...ok, go ahead and leave then, if yous feel like you learneds your lesson then,

Originally posted by debbiejo
She's a kid. Kids make mistakes.

Yeah, but other kids not under the lime light whom make mistakes, actually HAVE to do their time.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Yeah, but other kids not under the lime light whom make mistakes, actually HAVE to do their time.
Strange, but true! Did you know that in Japan they have a show starring Paris Hilton that translates into: "Paris, the teenaged *****" She's supposed to be this girl that has to go through life being a half ***** and making sure her normal non-bitchy friends don't find her out. Fascinating stuff....

Originally posted by leonheartmm
hes probably too proud of his bitchy daughter whose learnt{like him} the tricks of capitalising all your assets, good or bad, and pouncing at the first oppurtunity for fame, money and influence. probably feals shes more ready to enter the cutthroat world of high end entrepreneurship and running the business now that shes selfish and manipulative enough. trust me, i know many fathers like that, theyr twisted sick people with shitty views and no morals.

It's shit-head parents like that that end up with children like, New York, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan (still hot), and Machauly Culkin...

Originally posted by debbiejo
She's a kid. Kids make mistakes.

Lessee, she's a stuck up brat, she has a restraining order against her for harrasment, she's in jail for drunk driving on a revoked liscense, and she's now in a lawsuit from the band UB40 for partially plagiarizing one of their songs...

Yup, kids make mistakes! Let's pat them on the head and tell them not to do it again.

Are we defining 26 as kid age now?

She's not a kid, she's 26. Old enough to know not to drive when you're license is revoked.

i say nay!!! someone so beautiful, intelligent, rich....and...rich mustn't go to jail! i mean...what has the world come to?? who's next?? Michael Jackson?! no!! America please...no!!!

uuuh Baby Baby...it's a wild world...it's hard to get by just upon a smile...

Originally posted by BackFire
She's not a kid, she's 26. Old enough to know not to drive when you're license is revoked.

Apparently not. ermm

Who's New York? And Lindsey Lohan isn't particularly hot.

With her history she won't get a National ID in '08 thinking "That's not hot" and she won't be able to drive.... then she'll ask Daddy for money to sue the system...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Who's New York? And Lindsey Lohan isn't particularly hot.

Lindsay Lohan is a goddess! New York is some whore from a show on VH1... Flavor of Love or something...

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5100/parisxw6.jpg

Originally posted by JesusTheChrist
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5100/parisxw6.jpg

Yay, she got prettier!

She's such a useless *****.

Originally posted by J-Beowulf
She's such a useless *****. Not completely. She can kinda sing. She's a role model for what young girls should strive not to be. And she's great fun to pick at!

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Not completely. She can kinda sing. She's a role model for what young girls should strive not to be. And she's great fun to pick at!

She can kinda sing? Prince saw her in a night club while he was performing, offered her to sing and she ran out of the place.

As for this jail bs; she should do the amount of time anybody would. No more, no less.

She shouldn't do less cos she's a celeb, she shouldn't do MORE cos she's a celeb, she should be treated like every other jobber who drives under the influence.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
She can kinda sing? Prince saw her in a night club while he was performing, offered her to sing and she ran out of the place.

As for this jail bs; she should do the amount of time anybody would. No more, no less.

She shouldn't do less cos she's a celeb, she shouldn't do MORE cos she's a celeb, she should be treated like every other jobber who drives under the influence.

-AC

She can sing, and who's to say she didn't have a dose of stage fright or she wasn't horse? That's exactly it, she isn't a normal person. In our society, money equals power. The more you have the more power you have. We're greedy, it's a fact of life.

Oh, and hi Alpha!

40 voted

40 agree that she should be sent to jail....

Hey, I really need a fat sack'o'loot from my local bank,I feel a rash coming on though, So its all good, They'll understand why i cant serve my time then, So i can go spend my loot HELL YEAH<only in america

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
She can sing, and who's to say she didn't have a dose of stage fright or she wasn't horse? That's exactly it, she isn't a normal person. In our society, money equals power. The more you have the more power you have. We're greedy, it's a fact of life.

Oh, and hi Alpha!

Nobody is to say that, but the fact that she can't sing for real is what it was, probably. She can't sing in the sense of being good at it.

I can sing, anybody here can do kareoke, whether or not we're good...that would be a different matter.

Either way, there are better candidates for jail time that'd benefit from everyone's efforts than Paris Hilton, if I'm honest.

-AC

Originally posted by Captain REX
Lessee, she's a stuck up brat, she has a restraining order against her for harrasment, she's in jail for drunk driving on a revoked liscense, and she's now in a lawsuit from the band UB40 for partially plagiarizing one of their songs...

Yup, kids make mistakes! Let's pat them on the head and tell them not to do it again.

Are we defining 26 as kid age now? Oh, I was under the impression she was younger. And I thought she got extra jail time because she was let out early. But I agree that she should get any amount of time anyone of us would get. No more, no less.

Originally posted by JacopeX
40 voted

40 agree that she should be sent to jail....

actually its now 42.

and there are no other votes.

She needs some jail time and learn her lesson.

43.

Daaaaang... no one voted anything but yes... I s'pose it's unanimous...

unanimous, throw her into jail.

no special treatments.

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
We all know she's not the brightest tool in the shed.

By the way..Paris is a city..not a country.

She can write a book now. Long Summer Nights

Originally posted by KidRock
By the way..Paris is a city..not a country.

That's the point. It's a supposed to be a joke that only a stupid person like Paris herself would choose.

Originally posted by debbiejo
She can write a book now. Long Summer Nights

Another one? Isn't America still in shock that she can even read? I'm still wondering how she managed to write "Confessions of an Heiress" without angry nuns standing over her to slap her with a ruler everytime she spelled a word wrong...

I very, very, very, very, very, very much doubt she wrote that herself. The lass doesn't even have the attention span to give a proper blowjob, for God's sake.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I very, very, very, very, very, very much doubt she wrote that herself. The lass doesn't even have the attention span to give a proper blowjob, for God's sake.

You as well as I know that she pays people to give blowjobs for her. I just got an idea for a new page on my site! -scampers off to plan demise of Paris Hilton- BWAHAHA!

forgot to add, i know many joke around, but i get the impression from some that they would genuinely feel some kind of satisfaction if she was raped in prison. these people go on to point out her backwards sense of morality. isnt it ironic? dont you think?

I wouldn't ACTUALLY want her to get raped. Then I'd have nothing to watch on t.v. Seriously, it's just wrong that since she's a celebrity she gets time off... Stupid judge...

Is there anyone she wouldn't willingly have sex with?

It depends. Do you mean outside of the entire human race?

Ummm.. let's restrict it to humans, horses and aliens.

Who's the ***** that voted "...Celebrities again?"? 131

well, she's serving her time so i fail to understand the continued hostility. im not focusing on any members, im talking about an overwhelming sadistic hatred which i read/see/hear...everywhere.

while im uncomfortable with the idea of her being sentenced twice for the same crime, the end result is she's doing her time, which is just imho. should this be good enough? should we all kinda shut up about it now?

Originally posted by Schecter
well, she's serving her time so i fail to understand the continued hostility. im not focusing on any members, im talking about an overwhelming sadistic hatred which i read/see/hear...everywhere.

while im uncomfortable with the idea of her being sentenced twice for the same crime, the end result is she's doing her time, which is just imho. should this be good enough? should we all kinda shut up about it now? Good question... do you think you could survive a thousand foot fall?

Originally posted by Barker
Who's the ***** that voted "...Celebrities again?"? 131 Now that I think about it... this case is the first time I've actually seen Paris cry. It's sad.

Originally posted by Schecter
well, she's serving her time so i fail to understand the continued hostility. im not focusing on any members, im talking about an overwhelming sadistic hatred which i read/see/hear...everywhere.

while im uncomfortable with the idea of her being sentenced twice for the same crime, the end result is she's doing her time, which is just imho. should this be good enough? should we all kinda shut up about it now?

I'm reserving judgement. But it was a re offence and she could have killed someone, she deserves no more or less sympathy than your average drunk driver.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I'm reserving judgement. But it was a re offence and she could have killed someone, she deserves no more or less sympathy than your average drunk driver.

But you're forgetting that she can BUY sympathy. She doesn't need any of yours...

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I'm reserving judgement. But it was a re offence and she could have killed someone, she deserves no more or less sympathy than your average drunk driver.

i wasnt suggesting that she deserves sympathy, but rather am asking why the continued (in fact elevated) widespread hatred/contempt/deathwish on her?

she was convicted and is doing her time. isnt that the conclusion everyone wanted? wasnt the argument "she should be above the law"? well, now she isnt, she's in jail, but nobody seems satisfied. its just more blood in the water for the media feeding frenzy. i just find it all ugly

Celebrities going to jail is going to get them more media than they've probably ever had. Remember Martha Stewart? No one was off her case until she was back in the kitchen and without an anklet...

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Celebrities going to jail is going to get them more media than they've probably ever had. Remember Martha Stewart? No one was off her case until she was back in the kitchen and without an anklet...

if a celebrity does their time it's even further injustice since they are famous and thus hilighted in the media?

so i guess the only way to please some would be for them to shoot themselves dead? i mean really, you're suggesting that being in jail isnt good enough. so wtf is?

Maybe doing some good with her life. We'd never even be on this conversation if she weren't such a ho-bag. As a matter of fact, I started this with the intention of getting input about her going to jail, but I knew it'd eventually turn into a Paris bashing page...

Originally posted by Schecter
i wasnt suggesting that she deserves sympathy, but rather am asking why the continued (in fact elevated) widespread hatred/contempt/deathwish on her?

she was convicted and is doing her time. isnt that the conclusion everyone wanted? wasnt the argument "she should be above the law"? well, now she isnt, she's in jail, but nobody seems satisfied. its just more blood in the water for the media feeding frenzy. i just find it all ugly She should be killed for other reasons though.

Kinda like Pink. Just that Pink should be killed more.

Pink's awesome. She's not a little whiney *****. She's involved with charity and women's rights unlike Paris who WAS commited to "Vote or Die" and then decided to not vote...

forgot to add, if you or i were arrested and convicted on drunk driving charges, chances are we wouldnt be completely humiliated before the world. so the pros and cons seem even, imho. just food for thought.

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Maybe doing some good with her life. We'd never even be on this conversation if she weren't such a ho-bag. As a matter of fact, I started this with the intention of getting input about her going to jail, but I knew it'd eventually turn into a Paris bashing page...

being a 'ho-bag' isnt illegal. she's free to use her mouth/vagina/ass/ears/etc however she pleases. but its completely irrelevant. she was convicted of a crime, proving she's not above the law, and thats what we were all rabbling about, right?

i mean...this wasnt really "omg i want to see her rot in jail just because she's a rich spoiled whore", right?


...right?

Originally posted by Schecter
forgot to add, if you or i were arrested and convicted on drunk driving charges, chances are we wouldnt be completely humiliated before the world. do the pros and cons seem even. just food for thought.



being a 'ho-bag' isnt illegal. she's free to use her mouth/vagina/ass/ears/etc however she pleases. but its completely irrelevant. she was convicted of a crime, proving she's not above the law, right?

i mean...this wasnt really "omg i want to see her rot in jail just because she's a rich spoiled whore", right?


...right?

Of course not... It still took her a hell of a long time to be convicted, though. She dodged in and out of trouble. She could have in fact, made it out scot-free. She just didn't happen to be that lucky...

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Of course not... It still took her a hell of a long time to be convicted, though. She dodged in and out of trouble. She could have in fact, made it out scot-free. She just didn't happen to be that lucky... maybe she could've just blown the judge.

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Pink's awesome. She's not a little whiney *****. She's involved with charity and women's rights unlike Paris who WAS commited to "Vote or Die" and then decided to not vote...

Well as I said. She should be shot.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
maybe she could've just blown the judge.
He's old... he probably wouldn't have felt it anyway...

i hope a spotlight is put on the sheriff who caused a complete dereliction of law by letting her go. imho the proper course of action would have been to (regretably) allow the decision to stand, but also to demote that corrupt prick to traffic duty or just fire his ass outright.

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
He's old... he probably wouldn't have felt it anyway... the older the bull......

Tell that to Pam's old man candy... and I mean OLD...

Pam?

Originally posted by Schecter
i hope a spotlight is put on the sheriff who caused a complete dereliction of law by letting her go. imho the proper course of action would have been to (regretably) allow the decision to stand, but also to demote that corrupt prick to traffic duty or just fire his ass outright.

You do know why he let her go in the first place, right?

-nudge-

RIIIIIGHT?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Pam?

I'll give you a hint...

Huge-moungous boobs,

Hot,

Former baywatch hottie,

...
...
...

Frickin Huge-moungous boobs...

hmmm....I gotcha.....who is her man now?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hmmm....I gotcha.....who is her man now?

Dunno... I just know that originally she dated some 80 year old dude and that's how she got rich! Or was that Anna Nicole? Whatev.. same difference...