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Kratos went to hell twice, and fought his way out.

He killed a God.

He killed the Sisters of the Fate (The most powerful beings in the world) and now he wields the power of time.

He's fought Zeus (KING OF THE FrEAKING GODS) and he survived, surving alone is worthy in and of itself.

He resisted the crushing palms of Atlas!

He faught the Colossus and killed it with a sword.

He fought the Hyda (only ever killed by Hercules) and won by IMPALING IT'S MAIN HEAD OVER THE MAST OF A BOAT!

He died twice by getting stabbed through the heart by objects bigger then he is.....And LIVED.

I'd say, if someone even breathed "Kratos" in the midst of Sephiroth, Sephiroth would **bleep** himself, throw himself on the floor and say he'd go 14 rounds with a party of every character from every FF game fighting him at once at level 99.

I mean, just saying: Kratos against: Every video game villain ever created is saying: This is a very fair battle if Kratos had no eyes and no legs.

They first cast Kratos in Shadow of the Colossus, and when Kratos came riding in on his flying horse with wings, the colossi commited suicide and the game was over during the introduction.

sephiroth has no chance at all...
now please shut up.

Sin Harvest


Match over, who wants Tacos?

Jesus Christ I think this may be the first time I have ever heard someone overrate Kratos like that. I can think of so many people who can, and sayin Seph can isn't really a stretch.

I mean, just saying: Kratos against: Every video game villain ever created is saying: This is a very fair battle if Kratos had no eyes and no legs.

I agree. That has to be THE most overrated statement of Kratos (or anyone) I ever heard.

Originally posted by Cooples
Kratos went to hell twice, and fought his way out.

He killed a God.

He killed the Sisters of the Fate (The most powerful beings in the world) and now he wields the power of time.

He's fought Zeus (KING OF THE FrEAKING GODS) and he survived, surving alone is worthy in and of itself.

He resisted the crushing palms of Atlas!

He faught the Colossus and killed it with a sword.

He fought the Hyda (only ever killed by Hercules) and won by IMPALING IT'S MAIN HEAD OVER THE MAST OF A BOAT!

He died twice by getting stabbed through the heart by objects bigger then he is.....And LIVED.

I'd say, if someone even breathed "Kratos" in the midst of Sephiroth, Sephiroth would **bleep** himself, throw himself on the floor and say he'd go 14 rounds with a party of every character from every FF game fighting him at once at level 99.

I mean, just saying: Kratos against: Every video game villain ever created is saying: This is a very fair battle if Kratos had no eyes and no legs.

They first cast Kratos in Shadow of the Colossus, and when Kratos came riding in on his flying horse with wings, the colossi commited suicide and the game was over during the introduction.

sephiroth has no chance at all...
now please shut up. Cooples
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Originally posted by Cooples
He died twice by getting stabbed through the heart by objects bigger then he is.....And LIVED.



LOL! Laughed my ass off at that statement. So contradictive.

How did I miss that!? He died but don't worry he lived. LOL!!!

it was writeen to be that way you moron, it only helps to fortify my point that Kratos is badass.
similar to any Chuck Norris Joke there ever was.
God, you people...

Originally posted by Cooples
it was writeen to be that way you moron, it only helps to fortify my point that Kratos is badass.
similar to any Chuck Norris Joke there ever was.
God, you people...

You calling us a moron? At least I don't say

Originally posted by Cooples
I mean, just saying: Kratos against: Every video game villain ever created is saying: This is a very fair battle if Kratos had no eyes and no legs

Moron was bit harsh so sorry.
but still Kratos would win.
and I said it because it is true.

Originally posted by Cooples
Moron was bit harsh so sorry.
but still Kratos would win.
and I said it because it is true. ...Oh really? How about Kratos against, oh let me think...Jedah Dohma. Surely Kratos with his allpowerful greatness will allow him to defeat him right? I think not.

Originally posted by Cooples
Moron was bit harsh so sorry.
but still Kratos would win.
and I said it because it is true.

Cough, Sin Harvest, cough

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Sephiroth wins.....

I'm assuming this is mortal Kratos though. I don't know how powerful Kratos is in his GOD form...

Originally posted by Xenogears
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Sephiroth wins.....

I'm assuming this is mortal Kratos though. I don't know how powerful Kratos is in his GOD form...

I dunno. But it's not like Sephiroth never had a GOD form.

You're right. Light and Darkness are eternal. Nothingness probably goes on forever too. But guess what ESB -1138...

jk

Safer (I think it was meant to be called Seifer, though I'm not sure) Sephiroth pwns.

Originally posted by Xenogears
You're right. Light and Darkness are eternal. Nothingness probably goes on forever too. But guess what ESB -1138...

jk

Safer (I think it was meant to be called Seifer, though I'm not sure) Sephiroth pwns.

Light and Darkness (and nothingness) only lasts forever if Sephiroth choses to.

Yep.

Sephiroth sucks cat nipples, BUT Kratos is outmatched....so he would lose, also Sephiroth is overrated in most of his attacks

Originally posted by Cooples
it was writeen to be that way you moron, it only helps to fortify my point that Kratos is badass.
similar to any Chuck Norris Joke there ever was.
God, you people...


Lol, it was written to be contradictive? I fail to see how that makes it more badass...

And really, being a good fighter isn't badass alone. I myself hate characters that has nothing more to them then the fact that they are unstoppable fighters.

seph wins.

as for kratos vs all villians. lets see how he defeats aumon anubis

Or Jedah Dohma.

Or Morrigan Aensland 313

http://track-back.net/arkmorrigan/

And that makes me want Tifa no longer

Tifa is still hotter.

Originally posted by lightness
as for kratos vs all villians. lets see how he defeats aumon anubis

Sephiroth alone wins. You throw in any random villain that would be over kill. I would like to see Kratos defeat Perfect Chaos, Trance Kuja, Kefka, Zeromus, Sephiroth, Vergil, and all the other baddies.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Sephiroth alone wins. You throw in any random villain that would be over kill. I would like to see Kratos defeat Perfect Chaos, Trance Kuja, Kefka, Zeromus, Sephiroth, Vergil, and all the other baddies. Don't forget Sin and the Final Aeon.

This fight depends, IMO.

If this is Kratos before he is a god then he looses.

If this is afterwards, I'll give the edge to Kratos.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Or Jedah Dohma. Enough with this damn guy, I sure hope he dies soon.

Originally posted by Who else?
Enough with this damn guy, I sure hope he dies soon. Trust me, so do I. Kratos as a God would beat normal Seph, but I think Safer Seph would win. Oh, and Supernova is a canon move, it's just an illusionary move.

Originally posted by lightness
seph wins.

as for kratos vs all villians. lets see how he defeats aumon anubis

It's spelled 'Aumaan Anubis', not Aumon. And regular Anubis would pwn him. Hell, damaged Jehuty with no zero shift would pwn him.

Grahf would beat the shit out of Sephiroth AND Kratos. 313

Samuel L. Jackson erases everyone mentioned on this thread from existence.

Chuck Norris beats Samuel L. Jackson

Originally posted by Cooples
Chuck Norris beats Samuel L. Jackson BULLSHIT! Chuck Norris is only second place tied with The Undertaker but Jackson's power is absolute!

They discovered a cure for cancer. It's Chuck Norris's tears. Too bad he doesn't cry.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
They discovered a cure for cancer. It's Chuck Norris's tears. Too bad he doesn't cry. Incorrect, he didn't cry until he pissed Samuel L. Jackson off by saying Jackson sucked in Star Wars.

So Jackson tried to beat Norris but Norris threw him to the ground and punched Jackson with his third fist (behind his beard). Norris can win tick tack toe in two turns. He can win Connect 4 in three. When Norris does push ups he stays stationary, he just pushes the world down.

Norris can dribble a football!

Stop looking on Chucknorrisfacts.com for his "feats". Jackson can cast a shadow over the sun with his power. Jackson is so powerful he doesn't need to exert physical force to get what he wants. All he needs to do is will it and he could wipe out an entire plane of existence.

Evolution doesn't exist, that's just Chuck Norris deciding what animals gets to live. Oh and I never knew about that site. I just heard of these Norris jokes from TV. All Jackson has is, "yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!" If we need someone to shout we'll get Jackson. If we need someone who can actually put up a fight we'll get the one and the greatest Chuck Norris!!

and besides that fact that all Samuel does IS yell, we all know that Chuck can talk in all caps, which Samuel can not!

Stop citing the gay Chuck Norris "facts". I don't care where you heard them, they're bullshit. Let me show you a list from strongest to weakest.
1.Samuel L. Jackson
2.Chuck Norris and The Undertaker
3.Hulk Hogan
4. Kane
5. Flavor Blasted Goldfish Snack Cracker

Let me show you a list from strongest to weakest.
1. Chuck Norris
2. Hulk Hogan
3. Bruce Lee
4. The Undertaker
5. Jet Lee







































99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999: Samuel Jackson

Samuel is a pussy compared to Chuck Norris and his kicks of dread.
I am suprised you failed to mention Bruce lee who would curb stomp Samuel into the ground

Haha fool. If Bruce Lee is so powerful, why is he dead? Because he's a mere mortal man. Jackson predates history and will exist after it.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Haha fool. If Bruce Lee is so powerful, why is he dead? Because he's a mere mortal man. Jackson predates history and will exist after it.

Jackson could barely handle a bunch of snakes on a mother f@$king plane.

the only reason Bruce lee is dead is because Chuck Norris felt it was his time to go.

Jackson doesn't need to physically confront his opponents to kill them, only think it.

Norris doesn't even have to think it to kill them.

the last 403,493,219,584 things to look at Norris evaporated into thin air.
this includes people, trees, molecules..etc

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/chuck-norris.jpg

hahahaha!
that's true.

and everytime he punches a mexican baby in the face, the wind speed triples across the world.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/thenamesjimjones/Chuck-Norris.jpg

Every time Jackson shits an angel gets his wings. Everytime he pees Hell freezes over.

Norris controls Samuel's bladder.

http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/Chuck%20Norris%204th%20Wise%20Man.jpg

Samuel L. Jackson created God so is in turn his grandfather...Jesus was black fool!

the only reason people are black is because one day Chuck was drinking oil, Bruce Lee made him laugh, and he sneezed over the entire continent of Africa.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Samuel L. Jackson created God so is in turn his grandfather...Jesus was black fool!

Jesus isn't black stupid.

The first humans were black . And seriously there is no Goddamn way Jesus was white. He was probably of Middle Eastern skin tone. Oh btw this is coming from a white guy.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
The first humans were black . And seriously there is no Goddamn way Jesus was white. He was probably of Middle Eastern skin tone. Oh btw this is coming from a white guy.

Jesus was born in the Middle East. Middle Easterns are not black nor or they white. They're brownish.

chuck norris is all races..

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Jesus was born in the Middle East. Middle Easterns are not black nor or they white. They're brownish. ...that's just what I said.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
...that's just what I said.

Only because Norris allowed it.

Originally posted by Cooples
chuck norris is all races.. No that's Tiger Woods.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Only because Norris allowed it. Dude stfu with that "Norris allowed it" bullshit. I have special protection from Samuel L. Jackson. I cant be influenced by Norris.

Tiger woods?
Norris controls his soul!

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Dude stfu with that "Norris allowed it" bullshit. I have special protection from Samuel L. Jackson. I cant be influenced by Norris.

http://a7.vox.com/6a00c10e0f747fd3b400cd9787ebcff9cc-320pi

This explains why Master Chief was so bad @$$ and was capable of killing thousands of elites, flood, brutes, hunters, and grunts.

I knew his original name was Chuck Norris......

Samuel L. Jackson created the Halos so Norris would destroy them cause he got bored.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Samuel L. Jackson created the Halos so Norris would destroy them cause he got bored.

Ok so Norris destroys the Halos because he got bored. M'kay.

Samuel can't even control his own bowel movements...

Originally posted by Cooples
Samuel can't even control his own bowel movements... Change your name to Kupo Do it!

Samuel can control his bowel movement if he wished but he chooses to give those angels his wings so he doesn't.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Samuel can control his bowel movement if he wished but he chooses to give those angels his wings so he doesn't.

And by angels he meets Jackson goes around having gay sex with dogs.

Norris pwns all.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
And by angels he meets Jackson goes around having gay sex with dogs.

Norris pwns all. Not only did that not make sense it was incredibly stupid.

All times are UTC -4 hours. The time now is 1:21 PM.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
All times are UTC -4 hours. The time now is 1:21 PM. I hate you.

haha

All times are UTC -4 hours. The time now is 06:20 PM.

We don't do this to piss anyone off V2D. It's just something we can't resist doing every now and then.

That and it's just fun.

And I still hate it. Every time you do it I die a little inside.

Join us!

All times are UTC -4 hours. The time now is 04:54 PM.

Dude stop, if you keep killing me inside eventually there's gonna be nothing left.

All times are UTC -4 hours. The time now is 05:10 PM.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Dude stop, if you keep killing me inside eventually there's gonna be nothing left. Just ignore it.

Thanks Cooples. Because of you I'm now an emo emu like Emperor Ashtar.

or join the craze!

No I think I'd rather think about how I'd cut myself if I only had hands.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/tankstud82/emu.jpg

hey, if I am kicked off of here because of my opinion of Lana, I would just like to thank everyone who helped asnwer my question on Sephiroth vs Kratos, even though we started off hating eachother, I am glad to say that it ended with me accepting your opinions and explanations.
So this could very well be a goodbye.
reach for the starts, for that's the highest of heights my friends.
God speed...

Goodbye Cooples, and even if you're banned you can rest knowing the knowledge that Samuel L. Jackson is more powerful than Chuck Norris.

and you will always know how Samuel is Norris's son.

Samuel created God wgo in turn created existence. Norris came from this existence and was granted power by Jackson.

Jackson obtained his power when Norris breathed on him.

Norris obtained his power from drinking Samuel L. Jackson liquor(I love that episode of Chapelle's Show)

Lana will close this forum very soon.
because she's a ****** **** sucking ***** who likes to put **** in her ******* ***.

Yeah you're banned.

death is only the beginning.

Life sucks and then you die. After that you go to Hell.

hell is reserved for Lana.

Are you kiddin, Lana IS Hell!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

she surely is.

Lana is like the devil, only she never fell, she was always evil.

Originally posted by Cooples
she surely is. Why'd you block pms?

Kratos owuld win.

Originally posted by Kupo_Avalanche
Kratos owuld win.
Hell no he wouldn't!

Yes he would.

Nah ah!

We should just agree to disagree and leave it at that.

Remember, we're all against one stuck-up little girl.

I agree with that!

Word up!

AVALANCHE!

FIGHT THE POWER!

Avalanche on that skank's ass

http://www.cs.umd.edu/class/spring2001/cmsc838b/Project/Parija_Spacco/old_images/avalanche.jpg

hahaha.
no more stupidity.

Originally posted by Xenogears
Avalanche on that skank's ass

http://www.cs.umd.edu/class/spring2001/cmsc838b/Project/Parija_Spacco/old_images/avalanche.jpg

mwhahahahahaa

RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

mwahhahahahahahahahahhahahah
heeeeeeeeheeeee

Originally posted by Cooples
Lana will close this forum very soon.
because she's a ****** **** sucking ***** who likes to put **** in her ******* ***.

haha

Frankly, I'd be just as happy if half the people who posted in this thread were banned.

This part of the forum has certainly gone to hell.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Frankly, I'd be just as happy if half the people who posted in this thread were banned.

This part of the forum has certainly gone to hell.

You're right. These forums have really taken a turn for the worse lately the past few weeks. It's because of the members come and decide not to follow the rules.

We're sawry...

Originally posted by ESB -1138
You're right. These forums have really taken a turn for the worse lately the past few weeks. It's because of the members come and decide not to follow the rules.

You're in the no-ban part.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
You're in the no-ban part. You're part of the fanboy association.

The God of War would do a Brutal Kill on the seph

It's already been agreed Kratos<Seph<God Kratos<Safer Sephiroth