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Why Parents Drink....
>>
>> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his Bed
>> was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
>> Propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With
>> the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
>> read the letter.
>>
>> Dear Dad:
>>
>> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
>> with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
>> you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But
>> I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos,
>> tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
>>
>> But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
>> will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
>> firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
>> children.
>>
>> Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
>> anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
>> people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
>>
>> In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
>> Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
>>
>> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday
>> I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
>> grandchildren.
>>
>> Love,
>> Your Son,
>> John
>>
>> P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
>> wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
>> card that's in my center desk drawer.
>>
>> I love you.
>>
>> Call me when it's safe to come home.
>>
>>>

When I clicked on the link for this thread it brought me to the forum home page.


By the way. Another thread?

lol. I figured out how to post in here. lol

I own at everything.

Ahahaha, I got in Bitches.

Or *****, I guess, Maynard.

Shh. Tell no one vin

I know your secret.

Boo, he's in here.

Score one for Dustin.

Who told Tsure.

Who could it have been sly

Nobody. I figured it out on my own. I'm not an idiot.

His brother.

After all, he's good at getting in tough spots, and backdoor entry.

Lets think before we talk next time, k?


Originally posted by Barker
His brother.

After all, he's good at getting in tough spots, and backdoor entry.

Like in the back of a Volkswagon?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Like in the back of a Volkswagon?
Like the back of a guy.

I'm here. dur

Sweet.

Tsure, quick, rename this thread Club Maynard or something.

Yeah. sly

jockey

Originally posted by Barker
Tsure, quick, rename this thread Club Maynard or something. Agreed.

As long as it doesn't **** anything up.


*swears*

Probably would break the locks.

I have no idea what's being posted because I can't get to the second page.

lawlz

haermm x 100000



BOOOBS!


(. )( .)

Ugh It won't let me go to page two.

I can get to the second page. I'm on Page 2.

Yet again, I win.

I'm on the second page too.

I'm still on page one.

It's called 40 posts a page, bitches.

You suck.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I had to clear all of my cookies/cache stuff

I just posted from page one and it let me stay on page two. thorinnsrug

Barker Fett? Barker Fett? Whore? nahuh

Originally posted by Barker
Barker Fett? Barker Fett? Whore? nahuh

It's "Where", if you watched Return of the Jedi at all you would know this. nahuh

I did watch it for-your-information.

He's all, "BOba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?" jockey

Why is the BO big? Are you saying I stink? jockey

Fetts Vett - MC Chris.

Check it out. haermm

Finally. Just have to edit all my damn posts.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I guess I could've done that insted of restarting firefox over and over again.

Maybe. I didn't know it would keep me on the second page. srug

That's what I'm doing. Though I'd rather have a pron tab in it's place.

3rd page, eh?

Shit.

Can't get to page 2 now. Thanks bastards.

Originally posted by Barker
That's how he says it. haermm


BOba Fett?

Then he pwns him, without even realizing he pwnt him. haermm

Fett's Vette Lyrics
Artist(Band):MC Chris
Review The Song (8) Print the Lyrics

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Cruisin' Mos Espa
In my Delorean
War's over
I'm a peacetime mandalorian

My story has stumped
Star Wars historians
Deep in debate,
Buffet plate at Bennigan's

Rhyme renegade
Sure to penetrate
First and second offense
I won't hesitate

Got a job to do
And Darth's the guy that delegates
Got something against Skywalker
Someone he really hates

I don't give a ****
I'm after Solo
For all I care
He could be hidin' at Yoda's dojo

Gotta make the money
Credit's no good
When the jawas run the shop
In your neighborhood

Think you can cook
I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick
'Cause I'm really booked

I'm a devious degenerate
Defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactors
On the detention level

chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette

wicky wicky woo

Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste.

Get down

I'm a question
Wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside the slave one
Find your homing signal

From Endor to Hoth
Ripley to Spock
I'll find what you want
But there's gonna be a cost

See, my name is Boba Fett
I know my shit is tight
Start not actin'right
You're frozen in carbonite

Got telescopic sight
Flame throwers on my wrist
You still don't get the gist
Spiked boots are made to kick

Targets are made to hit
You think I give a shit
Yo mama is a *****
I see you in the Sarlaac Pit

You just flipped my switch
Integrity been dissed
You scratchin' on my itch
You know I shoot to get

Got bambinas at cantinas
Waitin' to lick my lusty lips
So I'll let you get back inside
Your little space ship

Give you a head start
'Cause I'm the sportin' kind
Consider the starting line
The sneaky smile I hide inside

Hope you have hyper drive (drive)
pray to stay alive ('live)
Don't try to slip me a five
'Cause I never take a bribe

To the beat of a different drummer
Bad ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunder
Or else they be put under

As in six feet
Got an imperial fleet
Backin' me up, gonna blow up
Any attempt to defeat

They gotta death star
Got four payments on my car
Hand it over to hammer head
At Mos Eisley bar

He used to carjack
Now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can
Get back on the right track

As for me that's not an option
Can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be like
Jar Jar on speech therapy

Chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette

wicky wicky woo

Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste.

Get down

Slice you open like a Taun Taun
Faster than the Autobahn
Or a motorbike in Tron
Do the deed and then I'm gone

Jaba has a hissyfit
Contact Calrissian
Over a colt, the plan unfolds
No politic is legit

Back in the day
When I was a slave
Living life in the fast lane
Like in a pod race

My mean streak tweaked
I became a basket case
So this space ace
Split that place, poste haste

Took up a noble cause
Called the Clone Wars
'Cause life's not all about
Girls and cars

Getting ****ed up
In ****ed up bars
See, I'm not a retard
Or gay like de Barge

I'm large and in charge
With a face so scarred
A cold black heart
That's been torn apart

The Sith wish that they
Had a dick so hard
'Cause it's long long ago
In a pussy far far

Call me master, 'cause I'm faster
Than Pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire

I'm a hunter for hire
With no plans to retire
And all the sucka MCs
Can call me sire

Chorus
My backpack's got jets! (jets jets jets)

Well I'm Boba the Fett! (the Fett the Fett)

Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt, (Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt)

...To finance my 'Vette (my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette)

Ugh, I don't know if it is even worth all the work.

Originally posted by Barker
See, cuz ehs' still half blind from the metall shit.

It's called Carbonite, noob. jockey

Originally posted by Tsure
Page 3
http://www.page3.com

Originally posted by Barker
http://www.page3.com Hot.

I remember the good old days where I was the only one allowed to post in this thread.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
what a poser.

I'm no poser.

Originally posted by Barker
Dragonite? bejay

I wouldn't know. bejay

Originally posted by Barker
http://www.page3.com Remind me to smack you later.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I was talking too you about Barker sly

I see. sly

You've won this round Maynardman, but we'll meet again!

*rides off on the BJ Express*

4th page.

Originally posted by Barker
I'm raising a Dragonair. jockey

What do you feed it? jockey

Originally posted by Barker
It lives on a steady diet of BJs and rice.

So it won't feel homesick. jockey

Vietcong rice?

Where did it come from? jockey

There's charlie all around.


Sorry. Nam flashback

Originally posted by Barker
Japan, just like Poket Monsters.

Lucy?

I see what you did there. jockey

Everyone Loves Lucy?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Thats Raymond sly

Shit, my fault. haermm

Its okay, G money etc..

*cough*

*sneeze*

Oh, you replied to me.

*blows nose*

yawn

I can't believe that this thread is still Fvcked up.

I can. Tsure posted it.

Originally posted by Barker
I can. Tsure posted it. haha pwnt.

lol lol

haermm

Derek Zoolander...13

I just noticed that lawlz rhymes with ballz


heh heh

lawl

page five

About time this got to page 3.

Skeets just ****ing comes. 131

Gross 131

Going to sleep, maybe, keep Tsure's brother away from my ass.

I will make no promises.

Barkers ass, one dolla, one dolla barkers ass


313

Psh, Irene will COME and buy me to save me from Tsure. haermm

She doesn't dig the whole "Don't wipe to save the rainforest" thing

She buys the whole Barker thing though.

hope she kept the receipt haermm

There seems to be a glitch in the system.

That there does. It is only with the thread though.

It' s not. It' s affecting the entire forum.

Umm, this is the only thread that can't mainly be accessed. I've been able to enter all the other's just fine. I think everyone is having trouble making new threads though.

It concerns the threads created today.

Originally posted by Storm
It' s not. It' s affecting the entire forum. I have no idea if this if affecting the forum or not, but apparently there's a virus going around the internet that can get in through an ad. My dad got the virus in his computer at work because when the pop-up came up, he closed it and the virus still got in. The only way not to get the virus is by shutting down your computer.

I have no idea if that's the case, but I'm just saying.

Probably not. Since it happened, none of our members have informed us that their computers would be infected by a virus.

Originally posted by Storm
It concerns the threads created today. Mine was created last night. . This was the first thread anybody had any problem with.

Yesterday for you, today for me due to the time difference. And no, yours wasn' t the first.

Now I can't view what you said Storm.

Something wacky is going on with this thread..

Originally posted by T.M
Something wacky is going on with this thread.. Just notice that? It's been like that since I made it last night. We had to figure out the trick to entering it first.

Well I haven't tried posting in it till just now... its crazy though.. never seen this happen on here before.

Yeah, my thread in gaming about Guitar Here 3 is doing the same thing.

Must just be you. shrug

Storm said it was all threads created today. So, if you made one, it would would do that same as mine.

This should still be a club.

Nope, not special anymore.

Originally posted by Barker
Nope, not special anymore. Owned.

Originally posted by Barker
Nope, not special anymore. Either way, it was the first.

Originally posted by Tsure
Either way, it was the first.
Wonder who was your brother's fist.

I mean first.

Originally posted by Barker
Wonder who was your brother's fist.

I mean first. I don't care to know. I thought I told you to stay out of his room?

Originally posted by Tsure
I don't care to know. I thought I told you to stay out of his room?
You probably do know.

Touche. But not really.

Barker fisted Tsure's brother?

lawlz.

haermmjockey

Originally posted by Barker
I hit him, yeah. 131

With a baseball bat. 313

Hard? 131

Originally posted by Barker
I hit him, yeah. 131












With a baseball bat. 313

The one that was between your legs? 131

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, he forgot he was gay and went off to get some Vaginalsecks.

Then when he realized what he did, he killed himself. 131

Haha, no. With a metal one.

But I guess it's an easy mistake to make, they're both roughly the same length, etc. The T-ball bats don't count as large Barker buddy.

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, he forgot he was gay and went off to get some Vaginalsecks.

Then when he realized what he did, he killed himself. 131

Forgot he was gay? Impossible. 131

Originally posted by Tsure
The T-ball bats don't count as large Barker buddy.
Oh, 20+ inches isn't large?

Kthx.

Originally posted by Tsure
It is possible, just look at you Roland.

I never was gay to forget that I was gay.

Originally posted by Tsure
It's Just Joke Buddy. He stuck it in your vag sac. Gosh. I would kill myself too.

I know. 131

Originally posted by Barker
He snapped, and couldn't face what he'd done.

Or who. haermm

Jacope? haermm